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#519 - How dare you. I will hunt you down and kill you.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/31/2015 on Insult a user 0
#541 - datgrass (07/31/2015) [-]
my mother is a filthy nasty whore
#9 - "The federal government does NOT provide grants for start… 07/30/2015 on Check your privilege -1
#2 - Older version of whatever language that uses a different syntax.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/30/2015 on Computer repair king's website 0
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#3 - ghirahn (07/30/2015) [-]
just seems wonkety to me
#3 - Because that **** was bomb. 07/30/2015 on sting like a butterfly... 0
#12 - The type that doesn't get melted by jet fuel. 07/30/2015 on 3D printing 0
#11 - Too much friction I would think. 07/30/2015 on 3D printing 0
#4 - It takes a fat **** who has slid a lot of hot dogs down his th… 07/30/2015 on Savage +10
#10 - Is this not common knowledge? 07/30/2015 on Windows 8 is incompatibe +1
#31 - Well we have declared war on Afghanistan and Iraq. Also Russia…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/30/2015 on Gubbint 0
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#32 - spiderfan (07/30/2015) [-]

I bring source to my argument. The last declaration of war by the United States was issued to Rumania in 1942. Everything else was police actions, because we as a country have commitment issues.
#33 - containlettersonly (07/30/2015) [-]
Shut up. Just shut up, do you think you are edgy because you bring this up? We know that W went to congress and got an AUMF, as far as terminology between normal citizens it's fucking war when we send our troops somewhere.
#34 - spiderfan (07/30/2015) [-]
Chill, man. Just because people call it that does not mean that's what it is. For the U.S. to go to war, a declaration from congress is required. A police action isn't much better, but it could be ended by congress by them simply pulling funding. The AUMF is not exactly a declaration of war either as it simply allows the president to fling forces at whatever he wants, because they might maybe have a snowball's chance in hell of having been connected to 9/11. A war would indicate that we were going off to conquer like WW1 and WW2 where we joined in a fight to overthrow other notable factions. We're not doing that here. We're sending troops around the world to arrest, detain, interrogate, and kill people who intend harm on our nation. Vietnam was also different. We weren't trying to conquer or overthrow. Our goal was to keep South Vietnam alive.
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#38 - containlettersonly (07/30/2015) [-]
I don't disagree ( you can't because it's the truth) but it is pretty much a moot point because no one is ever gong to say it isn't a war, as far as every day conversation it is war.
#33 - Golden rice. End of ******* story. Every single time I meet so…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/30/2015 on nuttin rong. +14
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#36 - Thebiggeorgy (07/30/2015) [-]
Californian here, Don't care, GMO's are fine with me,

Meals are Rice, Chicken Breasts and Veggies, and every once in awhile A BIG FUCKING FAT GREASY BURRITO.

Gotta Eat Healthy but gotta eat what makes you feel good in spirit.
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#59 - sketchE (07/30/2015) [-]
cheat days are good days
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#70 - scorcho (07/30/2015) [-]
i always blast my cheat days on alcohol.
haven't had a burger in months...