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#7 - Im extremely excited to meet another groomer on here! Awesome!…  [+] (10 replies) 02/14/2016 on Floof +5
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#9 - crypticmerle (02/14/2016) [-]
Professionally, almost four years. How about you?
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#60 - jessieqwertyu (02/15/2016) [-]
2 years. Curious, how did you get into it?
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#61 - crypticmerle (02/15/2016) [-]
Well I've shown dogs for ten years so I was already used to grooming them, I just wasn't in a breed that really required scissoring or clipping. I started working at my current job about four and a half years ago at a pet supply store (local owned, not big box) which also has a grooming shop. When their groomer at the time quit and they got a new groomer they asked if I wanted to help her out part of the time (I mostly bathed and brushed dogs, maybe rough cut them and trimmed nails sorta thing - she was shitty at teaching me much else, more interested in getting her own dogs done). Then she got fired not too long after that. The next gal they hired let me start actually finishing my own dogs and taught me what I know through hands on. Around that same time I acquired a german pinscher show client and a beagle on which requires shaving down the throat and blending into the neck so I got more comfortable using clippers and thinning shears. Clean lines and all that. In the past year I have two australian terriers so I've learned a lot about hand stripping now.
Most of it's just overall experience. I really enjoy doing it and I love making my clients happy.
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#62 - jessieqwertyu (02/15/2016) [-]
Awesome, what breed did you show?
I started off in the local 4h doing obedience, then got big into classes with my mentor, who showed and handled standards. She still breeds, but puppies go to a friend 5 hours away. Now working a grooming and boarding place, small business, but they have 3 locations now, and its so busy its great, and I get a bather!
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#64 - crypticmerle (02/15/2016) [-]
I still show corgis and now the australian terriers and beagle aside from client dogs which can be any number of things.
We finally hired another bather last year which has been great because it was getting to be way too stressful for me to bathe all the dogs for the other gal and myself and still have time to work on finishing my own dogs and get them all out the door without making their owners wait forever for them. I wish we were a little busier this time of year but we've had a number of clients in the past year either move across the country or else some of the senior dogs we've groomed have passed away and their owners haven't gotten another dog yet. I know it will pick up in the summer though, just this time of year in our part of the country people worry about them getting cold so they don't want to bathe or shave them very often.
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#66 - jessieqwertyu (02/17/2016) [-]
Cardigans or Pembroke? Same issue here now with the cold, and not coming in often. Im in NJ whereabouts are you, dont have to share if you dont want to!
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#67 - crypticmerle (02/17/2016) [-]
I'll just say Upper midwest lol
#15 - yugiohkris (02/14/2016) [-]
#47 - crypticmerle (02/14/2016) [-]
am i doing it right guise?
also, i'm pretty sure we're both chicks so (not that I'm not into that but) hopefully this isn't awk cause i'm just trying to make friends
#36 - rayeightk (02/14/2016) [-]
#4 - "And thats the mountain the Gods live on" "…  [+] (4 replies) 02/06/2016 on ice cream +38
#34 - faelysse (02/06/2016) [-]
"Zeus may be in the mood" has two really different meanings, considering Zeus and his flings.
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#16 - infinitereaper (02/06/2016) [-]
today people believe in god and there isn't even a real life mountain,
you look back at these people and think they were dumb,
but 1000 years from now people are going to say the same thing about us
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#6 - pirateseatcarrots (02/06/2016) [-]
Always bothered me that the Greek gods lived on a very climmable mountain and no one. Bothered checking. But considering the gods shenanigans I don't blame them
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#15 - axeul (02/06/2016) [-]
Pretty sure the whole Olympus for the Gods was different from the climbable Olympus in addition to the angering the Gods thing. Also people literally wouldn't be able to see the Greek gods if they wanted to. If a God were to reveal their true form to a mortal, they would instantly be wiped from the face of the Earth
#32 - Maybe one day a girl will swallow your dangle juice  [+] (1 reply) 01/07/2016 on What did she say? 0
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#33 - sisterblister (01/07/2016) [-]
go on about the day my friend
#18 - Gave first blowjob. He tells me hes cumming. I swallow like a …  [+] (7 replies) 01/06/2016 on What did she say? +15
#28 - truesmokewolf has deleted their comment.
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#22 - hankhillofthe (01/06/2016) [-]
spit it in his mouth
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#31 - bendingtimeisgood (01/06/2016) [-]
This guy's got the right idea.
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#19 - sisterblister (01/06/2016) [-]
stop being a homosexual
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#32 - jessieqwertyu (01/07/2016) [-]
Maybe one day a girl will swallow your dangle juice
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#33 - sisterblister (01/07/2016) [-]
go on about the day my friend
#23 - jzpotter (01/06/2016) [-]
#26 - agreed 11/17/2015 on roaster coaster 0
#45 - Girls dont even know whats going on. The number is the band s…  [+] (1 reply) 11/17/2015 on Stuff has happened 0
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#49 - italianfrosttroll (11/17/2015) [-]
I bet they do, a right size bra does crazy things. I'm a sucker for endowed women myself unlike those others.