x
Click to expand

jewfrosdsd

Last status update:
-
Personal Info
Date Signed Up:2/23/2012
Last Login:7/05/2015
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#5661
Comment Ranking:#4006
Highest Content Rank:#1890
Highest Comment Rank:#4004
Content Thumbs: 4768 total,  5450 ,  682
Comment Thumbs: 1484 total,  2215 ,  731
Content Level Progress: 77% (77/100)
Level 141 Content: Faptastic → Level 142 Content: Faptastic
Comment Level Progress: 55% (55/100)
Level 212 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 213 Comments: Comedic Genius
Subscribers:1
Content Views:166858
Times Content Favorited:282 times
Total Comments Made:782
FJ Points:5464
Favorite Tags: clever (2) | tags (2)

latest user's comments

#10 - Isn't this essenstially what the Spartans did? Except with every kid.  [+] (10 new replies) 11/27/2014 on abortion +8
User avatar #17 - iamkagji (11/27/2014) [-]
No, the SPARTAN II program kidnapped kids that had optimal traits and cloned them, then put the originals through years of grueling training. The 3s were a volunteer corps of 2-man suicide squads and the 4s are just marines in special armor.

In case you were wondering, the original "SPARTAN" project was called Orion, which was a voluntary experimental procedure performed on ordinary marines. They were pumped full of drugs that made them faster and stronger, then sent into battle. Almost all 300 of them died on their first mission, Sergeant Avery Johnson and a few other are all that survived
User avatar #95 - darkangeloffire (11/27/2014) [-]
III's were War Orphans taken by Ackerson and made into suicide soldiers to die by the hundreds to take out one or two Covenant targets.
User avatar #109 - iamkagji (11/27/2014) [-]
Only the first wave of recruits were purely orphans and refugees
User avatar #21 - wolfypolli (11/27/2014) [-]
Pretty sure he meant actual Spartans, not Halo.
User avatar #12 - EnergizierAnon (11/27/2014) [-]
the boys stayed with their mothers until they were 6 or 7, and then the military took them.
User avatar #16 - orkanoidz (11/27/2014) [-]
They we're then cloned and the clone was given back to the parents. (regular families were chosen as candidates)
User avatar #18 - heartlessrobot (11/27/2014) [-]
I think you two are thinking of two very different spartans.
User avatar #19 - orkanoidz (11/27/2014) [-]
Sparta =/= UNSC
User avatar #20 - heartlessrobot (11/27/2014) [-]
I think energizer is thinking sparta.
User avatar #100 - EnergizierAnon (11/27/2014) [-]
i was.
#4 - can anyone translate that hebrew at right right end? Im pretty… 11/24/2014 on Quick fix 0
#134 - jesus christ get that chick some ******* lice shampoo 11/24/2014 on Fuking gross 0
#100 - 2 hours and 45 minutes 11/21/2014 on longest time you've spent... 0
#246 - "tis alex teh hedghog she r hedgehog built on ar…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/21/2014 on [Cancer] the Hedgehog 0
User avatar #263 - pepperoni (11/21/2014) [-]
Fuck this, I'm out. She ain't made of me but she gon be stuffed with me.
#8 - "ah yes make ze ice cream arbeit macht du frei" 11/19/2014 on Just saw this... Oh dear 0
#10 - **** outta my face bitch. 11/19/2014 on I'M RICH 0
#11 - That thing about John D. Rockefeller is nowhere near Andrew Ca… 11/19/2014 on Just a Fact Comp. 2 0
#50 - Well im a fredflintstonekin so check your rock priviledge. 11/11/2014 on Brianna Wu: "Men aren't... +1
#27 - Picture 11/10/2014 on black twitter comp 0
#16 - Picture 11/10/2014 on it's that time of year... 0
#15 - nah son 11/10/2014 on it's that time of year... 0
#17 - But he was being violent towards red skull..... Did he somehow…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/09/2014 on Old Man Logan P7 A 0
#44 - John Cena (11/09/2014) [-]
They're Wolverines weapons and he doesn't consider himself Wolverine anymore since he killed the X-Men
User avatar #19 - mrstraw (11/09/2014) [-]
no he just didn't use them anymore cause they reminded him that he killed the X-Men and that he was just a wild animal.
#39 - Is that hellscream? 11/09/2014 on Pretty fucking cool m8 +4
#19 - Do you have baby hands or is that the biggest ******* c…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/05/2014 on Man 2 0
User avatar #20 - evilpotato (11/05/2014) [-]
The label says 1 pound and a couple ounces, average can Is 11 ounces or so, I think it's a large can
#359 - Picture 11/05/2014 on Psychosis Need Apply 0
#43 - "fredflintstonekin" i laughed heartily. 11/04/2014 on Based Internet aristocrat... +7
#134 - I too have that problem. 11/03/2014 on Everyone on FJ 0
#39 - ITS A JUMP TO THE LEFT  [+] (5 new replies) 11/03/2014 on Oh yeah! +8
User avatar #111 - goodatlosing (11/03/2014) [-]
And then a step to the right?
User avatar #115 - imaginator (11/03/2014) [-]
You put your hands on your hip
User avatar #145 - kittenfarts (11/03/2014) [-]
And bend your knees in tight.
User avatar #173 - kloudianorici (11/03/2014) [-]
And with a pelvic thruuuuust.
User avatar #177 - squiblles (11/03/2014) [-]
that really drives you insaaaaaaane
#9 - Alright i got one for you. "mup doo didda muh dick … 11/02/2014 on Yep 0
#102 - I think i would die laughing if these were OCD pills. 11/02/2014 on In god we trust +4
#41 - Breathed through my nose a bit harder than usual. 10/10 10/29/2014 on The standards are just too... +1
#40 - Didn't Dante encounter his father in greed? 10/29/2014 on The standards are just too... 0
#73 - Did he use wood screws? BA-DUM TSS 10/29/2014 on Wooden pc (Wip) 0
#21 - Jesus i wish a had disposable income to buy a 300 dollars …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/29/2014 on perfect 0
User avatar #22 - brandolf (10/29/2014) [-]
That could get you some serious pussy at a rave.
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #9 - beltrami (06/07/2015) [-]
BLOCKED AND DEFEATED. IQ 1/7TH MINE (BEING GENEROUS, YOU'RE WELCOME) NOT PARTICULARLY CHALLENGING.
User avatar #6 - beltrami (06/07/2015) [-]
this dude is a whiny ****** ****** . HANG YOURSELF TONIGHT, DO NOT DELAY, OR FAIL WORSE THAN PREVIOUSLY THOUGHT POSSIBLE.
#7 to #6 - jewfrosdsd (06/07/2015) [-]
You sound pretty upset.
User avatar #8 to #7 - beltrami (06/07/2015) [-]
HANG YOURSELF FAGGOT ******
#1 - jewfrosdsd (06/18/2012) [-]
Newest craze preditction "SHIETTT"
 Friends (0)