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|#18 - Almost looks like the main character from MAgical Index gettin…||11/27/2015 on hell||0|
|#34 - Slowly pulls feet off of the ground and onto my chair||11/20/2015 on Scorpion Vs. Spider||+20|
|#212 - I'm actually in my third month of Starting Strength + accessor…||05/22/2015 on The straight talk express||+1|
|#22 - The originally quote was, "The blood of the covenant is t…||05/01/2015 on Tito was a sick fuck||+2|
|#6 - I call ********. His heart rate probably wouldn't even go abov… [+] (7 new replies)||04/27/2015 on It gets boring in hospitals||+14|
#60 - anon (04/28/2015) [-]
It's possible the machine detected a sudden change in HR, not necessarily one 120+ bpm, and set the alarm off. That said, tumblr is known for making stuff up for internet points.
#23 - anon (04/27/2015) [-]
>hes not a world-class masturbation-athlete
200 bpm easy when i got a waifu-session m8
|#22 - Bro, 1 unit is 1/100th of a mL It'll only take about 2 or …||04/20/2015 on Diabetus||+1|
|#24 - Is that 2004 picture, the lead singer of Sum 41? Derrick Whibley?||03/27/2015 on Assorted Internets #11||0|
|#7 - They do get paid for life, even if they were only in Congress … [+] (2 new replies)||03/06/2015 on Politics||+7|
#20 - legomant (03/06/2015) [-]
Federal law actually prohibits members of Congress from receiving their full salary when they leave office, with the max they can receive being 80% (a limit which would take 67 years to reach). In order to collect a pension a congressman must be 62, or at best 50 with 20 years of service. The minimum time to collect pension is five years in congress, meaning three terms for a representative or one term for a senator, and their pension is based on the highest three years of their salaries and they receive a 1.7% multiplier for the first twenty years of service. So say that you were to go and serve the minimum time required (let's say one term as a senator for simplicity) the base salary is $172,443, so you multiply that by 6 years times 0.017 which gives you a pension of $17,588, which again is only availble after you are 62 years old.
#37 - angelusprimus (03/07/2015) [-]
Its not that simple either.
you earn the right for congress pension after 5 years in congress. But you can add your work time anywhere to your work in congress for basis of calculating your pension.
Lets say you are a car salesman for 40 years, you started when you were 19. You serve three terms in congress and earn a congress pension.
Calculation is based on three best years of earning, but their entire work age goes into the calculation. He would end up with about 75% of congressman salary, even if first 40 years of his life he only made 20k a year.
|#64 - protip: It was awful||02/07/2015 on Scrubs||+19|
|#60 - HAHAHAHAHA he thinks there was a 9th season [+] (6 new replies)||02/07/2015 on Scrubs||+43|
#88 - anon (02/08/2015) [-]
it's a virus