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#36 - All microwaves are different but you could give directions for… 11/15/2015 on neat +1
#55 - He was a little bitch in the way he did it, with a gun instead… 11/14/2015 on Guys, stop bullying him. 0
#2 - Go ask how well that worked out for the hundreds of people bef…  [+] (8 new replies) 11/13/2015 on Anon leaves home +7
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#12 - wellimnotsure (11/14/2015) [-]
Pretty well for most
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#3 - amuzen (11/13/2015) [-]
Strongly depends on how much money you got, if you can hire someone to clear out and flatten the land a bit, get a small fairly insulated cabin with a wood stove thrown in, get a well dug (or hell now days if you got a stream near by you can just buy a couple of those 20 dollar personal water filters which give something like 10,000 gallons of water a piece before they go bad) , a few crates of ration like food, a few chickens, a couple goats,a first aid kit, a couple of dogs and a good gun for security and hunting, some fishing gear, a few books on things related to living that way, a few tools so you can build your own shit and you're pretty much good. If you want you can even toss in a personal home generator, a couple 50 gallon barrels of gas, and a pick up truck so you can do runs into civilization and you're good to go.

Honestly I think you can do all of that on about 80,000 dollars if you play your hand right. For 30,000 my brother was able to get an acre of developed land, another another 3 acres of undeveloped land in Alaska, a small cabin, and a old pick up truck. From there he can hike about 45 minutes to the main road where he can fill up water jugs from a public well and drive for about a half hour into town to get food. His closest neighbors are a mile away and the closest town ( a town of 800 people) is 20 miles away so he's fairly remote and there are even more remote places in that area.

If you just wander off into the woods somewhere like super tramp did though then yeah, you're probably going to have a bad time.
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#7 - sodapops (11/13/2015) [-]
Your brother is my spirit animal. I so love living in the wilderness.
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#4 - recoveryone (11/13/2015) [-]
Wasn't there a movie about that and the guy died in a school bus in Alaska or some shit after he ate a bad flower?
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#13 - wellimnotsure (11/14/2015) [-]
He happened to be an idiot who had no idea what he was doing
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#5 - amuzen (11/13/2015) [-]
yeah it's called super tramp and I think what happened in the movie is that he ate these peas that looked similar to another type of pea which made him unable to digest stuff so he starved to death.
#8 - rainbowblast (11/14/2015) [-]
Lol Super Tramp is a band dude. The movie is called Into the Wild.
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#35 - deviousdanish (11/14/2015) [-]
He did call himself Supertramp, though.
#20 - Copy pasting this short article I wrote: Start w… 11/13/2015 on The $1000 Fallout 4 build +1
#11 - Did you find it?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/11/2015 on The roast king -1
#12 - hopeanne (11/11/2015) [-]
your hopeanne praying made me find it again

#10 - You blew out my speakers asshole 11/11/2015 on The roast king +8
#6 - Dude honestly there is so much ******* hate mongering and prop…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/11/2015 on "Refugees Welcome" +2
#20 - anon (11/11/2015) [-]
Listen jew.

ISIS & the USA want Assad gone

Putin and Assad want ISIS gone

ISIS are terrorists

Do the fucking math
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#9 - nanglo (11/11/2015) [-]
I'm pretty sure everything's true but in a lesser way. And people just love to make a generality out of everything.
Yeah, some refugees are actually troublesome, but of course, you won't notice the silent majority that doesn't cause any trouble (since they don't and therefore remain unnoticed).

These kind of fear-spreading videos stack together both refugees' riots, islamic protests and a bunch of other things not even related (the n*gger yelling "Mali ! Mali !" on camera. Are you going to tell me he's Syrian too ?) to make people think that every Syrian refugees in Europe are currently rioting, and they're are all doing it with one and same goal: the downfall of Europe

People need to get that these guys are running away from war, dictatorship where they can behead you for breathing and fuck whatever can happen over there. They lost their homes, most of their wealth and contact with their relatives on their way into Europe. They have nothing more to lose. So yeah, when we set barriers before, behind and besides them on their way to El Dorado, they obviously get pissed off.
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#16 - therealtjthemedic (11/11/2015) [-]
Exactly. Most of these people are just normal people fleeing war, and any tiny amount of them causing problems is instantly paraded around as 'proof' that all of them are evil. The truth is that the people against them are just afraid of other races and the 'scary brown people' and think that their country should be for them alone.
#21 - anon (11/11/2015) [-]
You're a dumb fuck
Citizenship is a thing bro
Nations are for the people to which they belong
Youre thinking like a rootless jew
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#23 - therealtjthemedic (11/11/2015) [-]
Nations are an idiotic principle with arbitrary borders, If you were fleeing war you wouldn't care less about fabricated borders.
#17 - Rosebud is his sled. 11/11/2015 on (untitled) +1
#41 - A film adaptation for that short story.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/10/2015 on Modern Educayshun +1
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#43 - lathyrusvii (11/10/2015) [-]
Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet. thx.
#5 - The issue isn't with feminists. Its with disney. They decided …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/09/2015 on Triggered +8
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#6 - chaosraptor (11/09/2015) [-]
> secret porn in most of their work
> family safe?

disneys just pissy leia is too obvious