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jesusmcbatmanjones

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Gender: male
Steam Profile: JesusLeeBatman
Consoles Owned: Xbox-360, PC
Video Games Played: BF3, MC, Dota 2, LOL, STALKER
X-box Gamertag: HomeTheArmlessx
Date Signed Up:10/08/2011
Last Login:3/07/2015
Location:Wisconsin
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    Every time I visit FJ Every time I visit FJ
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    I know I have I know I have
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    The Breakening The Breakening
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    Deals you could die for Deals you could die for
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    It's funny because he's bad It's funny because he's bad
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#14 - Picture 02/27/2015 on When you gun lose it +1
#12 - Look i know its a rage comic and all but i still found this ki…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/27/2015 on When you gun lose it 0
User avatar #13 - liesbetold (02/27/2015) [-]
Just enjoy the dankness.
#14 - jesusmcbatmanjones (02/27/2015) [-]
#105 - Zezima is my personal hero and role model 02/06/2015 on Can you hear the intro music? +7
#14 - #1. Silence 02/01/2015 on hehehehe +1
#16 - >Manhole Explosion That's also what I call my …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/29/2015 on Manhole Explosion +2
#18 - fennis (01/29/2015) [-]
#1330 - They won't answer my question either  [+] (1 new reply) 01/28/2015 on Are you depressed? 0
User avatar #1365 - johndapro (01/28/2015) [-]
That's because suicide is the worst possible way to end it. And seriously easiest and most painless way? Fuck that dude, if you're gonna go out then do it with a fucking bang. In the end it will be the last thing you do right?

OR, you could think about this!
You've been here so far right? Why not stick around for a bit longer? Things might turn around, cool things might happen. And if you're gonna commit "suicide" then why not go balls deep into some strange place on earth and just take a look at what mother earth has to offer, there are some really cool places on here, why die before seeing them?

Seriously dude, suicide is just no. Like, I have a friend who committed suicide due to some shit, and the worst thing was that 100% off all those problems could have been solved, and I'm almost 100% the same case goes for you!

Anyway, you're here forever right? This IS Funnyjunk we're talking about!
#1282 - Thanks this will come in handy 01/28/2015 on Are you depressed? 0
#1273 - I hate cats  [+] (1 new reply) 01/28/2015 on Are you depressed? 0
User avatar #1276 - tikitaco (01/28/2015) [-]
Oh... I'm not letting you die then thanks
#1232 - How much kindness do I need for a lethal dosage?  [+] (3 new replies) 01/28/2015 on Are you depressed? 0
User avatar #1246 - tikitaco (01/28/2015) [-]
Don't tell anyone I did this cause I could be like... tied into case... but for a friend... www.tumblr.com/tagged/kitty-gif
#1273 - jesusmcbatmanjones (01/28/2015) [-]
I hate cats
User avatar #1276 - tikitaco (01/28/2015) [-]
Oh... I'm not letting you die then thanks
#1223 - What's the easiest/least painful way to kill yourself? …  [+] (12 new replies) 01/28/2015 on Are you depressed? 0
User avatar #1302 - johndapro (01/28/2015) [-]
Living a full life and dying of old age feeling a sense of completion!

Seriously dude, suicide hotline is a thing, call it if you need help, there is no shame in doing so and no-one will judge you. Everyone goes through some kind of depression at some point of their life.

User avatar #1330 - jesusmcbatmanjones (01/28/2015) [-]
They won't answer my question either
User avatar #1365 - johndapro (01/28/2015) [-]
That's because suicide is the worst possible way to end it. And seriously easiest and most painless way? Fuck that dude, if you're gonna go out then do it with a fucking bang. In the end it will be the last thing you do right?

OR, you could think about this!
You've been here so far right? Why not stick around for a bit longer? Things might turn around, cool things might happen. And if you're gonna commit "suicide" then why not go balls deep into some strange place on earth and just take a look at what mother earth has to offer, there are some really cool places on here, why die before seeing them?

Seriously dude, suicide is just no. Like, I have a friend who committed suicide due to some shit, and the worst thing was that 100% off all those problems could have been solved, and I'm almost 100% the same case goes for you!

Anyway, you're here forever right? This IS Funnyjunk we're talking about!
User avatar #1274 - imnotkickthecat (01/28/2015) [-]
I heard dying of old age after a fulfilling life is the least painful way to go.
User avatar #1282 - jesusmcbatmanjones (01/28/2015) [-]
Thanks this will come in handy
User avatar #1267 - tridaak (01/28/2015) [-]
You do realize no one will want to answer this because of the nature of the question, right?
User avatar #1269 - tridaak (01/28/2015) [-]
oh someone did.
User avatar #1231 - tikitaco (01/28/2015) [-]
with kindness.
User avatar #1232 - jesusmcbatmanjones (01/28/2015) [-]
How much kindness do I need for a lethal dosage?
User avatar #1246 - tikitaco (01/28/2015) [-]
Don't tell anyone I did this cause I could be like... tied into case... but for a friend... www.tumblr.com/tagged/kitty-gif
#1273 - jesusmcbatmanjones (01/28/2015) [-]
I hate cats
User avatar #1276 - tikitaco (01/28/2015) [-]
Oh... I'm not letting you die then thanks

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