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Date Signed Up:1/04/2011
Last Login:9/23/2012
Location:Britain
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Hey, I like to write a few short stories on tumblr every so often, if you checked em out and told me what u thought of them on my profile comments, that'd be like fucking amazing! :D
http://joeyneedsferrets.tumblr.com/
Thanks!
I'm Joe Hesketh and I like FunnyJunk! :D

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#163 - I think it is because the anthem is about the monarchy (god sa… 07/27/2012 on [big]my penis[big] +4
#106 - Better than my experience today. Went to shop for condoms … 07/13/2012 on Condoms +1
#314 - 28th of june?! THAT'S TOMORROW!!  [+] (1 new reply) 06/27/2012 on Interesting Facts Part 1 0
User avatar #322 - rjgnal (06/27/2012) [-]
BuT STill nOT THeRe
#26 - I remember when Gordon Freeman said that in Halo. :)  [+] (1 new reply) 06/21/2012 on Riders of Republic city +1
User avatar #44 - eonsmashface (06/21/2012) [-]
wut.
#247 - Thanks for agreeing with me, BUT FUCK YOU FOR AGREEING WITH A …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/08/2012 on haha facebook... +2
User avatar #250 - lilnuggetbob (06/08/2012) [-]
FUCKING BITCH FAGGET GAY ASS NIGGER
#244 - I supply you with several reasons why they are, 1) They ha… 06/08/2012 on haha facebook... +1
#241 - The best biscuits in the world are Ritz...  [+] (6 new replies) 06/08/2012 on haha facebook... +2
User avatar #246 - lilnuggetbob (06/08/2012) [-]
THERE CALLED CRACKERS BRITFAG joking
and yes there are awsome
User avatar #247 - jhesketh (06/08/2012) [-]
Thanks for agreeing with me, BUT FUCK YOU FOR AGREEING WITH A DIFFERENT VIEWPOINT, BICTH!
User avatar #250 - lilnuggetbob (06/08/2012) [-]
FUCKING BITCH FAGGET GAY ASS NIGGER
#242 - N. Korean citizen (06/08/2012) [-]
FUCK YOU NO THERE NOT!
#245 - georgeoforce (06/08/2012) [-]
NO FUCK YOU!! THEY ARE, YOU PUSSY FAG EATING HOMO CUNT BAG ANUS PIMPLE
User avatar #244 - jhesketh (06/08/2012) [-]
I supply you with several reasons why they are,
1) They have the perfect consistancy and absorption rate such that they are crunchy on the first bite but become lighter and softer on each bite.
2) They have a good salt to biscuit ratio. This means they are mighty tasty on there own but they do not over power any toppings put on (especially cheese).
3) Perfect size to fit in your mouth.
4) FUCK YOU, THEY'RE TASTY AS FUCK!
#21 - Why are helium, curium and barium the healing elements? Cu… 06/01/2012 on Fucking Science 0
#283 - I love his latest breakthrough in grate science that the size … 06/01/2012 on The Most Astounding Fact +4
#99 - No, its that when stars and galaxies travel away from you, the… 06/01/2012 on Oh science! 0
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User avatar #45 - analteredmind (06/11/2011) [-]
Excuse me kind sir ~taps on shoulder~ I am using rage comic builder for the first time and I dont know what the fuck I'm doing. Help? :(
User avatar #46 to #45 - jhesketh (06/11/2011) [-]
Hello gentleman! Are you using Dan Awesome's rage maker?
User avatar #48 to #46 - analteredmind (06/11/2011) [-]
It says the website is unsafe for my computer...?
User avatar #47 to #46 - analteredmind (06/11/2011) [-]
Gentleman? Close. I am a lady but everyone seems to assume I am a guy
Aaaaaand no. I'm using the Memebase one ~goes to google Dan Awesome~
User avatar #49 to #47 - jhesketh (06/11/2011) [-]
Sorry m'lady, I am evr so blind. Well I always use Dan Awesome's one, it's super easy AND SUPER FUN! Well, sort of fun...
User avatar #50 to #49 - analteredmind (06/11/2011) [-]
Strange, it says the site has a virus- oh. Never mind. It's just IE being a douche again. I miss my Google Chrome...
Thank you good sir! And keep watch for my (possible) new comic that I shall make with this!
#51 to #50 - jhesketh (06/11/2011) [-]
I'm in the middle of making oen as well :P
I will dear madam and I will thumb :D
User avatar #52 to #51 - analteredmind (06/11/2011) [-]
And I shall thumb yours as well!
My lord, that picture made me giggle.
I want a pug bird
ANYWAYS
My comic has been uploaded :3
User avatar #53 to #52 - jhesketh (06/11/2011) [-]
MY COMIC IS UPLOADED :D
User avatar #24 - yummyyammaz (05/09/2011) [-]
Hi jhesketh! Nice to meet you! :)
User avatar #25 to #24 - jhesketh (05/09/2011) [-]
Heya dude/dudette! Nice to meet you too :)
User avatar #26 to #25 - yummyyammaz (05/09/2011) [-]
Dudette! :D How are you?
User avatar #27 to #26 - jhesketh (05/09/2011) [-]
I'm alright,just lots of stuff on :P
Hows abouts you???
User avatar #28 to #27 - yummyyammaz (05/09/2011) [-]
I'm good thanks! :3
And yeah, preparing for my last few weeks of school!
User avatar #29 to #28 - jhesketh (05/09/2011) [-]
What, ever? :P
Preparing for Driving Theory and Exams :( :P
User avatar #30 to #29 - yummyyammaz (05/09/2011) [-]
Yep! Forever! :P
And cool! Good luck btw! :)
User avatar #31 to #30 - jhesketh (05/09/2011) [-]
Cheers xD
How awesome! Going to Uni/College? :o
User avatar #32 to #31 - yummyyammaz (05/09/2011) [-]
No, I am staying at six form at my school/college! :)
You in Uni/college? :P
User avatar #33 to #32 - jhesketh (05/09/2011) [-]
I'm in six form at the moment xD
Uni in a year :D
But exams between then and now -_-
I'm guessing you're british?
User avatar #34 to #33 - yummyyammaz (05/09/2011) [-]
Yep! In Kent! Wbu? :)
User avatar #35 to #34 - jhesketh (05/09/2011) [-]
Lytham St Annes. near Manchester :P (no one knows where it is xD)
User avatar #36 to #35 - yummyyammaz (05/09/2011) [-]
Yeah, I haven't heard of it either. But thats the same with me, I live on the Isle of Sheppey. An Island in the Thames, and people in London have never heard of it! XD
So what do you study? :3
User avatar #37 to #36 - jhesketh (05/09/2011) [-]
hahaha :P no one knows where either of us are.
I srudy Maths, Further Maths, Physics and Chemistry (mega-nerd)
Wat about u?
User avatar #38 to #37 - yummyyammaz (05/09/2011) [-]
I see! :3 I am going onto Science next year, I am a closet nerd! XD
User avatar #39 to #38 - jhesketh (05/09/2011) [-]
What science? :P
User avatar #40 to #39 - yummyyammaz (05/09/2011) [-]
Just A level, my school dosent do them seperate, so its all twisted into one! :P
User avatar #41 to #40 - jhesketh (05/09/2011) [-]
Oh okay :P
Are you doing just science??
User avatar #42 to #41 - yummyyammaz (05/09/2011) [-]
Possibly Art too! :P
User avatar #43 to #42 - jhesketh (05/09/2011) [-]
awesome! im shit at art :(
User avatar #44 to #43 - yummyyammaz (05/09/2011) [-]
And I'm crap at maths... :/ Oh well! :P
#8 - analteredmind (05/08/2011) [-]
For the sanity of the people who have to scroll through our blabber on that picture, I shall continue our picture spam here  
Starting with this...thing
For the sanity of the people who have to scroll through our blabber on that picture, I shall continue our picture spam here
Starting with this...thing
#10 to #9 - analteredmind (05/08/2011) [-]
Have at it, m'boy
Have at it, m'boy
User avatar #19 to #16 - analteredmind (05/08/2011) [-]
that is seriously the cutest fucking thing fucking ever holy fuck
User avatar #6 - AirForcePWN **User deleted account** (04/25/2011) [-]
decent
User avatar #7 to #6 - jhesketh (04/25/2011) [-]
Thank you :)
User avatar #2 - rizzonailock (04/17/2011) [-]
I thought i did contact you! Sorry bro. yeah. send me a buddy request
User avatar #1 - metabeetle (04/16/2011) [-]
first
User avatar #3 to #1 - jhesketh (04/17/2011) [-]
I'm honoured :D did the post bring you here?
User avatar #4 to #3 - metabeetle (04/17/2011) [-]
yes
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