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Date Signed Up:3/05/2012
Last Login:6/05/2012
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Level -240 Content: mediocre wizard → Level -239 Content: mediocre wizard
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Level 252 Comments: Contaminated Win → Level 253 Comments: Contaminated Win
Subscribers:18
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Times Content Favorited:954 times
Total Comments Made:2993
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#155 - what a faggot lol 05/02/2012 on What Should You Drink? -1
#150 - a lot of it is real lazy .. like a bottle of whiskey.. or a bo…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/02/2012 on What Should You Drink? -1
User avatar #152 - teashi (05/02/2012) [-]
Type in "Double U" and you get some random guy. I feel bad for him. His drink is 8 oz. of water.
#155 - jimothyjenkins (05/02/2012) [-]
what a faggot lol
#142 - aww yes. good stuff 05/02/2012 on What Should You Drink? -2
#141 - they put PBR for the offspring and primus too... not bad c…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/02/2012 on What Should You Drink? +1
#148 - ackbobthedead (05/02/2012) [-]
And Bowling For Soup
#137 - but he's a faggot. do not want  [+] (2 new replies) 05/02/2012 on What Should You Drink? +2
#149 - ackbobthedead (05/02/2012) [-]
agreed
User avatar #139 - rightbehindyou (05/02/2012) [-]
it's the same thing, only 9 oz instead of 12. besides, he's actually a decent artist, but receives way too much negative attention. sort of like mlp, if you're not a hater.
#136 - lol even better.. try slayer..  [+] (2 new replies) 05/02/2012 on What Should You Drink? -2
User avatar #138 - epsi (05/02/2012) [-]
I did look at comment #131, right above yours =)
#142 - jimothyjenkins (05/02/2012) [-]
aww yes. good stuff
#130 - go type in dio. i lold  [+] (8 new replies) 05/02/2012 on What Should You Drink? -1
#134 - rightbehindyou (05/02/2012) [-]
Try Skrillex.
#137 - jimothyjenkins (05/02/2012) [-]
but he's a faggot. do not want
#149 - ackbobthedead (05/02/2012) [-]
agreed
User avatar #139 - rightbehindyou (05/02/2012) [-]
it's the same thing, only 9 oz instead of 12. besides, he's actually a decent artist, but receives way too much negative attention. sort of like mlp, if you're not a hater.
#132 - epsi (05/02/2012) [-]
#136 - jimothyjenkins (05/02/2012) [-]
lol even better.. try slayer..
User avatar #138 - epsi (05/02/2012) [-]
I did look at comment #131, right above yours =)
#142 - jimothyjenkins (05/02/2012) [-]
aww yes. good stuff
#129 - the Rush one sucks... thats a legendary band man. 05/02/2012 on What Should You Drink? 0
#41 - Picture 05/02/2012 on a watermelon & fried... 0
#35 - Picture 05/02/2012 on When i'm late for maths... +16
#265 - i can only delete 6 comments per day... tom…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/02/2012 on Bart see's boobies -25
#409 - anonymous (05/03/2012) [-]
Forgive me for this.
User avatar #408 - cofy (05/03/2012) [-]
I LOVE YOU
#263 - **jimothyjenkins rolled a random image posted in comment #43…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/02/2012 on Bart see's boobies -19
#265 - jimothyjenkins (05/02/2012) [-]
i can only delete 6 comments per day...



tomorrow y u no come already?

#409 - anonymous (05/03/2012) [-]
Forgive me for this.
User avatar #408 - cofy (05/03/2012) [-]
I LOVE YOU
#102 - **** if it happens again ill try it. thanks man  [+] (1 new reply) 05/02/2012 on nope 0
#105 - verby (05/02/2012) [-]
yup. I've always been too scared to induce lucid dreaming by sleep paralysis. Thought about trying it,though
#98 - yeah sorry.. it was scary... wait what about the spinning? i f…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/02/2012 on nope 0
#100 - verby (05/02/2012) [-]
When you're lucid dreaming, you can close your eyes and spin around to end up in another location in the dream world. Try it. I've never had an issue with snapping out of sleep paralysis. However, I usually get it when I'm sick and I'm sleeping even though I'm not really tired, just sick.
#102 - jimothyjenkins (05/02/2012) [-]
fuck if it happens again ill try it.
thanks man
#105 - verby (05/02/2012) [-]
yup. I've always been too scared to induce lucid dreaming by sleep paralysis. Thought about trying it,though
#97 - yeah my first time i felt myself get dragged on my back from w… 05/02/2012 on nope +1
#94 - you were lucky then. i saw demons and little ugly 2 foot t…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/02/2012 on nope 0
#95 - verby (05/02/2012) [-]
try closing your eyes and "spinning" next time. that's how I leave lucid dreams. Also, thanks for that image buddy
#98 - jimothyjenkins (05/02/2012) [-]
yeah sorry.. it was scary... wait what about the spinning? i felt like i was spun on my back like 30 times and then i think i snapped out of it... whay does that do.
#100 - verby (05/02/2012) [-]
When you're lucid dreaming, you can close your eyes and spin around to end up in another location in the dream world. Try it. I've never had an issue with snapping out of sleep paralysis. However, I usually get it when I'm sick and I'm sleeping even though I'm not really tired, just sick.
#102 - jimothyjenkins (05/02/2012) [-]
fuck if it happens again ill try it.
thanks man
#105 - verby (05/02/2012) [-]
yup. I've always been too scared to induce lucid dreaming by sleep paralysis. Thought about trying it,though
#90 - its sleep paralysis and it has happened to me on more than one…  [+] (9 new replies) 05/02/2012 on nope +4
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#97 - jimothyjenkins (05/02/2012) [-]
yeah my first time i felt myself get dragged on my back from where i was sleeping on the floor to the kitchen and i was then spun by my ankles about 30 times... when i finally had control i went back to my gf and just snuggled the shit out of her thinking we were under attack from some satan shit.


all of my nopes bro
#91 - verby (05/02/2012) [-]
I had it happen once. Last time it felt like someone was laying next to me and choking me, but I couldnt look to see who it was or fight back. Sleep paralysis is also used to inducle lucid dreams, remember.
#94 - jimothyjenkins (05/02/2012) [-]
you were lucky then.
i saw demons and little ugly 2 foot tall munchkins mimicking how i had been fucking my girl doggystyle earlier in the night. i was asleep on my stomach trying to get up but all i could do was see this thing leaning over my shoulder as i lay frozen in fear.
and my eyes were open as fuck because i never sleep there but i saw intricate details of the room that i didnt have in my memory bank yet.
i took some morphine pills and one beer earlier in the night and had worked a 10 hour shift as an ironworker..

heavy shit man.
#95 - verby (05/02/2012) [-]
try closing your eyes and "spinning" next time. that's how I leave lucid dreams. Also, thanks for that image buddy
#98 - jimothyjenkins (05/02/2012) [-]
yeah sorry.. it was scary... wait what about the spinning? i felt like i was spun on my back like 30 times and then i think i snapped out of it... whay does that do.
#100 - verby (05/02/2012) [-]
When you're lucid dreaming, you can close your eyes and spin around to end up in another location in the dream world. Try it. I've never had an issue with snapping out of sleep paralysis. However, I usually get it when I'm sick and I'm sleeping even though I'm not really tired, just sick.
#102 - jimothyjenkins (05/02/2012) [-]
fuck if it happens again ill try it.
thanks man
#105 - verby (05/02/2012) [-]
yup. I've always been too scared to induce lucid dreaming by sleep paralysis. Thought about trying it,though
#23 - **jimothyjenkins rolled a random image posted in comment #65… 05/02/2012 on Oh mother 0
#23 - no bitch. UNITED  [+] (1 new reply) 05/02/2012 on When i'm late for maths... 0
User avatar #58 - humpcatting (05/02/2012) [-]
I am a Liverpool ]and Bayern Munich fan :(.

At least one of my teams is doing well.

#118 - Picture 05/02/2012 on A True Power Ranger +2
#113 - mma gif thread ill start  [+] (2 new replies) 05/02/2012 on A True Power Ranger +3
#118 - jimothyjenkins (05/02/2012) [-]
#114 - samxdaxman (05/02/2012) [-]
#57 - this was funny. 05/02/2012 on One does not... -1
#218 - and op is a faggot 05/02/2012 on you are not worthy!!! +7
#77 - **jimothyjenkins rolled a random image posted in comment #75… 05/02/2012 on Right in the Childhood 0
#134 - Picture 05/02/2012 on Carie +4

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User avatar #265 - mayormilkman (11/15/2013) [-]
Ah...
User avatar #267 to #266 - kosmojunk (03/03/2014) [-]
nooooo
User avatar #268 to #267 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (03/03/2014) [-]
tfw
User avatar #264 - megatheman ONLINE (09/24/2013) [-]
so... whats his account now?
User avatar #261 - discardedslinky (07/13/2013) [-]
You ****** up son.
User avatar #263 to #261 - megatheman ONLINE (09/24/2013) [-]
Well, the whole of FJ remembers him now, so i think he died happy.
#260 - chemistryphysics (05/30/2013) [-]
an hero
#259 - tredbear (05/14/2013) [-]
where are you now?
where are you now?
#256 - desacabose ONLINE (12/27/2012) [-]
I don't know what you did but you 						******					 up
I don't know what you did but you ****** up
#257 to #256 - anonymous (05/01/2013) [-]
severe brony hate that's what he did
User avatar #251 - skullnigga (07/07/2012) [-]
You suck huge meaty cocks.
#252 to #251 - Sunset has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #253 to #252 - mayormilkman (07/20/2012) [-]
Oh, look who I found just very recently!
#249 - gavinchase (06/18/2012) [-]
Think of it this way, you are one of the most famous people of FJ, along with the OC gods of old FJ. I dislike you though, you make 4chan look bad.
Think of it this way, you are one of the most famous people of FJ, along with the OC gods of old FJ. I dislike you though, you make 4chan look bad.
#248 - BlazeBluex (06/16/2012) [-]
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#235 - jedisquirrel (05/08/2012) [-]
mfw I realize this could happen to anyone who messes up on fj now
mfw I realize this could happen to anyone who messes up on fj now
User avatar #234 - imagnetsucks (05/08/2012) [-]
you're a martyr i captain always goes down with the ship
User avatar #233 - protroller (05/07/2012) [-]
BAHAHAHAHAHAAAA WHAT DO YOU SAY NOW BITCH????
#258 to #233 - anonymous (05/01/2013) [-]
you are butthurt
User avatar #226 - chooseme (05/06/2012) [-]
holy **** bro, i hope its not an ip ban
User avatar #215 - xspacemanx (05/06/2012) [-]
I don't think you did anything wrong. I'm on your side. Just being a troll is all. FJ took this too far.
User avatar #213 - evolutionz (05/06/2012) [-]
sucks to be youhuu
User avatar #209 - TheOriginalNerd (05/06/2012) [-]
wow fj raelly hates you
#207 - sirspicy (05/06/2012) [-]
I think you all took his actions the wrong way.

He tried to benefit you. Don't believe me? Look at what the effects are of his actions. Not only did he get banned for what he did, but you as a people also raked in tons of thumbs from his antics. You would literally refresh the comments and thumb anyone up that survived his little "holocaust". No, I'm not saying you should thank him. I'm saying that you all are thinking about this close-mindedly.

An eye for an eye can make you see the world, but a man to a man will kill us all. That's just what I have to say.

Hope you all enjoy your evenings now.
User avatar #239 to #350 - splashdamage (05/15/2012) [-]
You're almost as much of a tool as he is. Looking at what came out of it is nothing he did. He was being a faggot plain and simple. He got called on being a faggot and this *Noble* ******** you speak of didnt come out it got comment deleted. It was not until he was getting major thumbs down and punished for his actions did he start poorly attempting to cover his ass. If he was so noble he just wouldnt of said **** , instead he randomly posted it all over the pic trying to bad to get recognition for a lie.

Hes scum, and you cant think for yourself obviously if you do not understand this.
User avatar #231 to #350 - bronan (05/07/2012) [-]
Actually an eye for an eye makes the whole world blind.
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