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Date Signed Up:8/09/2013
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    because logic because logic
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    dont drop that durka durk dont drop that durka durk
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    tag is nsfw tag is nsfw
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    do something about it do something about it
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    mcdonalds on my nipples mcdonalds on my nipples
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    pie pie
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    fuck you DJ 4Dm1n fuck you DJ 4Dm1n
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    fuck yo title fuck yo title
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#29 - always being smart means knowing how to access and use your re… 06/29/2014 on true words +5
#12 - * *********** furiously* 06/29/2014 on fuck. imgur. 0
#10 - :sadness: 06/29/2014 on fuck. imgur. 0
#9 - people are stupid. went to fireworks fireworks start …  [+] (2 new replies) 06/29/2014 on fuck. imgur. 0
User avatar #11 - blackholee (06/29/2014) [-]
I am sorry you never got to see the firewirks, but anger is useless in that situation. try to do something productive. goodnight.
#12 - jesusjellybeans (06/29/2014) [-]
*masturbates furiously*
#6 - it would seem that this sire is more of a community than a bun…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/29/2014 on fuck. imgur. 0
#7 - angrybarts (06/29/2014) [-]
This site does that to.
#10 - jesusjellybeans (06/29/2014) [-]
:sadness:
#5 - honestly the more i interact with the general public the more …  [+] (4 new replies) 06/29/2014 on fuck. imgur. 0
User avatar #8 - blackholee (06/29/2014) [-]
why
#9 - jesusjellybeans (06/29/2014) [-]
people are stupid.
went to fireworks
fireworks start
rather than everyone watch and be able to watch fireworks people pull out their shitty phones and anything that has a camera (ipads, tablets computers anything) ad take pictures so people behind cant see being a bunch of asshats

they could have simply taken one or two pictures and let everyone watch nicely and enjoy the moment but instead they were viciously taking every picture that they could so they could shove it onto facebook to get people to validate their shitty existence ..

i.e i hate people
User avatar #11 - blackholee (06/29/2014) [-]
I am sorry you never got to see the firewirks, but anger is useless in that situation. try to do something productive. goodnight.
#12 - jesusjellybeans (06/29/2014) [-]
*masturbates furiously*
#2 - or maybe even reddit? 06/29/2014 on fuck. imgur. 0
#1 - or tumblr? 06/29/2014 on fuck. imgur. 0
#884 - TIL lotta cute girls on fj...pleasantly surprised 06/29/2014 on Post your selfie here +1
#883 - im not sure what i just witnesses  [+] (14 new replies) 06/29/2014 on Post your selfie here +1
User avatar #885 - iamsammich (06/29/2014) [-]
knockin down your door like jehova's witness
workin out my puns like i'm obsessed with fitness
User avatar #915 - thephoenix (06/29/2014) [-]
How about you stop being a fucking verbal genius for five seconds you unnaturally attractive lady.
That's right, I used a fullstop, shit's serious.
User avatar #916 - iamsammich (06/29/2014) [-]
do you think i'm an alien because you seem to think my attractive levels are out of this world
User avatar #918 - thephoenix (06/29/2014) [-]
Do you eat lots of German sausage because your puns are the wurst
User avatar #931 - pivotmasterdm (06/29/2014) [-]
This is still happening?
User avatar #940 - thephoenix (06/29/2014) [-]
OHH YEAHHHH
User avatar #930 - vatra (06/29/2014) [-]
Okay, that was funny. I've been smiling through this thread, but this one made me laugh.
User avatar #953 - thephoenix (06/29/2014) [-]
Okay, no homo though. See, even if we're both dudes now it's totally okay because I said no homo, it's a loophole in the law
#962 - vatra (06/29/2014) [-]
Perfect!
User avatar #934 - thephoenix (06/29/2014) [-]
I did it just for you
User avatar #950 - vatra (06/29/2014) [-]
Marry me what?
User avatar #926 - iamsammich (06/29/2014) [-]
are you a sausage because you're all up in my grill
User avatar #933 - thephoenix (06/29/2014) [-]
If you was a sausage I'd eat your whole left side, but don't worry, you'd be all right.
note resistance to "that's what she said" joke or variant thereof
User avatar #944 - iamsammich (06/29/2014) [-]
so i see you like to eat sausage
maybe you should go to a sausage fest
i kid, i kid. it was a funny joke
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User avatar #6 - niketheassassin (01/17/2014) [-]
I support you because faggetsuls hates u
#20 to #6 - derksuls (01/17/2014) [-]
Have fun being a ********
User avatar #22 to #20 - niketheassassin (01/17/2014) [-]
you might as well enjoy the experience ******
#9 to #6 - niketheassassin has deleted their comment [-]
#8 to #6 - jesusjellybeans (01/17/2014) [-]
who is that other guy?
who are you?
why?
im lost.
User avatar #11 to #8 - niketheassassin (01/17/2014) [-]
1. He is a ****** racist ****** nazi redneck. (i think he is also a troll)
2. Im a random citizen
3. see no 1
#21 to #11 - derksuls (01/17/2014) [-]
>trolls
So having an opinion is trolling now? I called this ****** a ****** because hes a **** , you're just some **** who thinks this tumblr reject site is worth saving, **** off and go suck miscarriage's dick or something
User avatar #23 to #21 - niketheassassin (01/17/2014) [-]
haven't you ever heard the words "If you don't like it, leave it?"
go spread hateful and butthurt opinions on your teenage depressive 12 year old girl blog or something
#24 to #23 - derksuls (01/17/2014) [-]
>If you dont like it leave
Holy **** you guys are predictable as **** , ill leave as soon i see this site slowly die from ''HI HUNGRY IM DAD LEL SO RANDUM XDDD'' jokes and Blue names like you reposting comments.
User avatar #25 to #24 - niketheassassin (01/17/2014) [-]
ehh? can't you stay on the topic of the argument? what those reposting and having blue names is related? It would also be very beneficial to all if you left now and spread hate somewhere else
#26 to #25 - derksuls (01/17/2014) [-]
Most blue names like you are thumb whores, They repost comments with a bigger picture just so they could get more thumbs,
User avatar #27 to #26 - niketheassassin (01/17/2014) [-]
Blue names are not given by getting thumbs dumbass
also, MOST bluenames. Im not one of those
#28 to #27 - derksuls (01/17/2014) [-]
When the **** did i say that names get bluer by the more thumbs they get?
User avatar #29 to #28 - niketheassassin (01/17/2014) [-]
then why did you say most blue names are thumbwhores and repost **** yadayada? it was not really related to the argument. if you check some RESPECTFUL blue names profile you'll see they're not thumbwhores and ****
#13 to #11 - jesusjellybeans (01/17/2014) [-]
oh...okay carry on
#1 - derksuls (01/17/2014) [-]
You are seriously the most idiotic ******** i have ever met, please do the world a favor and slice your **** tongue out,
#4 to #1 - jesusjellybeans (01/17/2014) [-]
you obv have nothing better to do than to try and bully someone over the internet
#2 to #1 - jesusjellybeans (01/17/2014) [-]
lol you gigantic ***** ...you blocked me
#3 to #2 - derksuls (01/17/2014) [-]
Yes, i did now apologize you ******* european ****
#7 to #3 - jesusjellybeans (01/17/2014) [-]
i dont even know who you are and why you have dedicated time and effort to communicate with 'the most idiotic ******** blah blah'
#5 to #3 - jesusjellybeans (01/17/2014) [-]
for what?
#10 to #5 - derksuls (01/17/2014) [-]
for being a cancerous piece of ****
#12 to #10 - jesusjellybeans (01/17/2014) [-]
so basically i ask you whats your issue and you try and sling meaningless insults across the internet

such ****** .
very progress.
wow.
#14 to #12 - derksuls (01/17/2014) [-]
>epik doge me-mes
this is why you're cancerous, stop using that retarded **** and apologize you tumblr reject
#15 to #14 - jesusjellybeans (01/17/2014) [-]
im sorry your uncle touches your no-no area
#18 to #15 - derksuls (01/17/2014) [-]
this is why no one likes you europeans, don't know manners and smell like ****
#30 to #18 - jesusjellybeans (01/17/2014) [-]
give up?
#31 to #30 - derksuls (01/17/2014) [-]
Im finished arguing with the other guy, just came back to call you a piece of **** , **** off and die
#32 to #31 - jesusjellybeans (01/17/2014) [-]
you wanna lick my butt?
#19 to #18 - jesusjellybeans (01/17/2014) [-]
lol is that all you've got?
#16 to #15 - jesusjellybeans (01/17/2014) [-]
there i said it
#17 to #16 - jesusjellybeans (01/17/2014) [-]
such apology.
much sorry.
wow.
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