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jimmyjab

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Gender: male
PSN: nutshot1234
Date Signed Up:2/04/2013
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 1798 total,  1904 ,  106
Comment Thumbs: 1043 total,  1163 ,  120
Content Level Progress: 98% (98/100)
Level 117 Content: Funny Junkie → Level 118 Content: Funny Junkie
Comment Level Progress: 30% (3/10)
Level 204 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 205 Comments: Comedic Genius
Subscribers:1
Content Views:66597
Times Content Favorited:142 times
Total Comments Made:276
FJ Points:2846
I enjoy long walks in the park and the fresh crunch of freshly fallen phallus'.

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#3 - Is it just me or did anyone else expect him to get hit by a car?  [+] (5 new replies) 10/26/2013 on Bounce! +1
User avatar #18 - captainobvios (10/27/2013) [-]
i really wish the cunt would
#19 - asderition (10/27/2013) [-]
mad
#25 - captainobvios (10/27/2013) [-]
OH, IM ANGRY!!
User avatar #4 - themedianoche (10/26/2013) [-]
i hoped it...
#20 - asderition (10/27/2013) [-]
mad
#5 - Picture 10/26/2013 on ASIANS CAN READ MINDS! IT'S... 0
#57 - Guess you have no honor, no balls. This is the Simpsons laughi…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/25/2013 on You will never be this macho +3
User avatar #58 - cosmicapprentice (10/25/2013) [-]
#55 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 10/25/2013 on You will never be this macho +11
User avatar #85 - fjaggot (10/25/2013) [-]
Shit I recently deleted my "spoonhero" account which was 250+ lvl, didn't feel good but at least I can proudly dislike comments like his
#56 - cosmicapprentice (10/25/2013) [-]
NOPE.
#57 - jimmyjab (10/25/2013) [-]
Guess you have no honor, no balls. This is the Simpsons laughing at your lack of testicles you coward.
User avatar #58 - cosmicapprentice (10/25/2013) [-]
#17 - Forget the kid, what women wouldn't want a big strong Willie i… 10/25/2013 on Bad Parenting +2
#7 - Dick too bomb. 10/25/2013 on somebody needs to pay for... +2
#6 - Guess you didn't want to whip your dick out... again. 10/24/2013 on Bad Parenting 0
#4 - I know that, but why would he cry? I mean sure, some dude is j…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/24/2013 on Bad Parenting +5
User avatar #8 - vorarephilia (10/24/2013) [-]
"that's not daddy. It's never daddy."
#5 - improbablyyourdad (10/24/2013) [-]
#6 - jimmyjab (10/24/2013) [-]
Guess you didn't want to whip your dick out... again.
#2 - This is such a great idea, but I literally thought of it in my… 10/24/2013 on hey, Hey, HEY! 0
#2 - I applaud her dedication, but how does that kid know what a bl…  [+] (7 new replies) 10/24/2013 on Bad Parenting +16
#15 - theblargypargler (10/25/2013) [-]
You don't need to know what a blowjob is to cry when you see mommy's boyfriend shoving his willy in her mouth.
#17 - jimmyjab (10/25/2013) [-]
Forget the kid, what women wouldn't want a big strong Willie in her mouth?
User avatar #3 - improbablyyourdad (10/24/2013) [-]
Kids aren't that oblivious..
#4 - jimmyjab (10/24/2013) [-]
I know that, but why would he cry? I mean sure, some dude is just there, getting his dick polished by the mom, but how does that kid know that what's happening is actually wrong, well in his perception? Either that kid's getting not getting hella pussy and his dick game too weak and he's intimidated by Mr. Mommy Fuckers Juniper jabber OR this kid has abandonment issues and is crying cause his mom left him for 10 minutes to play the flute. Ya digg?
User avatar #8 - vorarephilia (10/24/2013) [-]
"that's not daddy. It's never daddy."
#5 - improbablyyourdad (10/24/2013) [-]
#6 - jimmyjab (10/24/2013) [-]
Guess you didn't want to whip your dick out... again.
#171 - What makes his departure even more feel filled is the fact tha… 10/23/2013 on Simply Mr. Rogers. +1
#9 - **** you and your veggies you hippy. 10/21/2013 on Where's Mothra +1
#4 - Chill ***** ... 10/21/2013 on This week in science 14-20... 0
#4 - Picture 10/21/2013 on *vacuum sounds* 0
#4 - Radical. 10/21/2013 on VolCage +1
#2 - Babys face when he's soaring 200 feet in the air.  [+] (3 new replies) 10/21/2013 on That mustache +108
User avatar #36 - iwishiwasazula (10/21/2013) [-]
do you know where that gif comes from? looks like a rad film
#79 - arialynx (10/22/2013) [-]
I can confirm this is Torchwood. It's a great show.
User avatar #40 - clydeninetyseven (10/22/2013) [-]
looks like torchwood
#1 - Smooth .gif master race.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/21/2013 on Making Chains +1
#3 - teckemeier (10/21/2013) [-]
#7 - Picture 10/21/2013 on Saved 'em! +1
#2 - Frieza of course... Bald men tend to be extremely aggressive. 10/21/2013 on Choose FJ 0
#2 - Check out this hot double fisting action. 10/21/2013 on MODS ARE ASLEEP POST SOME... +11
#221 - Bryan Cranston was the perfect choice for the show. His snarky… 10/19/2013 on Rename anonymous 0
#215 - I mean if you wanna get all hecka technical we're all aliens s…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/19/2013 on Rename anonymous 0
User avatar #219 - cdsams (10/19/2013) [-]
I am yet to watch Breaking Bad. Waiting for Netflix to have the whole show I have trouble seeing a guy in tight clothing and roller skats being on a show like that.
User avatar #221 - jimmyjab (10/19/2013) [-]
Bryan Cranston was the perfect choice for the show. His snarky attitude and sassiness brought a boatload of depth to Breaking Bad. I mean how you can have balls of steel at a drug deal and still be humorous secretly? He's like Jebus or sumthing
#25 - **jimmyjab rolls 96** Do it right thunder twat 10/19/2013 on Scorpion is a dick 0
#207 - The year 3000... You know, I think I've met your great grandau…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/19/2013 on Rename anonymous 0
#213 - cdsams (10/19/2013) [-]
'Are you foreign as well?' What the hell is that supposed to mean? I was born on this planet just like every other natural born human! I am not like those alien hybrid scum! I am a pure earth born human! Doctor who reference if you watch the show.
#215 - jimmyjab (10/19/2013) [-]
I mean if you wanna get all hecka technical we're all aliens since we invade different habitats and aren't born into the specific ecosystem we reside in since we have the ability to adapt we integrate but we never become natural. We're all dangerous motherfuckers... That image is a Breaking Bad reference
User avatar #219 - cdsams (10/19/2013) [-]
I am yet to watch Breaking Bad. Waiting for Netflix to have the whole show I have trouble seeing a guy in tight clothing and roller skats being on a show like that.
User avatar #221 - jimmyjab (10/19/2013) [-]
Bryan Cranston was the perfect choice for the show. His snarky attitude and sassiness brought a boatload of depth to Breaking Bad. I mean how you can have balls of steel at a drug deal and still be humorous secretly? He's like Jebus or sumthing
#200 - Wait, how is it 3:02 where you're at but 3:13 where I am... …  [+] (6 new replies) 10/19/2013 on Rename anonymous 0
User avatar #204 - cdsams (10/19/2013) [-]
What year is it for you? I must look further on this subject! it took me a while to write this one. I suck at spelling, but I have a huge vocabulary.
User avatar #207 - jimmyjab (10/19/2013) [-]
The year 3000... You know, I think I've met your great grandaughter, she's doing fine. Are you foreign as well?
#213 - cdsams (10/19/2013) [-]
'Are you foreign as well?' What the hell is that supposed to mean? I was born on this planet just like every other natural born human! I am not like those alien hybrid scum! I am a pure earth born human! Doctor who reference if you watch the show.
#215 - jimmyjab (10/19/2013) [-]
I mean if you wanna get all hecka technical we're all aliens since we invade different habitats and aren't born into the specific ecosystem we reside in since we have the ability to adapt we integrate but we never become natural. We're all dangerous motherfuckers... That image is a Breaking Bad reference
User avatar #219 - cdsams (10/19/2013) [-]
I am yet to watch Breaking Bad. Waiting for Netflix to have the whole show I have trouble seeing a guy in tight clothing and roller skats being on a show like that.
User avatar #221 - jimmyjab (10/19/2013) [-]
Bryan Cranston was the perfect choice for the show. His snarky attitude and sassiness brought a boatload of depth to Breaking Bad. I mean how you can have balls of steel at a drug deal and still be humorous secretly? He's like Jebus or sumthing
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