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jimmyjab

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Date Signed Up:2/04/2013
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Times Content Favorited:142 times
Total Comments Made:276
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I enjoy long walks in the park and the fresh crunch of freshly fallen phallus'.

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#3 - Is it just me or did anyone else expect him to get hit by a car?  [+] (5 new replies) 10/26/2013 on Bounce! +1
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#18 - captainobvios (10/27/2013) [-]
i really wish the cunt would
#19 - asderition (10/27/2013) [-]
mad
#25 - captainobvios (10/27/2013) [-]
OH, IM ANGRY!!
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#4 - themedianoche (10/26/2013) [-]
i hoped it...
#20 - asderition (10/27/2013) [-]
mad
#5 - Picture 10/26/2013 on ASIANS CAN READ MINDS! IT'S... 0
#57 - Guess you have no honor, no balls. This is the Simpsons laughi…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/25/2013 on You will never be this macho +3
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#58 - cosmicapprentice (10/25/2013) [-]
#55 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 10/25/2013 on You will never be this macho +11
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#85 - fjaggot (10/25/2013) [-]
Shit I recently deleted my "spoonhero" account which was 250+ lvl, didn't feel good but at least I can proudly dislike comments like his
#56 - cosmicapprentice (10/25/2013) [-]
NOPE.
#57 - jimmyjab (10/25/2013) [-]
Guess you have no honor, no balls. This is the Simpsons laughing at your lack of testicles you coward.
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#58 - cosmicapprentice (10/25/2013) [-]
#17 - Forget the kid, what women wouldn't want a big strong Willie i… 10/25/2013 on Bad Parenting +2
#7 - Dick too bomb. 10/25/2013 on somebody needs to pay for... +2
#6 - Guess you didn't want to whip your dick out... again. 10/24/2013 on Bad Parenting 0
#4 - I know that, but why would he cry? I mean sure, some dude is j…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/24/2013 on Bad Parenting +5
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#8 - vorarephilia (10/24/2013) [-]
"that's not daddy. It's never daddy."
#5 - improbablyyourdad (10/24/2013) [-]
#6 - jimmyjab (10/24/2013) [-]
Guess you didn't want to whip your dick out... again.
#2 - This is such a great idea, but I literally thought of it in my… 10/24/2013 on hey, Hey, HEY! 0
#2 - I applaud her dedication, but how does that kid know what a bl…  [+] (7 new replies) 10/24/2013 on Bad Parenting +16
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#15 - theblargypargler (10/25/2013) [-]
You don't need to know what a blowjob is to cry when you see mommy's boyfriend shoving his willy in her mouth.
#17 - jimmyjab (10/25/2013) [-]
Forget the kid, what women wouldn't want a big strong Willie in her mouth?
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#3 - improbablyyourdad (10/24/2013) [-]
Kids aren't that oblivious..
#4 - jimmyjab (10/24/2013) [-]
I know that, but why would he cry? I mean sure, some dude is just there, getting his dick polished by the mom, but how does that kid know that what's happening is actually wrong, well in his perception? Either that kid's getting not getting hella pussy and his dick game too weak and he's intimidated by Mr. Mommy Fuckers Juniper jabber OR this kid has abandonment issues and is crying cause his mom left him for 10 minutes to play the flute. Ya digg?
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#8 - vorarephilia (10/24/2013) [-]
"that's not daddy. It's never daddy."
#5 - improbablyyourdad (10/24/2013) [-]
#6 - jimmyjab (10/24/2013) [-]
Guess you didn't want to whip your dick out... again.