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jessmcmuffin

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Gender: female
Age: 22
Consoles Owned: gamecube, wii, xbox 360
Video Games Played: Mostly Zelda
X-box Gamertag: bubbathealpaca
Interests: Embalming
Date Signed Up:12/30/2010
Last Login:2/22/2015
Location:USA
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Comment Ranking:#22631
Highest Content Rank:#4937
Highest Comment Rank:#11745
Content Thumbs: 1672 total,  1997 ,  325
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Content Level Progress: 73% (73/100)
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Content Views:77756
Times Content Favorited:58 times
Total Comments Made:71
FJ Points:1822
Favorite Tags: The Game (2)

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#2170 - I grew attached to seeing the deceased. So attached that every…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/18/2015 on Be vain, post your best... 0
User avatar #2199 - farted (02/18/2015) [-]
Ha, they were like the equivilent of having pet stuffed animals. But, you know, à littoral différent.
User avatar #2210 - farted (02/18/2015) [-]
Little different. Damn French phone settings, they put them right next to the comma.
#2144 - I'm pretty sure I've never been an extra or an actress before  [+] (1 new reply) 02/18/2015 on Be vain, post your best... 0
User avatar #2165 - redlikeroses (02/18/2015) [-]
I mean, you never know.
#2115 - Yes I did. My computer logged me off when switching tabs to post 02/18/2015 on Be vain, post your best... 0
#2102 - I absolutely love it. I fell in love with it at 7 years old wh…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/18/2015 on Be vain, post your best... 0
User avatar #2130 - farted (02/18/2015) [-]
That's pretty cool actually. Most kids would have been terrified.
User avatar #2170 - jessmcmuffin (02/18/2015) [-]
I grew attached to seeing the deceased. So attached that every night before going upstairs to bed, I would dim the pink and blue lights enough so they wouldnt be scared of the dark
User avatar #2199 - farted (02/18/2015) [-]
Ha, they were like the equivilent of having pet stuffed animals. But, you know, à littoral différent.
User avatar #2210 - farted (02/18/2015) [-]
Little different. Damn French phone settings, they put them right next to the comma.
#2095 - Noo, I'm not.  [+] (3 new replies) 02/18/2015 on Be vain, post your best... 0
User avatar #2113 - redlikeroses (02/18/2015) [-]
You sure? you look just like her
User avatar #2144 - jessmcmuffin (02/18/2015) [-]
I'm pretty sure I've never been an extra or an actress before
User avatar #2165 - redlikeroses (02/18/2015) [-]
I mean, you never know.
#2070 - My uncle owns about 7 funeral homes and I've helped out throug…  [+] (6 new replies) 02/18/2015 on Be vain, post your best... 0
User avatar #2082 - farted (02/18/2015) [-]
Cool. Hope you like it, would kinda suck if you didn't.
User avatar #2102 - jessmcmuffin (02/18/2015) [-]
I absolutely love it. I fell in love with it at 7 years old when I lived in a funeral home
User avatar #2130 - farted (02/18/2015) [-]
That's pretty cool actually. Most kids would have been terrified.
User avatar #2170 - jessmcmuffin (02/18/2015) [-]
I grew attached to seeing the deceased. So attached that every night before going upstairs to bed, I would dim the pink and blue lights enough so they wouldnt be scared of the dark
User avatar #2199 - farted (02/18/2015) [-]
Ha, they were like the equivilent of having pet stuffed animals. But, you know, à littoral différent.
User avatar #2210 - farted (02/18/2015) [-]
Little different. Damn French phone settings, they put them right next to the comma.
#2036 - You go to school specifically for it 02/18/2015 on Be vain, post your best... 0
#2028 - I'm a girl xD  [+] (1 new reply) 02/18/2015 on Be vain, post your best... 0
#2034 - anonlive (02/18/2015) [-]
huh? ok
#2017 - Height: 5'3 Age: 20 My career choice: Mortician  [+] (21 new replies) 02/18/2015 on Be vain, post your best... +6
User avatar #3375 - bagononsense (02/19/2015) [-]
You are really adorable :I
User avatar #2117 - ninetynineballoons (02/18/2015) [-]
Holy shit, you look super familiar
User avatar #2040 - plataeiou (02/18/2015) [-]
Not a career choice you see often. How interesting! What lead you to it?
User avatar #2035 - redlikeroses (02/18/2015) [-]
Are you the waitress from It's Always Sunny?
User avatar #2095 - jessmcmuffin (02/18/2015) [-]
Noo, I'm not.
User avatar #2113 - redlikeroses (02/18/2015) [-]
You sure? you look just like her
User avatar #2144 - jessmcmuffin (02/18/2015) [-]
I'm pretty sure I've never been an extra or an actress before
User avatar #2165 - redlikeroses (02/18/2015) [-]
I mean, you never know.
User avatar #2024 - theshinypen (02/18/2015) [-]
i want to learn to be a mortician. Howd you get the job?
User avatar #2036 - jessmcmuffin (02/18/2015) [-]
You go to school specifically for it
User avatar #2022 - Elk (02/18/2015) [-]
Didn't you just post earlier?
User avatar #2115 - jessmcmuffin (02/18/2015) [-]
Yes I did. My computer logged me off when switching tabs to post
User avatar #2021 - Mr Unsmiley (02/18/2015) [-]
oh so you logged in this time
User avatar #2020 - farted (02/18/2015) [-]
How did you get a mortician job at age 20?
User avatar #2070 - jessmcmuffin (02/18/2015) [-]
My uncle owns about 7 funeral homes and I've helped out throughout the years and I'm currently taking classes to legally become a funeral director
User avatar #2082 - farted (02/18/2015) [-]
Cool. Hope you like it, would kinda suck if you didn't.
User avatar #2102 - jessmcmuffin (02/18/2015) [-]
I absolutely love it. I fell in love with it at 7 years old when I lived in a funeral home
User avatar #2130 - farted (02/18/2015) [-]
That's pretty cool actually. Most kids would have been terrified.
User avatar #2170 - jessmcmuffin (02/18/2015) [-]
I grew attached to seeing the deceased. So attached that every night before going upstairs to bed, I would dim the pink and blue lights enough so they wouldnt be scared of the dark
User avatar #2199 - farted (02/18/2015) [-]
Ha, they were like the equivilent of having pet stuffed animals. But, you know, à littoral différent.
User avatar #2210 - farted (02/18/2015) [-]
Little different. Damn French phone settings, they put them right next to the comma.
#2005 - Comment deleted 02/18/2015 on Be vain, post your best... 0
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