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jizzeverywhere

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Gender: male
Age: 25
Date Signed Up:11/02/2012
Last Login:5/03/2015
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Content Ranking:#6746
Comment Ranking:#3047
Highest Content Rank:#6608
Highest Comment Rank:#2980
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Content Level Progress: 30% (3/10)
Level 14 Content: New Here → Level 15 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 90% (9/10)
Level 198 Comments: Anon Annihilator → Level 199 Comments: Anon Annihilator
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Content Views:47145
Times Content Favorited:5 times
Total Comments Made:291
FJ Points:502
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    Pretty close call Pretty close call
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    How the fuck? How the fuck?
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    MFW I see a hot girl. MFW I see a hot girl.

latest user's comments

#16 - Yeah, the Back to Africa movement. It failed when the nig nogs…  [+] (1 new reply) 12 hours ago on (untitled) +9
#45 - alarubra (6 hours ago) [-]
I had a pic that was relevant, but I couldn't find it quickly in my folder, so have this instead.
#15 - Do you guys remember the Back to Africa movement? Ahh, those w…  [+] (2 new replies) 12 hours ago on (untitled) +75
User avatar #74 - skroll (6 minutes ago) [-]
We talking the early 1900's back to africa movement? The Black Star Line ship? Marcus Garvey? They civil rights leader who failed and then faded into such obscurity that his obituary was published before he died?
#30 - rundas (8 hours ago) [-]
too many black people there
actually, this is a trend in American cities too
#55 - Nano as your profile now,, huh? I approve!  [+] (1 new reply) 05/01/2015 on jizzeverywhere's profile 0
User avatar #56 - venomousvalentine (05/01/2015) [-]
hehe thanks >.<
#47 - I saw the video for that first panel, honestly made me feel pr… 04/29/2015 on Other side of Baltimore. +1
#111 - I would just rather comment, I've posted a good couple of thin… 04/28/2015 on Any newbies or lurkers out... 0
#688 - I just don't have money, man. I would totally go, and then we … 04/28/2015 on What song? 0
#36 - I'd like to imagine the tail is just blocking our view of the … 04/28/2015 on True Romance 0
#1003 - Ed? More like EDge, amirite?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/28/2015 on Open up to Admin (or your... 0
User avatar #1004 - tacoiiimaniac (04/28/2015) [-]
Yeah probably
#683 - Lucky bastard, I wish I could go. Have a great time for me, man!  [+] (2 new replies) 04/26/2015 on What song? 0
User avatar #687 - mikoli (04/28/2015) [-]
you should find tickets
User avatar #688 - jizzeverywhere (04/28/2015) [-]
I just don't have money, man. I would totally go, and then we could both listen to DG, but I need to save my money for rent and food.
#284 - A fellow DG fan? I haven't met too many people who like em.  [+] (4 new replies) 04/26/2015 on What song? 0
User avatar #682 - mikoli (04/26/2015) [-]
for sure im seeing them in july
User avatar #683 - jizzeverywhere (04/26/2015) [-]
Lucky bastard, I wish I could go. Have a great time for me, man!
User avatar #687 - mikoli (04/28/2015) [-]
you should find tickets
User avatar #688 - jizzeverywhere (04/28/2015) [-]
I just don't have money, man. I would totally go, and then we could both listen to DG, but I need to save my money for rent and food.
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#52 - cunninglinguist (04/18/2015) [-]
Thought of you, ya filthy Mexican
Thought of you, ya filthy Mexican
User avatar #4 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
Hello..
User avatar #6 to #4 - jizzeverywhere (04/10/2015) [-]
I mean, um... Hey.
User avatar #54 to #6 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (05/01/2015) [-]
hihi
User avatar #55 to #54 - jizzeverywhere (05/01/2015) [-]
Nano as your profile now,, huh? I approve!
User avatar #56 to #55 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (05/01/2015) [-]
hehe thanks >.<
User avatar #5 to #4 - jizzeverywhere (04/10/2015) [-]
Glorious booty boy, I welcome you to my humble account.
User avatar #8 to #5 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
h-hello?..
User avatar #9 to #8 - jizzeverywhere (04/10/2015) [-]
ARE YOU THE CHOSEN ONE?
User avatar #10 to #9 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
huh?.. @.@
User avatar #11 to #10 - jizzeverywhere (04/10/2015) [-]
The answer is simple... No. Thank you for trying though! There is no runner-up prize!
User avatar #12 to #11 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
:c
User avatar #13 to #12 - jizzeverywhere (04/10/2015) [-]
Well that was our show for tonight, let's show our contestants some love! Except for the short one with the cute butt, don't show that one any love.
User avatar #14 to #13 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
D:
Why :c
User avatar #15 to #14 - jizzeverywhere (04/10/2015) [-]
Because, that ass is too cute not to be a girl's yo! How do you even make sense? Cute butt, penis?
User avatar #16 to #15 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
sorry >.<
User avatar #17 to #16 - jizzeverywhere (04/10/2015) [-]
You gonna be a full on trap? Bruh, you could probably make some cash that way.
User avatar #18 to #17 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
That sounds nice but I don't have the money for dresses and stuff...
User avatar #19 to #18 - jizzeverywhere (04/10/2015) [-]
Ahh, that's unfortunate, you should save up, it might be worth it in the long run... For you and people who have trap fetishes.
User avatar #20 to #19 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
Maybe one day I can find a nice guy who will dress me up and stuff..
or a girl if they're into that...
User avatar #21 to #20 - jizzeverywhere (04/10/2015) [-]
Sorry if I seem offensive by the way, I legitimately mean it, if you would want something like that, do it!
User avatar #22 to #21 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
it sounds nice..
User avatar #23 to #22 - jizzeverywhere (04/10/2015) [-]
You got the booty, that's good enough for now.
User avatar #24 to #23 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
thank you >//>
User avatar #25 to #24 - jizzeverywhere (04/10/2015) [-]
No problem, I'm not about to be a dick about something you seem to enjoy doing. Now, keep showing the world that you got a booty, and you're proud of your booty!
User avatar #26 to #25 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
Eheheh
User avatar #7 to #5 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
>///>
User avatar #27 to #7 - jizzeverywhere (04/10/2015) [-]
I saw your latest picture by the way... Why you gotta make me question myself?
User avatar #28 to #27 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
Im sorry..
User avatar #29 to #28 - jizzeverywhere (04/10/2015) [-]
You should be proud, it takes a very convincing booty to do that! Flaunt it! Be proud lil ***** !
User avatar #30 to #29 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
Im glad you like it >.<
User avatar #31 to #30 - jizzeverywhere (04/10/2015) [-]
That's the spiritt! Keep me updated on that booty!
User avatar #32 to #31 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
s-so how tall are you?
User avatar #33 to #32 - jizzeverywhere (04/10/2015) [-]
6'4"..... Or is it 6"4'? I'm fairly tall, you?
User avatar #34 to #33 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
Wow you're like a whole foot taller than me >.<
I'm just under 5'5"..
User avatar #35 to #34 - jizzeverywhere (04/10/2015) [-]
That would explain a lot about your femme physique. That's a fairly average height though!
User avatar #37 to #35 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
Actually thats even under average height for a girl...
User avatar #38 to #37 - jizzeverywhere (04/10/2015) [-]
Is it? All my female friends are midgets then. Ha!
User avatar #39 to #38 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
Average female height is 5'5"
User avatar #40 to #39 - jizzeverywhere (04/10/2015) [-]
Most of my female friends are 5'2" or below, it's kinda funny actually. I personally like smaller girls... Not younger, just shorter.
User avatar #41 to #40 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
I think tall people are cute.
User avatar #42 to #41 - jizzeverywhere (04/10/2015) [-]
Why, thank you, thank you very much. Our tastes suit eachother.
User avatar #43 to #42 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
ehehe >//<
User avatar #44 to #43 - jizzeverywhere (04/10/2015) [-]
Glad I got to meet you, even if it's only over FJ, you seem pretty cool.
User avatar #45 to #44 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
thank you eheh
User avatar #36 to #35 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
not for a boy...
User avatar #46 to #36 - jizzeverywhere (04/10/2015) [-]
Do you have anywhere I could keep messaging you? It'd be nice to chat somewhere that isn't the comment section of my profile, wouldn't it?
User avatar #47 to #46 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
skype?..
User avatar #48 to #47 - jizzeverywhere (04/10/2015) [-]
I have a skype, though kik would be better, do you have a kik?
User avatar #49 to #48 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
I hate using my cellphone...
User avatar #50 to #49 - jizzeverywhere (04/10/2015) [-]
I'll try remembering my skype info
User avatar #51 to #50 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
okie..
User avatar #2 - cunninglinguist (03/10/2015) [-]
2nd
User avatar #1 - TheInvader (02/13/2015) [-]
fag
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