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#60 - what about i got so high off that absinthe last nigh?  [+] (2 new replies) 02/17/2012 on OHyeah +1
User avatar #235 - benjaminbutton (02/17/2012) [-]
No, you get drunk of absinth last night.
#264 - squarecom (02/17/2012) [-]
Seeing how you have no clue about anything let me learn you again in some good old fashion spanking of general ignorance.
absinthe contains wormwood, wormwood has Psychoactive Properties - it is the 'thujone' in wormwood that gives absinthe its hallucinogenic properties. Wormwood is said to affect the brain in a similar way to THC (the psychoactive component of cannabis).
So what is it? you can only use the word "high" when you smoke weed?! No you dumb fuck you can use High when ever your mind is altered by any substance!
WHEN I FUCKING ALREADY SHOWED YOU WHAT THE DEFINITION OF "HIGH" IS! TWO FUCKING TIMES FUCK FACE!
Seeing how you are just stupid all around, I suggest you leave this post because you continue to look like a complete moron who thinks he knows everything about intoxicants because he had a glass of wine his mothers wedding.
#21 - Well for the same price you can get something with a smother t…  [+] (29 new replies) 02/17/2012 on OHyeah 0
User avatar #22 - squarecom (02/17/2012) [-]
I personally hate both the high and the taste of vodka, Its not a good high and I have seen bitches fight all the time! To me even the lesser priced vodka does the same thing as 'grey goose, kettle one, etc'
I am going to try this with Gin, see how that is.
#41 - anonymous (02/17/2012) [-]
dude. i beg to differ.. i can drink any type of alcohol and be fun.

except for tequila... then i think im 6ft tall and bulletproof
User avatar #44 - squarecom (02/17/2012) [-]
No I agree, But over the years I have noticed I like the buzz off other liquor over others. I dont know If this is for everyone but the best I can explain it is; With vodka it makes my mind really dark and just sluggish. with Gin colours are brighter and I have a head high my mind is faster and I just have a better time. I dont know if you are still young or you have yet to notice but diffrent alcohol gives you diffrent results.
User avatar #27 - benjaminbutton (02/17/2012) [-]
Good things you can't get high off vodka, only drunk, or plastered or hammered or cocked or shit-faced.
User avatar #31 - benjaminbutton (02/17/2012) [-]
Or smashed or tanked or tipsy or intoxicated or inebriated or trashed and so the list goes on, but not high
#42 - squarecom (02/17/2012) [-]
Okay I am just going to stop you there.. High is the term I use for a state of inebriation, Just as you use terms like tanked tipsy etc. So yes "Good things" I can use the word high to express a level of inebriation.
User avatar #45 - benjaminbutton (02/17/2012) [-]
No you can't, it doesn't work, it typically used for most other drugs but most commonly used for weed, however, it is not a term to reference Alcohol. I've never heard it and all the people I've talk to have never heard of high as a term for describing how intoxicated one is.
#48 - squarecom (02/17/2012) [-]
I dont care if you have heard it as a term. HIGH is not a term specified to "drugs"
definition of high; not thinking or behaving normally because of taking drugs'

Beverage alcohol (ethyl alcohol) is a drug. But exactly what is a drug?

A drug is simply “Any substance which when absorbed into a living organism may modify one or more of its functions.” 1

So thanks for your input but... yeah...
#50 - JamesCraft (02/17/2012) [-]
User avatar #49 - benjaminbutton (02/17/2012) [-]
It doesn't matter. I am well aware alcohol is a drug, but you don't get high off of alcohol, you get drunk. It's like saying "Dude, I just did 4 hits off the bong and I'm so drunk right now." Who the hell says that, no one. So no, high is not a correct term.
#52 - squarecom (02/17/2012) [-]
Okay what ever, sure what ever you say.
"My drunk off that beer was so good, I got that headbuzz and felt smooth"
"My high off that beer was so good, I got that headbuzz and felt smooth"
Your just a dumbass who is looking to argue on the internet...
Pic related, Its your fuck buddy when you get drunk off your bong hit.
User avatar #51 - benjaminbutton (02/17/2012) [-]
To further my point, type in being high in google search. You will not see one thing about being drunk. Your argument is invalid.
#53 - squarecom (02/17/2012) [-]
Even after I give definitions...
#55 - benjaminbutton (02/17/2012) [-]
Now you're just being an ass. This doesn't make me angry, on shows your stupidity. You'd don't get high from drinking. Only idiots who have never had a drink in their life, such as yourself, say that when they have had their first shot. "Dude I got so high from that vodka last night" Equally as stupid as what I had mentioned before hand about getting drunk off weed.

Pic related-your fuck buddy when you get hammered after a beer
#60 - jimmykohfive (02/17/2012) [-]
what about i got so high off that absinthe last nigh?
User avatar #235 - benjaminbutton (02/17/2012) [-]
No, you get drunk of absinth last night.
#264 - squarecom (02/17/2012) [-]
Seeing how you have no clue about anything let me learn you again in some good old fashion spanking of general ignorance.
absinthe contains wormwood, wormwood has Psychoactive Properties - it is the 'thujone' in wormwood that gives absinthe its hallucinogenic properties. Wormwood is said to affect the brain in a similar way to THC (the psychoactive component of cannabis).
So what is it? you can only use the word "high" when you smoke weed?! No you dumb fuck you can use High when ever your mind is altered by any substance!
WHEN I FUCKING ALREADY SHOWED YOU WHAT THE DEFINITION OF "HIGH" IS! TWO FUCKING TIMES FUCK FACE!
Seeing how you are just stupid all around, I suggest you leave this post because you continue to look like a complete moron who thinks he knows everything about intoxicants because he had a glass of wine his mothers wedding.
User avatar #57 - squarecom (02/17/2012) [-]
"Dude I got so drunk from that vodka last night" that is the level of inebriation.
Did I say that I get so high off shit? no I said I LIKE THE HIGH. THE FEELING!
High is the feeling you get from a substance, I am glad to see you know how to read.
Again "A drug is simply “Any substance which when absorbed into a living organism may modify one or more of its functions.” 1"

STFU and leave your pride here with you when you crawl away!
User avatar #59 - benjaminbutton (02/17/2012) [-]
Yes you did, you said you had a high. Then you try and argue it was an appropriate term to use when drinking and it isn't. The latter I listed above are all acceptable name, but not high. A high feeling and an intoxicated feeling are too totally different experiences. That's why they have two separate names.
User avatar #91 - FUUUU (02/17/2012) [-]
Good fucking grief, get off your high horse. If he wants to call it a high, he can. YOU DON'T HAVE TO. Being drunk feels like being high (unless you get too drunk, then that just feels like hell). I have smoked enough pot and drank enough to notice it is pretty much the same feeling.
User avatar #232 - benjaminbutton (02/17/2012) [-]
Obviously you have not. They are not the same feeling. So no, your wrong.
User avatar #258 - FUUUU (02/17/2012) [-]
Uh, yeah I have. They feel the same to me. Stop being a pompous douche.
User avatar #259 - benjaminbutton (02/17/2012) [-]
I guess it's location. I mean were I'm from, you just don't say that. It doesn't make any sense, so I'm not just being a pompous douche. I mean it when I say that stuff cause that's just how it is here.
User avatar #260 - FUUUU (02/17/2012) [-]
Yeah, you kind of are being a pompous douche... "Oh, well where I'm from we don't say that. So YOU'RE wrong because that's how I do things."

Drugs give people an altered perception of their senses and surroundings. Alcohol is a drug. So it does make sense that this guy was calling it a "high". "High" and "drunk" are two terms made up by people to describe the feeling. There really is no right or wrong. So what if people call drinking "getting a high"? You don't have to call it that. No one is demanding that you change what you call it.
#265 - squarecom (02/17/2012) [-]
Agreed, I use the word drunk to express my level of intoxication.
And the word high to express the feeling I have.
I think its stupid to be like
"Yeah that cheap wine gave me a bad head drunk..."
"Yeah that cheap wine game me a bad head high..."

User avatar #261 - benjaminbutton (02/17/2012) [-]
I mean yes, I did say what I said, mostly because I based my own thoughts on location exclusiveness, and didn't really think about others, but saying getting a high while drinking just doesn't come up around these parts. So In fact, I had realized my mistake, in a way. You grow up in such a way and it's hard to see it any other way, so chill.
User avatar #61 - squarecom (02/17/2012) [-]
"you said you had a high"
yes I did, Not a level of inebriation retard!
User avatar #234 - benjaminbutton (02/17/2012) [-]
Well that's what you have been describing it as, and that's what I've been trying to point out.
#263 - squarecom (02/17/2012) [-]
"that's what I've been trying to point out." What you where trying to point out was my inability to call the "buzz" you get from alcohol a high.
When 1, I Can call it what ever I wan't
2, " drunk, plastered, hammered ,cocked, shit-faced" are not designed to be "the" words you use to describe level of intoxication. For fuck sakes I can call my drunk "Clown-shoes" If I wanted to, Your argument was stupid.

So Like I said, I do not like the 'High' I get from vodka.
Inb4: you say I cant use to word high to describe a head buzz.
#19 - It would probably work a lot better if you dont use a shitty b…  [+] (31 new replies) 02/17/2012 on OHyeah 0
#20 - squarecom (02/17/2012) [-]
Its cute how you think the ethanol absorbed by the gummy bears will matter if you use a more expensive bottle.
User avatar #21 - jimmykohfive (02/17/2012) [-]
Well for the same price you can get something with a smother taste so you can not only eat the gummy bears but also drink the delicious gummy vodka
User avatar #22 - squarecom (02/17/2012) [-]
I personally hate both the high and the taste of vodka, Its not a good high and I have seen bitches fight all the time! To me even the lesser priced vodka does the same thing as 'grey goose, kettle one, etc'
I am going to try this with Gin, see how that is.
#41 - anonymous (02/17/2012) [-]
dude. i beg to differ.. i can drink any type of alcohol and be fun.

except for tequila... then i think im 6ft tall and bulletproof
User avatar #44 - squarecom (02/17/2012) [-]
No I agree, But over the years I have noticed I like the buzz off other liquor over others. I dont know If this is for everyone but the best I can explain it is; With vodka it makes my mind really dark and just sluggish. with Gin colours are brighter and I have a head high my mind is faster and I just have a better time. I dont know if you are still young or you have yet to notice but diffrent alcohol gives you diffrent results.
User avatar #27 - benjaminbutton (02/17/2012) [-]
Good things you can't get high off vodka, only drunk, or plastered or hammered or cocked or shit-faced.
User avatar #31 - benjaminbutton (02/17/2012) [-]
Or smashed or tanked or tipsy or intoxicated or inebriated or trashed and so the list goes on, but not high
#42 - squarecom (02/17/2012) [-]
Okay I am just going to stop you there.. High is the term I use for a state of inebriation, Just as you use terms like tanked tipsy etc. So yes "Good things" I can use the word high to express a level of inebriation.
User avatar #45 - benjaminbutton (02/17/2012) [-]
No you can't, it doesn't work, it typically used for most other drugs but most commonly used for weed, however, it is not a term to reference Alcohol. I've never heard it and all the people I've talk to have never heard of high as a term for describing how intoxicated one is.
#48 - squarecom (02/17/2012) [-]
I dont care if you have heard it as a term. HIGH is not a term specified to "drugs"
definition of high; not thinking or behaving normally because of taking drugs'

Beverage alcohol (ethyl alcohol) is a drug. But exactly what is a drug?

A drug is simply “Any substance which when absorbed into a living organism may modify one or more of its functions.” 1

So thanks for your input but... yeah...
#50 - JamesCraft (02/17/2012) [-]
User avatar #49 - benjaminbutton (02/17/2012) [-]
It doesn't matter. I am well aware alcohol is a drug, but you don't get high off of alcohol, you get drunk. It's like saying "Dude, I just did 4 hits off the bong and I'm so drunk right now." Who the hell says that, no one. So no, high is not a correct term.
#52 - squarecom (02/17/2012) [-]
Okay what ever, sure what ever you say.
"My drunk off that beer was so good, I got that headbuzz and felt smooth"
"My high off that beer was so good, I got that headbuzz and felt smooth"
Your just a dumbass who is looking to argue on the internet...
Pic related, Its your fuck buddy when you get drunk off your bong hit.
User avatar #51 - benjaminbutton (02/17/2012) [-]
To further my point, type in being high in google search. You will not see one thing about being drunk. Your argument is invalid.
#53 - squarecom (02/17/2012) [-]
Even after I give definitions...
#55 - benjaminbutton (02/17/2012) [-]
Now you're just being an ass. This doesn't make me angry, on shows your stupidity. You'd don't get high from drinking. Only idiots who have never had a drink in their life, such as yourself, say that when they have had their first shot. "Dude I got so high from that vodka last night" Equally as stupid as what I had mentioned before hand about getting drunk off weed.

Pic related-your fuck buddy when you get hammered after a beer
#60 - jimmykohfive (02/17/2012) [-]
what about i got so high off that absinthe last nigh?
User avatar #235 - benjaminbutton (02/17/2012) [-]
No, you get drunk of absinth last night.
#264 - squarecom (02/17/2012) [-]
Seeing how you have no clue about anything let me learn you again in some good old fashion spanking of general ignorance.
absinthe contains wormwood, wormwood has Psychoactive Properties - it is the 'thujone' in wormwood that gives absinthe its hallucinogenic properties. Wormwood is said to affect the brain in a similar way to THC (the psychoactive component of cannabis).
So what is it? you can only use the word "high" when you smoke weed?! No you dumb fuck you can use High when ever your mind is altered by any substance!
WHEN I FUCKING ALREADY SHOWED YOU WHAT THE DEFINITION OF "HIGH" IS! TWO FUCKING TIMES FUCK FACE!
Seeing how you are just stupid all around, I suggest you leave this post because you continue to look like a complete moron who thinks he knows everything about intoxicants because he had a glass of wine his mothers wedding.
User avatar #57 - squarecom (02/17/2012) [-]
"Dude I got so drunk from that vodka last night" that is the level of inebriation.
Did I say that I get so high off shit? no I said I LIKE THE HIGH. THE FEELING!
High is the feeling you get from a substance, I am glad to see you know how to read.
Again "A drug is simply “Any substance which when absorbed into a living organism may modify one or more of its functions.” 1"

STFU and leave your pride here with you when you crawl away!
User avatar #59 - benjaminbutton (02/17/2012) [-]
Yes you did, you said you had a high. Then you try and argue it was an appropriate term to use when drinking and it isn't. The latter I listed above are all acceptable name, but not high. A high feeling and an intoxicated feeling are too totally different experiences. That's why they have two separate names.
User avatar #91 - FUUUU (02/17/2012) [-]
Good fucking grief, get off your high horse. If he wants to call it a high, he can. YOU DON'T HAVE TO. Being drunk feels like being high (unless you get too drunk, then that just feels like hell). I have smoked enough pot and drank enough to notice it is pretty much the same feeling.
User avatar #232 - benjaminbutton (02/17/2012) [-]
Obviously you have not. They are not the same feeling. So no, your wrong.
User avatar #258 - FUUUU (02/17/2012) [-]
Uh, yeah I have. They feel the same to me. Stop being a pompous douche.
User avatar #259 - benjaminbutton (02/17/2012) [-]
I guess it's location. I mean were I'm from, you just don't say that. It doesn't make any sense, so I'm not just being a pompous douche. I mean it when I say that stuff cause that's just how it is here.
User avatar #260 - FUUUU (02/17/2012) [-]
Yeah, you kind of are being a pompous douche... "Oh, well where I'm from we don't say that. So YOU'RE wrong because that's how I do things."

Drugs give people an altered perception of their senses and surroundings. Alcohol is a drug. So it does make sense that this guy was calling it a "high". "High" and "drunk" are two terms made up by people to describe the feeling. There really is no right or wrong. So what if people call drinking "getting a high"? You don't have to call it that. No one is demanding that you change what you call it.
#265 - squarecom (02/17/2012) [-]
Agreed, I use the word drunk to express my level of intoxication.
And the word high to express the feeling I have.
I think its stupid to be like
"Yeah that cheap wine gave me a bad head drunk..."
"Yeah that cheap wine game me a bad head high..."

User avatar #261 - benjaminbutton (02/17/2012) [-]
I mean yes, I did say what I said, mostly because I based my own thoughts on location exclusiveness, and didn't really think about others, but saying getting a high while drinking just doesn't come up around these parts. So In fact, I had realized my mistake, in a way. You grow up in such a way and it's hard to see it any other way, so chill.
User avatar #61 - squarecom (02/17/2012) [-]
"you said you had a high"
yes I did, Not a level of inebriation retard!
User avatar #234 - benjaminbutton (02/17/2012) [-]
Well that's what you have been describing it as, and that's what I've been trying to point out.
#263 - squarecom (02/17/2012) [-]
"that's what I've been trying to point out." What you where trying to point out was my inability to call the "buzz" you get from alcohol a high.
When 1, I Can call it what ever I wan't
2, " drunk, plastered, hammered ,cocked, shit-faced" are not designed to be "the" words you use to describe level of intoxication. For fuck sakes I can call my drunk "Clown-shoes" If I wanted to, Your argument was stupid.

So Like I said, I do not like the 'High' I get from vodka.
Inb4: you say I cant use to word high to describe a head buzz.
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