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Date Signed Up:8/15/2011
Last Login:8/20/2014
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#18 - Picture 09/23/2013 on Unrealistic Porn +5
#110 - me 3  [+] (2 new replies) 09/23/2013 on Name Colors 0
User avatar #117 - braveblue (09/23/2013) [-]
I'm probably still white.
#318 - hypernuke has deleted their comment.
#488376 - R/B/Y and Japanese Green, Sapphire and Emerald, platinum Black… 09/22/2013 on Pokemon 0
#7 - that was the first .gif i ever made. Thanks for using it  [+] (1 new reply) 09/22/2013 on Cute +2
User avatar #9 - jcdman (09/22/2013) [-]
No problem, I thought it was hilarious
#15 - Picture 09/21/2013 on jessieqwertyu's profile 0
#14 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 09/21/2013 on jessieqwertyu's profile 0
#16 - cardanbar (09/21/2013) [-]
#12 - Hey, want some more?  [+] (4 new replies) 09/20/2013 on jessieqwertyu's profile 0
User avatar #13 - cardanbar (09/21/2013) [-]
sure
#15 - jessieqwertyu (09/21/2013) [-]
#14 - jessieqwertyu (09/21/2013) [-]
#16 - cardanbar (09/21/2013) [-]
#73 - 2 Boys in my town just wanted a girls bike, Then ended up killing her. 09/14/2013 on 10 Crazy Kids who Kill +2
#233 - I cant even ******* play that while sober 09/14/2013 on Awesome game 0
#5 - I have never laughed more at anything on this site 09/13/2013 on So close 0
#10 - cardanbar I think I have a couple more, I can ta…  [+] (6 new replies) 09/13/2013 on jessieqwertyu's profile 0
User avatar #11 - cardanbar (09/13/2013) [-]
little bro would love these. thanks man.
User avatar #12 - jessieqwertyu (09/20/2013) [-]
Hey, want some more?
User avatar #13 - cardanbar (09/21/2013) [-]
sure
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#14 - jessieqwertyu (09/21/2013) [-]
#16 - cardanbar (09/21/2013) [-]
#485152 - Does anyone play the online trading card game? I have a few co…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/13/2013 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #485163 - cardanbar (09/13/2013) [-]
my little brother is pretty into it. he's 10. i'm sure he'd like them.
#485151 - Rabbits Altaria 09/13/2013 on Pokemon +1
#8 - Picture 09/10/2013 on bunny 0
#7 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 09/10/2013 on bunny 0
#8 - jessieqwertyu (09/10/2013) [-]
#6 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 09/10/2013 on bunny 0
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#5 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 09/10/2013 on bunny 0
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#24 - yeah it was 09/09/2013 on Bikini vax +2
#6 - New Jersey mentioned. All non-trashy "italians" swel…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/07/2013 on Thought it was clever +6
#9 - stagger (09/07/2013) [-]
I like that you put quotes around that.
I'm Italian, as in from Italy. Mfw people ask if I'm a Guido/Guidette when they learn I'm Italian.

#10 - Armageddon 09/05/2013 on Description -1
#106 - Google Jessica Watson and all you will find is the girl who sa… 08/20/2013 on The Taliband 0
#105 - No they got me back on in time. But i have never seen my mom so pissed 08/20/2013 on The Taliband 0
#28 - My mom and new step dad were flying for there honeymoon then d…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/20/2013 on The Taliband +1
User avatar #37 - theawesomeguy (08/20/2013) [-]
I wonder what your mom thought when they landed and didn't know where you were
User avatar #105 - jessieqwertyu (08/20/2013) [-]
No they got me back on in time. But i have never seen my mom so pissed
User avatar #29 - zafara (08/20/2013) [-]
Must have been traumatic for everyone involved.
#26 - Lucky you. First time I flew, my parents were going to veg…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/20/2013 on The Taliband 0
User avatar #47 - yorker (08/20/2013) [-]
Flying for me is the biggest pain in the ass. TSA takes themselves way too seriously and they have a sense of unwarranted self-importance and they love abusing their power.
User avatar #27 - zafara (08/20/2013) [-]
Could you clarify the first one? Are you saying your parents were flying first class but you weren't? But why did they take you off the plane the first time?

At least you aren't Kevin McCallister.
User avatar #28 - jessieqwertyu (08/20/2013) [-]
My mom and new step dad were flying for there honeymoon then decided to make it a family trip. They had a different last name than me and the woman thought I was lost. I dont remember it at all, I was like 5.
User avatar #37 - theawesomeguy (08/20/2013) [-]
I wonder what your mom thought when they landed and didn't know where you were
User avatar #105 - jessieqwertyu (08/20/2013) [-]
No they got me back on in time. But i have never seen my mom so pissed
User avatar #29 - zafara (08/20/2013) [-]
Must have been traumatic for everyone involved.
#23 - I got selected for a search last time I flew. My name is Jessi…  [+] (10 new replies) 08/20/2013 on The Taliband +10
User avatar #59 - KaotixStorm (08/20/2013) [-]
Now that I know your name I'm gonna smell you while you sleep
User avatar #106 - jessieqwertyu (08/20/2013) [-]
Google Jessica Watson and all you will find is the girl who sailed around the world. Definetely not me, all I do is sit on my ass all day
User avatar #25 - zafara (08/20/2013) [-]
I almost got searched/patted done once. My flight was leaving at 4 in the morning after being delayed at 8pm and cancelled at 11pm the night before. Apparently I looked far too tired to be any sort of threat so they just pretty much didn't bother and sent me on ahead. I didn't even realize I was about to be frisked until about an hour later.
User avatar #26 - jessieqwertyu (08/20/2013) [-]
Lucky you.
First time I flew, my parents were going to vegas. They bought tickets, and then decided to take me. I had to sit a row behind them. they flew first class. Some woman came and started talking to me and asked if my mom was here, and I said "No shes in there" and pointed forward. So they took me off the plane.

Flying to New Orleans at 14 I got lost and missed a flight and had to stay in the airport.

I actually enjoy flying still after all my incidences.
User avatar #47 - yorker (08/20/2013) [-]
Flying for me is the biggest pain in the ass. TSA takes themselves way too seriously and they have a sense of unwarranted self-importance and they love abusing their power.
User avatar #27 - zafara (08/20/2013) [-]
Could you clarify the first one? Are you saying your parents were flying first class but you weren't? But why did they take you off the plane the first time?

At least you aren't Kevin McCallister.
User avatar #28 - jessieqwertyu (08/20/2013) [-]
My mom and new step dad were flying for there honeymoon then decided to make it a family trip. They had a different last name than me and the woman thought I was lost. I dont remember it at all, I was like 5.
User avatar #37 - theawesomeguy (08/20/2013) [-]
I wonder what your mom thought when they landed and didn't know where you were
User avatar #105 - jessieqwertyu (08/20/2013) [-]
No they got me back on in time. But i have never seen my mom so pissed
User avatar #29 - zafara (08/20/2013) [-]
Must have been traumatic for everyone involved.
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#10 - jessieqwertyu (09/13/2013) [-]
cardanbar


I think I have a couple more, I can take a pic of them tomorrow if you would like. I sure dont use them
User avatar #11 to #10 - cardanbar (09/13/2013) [-]
little bro would love these. thanks man.
User avatar #12 to #11 - jessieqwertyu (09/20/2013) [-]
Hey, want some more?
User avatar #13 to #12 - cardanbar (09/21/2013) [-]
sure
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