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Age: 24
Facebook Profile: https://www.facebook.com/mae.ditty
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Date Signed Up:5/12/2011
Last Login:1/11/2016
Location:anchorage
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#61 - I don't understand.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/09/2016 on jiltist's profile 0
#62 - knjklj (01/09/2016) [-]
Heya!
#8 - This person posted on /fit/ a while back wanting to know if ex…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/31/2015 on IT's A TRAP 0
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#11 - soulxknightx (12/31/2015) [-]
no its a geezer
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#10 - thenoahgoesree (12/31/2015) [-]
YES
#26 - I don't get why people are so quick to jump into bed with peop…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/27/2015 on That's cocky +3
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#37 - loljkisback (12/27/2015) [-]
I just let people know I'm more for casual stuff, not an actual relationship. Better to let them know early on before they get attached. And if it don't work out, then it don't work out.
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#35 - Rockaman (12/27/2015) [-]
I've never had a relationship since becoming an adult that did not start from either a one night stand or a first date score - I tend to find that girls that want to take it slow are not into the same fast-paced, partying lifestyle that I enjoy, and therefore I will probably be more happier not dating them. Although all in all I prefer being single as I love my freedom and independence.
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#33 - icewraithking (12/27/2015) [-]
im with you on this
#30 - shadowvision (12/27/2015) [-]
I think it might be just not spoken of. Though I don't think I can honestly add to that claim. I knew my girlfriend online for 8 years before meeting her in person and we had sex in under two weeks after doing so. Say what you will, but she was begging for it by the third night. I wouldn't move forward until she asked while not high on passion.
#29 - anon (12/27/2015) [-]
Sex feels good and everyone want to make themselves feel good Source: I'm a Wizard
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#61 - This is very true. My boyfriend sleeps incredibly soundly. The…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/16/2015 on What Keeps You Up 0
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#83 - Sethorein (12/16/2015) [-]
Just set up a catheter before you go to bed and let the pee bag do all your worrying for you ^_^
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#60 - knjklj ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
User avatar #61 to #60 - jiltist (01/09/2016) [-]
I don't understand.
#62 to #61 - knjklj ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
Heya!
#59 - calvintroll ONLINE (10/21/2015) [-]
Show my ass Hell, mr Satan
User avatar #47 - satrenkotheone (09/23/2015) [-]
Why are we friends again?
User avatar #46 - satrenkotheone (09/23/2015) [-]
On what?
User avatar #48 to #46 - jiltist (09/23/2015) [-]
I sometimes friend people to root through their high-thumbed comments.

Naniga waruinda?
#49 to #48 - satrenkotheone (09/24/2015) [-]
**** ***** I don't speak Japanese.
#53 to #52 - satrenkotheone (09/24/2015) [-]
Sore hana desu ka?
User avatar #54 to #53 - satrenkotheone (09/24/2015) [-]
**** I don't know anymore.

Been like two years.
#56 to #55 - satrenkotheone (09/24/2015) [-]
You confuse me.
User avatar #45 - satrenkotheone (09/13/2015) [-]
Whatcha want?
#57 to #45 - jiltist (09/29/2015) [-]
I want you.
#42 - knjklj ONLINE (08/21/2015) [-]
Yay for accepting request!
User avatar #41 to #40 - expandwang (07/27/2015) [-]
dont mind me just going around peoples profiles saying hi
#25 to #24 - jiltist (06/28/2015) [-]
H.. hi....
User avatar #26 to #25 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/28/2015) [-]
how are you
User avatar #27 to #26 - jiltist (06/28/2015) [-]
Good. I should be sleeping though. I don't like waking up late with any regularity. ****** unhealthy.
User avatar #28 to #27 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/28/2015) [-]
I woke up late too.
User avatar #29 to #28 - jiltist (06/28/2015) [-]
Eh. Whether I wake up late is to be seen. My shift today starts at 1300, and it's 0120 right now, so I've got some leeway.
User avatar #30 to #29 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/28/2015) [-]
what do you do?
User avatar #31 to #30 - jiltist (06/28/2015) [-]
Something way under my level - Computer Sales Consultant at Bestbuy.

Got hired into it a week ago. I finished 28 hours of online courses in under 10 hours. Then on my second and third days I familiarized myself with the stock. Then on the fourth day, I proceeded to more than double the sales of the average FT employee on a slow day as a new employee. Where new hires are expected to move around 100USD in goods on their first 8 hour day, I moved more than 2.800USD in fewer than seven hours.

Like legitimately this job is kek lmao so easy. I'm expecting the stores in the area to start fighting over me, which will be hilarious, but I think that I will only move jobs after I build my new rig. Bestbuy offers computer parts at 5% above cost, meaning that I will be able to construct my own 3000 dollar PC for around 1500 if I stick with this company for a month. After that, who knows? I'll probably work for some place where I can make commission. 12.87 is pathetic compared to what I'm qualified to make, but damn, those discounts. Also I needed to re-establish myself in the workforce because I'm coming out of a ~2 year unemployment because I took some time off to 'find myself'.
User avatar #32 to #31 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/28/2015) [-]
sounds like you're good at what you do.
User avatar #33 to #32 - jiltist (06/28/2015) [-]
I try hard to excel in whatever I do. I think ambition is a necessary part of a healthy person! I think I might try and race myself to see how far I can get into a normie career before I go back to college in a couple years. It'll be a good memory, I think!
User avatar #34 to #33 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/28/2015) [-]
Im a shutin that doesnt do much.
User avatar #35 to #34 - jiltist (06/28/2015) [-]
Change it up, bruh! Be the change that you expect in life. When your goals seem distant, aim high and keep a steady hand.
User avatar #36 to #35 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/28/2015) [-]
but thats effort... I like relaxing.
User avatar #37 to #36 - jiltist (06/28/2015) [-]
Breh...
User avatar #38 to #37 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/28/2015) [-]
:c
User avatar #22 - frets (05/29/2015) [-]
why did you post an oiled nonhuman ass picture 2new2.fjcdn.com/comments/5560894+_1aaf8f6f3942a531c4f3bf1b70a25baf.jpg
do you have the source for said picture
#23 to #22 - jiltist (05/29/2015) [-]
I posted it for reasons. The sauce is a friend's commission.

I crop it all the time to poke fun at him.
#20 to #18 - jiltist (02/12/2015) [-]
Are those my s-sheets?
#21 to #20 - mudkipfucker ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
why yes   
yes they are
why yes
yes they are
#14 - whitelapras (02/09/2015) [-]
hey i didnt know you were famous

************
#15 to #14 - mudkipfucker ONLINE (02/09/2015) [-]
mrw  jiltist
mrw jiltist
#13 - akho (02/08/2015) [-]
You're not a total faggot, I like you.
#8 - mudkipfucker ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
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#9 to #8 - jiltist (01/27/2015) [-]
... But I love you. ...
#10 to #9 - mudkipfucker ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
i love you too
#11 to #10 - jiltist (01/27/2015) [-]
Yes, ever since a long time ago, I've been enamored with you.

私はあなたと恋に落ちたんだ。
#12 to #11 - mudkipfucker ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
私は野生の種馬のようにあなたに愛を作りたい
私は野生の種馬のようにあなたに愛を作りたい
#16 to #12 - jiltist (02/09/2015) [-]
How do you like me now, 			************		!?
How do you like me now, ************ !?
#17 to #16 - mudkipfucker ONLINE (02/09/2015) [-]
... and you smell like an Elephant's butt
i dont hate you
#5 - pineapplechunkss ONLINE (12/27/2014) [-]
sorry to pop in unannounced
#6 to #5 - jiltist (12/27/2014) [-]
Oh what a surprise!
#7 to #6 - pineapplechunkss ONLINE (12/27/2014) [-]
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#1 - tarnis (12/17/2013) [-]
Been looking for me?
Been looking for me?
#2 to #1 - jiltist (12/17/2013) [-]
MMMMMMMM yessssssssssssssssssssssss
MMMMMMMM yessssssssssssssssssssssss
#3 to #2 - tarnis (12/17/2013) [-]
how terrifying.
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