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im jewish so dont be hatin and "jewboccka" was my old account name that was delete because the admin is a dumb fuck butt hole
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With a 95 ASVAB and good maths section you can be a Nuke in the Navy. Start as an E-4 , E-5 automatic out of C school pretty much guaranteed E-6 in 6 years and then ... That's it you are done. Get out go work in the Civilian sector make 300k a year.
pssssst! You forgot to tell him about the 3 year mandatory tour in a submarine, jackhole!
*assuming you don't kill yourself because you have to live in Goose Creek, South Carolina.
How physically fit do you have to be before joining is the real question.
Can you jog okay? 12 mins 30 second mile and half, ~50 push ups and ~50 curl ups (not even real ones).
That shit is easy as fuck. I remember when I had to do the PFT and the CFT in the marines. PFT is a 3 mile run under 30 minutes for males. (Mind that's just the minimum), 2 pull ups, and 100 crunches in 2 minutes.
That's a lot less than I was expecting actually.
Well, to be precise, I could, but it didn't matter. I have severe bone issues in my feet, and it throws the rest of my body off balance. Some days it's fine, but if I do too much legwork, it will cause my legs, spine, and neck to deform.
Anyway, after my jog, I was in pretty bad pain, but I was hiding it pretty well. Then the doc told me to put my feet together. I did, and when he saw that my knees could no longer touch, he said "oh hell no," and I failed my physical.
Doctors going 'Oh, hell no!' is a shortage these days.
Witnessing someone devolve a little seems to do the trick.
- has she never heard of bojack horseman?
Bojack only has a horses head though, whereas centaurs have a whole human torso attached where the head should be.
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- i mean, there will be wide spread rioting and all that jazz, b…
more cultural enrichment
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deus fuckin vult
It will not be pitchforks and it will not be rapefugees only, believe you me.
i mean, there will be wide spread rioting and all that jazz, but what are the german people really gonna do when it comes to it? a nation with low amount of firearm owners isn't gonna stand much chance when it comes to armed response forces, they will kill a random ass brown person and that had nothing to do with anything, then everyone will start calling them Nazis. but germans don't stand for this kinda crap which i can respect.
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- can you conceal carry in the UK?
Technically no. We don't really have firearms (only shotguns, and those have to be in half when in public - though people only tend to have them in the country for game hunting) and if you're found carrying any offensive weapon, concealed or otherwise, you're in the shit. Pocket knives/swiss army knives are okay as they're not classed as weapons, though you have to be careful with any locking blade of 5 inches or more.
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