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jesushasrisen Avatar Level -126 Content: others can't stand you
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Date Signed Up:4/08/2012
Last Login:4/09/2012
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Comment Thumbs: 126 total,  16 ,  142
Content Level Progress: 6.77% (4/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 40% (4/10)
Level -213 Comment: developing wizard powers → Level -212 Comment: developing wizard powers
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#211 - The Bible predicts that we will be ridiculed for our beliefs. … 04/08/2012 on Jelous dad -7
#381 - there is no intelligent person who believes in evolution!! we …  [+] (4 new replies) 04/08/2012 on HIgh -7
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#421 - bitchslappa (04/09/2012) [-]
he considered himself agnostic and critisized atheists learn something before u say it next time
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#202 - dont let atheists ruin Easter!! i learned everything i need to…  [+] (12 new replies) 04/08/2012 on Jelous dad -28
#246 - GIGAPUMPKIN (04/09/2012) [-]
#240 - potatotown (04/09/2012) [-]
OH HELL YES! ITS THIS GUY AGAIN!!!! HIS FIRST PROFILE "stupidism" HAS FELT THE WRATH OF THE BANHAMMER, AND HE HAD THE SAME PROFILE PIC AS THIS GUY! LET THE GUY TROLL HIS HEART OUT, I FIND IT OUTRAGEOUSLY AMUSING!!!!
#226 - tomainstream (04/09/2012) [-]
#244 - potatotown (04/09/2012) [-]
oh my god, this is way too funny, this guy created his profile today and is already banned, mfw
#221 - SpicerHyx (04/09/2012) [-]
#216 - OneOfTheM (04/09/2012) [-]
da fuck?
#212 - amadeuseap (04/08/2012) [-]
User avatar #209 - jinjo (04/08/2012) [-]
you\re a shit troll.

But in case you're serious.. I celebrated the easter bunny today, and masturbated violently while reading the bible so fuck you.
#207 - ashybone (04/08/2012) [-]
>check jesushasrisen's profile
>see latest comments being spammed
>mfw
User avatar #206 - gjtz (04/08/2012) [-]
You're an idiot.
User avatar #203 - iliekcereal (04/08/2012) [-]
0/10
Troll harder
User avatar #211 - jesushasrisen (04/08/2012) [-]
The Bible predicts that we will be ridiculed for our beliefs. but we will remain strong until evolution is dead!!!!
#375 - without God we couldnt have knowlege! the fact that we have kn…  [+] (7 new replies) 04/08/2012 on HIgh -15
User avatar #384 - fourswordsvio (04/08/2012) [-]
"dsisproves"? Seriously? Maybe all this "God" shit has messed with your mind. Let me teach you something from the bible of the FunnyJunkers.


That shalt not care what godfags say about the bullshit book say"

-The Internet.
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User avatar #381 - jesushasrisen (04/08/2012) [-]
there is no intelligent person who believes in evolution!! we see through your lies. no matter how elaborate you make them!!!!
#391 - jasonvgrace has deleted their comment.
#385 - guitaraddict has deleted their comment.
#421 - bitchslappa (04/09/2012) [-]
he considered himself agnostic and critisized atheists learn something before u say it next time
#482 - guitaraddict has deleted their comment.
#628 - I learned everything i need to know about evolution from the h…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/08/2012 on Spiderbro -8
#639 - mr skeltal (04/08/2012) [-]
Bad troll!!!
#637 - xbazingax (04/08/2012) [-]
No one is trying to ruin fucking Easter.
My whole fucking family knows I'm atheist, but I don't see them standing up during dinner and throwing "holy" water on me.
#349 - dont let atheists ruin Easter!!! charles darwin isnt real!! Je…  [+] (26 new replies) 04/08/2012 on HIgh -42
User avatar #450 - rawrtacodinosur (04/09/2012) [-]
Damn crazy Christians ruining Easter for everyone. Even Atheist like to partake in the ham eating.
#448 - choclategum (04/09/2012) [-]
10/10. The fact everybody is getting mad over a troll, an obvious one at that, is ridiculous.
User avatar #428 - theracistpanda (04/09/2012) [-]
yes, jesus has risen and is Lord, but I'm pretty sure charles darwin did exist. And I haven't yet seen an atheist ruin my Easter.
User avatar #442 - theracistpanda (04/09/2012) [-]
Oh, I forgot to add, you're kind of making the rest of the Christains looking bad. I'm seeing a lot of mad evolutionists below.
#410 - spatialstatus (04/09/2012) [-]
This troll really got you niglets...
User avatar #407 - lightingeagle (04/09/2012) [-]
You're putting a fellow catholic in shame. No need to be butthurt. Jesus would want us to be happy other people practice other religions. Come on, just leave the atheists alone, they leave us alone.
#399 - jasonvgrace (04/09/2012) [-]
Exactly what I thought

ALL HAIL ZOMBIE JESUS HE IS OUR LORD!!!
#394 - organicglory (04/08/2012) [-]
"Charles Darwin isn't real"? That's a new one
#390 - mr skeltal (04/08/2012) [-]
Fucking dumb ass I'm just get poke a few holes in your retard troll attempt just because i have nothing better to do ok let's start

1. Easter is about the godess of fertility and has nothing to do with Jesus to begin with
2. Easter isn't about religion at this point it's a bout a magical fucking bunny that lays chocolate eggs
3. Charles Darwin is real. What proof i have you say? One word "History"
4. Jesus may or may not be real but if he is then he's not lord he's an asshole that was sent to earth by his father who dammed all of man kind just so Jesus can "Save" us and get us to worship his father
5. I am well aware of the fact this account you made was made today quite recently i'm guessing so i'm just gonna go on a limb here and say you are just some everyday retarded fail troll that will cease to exist within a week

Any questions? Contact my account bruda
User avatar #432 - crazycory (04/09/2012) [-]
I love you.
#386 - mrbarks (04/08/2012) [-]
Darwin isnt real? thats one i havnt heard before. I expect you to say is theory is false but to say he didnt even exist is moronic try harder.
#382 - codyklim (04/08/2012) [-]
fuck you in the magical flying gaping goatse asshole sir
#373 - fourswordsvio (04/08/2012) [-]
Let me say it again. Are you fucking retarded?
Gif unrelated to how incredibly stupid you are.
User avatar #375 - jesushasrisen (04/08/2012) [-]
without God we couldnt have knowlege! the fact that we have knowlege PROVES God and Dsisproves evolution theory
User avatar #384 - fourswordsvio (04/08/2012) [-]
"dsisproves"? Seriously? Maybe all this "God" shit has messed with your mind. Let me teach you something from the bible of the FunnyJunkers.


That shalt not care what godfags say about the bullshit book say"

-The Internet.
#377 - guitaraddict has deleted their comment.
User avatar #381 - jesushasrisen (04/08/2012) [-]
there is no intelligent person who believes in evolution!! we see through your lies. no matter how elaborate you make them!!!!
#391 - jasonvgrace has deleted their comment.
#385 - guitaraddict has deleted their comment.
#421 - bitchslappa (04/09/2012) [-]
he considered himself agnostic and critisized atheists learn something before u say it next time
#482 - guitaraddict has deleted their comment.
User avatar #365 - samxdaxman (04/08/2012) [-]
bitch i celebrate easter for a magic rabbit to break into my house and leave eggs filled with candy behind.
#358 - mr skeltal (04/08/2012) [-]
Stop worshipping a zombie.
#355 - omwtfbbq (04/08/2012) [-]
I only celebrate easter for a chocolate bunny.
#477 - mr skeltal (04/09/2012) [-]
praise the lord chocolate bunny for he has been eaten for our sins. because he is delicious.
User avatar #354 - girguy (04/08/2012) [-]
L2 troll.
#621 - dont let atheists ruin Easter!!! charles darwin isnt real!! Je…  [+] (11 new replies) 04/08/2012 on Spiderbro -19
User avatar #699 - girlovertothemax (04/29/2012) [-]
WTF does that have to do with anything???
#635 - twinner (04/08/2012) [-]
#626 - fourswordsvio (04/08/2012) [-]
Are you fucking retarded? Charles Darwin was the father of the theory of evolution. It's a THEORY. You can't get more fact-based then that. Sorry, dude.
User avatar #642 - fourswordsvio (04/08/2012) [-]
Okay, I should rephrase that. Not only is it a theory, but it's also a proven fact that animals from the same species will evolve and adapt to their surroundings over time.

TL;DR, I am a dumbass.
User avatar #658 - supahsayin (04/08/2012) [-]
He's claiming that Charles darwin isn't real, not the theory of evolution.
User avatar #663 - fourswordsvio (04/09/2012) [-]
no, no, I understand that. I was just correcting myself about my last comment stating that the theory of evolution is just a theory, rather than an actual fact of nature commonly accepted in the scientific world.
User avatar #664 - supahsayin (04/09/2012) [-]
Ok then.
I guess I'll leave my comment here so others won't get angry at a person making a comment expressly for the purpose of causing hatred.
#634 - mr skeltal (04/08/2012) [-]
Ehhhhh It's a little bit more than just a theory bro. it's commonly accepted in the scientific community.
User avatar #628 - jesushasrisen (04/08/2012) [-]
I learned everything i need to know about evolution from the holocaust!!! JESUS HAS RISEN ON THIS DAY AND ON THIS DAY EVOLUTION WILL FALL
#639 - mr skeltal (04/08/2012) [-]
Bad troll!!!
#637 - xbazingax (04/08/2012) [-]
No one is trying to ruin fucking Easter.
My whole fucking family knows I'm atheist, but I don't see them standing up during dinner and throwing "holy" water on me.

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#6 - fourswordsvio (04/09/2012) [-]
Godfag...
Godfag...
#4 - hackapelite (04/09/2012) [-]
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User avatar #3 - xtremecream (04/09/2012) [-]
You fondled my ass hole with all those comments.....WHY!?!?
#2 - tomainstream ONLINE (04/09/2012) [-]
BAN HAMMER
#1 - aaadddmmmiiinnn (04/09/2012) [-]
what the 						****					 man?!?! get off of funnyjunk!!!
what the **** man?!?! get off of funnyjunk!!!
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