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Date Signed Up:8/15/2011
Last Login:7/30/2014
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Comment Ranking:#2713
Highest Content Rank:#12861
Highest Comment Rank:#1396
Content Thumbs: 179 total,  221 ,  42
Comment Thumbs: 7235 total,  7853 ,  618
Content Level Progress: 90% (9/10)
Level 17 Content: New Here → Level 18 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 21% (21/100)
Level 269 Comments: Pure Win → Level 270 Comments: Ninja Pirate
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Total Comments Made:1547
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#30 - My childhood consisted of nightmare after nightmare of that ba… 12/10/2011 on Death of a meme +3
#7 - 16 and hairs going gray. Damn genetics 12/09/2011 on Feels old man +1
#6 - John Deere :)  [+] (1 new reply) 12/09/2011 on Christmas at my house 0
User avatar #8 - fkelly (12/09/2011) [-]
Fear the deere :D
#84 - We had kittens in our shed, they always slept in the boots 12/09/2011 on When you see it. 0
#463 - Theres crap going on everywhere, I think were going to be in a… 12/09/2011 on A hand to Russia anyone? +4
#411 - Black kids stealing white 12/09/2011 on The World: Then and Now 0
#131 - wouldnt it be the other way around?  [+] (2 new replies) 12/09/2011 on The World: Then and Now +2
User avatar #281 - MyNameIsntCrookers (12/09/2011) [-]
nigger theft grand?
User avatar #411 - jessieqwertyu (12/09/2011) [-]
Black kids stealing white
#46 - I have some friends that go there 12/09/2011 on Good Guy Voldemort +1
#86 - This will haunt my nightmares 12/09/2011 on Myth busted +1
#325 - Have i found another AVPM fan?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/09/2011 on HARRY POTTER COMP +5
#326 - jealousithinkso (12/09/2011) [-]
#313 - I could have sworn that said brownie... 12/09/2011 on Cleverbot Funnyjunk 0
#9 - Ate a grape, AND I JIZZED IN MY PANTS 12/08/2011 on Cleverbot Funnyjunk +5
#326 - **jessieqwertyu rolls 25** SexySara 12/08/2011 on Dog's logic 0
#42 - This anon needs to make an account, So i can have a homeschool backup 12/08/2011 on Brains for sale! +3
#180 - Rhymes with team 12/07/2011 on Good guy greg and scumbag... +3
#382 - Big Mexican Women? 12/07/2011 on Traveling like a Boss +1
#89 - Ok, fine, the Nether 12/07/2011 on Cancer (Read Description) +1
#70 - Not standing the ways guys do but-- Ill let you use imagination 12/07/2011 on What's your superpower? 0
#9 - but no one else can high five him back... 12/06/2011 on I bet You Didn't +6
#293 - For 5 mil you could get a flat on ground floor, or pay someone… 12/06/2011 on Would you rather? 0
#292 - Most Logical anon ever 12/06/2011 on Would you rather? 0
#19 - ...A lot of girls can too... Most just never try  [+] (2 new replies) 12/06/2011 on What's your superpower? 0
#25 - funnyjunkguest (12/06/2011) [-]
The pee would go all over their legs.
#70 - jessieqwertyu (12/07/2011) [-]
Not standing the ways guys do but-- Ill let you use imagination
#88 - **jessieqwertyu rolls 361** 12/06/2011 on LOL Comp 6 0
#10 - There is a special place in Hell for you  [+] (15 new replies) 12/04/2011 on Cancer (Read Description) +82
#40 - anonymous (12/04/2011) [-]
so cancer is not okay to make fun of? a disease only spread widely because of people living too long and chemicals in products we don't really need to survive ? but starving children in Africa dying because they lack the most basic things lo survive food and water ? wow FJ ethics are really just great. either everything's sacred or nothing is... deal with it
User avatar #88 - southerncross (12/06/2011) [-]
making fun of cancer is fine and all well and good but that was more a deliberate troll and directed at this persons reative activley wishing cancer upon them and worse than they already suffer that is the part that isnt funny so yeah funny junk ethics seemalright to me making fun of cancer= ok actively wishing it in some one = NOOOO
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#13 - dannefan (12/04/2011) [-]
hell doesn't even exist
#89 - jessieqwertyu (12/07/2011) [-]
Ok, fine, the Nether
#29 - trollmetoday (12/04/2011) [-]
User avatar #31 - insertcashhere (12/04/2011) [-]
More sense than a magic man in the sky creating a shitton of incest.
User avatar #32 - trollmetoday (12/04/2011) [-]
The basic point was that most atheists make religious people feel like they are stupid, and have no logic. However; their beliefs don't make that much sense either.
User avatar #34 - dannefan (12/04/2011) [-]
-and other bs
#33 - dannefan (12/04/2011) [-]
well... some(I'm guessing 40%) of the religious people are stupid.

a random fact: science goes hand in hand with Atheism. Religion goes hand in hand with war.
User avatar #35 - trollmetoday (12/04/2011) [-]
Really bro? 86% of the world is religious. I'm not even trying to defend religion, but I think it's pretty ignorant that people should be thought of a lesser just because they're religious.
#36 - dannefan (12/04/2011) [-]
No I don't see them as lesser beings at all, I just don't like some of them since they are ignorant and are to religious.

Another thing which makes me dislike religion is that religion has started wars and tells everyone how to live etc.
User avatar #42 - trollmetoday (12/04/2011) [-]
I can agree that there are religious people that can be very stupid. Kind of ironic talking about ignorance to someone who just called around 2 billion people stupid. I also agree that religious wars are extremely stupid, but modern civilization has moved on from that. Finally, I consider myself Catholic (granted there are some aspects I don't fully believe), but I don't let religion greatly impact my life at all. I just try to be a better person and respect what others believe. That's why I can't respect atheists that undermine religious people and vice versa. Someone else's beliefs shouldn't effect your life.
#55 - dannefan (12/04/2011) [-]
hah,well I never judge anyone before knowing if my accusations are right. In this case I know that there are loads of people that are stupid/have been made stupid thanks to the church/bible and I also know that 2 billions is far to many, we're talking about maybe 3-5 million people.

_ Someone else's beliefs shouldn't affect your life._
No they shouldn't but they are -.-
#21 - jittersfj (12/04/2011) [-]
#24 - homeschooled hedgehog 12/04/2011 on If you came here from front... +2
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#10 - jessieqwertyu (09/13/2013) [-]

I think I have a couple more, I can take a pic of them tomorrow if you would like. I sure dont use them
User avatar #11 to #10 - cardanbar (09/13/2013) [-]
little bro would love these. thanks man.
User avatar #12 to #11 - jessieqwertyu (09/20/2013) [-]
Hey, want some more?
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