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jewnicorn

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Gender: male
Age: 22
Date Signed Up:12/30/2011
Last Login:5/24/2015
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#15 - Im always scared of getting my joints ****** up xD 05/22/2015 on dang car 0
#49 - Oh god :c 05/22/2015 on Dis shit 0
#16 - How do you get to the point that your own body starts to rot o…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/21/2015 on Dis shit +23
User avatar #19 - leonhardt (05/21/2015) [-]
Whenever your foot falls asleep for a really really long time it stops getting oxygen and goes necrotic.

This is why it's important to get up and move every once and a while.
#49 - jewnicorn (05/22/2015) [-]
Oh god :c
#18 - karvarausku (05/21/2015) [-]
**karvarausku used "*roll picture*"**
**karvarausku rolled image** untreated diabetes.
#8 - Lol, his hooks aren't even in...  [+] (3 new replies) 05/21/2015 on dang car +2
User avatar #11 - betucantmakemelol (05/21/2015) [-]
that was actually the first thing i noticed... although i prefer the term 'monkey grip' it sounds cooler i guess
User avatar #10 - cowandchicken (05/21/2015) [-]
Remember though Dont cross your damn Ankles!
#15 - jewnicorn (05/22/2015) [-]
Im always scared of getting my joints fucked up xD
#56 - D'aww thanks! 05/14/2015 on Let's Play Who Had a Childhood 0
#49 - Don't you dare criticize the spring ride... You can really…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/13/2015 on Let's Play Who Had a Childhood +2
User avatar #55 - TopDawg (05/14/2015) [-]
Your name is beautiful
#56 - jewnicorn (05/14/2015) [-]
D'aww thanks!
#19 - ****** creepy if you ask me 03/01/2015 on Glowsticks in Snowmen 0
#94 - I'm glad somebody pointed this out 02/28/2015 on Can I have 28? 0
#996 - Let's see what you've got, bitches. 02/27/2015 on Mods tell you something... 0
#151 - Oh okay, that makes sense. Thank you for the helpful photo 02/27/2015 on Feelchair 0

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#72 - thecuriousone (12/07/2012) [-]
*BOOP* :3
*BOOP* :3
#94 to #72 - jewnicorn (12/15/2012) [-]
Aaaannd reply limit. xD
User avatar #95 to #94 - thecuriousone (12/15/2012) [-]
Yup xD Seems we're at an impass haha
#73 to #72 - jewnicorn (12/08/2012) [-]
:D   
   
Adorableness!
:D

Adorableness!
#85 to #84 - jewnicorn (12/15/2012) [-]
D'awww!
D'awww!
#90 to #89 - jewnicorn (12/15/2012) [-]
Awwww :)
Awwww :)
#92 to #91 - jewnicorn (12/15/2012) [-]
This is the last gif I have...
This is the last gif I have...
#93 to #92 - thecuriousone (12/15/2012) [-]
that's just lovely xD ahaha
that's just lovely xD ahaha
User avatar #61 - dylanweber (11/25/2012) [-]
I'm underage and I post my pictures. ;3
#62 to #61 - jewnicorn (11/25/2012) [-]
Hehe ^.^ How underage, may I ask? :3
User avatar #63 to #62 - dylanweber (11/25/2012) [-]
14. :P
#64 to #63 - jewnicorn (11/25/2012) [-]
Oh, wow! Same :P Maybe I'll post something not completely **** and see what kind of reaction I get... Do you tell the board you're 14?
User avatar #65 to #64 - dylanweber (11/25/2012) [-]
No. :P
It really doesn't matter, my dick is big enough to pass as 18.
#66 to #65 - jewnicorn (11/25/2012) [-]
Haha. Do you post your face?
User avatar #67 to #66 - dylanweber (11/25/2012) [-]
Nope. c:
#68 to #67 - jewnicorn (11/25/2012) [-]
oh okay... Most of the pictures I have that aren't nude have my face in them... :/
User avatar #69 to #68 - dylanweber (11/25/2012) [-]
It's fine, just post your dick. ^^
#70 to #69 - jewnicorn (11/25/2012) [-]
I don't wanna just post my dick though... How about my butt?
User avatar #71 to #70 - dylanweber (11/25/2012) [-]
Anything you want. :3
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#56 to #55 - jewnicorn (10/03/2012) [-]
I don't know if you're being serious or not. And maybe, what can I do with items? :P
#57 to #56 - alZii has deleted their comment [-]
#54 - Lentus (10/02/2012) [-]
See? Not white.
User avatar #48 - bloodyshadow (09/29/2012) [-]
Hai
#49 to #48 - jewnicorn (09/29/2012) [-]
Helloo
#50 to #49 - bloodyshadow (09/29/2012) [-]
I came here to make gay friends and wank. How are you?
I came here to make gay friends and wank. How are you?
#51 to #50 - jewnicorn (09/29/2012) [-]
Haha ^.^ I'm good, and you?
User avatar #52 to #51 - bloodyshadow (09/29/2012) [-]
Great, just using my built in shake weight. Gonna game and draw later
#53 to #52 - jewnicorn (09/29/2012) [-]
Lol. Fun
User avatar #58 to #53 - bloodyshadow (10/08/2012) [-]
Hey....do you have Skype?
#59 to #58 - jewnicorn (10/08/2012) [-]
Yes, but I'm busy right now. Sorry! Maybe some other time
User avatar #60 to #59 - bloodyshadow (10/08/2012) [-]
No problem, just for the future
User avatar #41 - thecuriousone (09/09/2012) [-]
Hey. X3
It's been a little while. How've you been? ^-^
#42 to #41 - jewnicorn (09/11/2012) [-]
Hi! I'm soooo sorry I haven't been able to talk with you recently, my computer died :( I'm on my sister's computer right now. As soon as I get my computer fixed I'll message you :) <3
User avatar #43 to #42 - thecuriousone (09/11/2012) [-]
It's all good. I just wanted to drop a message your way to see how you're doing ^//^
Sounds good :3<3
#44 to #43 - jewnicorn (09/16/2012) [-]
Hey, if you get online please send me a message. I really need to talk to somebody right now. Thanks
User avatar #45 to #44 - thecuriousone (09/16/2012) [-]
Hey there.
#39 - afternoon (08/28/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#40 to #39 - jewnicorn (08/28/2012) [-]
Haha
#34 - thecuriousone (08/28/2012) [-]
Apparently anons can't post pictures to profiles
#32 - thecuriousone (08/23/2012) [-]
Here's a blowfish that I fed a sea urchin too ^-^
#33 to #32 - thecuriousone (08/23/2012) [-]
and me in the lagoon :3
User avatar #29 - markynaz (07/15/2012) [-]
Couldn't really decide on em, so I just zipped the ones you mentioned. You can decide which ones you want to keep and such. Enjoy ^_^!

Link : www.mediafire.com/?c70jcca8akc5k0v
#30 to #29 - jewnicorn (08/05/2012) [-]
... Oh my god. Thank you sir.
#21 - markynaz (07/12/2012) [-]
Hey mate, just wishing you a happy weekend ^_^!

Decided to download a siterip of Hard Blush, wondering would you like me to post anything for you :3?
#22 to #22 - jewnicorn (07/12/2012) [-]
Any really good ones that you have. I have a few hardblush comics already, but more would be good ^.^ Happy weekend to you too! Thanks!
#23 to #23 - markynaz (07/12/2012) [-]
Ah :D Well the comics that are there or mini ones are as follows :

A Good Thing
A Little Black Dress
At The Movies
Behind The Scenes + Epilogue
Bite Nite
Blog
Closet Carousel
Cross Platform
Devil's Night
For The Love of Hell
Going The Distance
Marty's Webcam
Merry Sex-Mas
Money Shot
No Pain No Gain
One Last Load
Orifice Space
Petrified
Playing With Your Food
#24 to #24 - markynaz (07/12/2012) [-]
(Continued)
Space Chipmunk
Sticks and Stones
Stone Circle
The Phone Call
The Show
The Thief and the Traveler
Turning a Ghostly Trick
Tyger Tyger
Warming Up to Roomates 1
Warming Up to Roomates 2
Welcome Home
Wish Upon a Star
#26 to #25 - jewnicorn (07/13/2012) [-]
Would you choose a few of your favorites out of these and post them? Thanks :D

A Little Black Dress
At the Movies
Bite Nite
Blog
Closet Carousel
Devil's Night
For the Love of Hell
Marty's Webcam
Merry Sex-Mas
One Last Load
Orifice Space
Petrified
Playing With Your Food
Stone Circle
The Show
Tyger Tyger
Welcome Home
and Wish Upon a Star

Once again, thanks a ton! If I can help you out with finding a comic some time in the future, just let me know :)
User avatar #28 to #27 - markynaz (07/14/2012) [-]
Sure thing, I'l be on later, I'l sort you out then :)

You're more than welcome mate :D! Oh sweet, thanks! Will do :D
#18 - RoxasKH ONLINE (07/12/2012) [-]
Part 2 of Cruelty is great too!   
And it has colors!   
imgbox.com/g/3YpmsVN2QP
Part 2 of Cruelty is great too!
And it has colors!
imgbox.com/g/3YpmsVN2QP
#19 to #19 - jewnicorn (07/12/2012) [-]
OMFG! I was completely unaware that there was a part 2! Thank you so much!
#20 to #20 - jewnicorn (07/12/2012) [-]
Is Rukis still writing the series? I really hope so. :)
User avatar #25 to #21 - RoxasKH ONLINE (07/13/2012) [-]
I dunno I just thought there was a part two so I searched for it haha
#27 to #26 - jewnicorn (07/13/2012) [-]
Oh okay. Cool :P
#12 - markynaz (07/11/2012) [-]
Thanks a lot for the comics, have a nice evening =]
#13 to #13 - jewnicorn (07/11/2012) [-]
My pleasure! One of my other favorites is "Cruelty" (it's a little bit depressing :/ ) I would have posted it, but I have it in a bunch of parts. It's not too difficult to find though :)
User avatar #14 to #14 - markynaz (07/11/2012) [-]
I'l be sure to have a look sometime, thanks again ^_^
#15 to #15 - jewnicorn (07/11/2012) [-]
You're welcome c:
User avatar #16 to #16 - markynaz (07/11/2012) [-]
If I can return the favour sometime, I will :D

(Also thanks for accepting ^^)
#17 to #17 - jewnicorn (07/11/2012) [-]
Well if you come across any good gfur comics, feel free to send them to me, they'll always be appreciated. :3 and thank you for inviting!
#3 - furrynomous ONLINE (07/08/2012) [-]
#11 to #11 - furrynomous ONLINE (07/08/2012) [-]
Last page, you can save them and delete or hide the comments after if you want :3
#1 - furrynomous ONLINE (07/07/2012) [-]
I declare your comment virginity officially raped!
I declare your comment virginity officially raped!
#2 to #2 - jewnicorn (07/07/2012) [-]
Hahaha
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