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Date Signed Up:3/05/2012
Last Login:6/05/2012
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Content Thumbs: 3999 total,  11946 ,  15945
Comment Thumbs: 5251 total,  13711 ,  8460
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Level -240 Content: mediocre wizard → Level -239 Content: mediocre wizard
Comment Level Progress: 68% (68/100)
Level 252 Comments: Contaminated Win → Level 253 Comments: Contaminated Win
Subscribers:18
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Times Content Favorited:954 times
Total Comments Made:2993
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#184 - seriously.. i thumbed this down when it was a baby.. cute?… 04/27/2012 on Sharing +1
#347 - you mean that hasnt been done yet?? 04/27/2012 on count on me +10
#1107 - i understand you. in real life this is just stupid.. … 04/27/2012 on potato 0
#254 - i use a laptop bitch. yes, it's a godam repost 04/27/2012 on Oh Foreman +3
#241 - thumbed down. and before the i take my reds from trig…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/27/2012 on Flawless victory +2
#270 - anonymous (04/27/2012) [-]
Speak for yourself. I for one don't want OC. People can create utter bullshit and then wonder why it doesn't get any thumbs.

To everyone out there. Your OC doesn't get thumbs because it's as funny as cancer. Make some funny shit.
#861 - really? 04/27/2012 on Damn You 9gag +7
#1091 - its only ****** up because now she will be recogn…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/27/2012 on potato +11
#1102 - anonymous (04/27/2012) [-]
I know it doesn't help that she went to the news about this. but seriously, does that mean everyone has the right to make it worse by milking this meme to a husk? I'll stop commenting though. you can't just reason with the internet, funnyjunk nonetheless.
#1107 - jimothyjenkins (04/27/2012) [-]
i understand you. in real life this is just stupid..

but its the internet. act accordingly.

im sure she is a nice girl..and honestly i dont use her meme just because i respect mothers.. whether they handle shit right or not.
#357 - reposts? these are no reposts..... ill skip for … 04/27/2012 on Cool school teacher -1
#2 - Picture 04/27/2012 on GingerAle Is Delicious -45
#72 - Picture 04/26/2012 on I am an evil person +4
#20 - last frame, red has the "not bad face" 04/26/2012 on Oh Foreman +2
#168 - then maybe she just isnt interested. it happens man. …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/26/2012 on Friend-zoned 0
User avatar #183 - commontroll (04/26/2012) [-]
Oh yeah, I know. Been single my whole life. Come close to relationships several times, and every time either I knew it wouldn't work, or the girl would just ditch me for some other dude. It is what it is, certainly not upset about it.

As for the girl I currently like. I'm pretty content with being friends, and if I have a chance to date some other girl, I probably would since she doesn't show any interest in me that I know of. But she'd definitely have priority.
#161 - and i work out at home.. but who cares anyways anon. just stfu… 04/26/2012 on Friend-zoned 0
#160 - ok anon. im beta. and you are so alpha you didnt sign up … 04/26/2012 on Friend-zoned 0
#151 - im alpha enough to be in a relationship. a…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/26/2012 on Friend-zoned 0
#155 - anonymous (04/26/2012) [-]
you chat shit mate i'm beta and i'm in a relationship your obviously not alpha because you have a funnyjunk account. If you were alpha you would be down the gym with your douchebag jock friends
User avatar #164 - commontroll (04/26/2012) [-]
Eh, alpha is different from being a douche. Being alpha means you know what you want, and you work for it. You're also confident that you can do things. So, I'd say being alpha is entirely a mindset and about being confident, without being prideful. Pride is usually compensation for feeling that you're never good enough, thus you need to get stronger, bigger, faster, better looking, and that you need to sample every woman you see. That's where one becomes a douche bag.
#161 - jimothyjenkins (04/26/2012) [-]
and i work out at home.. but who cares anyways anon. just stfu and learn the english language
#160 - jimothyjenkins (04/26/2012) [-]
ok anon. im beta.
and you are so alpha you didnt sign up but you still browse FJ.



#140 - PROBLEMS TO FIX IF YOU ARE FRIENDZONED -are you ugly?…  [+] (17 new replies) 04/26/2012 on Friend-zoned +1
#179 - anonymous (04/26/2012) [-]
I love how this is the only comment worth reading on this thread, yet it has thumbs. Oh FunnyJunk, how your fear of hurtful truth amuses me.
User avatar #185 - commontroll (04/26/2012) [-]
Quite humorous indeed sir.
#156 - commontroll (04/26/2012) [-]
I'm told I'm very good looking. I'd say I'm not ugly, I don't think I'm good looking though.
Not really. I say what's on my mind when it's on my mind. I make sure to be nice though and not be a douche about it.
Eh, not really. I always tell a girl if I have feelings for her.
Not that I know of...
#168 - jimothyjenkins (04/26/2012) [-]
then maybe she just isnt interested.
it happens man.
move on to the next one, and maybe someday shit will change with the girl who friendzoned you if you still care about her.
User avatar #183 - commontroll (04/26/2012) [-]
Oh yeah, I know. Been single my whole life. Come close to relationships several times, and every time either I knew it wouldn't work, or the girl would just ditch me for some other dude. It is what it is, certainly not upset about it.

As for the girl I currently like. I'm pretty content with being friends, and if I have a chance to date some other girl, I probably would since she doesn't show any interest in me that I know of. But she'd definitely have priority.
User avatar #165 - tanisrapedmygoat (04/26/2012) [-]
are you confident in yourself? cause it is a huge turnoff to girls when a guy is down on himself
User avatar #175 - commontroll (04/26/2012) [-]
Nah, I know that I'm a good guy, and I know that I'm pretty good looking. I just don't think I'm great or anything like that. But yeah, being confident is a major factor for them. That's why so many girls go for prideful pricks. It is what it is.
User avatar #184 - tanisrapedmygoat (04/26/2012) [-]
I'll tell you a secret, try to fake confidence even if it is over confidence and you're being sarcastic. My friend isn't very confident in himself but he always jokes about being the best and shit like that. He knows he isn't but it appears to the girl that he's not down on himself. It worked ridiculously well. I was jealous for a while and then I just started it too.
User avatar #202 - commontroll (04/26/2012) [-]
Also, I act very strange around my friends and stuff, so I'm pretty sure I come off as confident in myself and not really caring what others think.
User avatar #201 - commontroll (04/26/2012) [-]
Whoops. Sorry, I meant to say that I am pretty confident in myself, not prideful, I just know where I'm at. I'll sarcastically say stuff like "Oh man, I really need to lose weight," or something along those lines; when I do say that though, I make sure it's very obvious I'm joking.
#148 - anonymous (04/26/2012) [-]
don't pull some bullshit that your alpha you have an account on fj so you are a beta male
#151 - jimothyjenkins (04/26/2012) [-]
im alpha enough to be in a relationship.



and when i have been single i dont whine to the world about it.
#155 - anonymous (04/26/2012) [-]
you chat shit mate i'm beta and i'm in a relationship your obviously not alpha because you have a funnyjunk account. If you were alpha you would be down the gym with your douchebag jock friends
User avatar #164 - commontroll (04/26/2012) [-]
Eh, alpha is different from being a douche. Being alpha means you know what you want, and you work for it. You're also confident that you can do things. So, I'd say being alpha is entirely a mindset and about being confident, without being prideful. Pride is usually compensation for feeling that you're never good enough, thus you need to get stronger, bigger, faster, better looking, and that you need to sample every woman you see. That's where one becomes a douche bag.
#161 - jimothyjenkins (04/26/2012) [-]
and i work out at home.. but who cares anyways anon. just stfu and learn the english language
#160 - jimothyjenkins (04/26/2012) [-]
ok anon. im beta.
and you are so alpha you didnt sign up but you still browse FJ.



#145 - ammastaro (04/26/2012) [-]
No, no, not really, and no
Friendzoned: Yes

Your logic is invalid
#34 - dont worry i thumbed down. its not funny really  [+] (1 new reply) 04/26/2012 on Sharing 0
User avatar #36 - connorsg (04/26/2012) [-]
me too lol with our powers combined.... (insert captain planet joke)
#60 - wow im messed up in the head... my first thought was … 04/26/2012 on Asians 0
#32 - its called thumb whoring. -cute animals -tits …  [+] (3 new replies) 04/26/2012 on Sharing +2
User avatar #33 - connorsg (04/26/2012) [-]
yeah but seriously its funnyjunk, a cat holding a watermelon no matter how cute it is isnt funny. plus its just a normal looking cat anyways lol
#34 - jimothyjenkins (04/26/2012) [-]
dont worry i thumbed down. its not funny really
User avatar #36 - connorsg (04/26/2012) [-]
me too lol with our powers combined.... (insert captain planet joke)
#44 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 04/26/2012 on Slip Of The Tongue -17
User avatar #75 - callumgibbo (04/26/2012) [-]
Dick.
#54 - xiik (04/26/2012) [-]
#71 - gren thomb 04/26/2012 on Goofy, please. +40
#34 - thumbed you bro. 04/26/2012 on 'Merica +6
#69 - dont compare her to the wu man. she is lame. wu is leg… 04/26/2012 on Random Comp -3
#24 - i cant stop laughing at this comment.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/26/2012 on Unicorn Bull +2
#37 - bobblobbob (04/26/2012) [-]
Why thank you kind sir take this related gif.
#51 - this is a valid detail because in those days being hung was co… 04/26/2012 on The Bible +5

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User avatar #265 - mayormilkman (11/15/2013) [-]
Ah...
User avatar #267 to #266 - kosmojunk (03/03/2014) [-]
nooooo
User avatar #264 - megatheman (09/24/2013) [-]
so... whats his account now?
User avatar #261 - discardedslinky (07/13/2013) [-]
You ****** up son.
User avatar #263 to #261 - megatheman (09/24/2013) [-]
Well, the whole of FJ remembers him now, so i think he died happy.
#260 - chemistryphysics (05/30/2013) [-]
an hero
#259 - tredbear (05/14/2013) [-]
where are you now?
where are you now?
#256 - desacabose ONLINE (12/27/2012) [-]
I don't know what you did but you 						******					 up
I don't know what you did but you ****** up
#257 to #256 - anonymous (05/01/2013) [-]
severe brony hate that's what he did
User avatar #251 - skullnigga ONLINE (07/07/2012) [-]
You suck huge meaty cocks.
#252 to #251 - Sunset has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #253 to #252 - mayormilkman (07/20/2012) [-]
Oh, look who I found just very recently!
#249 - gavinchase (06/18/2012) [-]
Think of it this way, you are one of the most famous people of FJ, along with the OC gods of old FJ. I dislike you though, you make 4chan look bad.
Think of it this way, you are one of the most famous people of FJ, along with the OC gods of old FJ. I dislike you though, you make 4chan look bad.
#248 - BlazeBluex (06/16/2012) [-]
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#235 - jedisquirrel (05/08/2012) [-]
mfw I realize this could happen to anyone who messes up on fj now
mfw I realize this could happen to anyone who messes up on fj now
User avatar #234 - imagnetsucks (05/08/2012) [-]
you're a martyr i captain always goes down with the ship
User avatar #233 - protroller (05/07/2012) [-]
BAHAHAHAHAHAAAA WHAT DO YOU SAY NOW BITCH????
#258 to #233 - anonymous (05/01/2013) [-]
you are butthurt
User avatar #226 - chooseme (05/06/2012) [-]
holy **** bro, i hope its not an ip ban
User avatar #215 - xspacemanx (05/06/2012) [-]
I don't think you did anything wrong. I'm on your side. Just being a troll is all. FJ took this too far.
User avatar #213 - evolutionz (05/06/2012) [-]
sucks to be youhuu
User avatar #209 - TheOriginalNerd (05/06/2012) [-]
wow fj raelly hates you
#207 - sirspicy (05/06/2012) [-]
I think you all took his actions the wrong way.

He tried to benefit you. Don't believe me? Look at what the effects are of his actions. Not only did he get banned for what he did, but you as a people also raked in tons of thumbs from his antics. You would literally refresh the comments and thumb anyone up that survived his little "holocaust". No, I'm not saying you should thank him. I'm saying that you all are thinking about this close-mindedly.

An eye for an eye can make you see the world, but a man to a man will kill us all. That's just what I have to say.

Hope you all enjoy your evenings now.
User avatar #239 to #350 - splashdamage (05/15/2012) [-]
You're almost as much of a tool as he is. Looking at what came out of it is nothing he did. He was being a faggot plain and simple. He got called on being a faggot and this *Noble* ******** you speak of didnt come out it got comment deleted. It was not until he was getting major thumbs down and punished for his actions did he start poorly attempting to cover his ass. If he was so noble he just wouldnt of said **** , instead he randomly posted it all over the pic trying to bad to get recognition for a lie.

Hes scum, and you cant think for yourself obviously if you do not understand this.
User avatar #231 to #350 - bronan (05/07/2012) [-]
Actually an eye for an eye makes the whole world blind.
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