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Date Signed Up:8/02/2011
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#366 - the "Bull terriers" you see are actually two differe… 05/20/2014 on 100 years of breed improvement +1
#24 - that song was fantastic 04/16/2014 on white people represent 0
#72 - Picture 11/01/2013 on story of my life 0
#16 - Picture 10/27/2013 on Difficult Choice +3
#138 - one day away people. May the fourth be with you (pic unrelated)  [+] (2 new replies) 05/03/2013 on Star Wars +1
#171 - palmsspaghetti (05/03/2013) [-]
also unrelated. just wanted to share
#149 - pudingcade (05/03/2013) [-]
May the 4th be with you
#248 - Fair enough. Most people refer to chavs as being someone from … 01/29/2013 on Stereotypes 0
#215 - I don't think you realize you people, regardless of class, are…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/28/2013 on Stereotypes 0
#246 - kerplunking (01/29/2013) [-]
I have no problem with your average, lower-class, cockney lad as long as he's still a bang-up geezer. (ExtremelyBritishModeOff). I have quite an East-London voice myself, so I don't judge people based on their accents.

When I call someone a chav, I'm referring to the scum who hang about on street corners drinking cheap alcohol and seem to have nothing better to do than make everyone else's life a misery.

I get that it's not their own fault most of the time, but rather the fact that they were born in the post-Thatcher era with very little opportunity, but I still hate them nonetheless.
#248 - jizzmeista (01/29/2013) [-]
Fair enough. Most people refer to chavs as being someone from a council estate. It is a little annoying when you come from there and are actually a valuable member of society.
#47 - I beg to differ. Brazil is home to this big ****** …  [+] (3 new replies) 12/13/2012 on Welcome to life +25
#359 - anonymous (12/13/2012) [-]
The spider in the picture isn't a wandering spider... That is some species of tarantula. You can tell by the orange patch beneath the fangs where the mouth is. That and the wandering spider is thinner and brown.
#228 - gringodinkle (12/13/2012) [-]
what if you're a girl...?
#251 - zaw (12/13/2012) [-]
So hard of a clitoris and nipples they burst open.
#73 - care to explain gentlemen?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/22/2012 on Phil 8 +1
User avatar #91 - tehniggadestroyer (11/22/2012) [-]
it was a story on 4chan about a retarded kid and his friend phil.the retarded kid goes apeshit everytime something goes wrong.it's a long story but worth the read only link i could find krashthrills.com/2012/04/08/b-op-shares-the-chronicles-of-neal/
#4 - this makes Sheldon happy 11/21/2012 on asian persuasion 0

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User avatar #1 - lostcock (12/19/2011) [-]
I'm your secret santa!!!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tp1op1YjpPU
User avatar #2 to #1 - jizzmeista (12/19/2011) [-]
EPIC bro
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