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#138 - one day away people. May the fourth be with you (pic unrelated)  [+] (2 new replies) 05/03/2013 on Star Wars +1
#171 - palmsspaghetti (05/03/2013) [-]
also unrelated. just wanted to share
#149 - pudingcade (05/03/2013) [-]
May the 4th be with you
#248 - Fair enough. Most people refer to chavs as being someone from … 01/29/2013 on Stereotypes 0
#215 - I don't think you realize you people, regardless of class, are…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/28/2013 on Stereotypes 0
#246 - kerplunking (01/29/2013) [-]
I have no problem with your average, lower-class, cockney lad as long as he's still a bang-up geezer. (ExtremelyBritishModeOff). I have quite an East-London voice myself, so I don't judge people based on their accents.

When I call someone a chav, I'm referring to the scum who hang about on street corners drinking cheap alcohol and seem to have nothing better to do than make everyone else's life a misery.

I get that it's not their own fault most of the time, but rather the fact that they were born in the post-Thatcher era with very little opportunity, but I still hate them nonetheless.
#248 - jizzmeista (01/29/2013) [-]
Fair enough. Most people refer to chavs as being someone from a council estate. It is a little annoying when you come from there and are actually a valuable member of society.
#47 - I beg to differ. Brazil is home to this big fucker, The Br…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/13/2012 on Welcome to life +25
#359 - N. Korean citizen (12/13/2012) [-]
The spider in the picture isn't a wandering spider... That is some species of tarantula. You can tell by the orange patch beneath the fangs where the mouth is. That and the wandering spider is thinner and brown.
#228 - gringodinkle (12/13/2012) [-]
what if you're a girl...?
#251 - zaw (12/13/2012) [-]
So hard of a clitoris and nipples they burst open.
#193 - keltainenlumi (12/13/2012) [-]
#73 - care to explain gentlemen?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/22/2012 on Phil 8 +1
User avatar #91 - tehniggadestroyer (11/22/2012) [-]
it was a story on 4chan about a retarded kid and his friend phil.the retarded kid goes apeshit everytime something goes wrong.it's a long story but worth the read only link i could find krashthrills.com/2012/04/08/b-op-shares-the-chronicles-of-neal/
#4 - this makes Sheldon happy 11/21/2012 on asian persuasion 0
#212 - what the fuck are you doing? 11/15/2012 on When you're building your... +9
#2 - how the rest of the bees felt 11/03/2012 on Oh beehive baby +3
#20 - But if you were an Atheist you wo…  [+] (6 new replies) 10/17/2012 on atheist +64
#156 - RandomAnonGuy (10/18/2012) [-]
I don't, I take it as a joke.
But if you did ask me if I'd baptize my baby, I'd tell you that I'd wait until it could grasp the concept for itself and make his/her own decision.
User avatar #21 - breadbasket (10/17/2012) [-]
Hey, buddy.

That's a baby.
#46 - thepyras (10/18/2012) [-]






Who is apparently intelligent enough to understand the concept of Atheism vs. religion.
#163 - SHAMU (10/18/2012) [-]






Oh God yes.
User avatar #117 - trollins (10/18/2012) [-]
I LIKE TO WHISPER TOO
#29 - coolchalkyxxx (10/18/2012) [-]
Its not like the baby has to do something now. Can still be an athiest if it wants to when it grows up.
#6 - lol I misread the letters on the van 10/14/2012 on Just what i need +1
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User avatar #1 - lostcock (12/19/2011) [-]
I'm your secret santa!!!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tp1op1YjpPU
User avatar #2 to #1 - jizzmeista (12/19/2011) [-]
EPIC bro
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