You made me question my sexuality.
Good show.

oh god

I never understood what the zones mean. Do they do anything to your profile besed on what you choose?

as far as i can tell they are only used so little kids can say "i'm in the underground/pro zone".

and because shit like "underground" sounds stupid

..I made my own account and set it to recreational.. fuck me, right? But no, srsly. I set it to that cuz I only play every now and then

alright i admit i was wrong i just image searched and it came up sarah chalke

i said several times google images is wrong -_-

i admit defeat

Is that Jack :D

yes

Saved'n'liked

some people just butt fuck rule 34

ok How the hell this is not even flagged yet?

no nips, vag, or penile

that's his cumming face

related

Why would you ruin my childhood like that?

How dare you tarnish my memories of a racist, politically incorrect gem of a hilarious show??? jk that was good, i love tom n jerry

That sir, is a filthy fabrication. I WOULD touch myself at night but my old battleaxe and family give me no privacy to do so, so that can't be the reason.

>But my old battleaxe

The old battleaxe is a figure of speech often meaning a person's wife or girlfriend. Sometimes the association is meant to show that the woman in question is rather mean or overbearing. I do not know how this expression came to be. I hope that was what you were asking anyway.

I thought the expression was "The ol' ball and chain"

That is also an expression that means the same thing. That one I always thought made a bit more sense because it actually is something that'd keep you from being able to do what you want. Now that I think about it, I don't know why I picked old battleaxe when ball and chain would have fit better here.

dude, calm down

I'm perfectly calm dude. I thought we were just jokin around.

okay

Ok then, I have no relevant make up image for that so have a random thing.

that's pretty cool tho

sauce?

Tom and Jerry

Nah, it's only Jerry.

<--- this is Tom

those three words got you over 100 thumbs.........i am soo jelly

No, the porn. I'm pretty sure you know what I mean.

torrent! anyway, thanks. now, away to fap!

what did he post?

look up Fucking Girls 3, Scene 2 on Google

If thats the case I can assume you're not 16 years old, which is when you should have started working and building up a resumé (or whatever the word is)

But don't fear. You can volunteer.
Also, do as much charity shit as you possible can. Like red cross or that kind.
It's gold to have a charity thingamabob as a referance

Yeah volunteer work and/or work placement can get you a job an experience as well. And if your nice you could get a sweet referee.

Military

The solution?
INTERNSHIP.

Need experiance for job.

Need job for experience.

Industry doesn't offer internship.

Funding for own project to gain that experience requires experienced person. FML