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jizzeverywhere

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Gender: male
Age: 25
Date Signed Up:11/02/2012
Last Login:1/13/2016
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Content Ranking:#5585
Comment Ranking:#9908
Highest Content Rank:#1183
Highest Comment Rank:#1654
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Level 114 Content: Funny Junkie → Level 115 Content: Funny Junkie
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Level 217 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 218 Comments: Comedic Genius
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Times Content Favorited:54 times
Total Comments Made:444
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    Pretty close call Pretty close call
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    How the fuck? How the fuck?
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    MFW I see a hot girl. MFW I see a hot girl.

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User avatar #61 - aguycalledlee (10/09/2015) [-]
Your avatar is ******* terrifying.
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User avatar #4 - venomousvalentine (04/10/2015) [-]
Hello..
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User avatar #6 to #4 - jizzeverywhere (04/10/2015) [-]
I mean, um... Hey.
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User avatar #55 to #54 - jizzeverywhere (05/01/2015) [-]
Nano as your profile now,, huh? I approve!
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User avatar #56 to #55 - venomousvalentine (05/01/2015) [-]
hehe thanks >.<
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User avatar #5 to #4 - jizzeverywhere (04/10/2015) [-]
Glorious booty boy, I welcome you to my humble account.
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User avatar #8 to #5 - venomousvalentine (04/10/2015) [-]
h-hello?..
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User avatar #9 to #8 - jizzeverywhere (04/10/2015) [-]
ARE YOU THE CHOSEN ONE?
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User avatar #10 to #9 - venomousvalentine (04/10/2015) [-]
huh?.. @.@
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User avatar #11 to #10 - jizzeverywhere (04/10/2015) [-]
The answer is simple... No. Thank you for trying though! There is no runner-up prize!
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User avatar #13 to #12 - jizzeverywhere (04/10/2015) [-]
Well that was our show for tonight, let's show our contestants some love! Except for the short one with the cute butt, don't show that one any love.
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User avatar #14 to #13 - venomousvalentine (04/10/2015) [-]
D:
Why :c
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User avatar #15 to #14 - jizzeverywhere (04/10/2015) [-]
Because, that ass is too cute not to be a girl's yo! How do you even make sense? Cute butt, penis?
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User avatar #16 to #15 - venomousvalentine (04/10/2015) [-]
sorry >.<
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User avatar #17 to #16 - jizzeverywhere (04/10/2015) [-]
You gonna be a full on trap? Bruh, you could probably make some cash that way.
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User avatar #18 to #17 - venomousvalentine (04/10/2015) [-]
That sounds nice but I don't have the money for dresses and stuff...
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User avatar #19 to #18 - jizzeverywhere (04/10/2015) [-]
Ahh, that's unfortunate, you should save up, it might be worth it in the long run... For you and people who have trap fetishes.
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User avatar #20 to #19 - venomousvalentine (04/10/2015) [-]
Maybe one day I can find a nice guy who will dress me up and stuff..
or a girl if they're into that...
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User avatar #21 to #20 - jizzeverywhere (04/10/2015) [-]
Sorry if I seem offensive by the way, I legitimately mean it, if you would want something like that, do it!
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User avatar #22 to #21 - venomousvalentine (04/10/2015) [-]
it sounds nice..
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User avatar #23 to #22 - jizzeverywhere (04/10/2015) [-]
You got the booty, that's good enough for now.
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User avatar #24 to #23 - venomousvalentine (04/10/2015) [-]
thank you >//>
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User avatar #25 to #24 - jizzeverywhere (04/10/2015) [-]
No problem, I'm not about to be a dick about something you seem to enjoy doing. Now, keep showing the world that you got a booty, and you're proud of your booty!
User avatar #26 to #25 - venomousvalentine (04/10/2015) [-]
Eheheh
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User avatar #27 to #7 - jizzeverywhere (04/10/2015) [-]
I saw your latest picture by the way... Why you gotta make me question myself?
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User avatar #28 to #27 - venomousvalentine (04/10/2015) [-]
Im sorry..
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User avatar #29 to #28 - jizzeverywhere (04/10/2015) [-]
You should be proud, it takes a very convincing booty to do that! Flaunt it! Be proud lil ***** !
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User avatar #30 to #29 - venomousvalentine (04/10/2015) [-]
Im glad you like it >.<
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User avatar #31 to #30 - jizzeverywhere (04/10/2015) [-]
That's the spiritt! Keep me updated on that booty!
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User avatar #32 to #31 - venomousvalentine (04/10/2015) [-]
s-so how tall are you?
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User avatar #33 to #32 - jizzeverywhere (04/10/2015) [-]
6'4"..... Or is it 6"4'? I'm fairly tall, you?
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User avatar #34 to #33 - venomousvalentine (04/10/2015) [-]
Wow you're like a whole foot taller than me >.<
I'm just under 5'5"..
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User avatar #35 to #34 - jizzeverywhere (04/10/2015) [-]
That would explain a lot about your femme physique. That's a fairly average height though!
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User avatar #37 to #35 - venomousvalentine (04/10/2015) [-]
Actually thats even under average height for a girl...
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User avatar #38 to #37 - jizzeverywhere (04/10/2015) [-]
Is it? All my female friends are midgets then. Ha!
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User avatar #39 to #38 - venomousvalentine (04/10/2015) [-]
Average female height is 5'5"
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User avatar #40 to #39 - jizzeverywhere (04/10/2015) [-]
Most of my female friends are 5'2" or below, it's kinda funny actually. I personally like smaller girls... Not younger, just shorter.
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User avatar #41 to #40 - venomousvalentine (04/10/2015) [-]
I think tall people are cute.
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User avatar #42 to #41 - jizzeverywhere (04/10/2015) [-]
Why, thank you, thank you very much. Our tastes suit eachother.
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User avatar #43 to #42 - venomousvalentine (04/10/2015) [-]
ehehe >//<
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User avatar #44 to #43 - jizzeverywhere (04/10/2015) [-]
Glad I got to meet you, even if it's only over FJ, you seem pretty cool.
User avatar #45 to #44 - venomousvalentine (04/10/2015) [-]
thank you eheh
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User avatar #36 to #35 - venomousvalentine (04/10/2015) [-]
not for a boy...
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User avatar #46 to #36 - jizzeverywhere (04/10/2015) [-]
Do you have anywhere I could keep messaging you? It'd be nice to chat somewhere that isn't the comment section of my profile, wouldn't it?
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User avatar #47 to #46 - venomousvalentine (04/10/2015) [-]
skype?..
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User avatar #48 to #47 - jizzeverywhere (04/10/2015) [-]
I have a skype, though kik would be better, do you have a kik?
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User avatar #49 to #48 - venomousvalentine (04/10/2015) [-]
I hate using my cellphone...
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User avatar #50 to #49 - jizzeverywhere (04/10/2015) [-]
I'll try remembering my skype info
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User avatar #1 - TheInvader ONLINE (02/13/2015) [-]
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