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#99 - Too bad you don't have the balls to do it. It's fun  [+] (1 new reply) 12/16/2012 on Like A Boss +1
User avatar #173 - someponyspechul (12/16/2012) [-]
"Dont have the balls to do it"
I'm a skater and I go down hills like that all the time. Less stability mother fucker.
#8 - SETUP THREAD Rayne Nemesis Bears 852 FSU …  [+] (7 new replies) 12/15/2012 on Like A Boss +1
#103 - anonymusbros (12/16/2012) [-]
Oops just made my own didnt check second page but if you care to hear again. Custom deck, bear 852's, independent bearings, stock bushings, purple durians.
#57 - paradoxus (12/16/2012) [-]
I thoroughly enjoy this thread.

Right now I have
Loaded Tan Tien
Gullwing Sidewinders
Durians (Purple)
Rush Bombers Bearings
Stock Bearings

What I WANT to get is

DB Cosmonaut
Caliber Fifty's
Monster Hawgz
Super Reds
Venom SHR Cone/Barrel Bushings

Pic related, it's the board I'm getting.
#23 - theprancingninja (12/15/2012) [-]
s9 roxanne caliber precisions and freerides 81a
User avatar #22 - someponyspechul (12/15/2012) [-]
I really do hate longboarders.

>DUDE, I COULD SO ROLL DOWN THAT HILL.

>YEAH DUDE LETS GO
User avatar #99 - jinchuuriki (12/16/2012) [-]
Too bad you don't have the balls to do it. It's fun
User avatar #173 - someponyspechul (12/16/2012) [-]
"Dont have the balls to do it"
I'm a skater and I go down hills like that all the time. Less stability mother fucker.
#12 - keyboard (12/15/2012) [-]
district tree gecko (exotic filipino wood. yeaaaah!)
abec 80a zigzags
paris 180
venom seafoam green barrels

ridin' loooooooose!
#3 - This **** is fun though. Do like a 3-way conf… 12/14/2012 on Logic? 0
#23 - He's a treasonous Caesarless Brutus Jesus! He's the eviles… 12/07/2012 on Oh Dishonored +4
#18 - Obviously how she learned bending. 12/06/2012 on I wish i could spoonbend +1
#10 - I want to do this now 12/06/2012 on Fuck 0
#145 - Hydrogen bonds are not very very strong. Water is able to … 12/05/2012 on Water 0
#7 - They were the only ones allowed to read because they weren't f… 12/02/2012 on I bet +8
#94 - I can not even begin to understand what he was trying to do. 12/02/2012 on boxing +15
#3 - Only water and certain ions can travel through cell walls thro…  [+] (7 new replies) 12/01/2012 on Prison +50
User avatar #4 - legitzmigitz (12/01/2012) [-]
ahh, i think so. thankyou.
#10 - tastyscoundrel (12/01/2012) [-]
THE DNA. TURNS TO MESSSENGER RNA. THAN THAT TURNS TO TRANSPORT RNA. HUZZAH
#5 - anonymous (12/01/2012) [-]
Further Clarification:

What he was talking about occurs in plants. The certain things diffuse and exit through the cell's walls.
In this comic, they're in a prison "cell." So he's bypassing through the "cell walls" with a transpor protein.
#75 - junter (12/01/2012) [-]
Happens in all cells, bro. Not just plants.
User avatar #78 - bronybox (12/01/2012) [-]
Cell Wall /=/ Cell Membrane,
only plant cells, fungi, and some unicellular organisms have a cell wall.

So all other types of cells wouldn't really fit the joke.
#79 - junter (12/01/2012) [-]
He's still exiting a cell. Joke still makes sense.
User avatar #81 - bronybox (12/01/2012) [-]
I suppose, but the "cell wall" part kind off adds that extra bit of zing.
#285 - You're both kind of right. He was sick and had diarrhea 11/30/2012 on fighting a boss in video... 0
#7 - Comment deleted 11/28/2012 on X2 -1
#356 - Comment deleted 11/28/2012 on My feels 0
#55 - Comment deleted 11/20/2012 on Early Atheism 0
#42 - Super concentrated amounts of sulfuric acid mixed with sugar w…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/15/2012 on How I like my coffee in the... +25
#107 - danielthedims (11/15/2012) [-]
Are you saying we can set the coloumn on fire?
User avatar #58 - duckspasm (11/15/2012) [-]
thank you!!
#43 - fiosh has deleted their comment.
User avatar #67 - thepyras (11/15/2012) [-]
If anyone want's to know, he was referring to jinchuuriki's username. It means someone within whom a tailed beast resides in Naruto. I mean it's still not funny but I thought I might relieve some confusion.
#61 - bigbeaufort (11/15/2012) [-]
#41 - Super concentrated amounts of sulfuric acid mixed with sugar w… 11/15/2012 on How I like my coffee in the... +1
#3 - that'sthejoke.jpeg 11/14/2012 on Marijuana +7
#60 - That was Mountain Dew  [+] (1 new reply) 11/13/2012 on By that logic... 0
User avatar #66 - giinthir (11/13/2012) [-]
it was a new apple flavor variant of Mountain Dew that they were having people pick the name for. But after 4chan raided it they dropped the contest. I haven't heard anything else about it since. I doubt they would just drop the flavor entirely.
#34 - PEOPLE DESERVE SOME HELP SOMETIMES, AS LONG AS THEY TRY TO HEL…  [+] (15 new replies) 11/07/2012 on Obama = stale brownies +20
#123 - sheiladikshit (11/08/2012) [-]
User avatar #89 - kafei (11/08/2012) [-]
I'm actually on assistance right now because the store we were working at cut our hours back so far it was actually costing us (gas money) to go to work. The people who cry everyone just wants help obviously haven't been in a situation they needed it. Thank fuck it still exists or we'd literally be starving and possibly homeless instead of able to find employment somewhere else.
User avatar #64 - TashnaBakninh (11/08/2012) [-]
I went through a period where I actually really needed assistance because I lost my job and I couldn't get it because I don't have a baby and I wasn't working at least 20 hours a week.
But now I'm a babysitter and get paid $9.00 an hour and I'm happy with that.
But seeing people abusing it pisses me off.
User avatar #51 - danniegurl (11/08/2012) [-]
i also don't understand the complaints about propositions to drug test people receiving government help. If tax money is being given to you, i want to be sure that you aren't spending it on drugs. if you are spending your own money on drugs, then you apparently have money to waste, and perhaps don't need the help. plus the fact that drugs are illegal and all (not including marijuana in some states)
User avatar #55 - pokemonstheshiz (11/08/2012) [-]
Besides marijuana, most drugs can be flushed out of the system in less that a week because they are water soluble, you just sweat/pee it out. Pot is fat soluble, it takes longer to get rid of (but can still be gotten rid of quickly provided you're not a heavy user). As long as you know when you'll be tested, you can bypass the test and get right back on drugs. Also, those tests are expensive, and can have false positives. We do this in Florida, but it spends more money than it saves. I agree that if you have to be on welfare you shouldn't be spending money on non-necessities, however that is just one source of spending, they could be blowing their money on other things, even legal drugs like alcohol and cigarettes.
Instead of welfare checks, we should be funding programs that teach the lower class skills they can use to find a real job. But that aside, drug testings are a waste of money to me

User avatar #60 - danniegurl (11/08/2012) [-]
well, those other drugs are also harder to get off of, so it wouldn't be so simple just to u and quit them, but i understand your point. i think in the long run it would save money, because then people on drugs wouldn't receive the money for an extended period of time.
User avatar #62 - pokemonstheshiz (11/08/2012) [-]
statistically we won't. It's a law where I live in Florida, and in Tallahassee alone the net loss was 50,000 paying for drug testing, only about 2% failed. And that's as a new policy, not giving people much time to learn how to scam the system
www.tampabay.com/news/courts/florida-didnt-save-money-by-drug-testing-welfare-recipients-data-shows/1225721

The policy is not intended to save money at all, it's part of the useless war on crime. It would be much safer and economical efficient to incorporate and regulate drugs in the economy.
User avatar #63 - danniegurl (11/08/2012) [-]
i knew the law was proposed, but i didn't know it was actually passed (i live in florida, too) i don't have cable, so i honestly don't know much about politics atm.
User avatar #68 - pokemonstheshiz (11/08/2012) [-]
I don't know my news channels here, but I mostly get my news from the internet anyway so it's no biggie
User avatar #69 - danniegurl (11/08/2012) [-]
yeah,. my internet time is used for school, funnyjunk, youtube, and sometimes facebook.
User avatar #72 - pokemonstheshiz (11/08/2012) [-]
colbert report works too, but you have to do some more research afterwards to get the whole story. I guess it's that way with anything though
#49 - mariasaturnina (11/08/2012) [-]
Here, let me help you out with those rustled Jimmies.
#46 - anonymous (11/07/2012) [-]
I agree. My son, me and my (disabled veteran) husband are on welfare but there needs to be regulation of some sort. Not a time frame, but drug testing and stricter rules that if not followed lead to harsher punishment.
I have a full time job and my husband collects veteran benefits but I have Juvenile Diabetes and no insurance and his knees are in real bad shape so the VA is paying for school. One day I hope to no longer need welfare, but am upset with the way some abuse it and make all of us look bad.
User avatar #97 - kafei (11/08/2012) [-]
I don't know about drug testing, check out #55, but I wouldn't complain about stricter guidelines, as long as people that actually do need it because of a hardship get it. I really don't like to see good people tossed into the gutter like trash.
User avatar #44 - mcatheistnuggets (11/07/2012) [-]
Drug testing. Time frames.
#6 - Only 1 billion on the presidential election About 600mil f…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/07/2012 on Rainn Wilson +3
User avatar #14 - dedaluminus (11/07/2012) [-]
You're forgetting about independent sources and political action groups bro

"This ad is not endorsed by any candidate or candidate's committee." How often have you heard that? Gotta take those into account too.
User avatar #49 - freight (11/07/2012) [-]
yes, but that doesnt account for 5 billion...
#13 - A stoma is any artificial opening, usually surgically created,… 10/31/2012 on Morbid +11
#11 - Vampire Hunter had the most awesome CGI I've ever seen  [+] (1 new reply) 10/31/2012 on Honest Abe +7
#23 - dafuqmang (10/31/2012) [-]
The black guy and the guy who played Young Abe did all their shit themselves.
#10 - OH he's on a throne.. I thought he was covered in black dildos.. 10/30/2012 on do great things with your life -7
#2 - That was hilarious, I would laugh too 10/29/2012 on Insidious Wave vs. Girl 0
#3 - There is a train in my state. It's called Trax. There's about … 10/29/2012 on Toyota Prius vs. Tram 0

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