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|Date Signed Up:||8/15/2011|
|Funnyjunk Career Stats|
|Highest Content Rank:||#499|
|Highest Comment Rank:||#1396|
|Content Thumbs:||4661 total, 4929 , 268|
|Comment Thumbs:||8143 total, 8801 , 658|
|Content Level Progress:|| 68% (68/100) |
Level 136 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 137 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
|Comment Level Progress:|| 34% (34/100) |
Level 276 Comments: Ninja Pirate → Level 277 Comments: Ninja Pirate
|Times Content Favorited:||167 times|
|Total Comments Made:||1703|
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|#6 - Bet shes the only one who ever used the wiimote strap [+] (4 new replies)||02/05/2015 on Do you ever feel lik- Fuck||+27|
|#803 - Picture||02/03/2015 on What are you doing today?||+2|
|#765 - Thanks! It will just have to be a day that the … [+] (1 new reply)||02/03/2015 on What are you doing today?||+2|
|#752 - Good ******* or bad ******* [+] (2 new replies)||02/03/2015 on What are you doing today?||+2|
|#749 - Good Luck man [+] (1 new reply)||02/03/2015 on What are you doing today?||+2|
|#742 - Yorkie with a Fu Manchu. Old people have the silliest requests [+] (3 new replies)||02/03/2015 on What are you doing today?||+1|
|#732 - Grooming Dogs! [+] (4 new replies)||02/03/2015 on What are you doing today?||+1|
|#1060 - Nationality: White Oops||01/27/2015 on PERSONALITY SURVEY||0|
|#1056 - Age: 19 Nationality: White Gender: Female Curren… [+] (2 new replies)||01/27/2015 on PERSONALITY SURVEY||0|
|#991 - **** yes||01/27/2015 on PERSONALITY SURVEY||0|
|#21 - Nah, Probably just a pair of Queens||01/26/2015 on Memory foam in action||+2|
|#24705 - Going to stop being a landwhale. Will post updates nightly. Mo… [+] (1 new reply)||01/24/2015 on Fitness - muscle and...||0|
#24708 - baglesbites (01/24/2015) [-]
Welcome to the board. Also, I don't know what you mean by progress, but don't weight yourself more than once a week. Your body weight fluctuates daily by a pretty significant amount depending on food from the previous day, hydration, if you've used the bathroom recently ect. Good luck with your goals, and don't be afraid to post more if you get stuck
|#172183 - Hey FJ, I need help attracting some male attention. … [+] (7 new replies)||01/24/2015 on Advice - love advice,...||+1|
#172576 - Absolute Madman (01/27/2015) [-]
First: don't call yourself a whale, shit gets really depressing and it probably hurts the others around you...
Second: Don't try to attract men, you will only find guys that only care about looks, be yourself. The #1 thing for that is hygiene I guess.
Third: And keep in mind, everyone is different, I like girls that would play video games with me or atleast ones that know anything about computers, but that doesn't mean you should start playing videogames and being a geek about the stuff. That's just me... When it comes to looks I just like a girl who takes care of herself.... painted nails, earrings and clothes do not matter as long as you take a shower and keep up with whatever it is girls clean. Look for a guy that you share interests with or that likes you for you, not likes you for the makeup face and overly hyped breasts...
What i'm trying to say, don't be fake
And seriously on the landwhale thing, if your like really overweight then so be it, fix the problem. But god try to think better upon yourself, I know what it's like to be self conscious about everything and all it causes is pain for you and everyone around you...
#172247 - delphine (01/24/2015) [-]
My writing professor once said that an essay should be like a woman's skirt... Long enough to cover the subject but short enough to stay interesting.
So, dressing sexy but still leaving a lot to the imagination. It seems to work for me. I'll usually either pick cleavage or leg, and keep the other covered. Like a low-cut top and pants, or a boat neck top with a short skirt.
#172207 - Absolute Madman (01/24/2015) [-]
#172202 - thatonesouthernkid (01/24/2015) [-]
not putting on too much makeup mostly, like overdoing the whole thing is really offputting to me. And this might just be me, but I really like it when a girl is dressed in something that looks comfy as fuck. not like sweats or anything, but those fucking croched ponchos or whatever they are. i dunno, it's probably some kind of mental thing like if they look like they're comfy i feel comfy too.
|#78 - My rules are, no reds no blacks. I am good at doing nails, so …||01/23/2015 on FUck off||+3|
|#21 - Shia is representing Sia, While the little girl is supposed to…||01/20/2015 on Sleeping in class||-1|
|#7 - No, Andrea.||01/07/2015 on Walking puns||0|
|#23313 - Like a basic "Hey I decided to get fit, what do" Lik…||01/04/2015 on Fitness - muscle and...||+1|
|#40 - Im going to join you. Lost 15 in the past 2 months, would like… [+] (1 new reply)||01/02/2015 on /fit?/ Jan 1st Resolution||0|
|#87 - Hey im breeding for IVs now and have got like 5 boxes, im boun… [+] (1 new reply)||12/28/2014 on Witty yet cute title||0|
|#9 - Dog breeds can be so tricky. There is a ton!||12/26/2014 on scrubs mc today||0|
|#7 - The white one is a bull terrier [+] (2 new replies)||12/25/2014 on scrubs mc today||0|
|#11 - merry christmas smarty pantss [+] (1 new reply)||12/25/2014 on The nerd awards||0|
|#628082 - Still looking? I can breed you some||12/22/2014 on Pokemon||0|
|#23 - AKC? Im srs||12/18/2014 on puppy model shoot||0|
|#21 - Nice, are you going to breed regularly? I might be interested ha [+] (2 new replies)||12/18/2014 on puppy model shoot||0|