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- Almost looks like the main character from MAgical Index gettin…
- Slowly pulls feet off of the ground and onto my chair
Scorpion Vs. Spider
- I'm actually in my third month of Starting Strength + accessor…
The straight talk express
- The originally quote was, "The blood of the covenant is t…
Tito was a sick fuck
- I call ********. His heart rate probably wouldn't even go abov…
It gets boring in hospitals
You don't even know his condition for being in the hospital. High heart rate(Even above normal) could've been indicative of an emergency. Also #23.
It's possible the machine detected a sudden change in HR, not necessarily one 120+ bpm, and set the alarm off. That said, tumblr is known for making stuff up for internet points.
I mean, I remember the time when I came out of surgery and I started doing push ups and shit.
The doctors said I would be weird for a couple of days after it.
2 many dregs.
How do you not understand most of the shit on Tumblr is attention whoring bullshit they probably just now made up
has deleted their comment.
>hes not a world-class masturbation-athlete
200 bpm easy when i got a waifu-session m8
why would someone lie like that, on the internet of all places!
- Bro, 1 unit is 1/100th of a mL It'll only take about 2 or …
- Is that 2004 picture, the lead singer of Sum 41? Derrick Whibley?
Assorted Internets #11
- They do get paid for life, even if they were only in Congress …
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Federal law actually
members of Congress from receiving their full salary when they leave office, with the max they can receive being 80% (a limit which would take 67 years to reach). In order to collect a pension a congressman must be 62, or at best 50 with 20 years of service. The minimum time to collect pension is five years in congress, meaning three terms for a representative or one term for a senator, and their pension is based on the highest three years of their salaries and they receive a 1.7% multiplier for the first twenty years of service. So say that you were to go and serve the minimum time required (let's say one term as a senator for simplicity) the base salary is $172,443, so you multiply that by 6 years times 0.017 which gives you a pension of $17,588, which again is only availble after you are 62 years old.
Its not that simple either.
you earn the right for congress pension after 5 years in congress. But you can add your work time anywhere to your work in congress for basis of calculating your pension.
Lets say you are a car salesman for 40 years, you started when you were 19. You serve three terms in congress and earn a congress pension.
Calculation is based on three best years of earning, but their entire work age goes into the calculation. He would end up with about 75% of congressman salary, even if first 40 years of his life he only made 20k a year.
- protip: It was awful
- HAHAHAHAHA he thinks there was a 9th season
I didn't watch all seasons (yet), but I downloaded torrent and there are 9 seasons.
it's a virus
8 seasons...only 8
Here is the screenshot, I opened one, they are real episodes. I found on the internet, that 9th season is actually "Scrubs: Interns" and it is terrible. I don't understand why that many thumbs down. I didn't know that before
all good and nah season 9 is just shit haha
protip: It was awful
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