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jessieqwertyu

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Gender: female
Date Signed Up:8/15/2011
Last Login:5/28/2015
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#496
Comment Ranking:#11280
Highest Content Rank:#499
Highest Comment Rank:#1396
Content Thumbs: 4661 total,  4929 ,  268
Comment Thumbs: 8143 total,  8801 ,  658
Content Level Progress: 68% (68/100)
Level 136 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 137 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 34% (34/100)
Level 276 Comments: Ninja Pirate → Level 277 Comments: Ninja Pirate
Subscribers:1
Content Views:237513
Times Content Favorited:167 times
Total Comments Made:1703
FJ Points:11361

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#6 - Bet shes the only one who ever used the wiimote strap  [+] (4 new replies) 02/05/2015 on Do you ever feel lik- Fuck +27
User avatar #29 - bitchitroll (02/05/2015) [-]
my 27 year old cousin isnt allowed to play wii unless the strap is in place.
his wife made that rule after he threw the wii mote at her while trying to back hand a tennis ball on wii sports
User avatar #27 - goobyman (02/05/2015) [-]
I actually used it.
because i've seen this
Granted, i'm not retarded, but i'd rather have it on when boxing or similar, just in case.
Man Breaks His TV with the Wiimote
#9 - medxforme (02/05/2015) [-]
User avatar #23 - ljubav (02/05/2015) [-]
thisisnotthetimetousethat.jpg
#803 - Picture 02/03/2015 on What are you doing today? +2
#765 - Thanks! It will just have to be a day that the …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/03/2015 on What are you doing today? +2
User avatar #788 - tikitaco (02/03/2015) [-]
oy vey
#752 - Good ******* or bad *******  [+] (2 new replies) 02/03/2015 on What are you doing today? +2
User avatar #793 - scorpidea (02/03/2015) [-]
yes
User avatar #803 - jessieqwertyu (02/03/2015) [-]
#749 - Good Luck man  [+] (1 new reply) 02/03/2015 on What are you doing today? +2
User avatar #753 - kranske (02/03/2015) [-]
thankyou
#742 - Yorkie with a Fu Manchu. Old people have the silliest requests  [+] (3 new replies) 02/03/2015 on What are you doing today? +1
User avatar #750 - tikitaco (02/03/2015) [-]
That's freaking awesome, can you give my boston terrier the hitler stache
User avatar #765 - jessieqwertyu (02/03/2015) [-]
Thanks!

It will just have to be a day that the jewish groomer is off
User avatar #788 - tikitaco (02/03/2015) [-]
oy vey
#732 - Grooming Dogs!  [+] (4 new replies) 02/03/2015 on What are you doing today? +1
#742 - jessieqwertyu (02/03/2015) [-]
Yorkie with a Fu Manchu. Old people have the silliest requests
User avatar #750 - tikitaco (02/03/2015) [-]
That's freaking awesome, can you give my boston terrier the hitler stache
User avatar #765 - jessieqwertyu (02/03/2015) [-]
Thanks!

It will just have to be a day that the jewish groomer is off
User avatar #788 - tikitaco (02/03/2015) [-]
oy vey
#1060 - Nationality: White Oops 01/27/2015 on PERSONALITY SURVEY 0
#1056 - Age: 19 Nationality: White Gender: Female Curren…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/27/2015 on PERSONALITY SURVEY 0
#1070 - thunderquill (01/27/2015) [-]
AND I LOVE YOU, NOT SO RANDOM CITIZEN!
>5' 7" 180 lbs
>fat
>lol
User avatar #1060 - jessieqwertyu (01/27/2015) [-]
Nationality: White

Oops
#991 - **** yes 01/27/2015 on PERSONALITY SURVEY 0
#21 - Nah, Probably just a pair of Queens 01/26/2015 on Memory foam in action +2
#24705 - Going to stop being a landwhale. Will post updates nightly. Mo…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/24/2015 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
#24708 - baglesbites (01/24/2015) [-]
Welcome to the board. Also, I don't know what you mean by progress, but don't weight yourself more than once a week. Your body weight fluctuates daily by a pretty significant amount depending on food from the previous day, hydration, if you've used the bathroom recently ect. Good luck with your goals, and don't be afraid to post more if you get stuck
#172183 - Hey FJ, I need help attracting some male attention. …  [+] (7 new replies) 01/24/2015 on Advice - love advice,... +1
#172576 - Absolute Madman (01/27/2015) [-]
First: don't call yourself a whale, shit gets really depressing and it probably hurts the others around you...
Second: Don't try to attract men, you will only find guys that only care about looks, be yourself. The #1 thing for that is hygiene I guess.
Third: And keep in mind, everyone is different, I like girls that would play video games with me or atleast ones that know anything about computers, but that doesn't mean you should start playing videogames and being a geek about the stuff. That's just me... When it comes to looks I just like a girl who takes care of herself.... painted nails, earrings and clothes do not matter as long as you take a shower and keep up with whatever it is girls clean. Look for a guy that you share interests with or that likes you for you, not likes you for the makeup face and overly hyped breasts...

What i'm trying to say, don't be fake
And seriously on the landwhale thing, if your like really overweight then so be it, fix the problem. But god try to think better upon yourself, I know what it's like to be self conscious about everything and all it causes is pain for you and everyone around you...
User avatar #172266 - advicedude (01/24/2015) [-]
Just be friendly and have a sense of presense. Don't be arrogant. idk for me I hate red lipstick, it's gross.
User avatar #172247 - delphine (01/24/2015) [-]
My writing professor once said that an essay should be like a woman's skirt... Long enough to cover the subject but short enough to stay interesting.

So, dressing sexy but still leaving a lot to the imagination. It seems to work for me. I'll usually either pick cleavage or leg, and keep the other covered. Like a low-cut top and pants, or a boat neck top with a short skirt.
User avatar #172216 - tikitaco (01/24/2015) [-]
Confidence. Just be confident in yourself, find what you like to wear, and wear it. I'm sure you'll find someone who likes you for who you are. Good luck!
#172207 - Absolute Madman (01/24/2015) [-]
confidence
physical fitness
User avatar #172202 - thatonesouthernkid (01/24/2015) [-]
not putting on too much makeup mostly, like overdoing the whole thing is really offputting to me. And this might just be me, but I really like it when a girl is dressed in something that looks comfy as fuck. not like sweats or anything, but those fucking croched ponchos or whatever they are. i dunno, it's probably some kind of mental thing like if they look like they're comfy i feel comfy too.
User avatar #172186 - rereviven (01/24/2015) [-]
Smiling and being cheery i guess. Not being in a stupid "girl groups" everywhere and not constantly checking phones is attractive i guess. Oh and the girl's HEHEHEHEHEHEHE laugh is annoying and not cute
#78 - My rules are, no reds no blacks. I am good at doing nails, so … 01/23/2015 on FUck off +3
#21 - Shia is representing Sia, While the little girl is supposed to… 01/20/2015 on Sleeping in class -1
#7 - No, Andrea. 01/07/2015 on Walking puns 0
#23313 - Like a basic "Hey I decided to get fit, what do" Lik… 01/04/2015 on Fitness - muscle and... +1
#40 - Im going to join you. Lost 15 in the past 2 months, would like…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/02/2015 on /fit?/ Jan 1st Resolution 0
User avatar #50 - ooi (01/02/2015) [-]
Alright, I'll hold you to it.
#87 - Hey im breeding for IVs now and have got like 5 boxes, im boun…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/28/2014 on Witty yet cute title 0
User avatar #88 - huszti (12/28/2014) [-]
i could never say no to that
#9 - Dog breeds can be so tricky. There is a ton! 12/26/2014 on scrubs mc today 0
#7 - The white one is a bull terrier  [+] (2 new replies) 12/25/2014 on scrubs mc today 0
User avatar #8 - heartlessrobot (12/26/2014) [-]
Well shit.
User avatar #9 - jessieqwertyu (12/26/2014) [-]
Dog breeds can be so tricky. There is a ton!
#11 - merry christmas smarty pantss  [+] (1 new reply) 12/25/2014 on The nerd awards 0
#12 - phoenixforger (12/25/2014) [-]
Thank you. To you as well.
#628082 - Still looking? I can breed you some 12/22/2014 on Pokemon 0
#23 - AKC? Im srs 12/18/2014 on puppy model shoot 0
#21 - Nice, are you going to breed regularly? I might be interested ha  [+] (2 new replies) 12/18/2014 on puppy model shoot 0
User avatar #22 - reandeau (12/18/2014) [-]
we have a litter every other year
User avatar #23 - jessieqwertyu (12/18/2014) [-]
AKC?

Im srs

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User avatar #27 - jessieqwertyu ONLINE (05/26/2015) [-]
Wompa
User avatar #18 - posttwo (05/21/2015) [-]
:o
User avatar #19 to #18 - jessieqwertyu ONLINE (05/22/2015) [-]
:s
User avatar #20 to #19 - posttwo (05/22/2015) [-]
**** YOU POSTINGLOUDLY
User avatar #21 to #20 - jessieqwertyu ONLINE (05/22/2015) [-]
I feel as though I missed something
User avatar #24 to #21 - posttwo (05/25/2015) [-]
sorry
he made me angry
Oops
User avatar #25 to #24 - jessieqwertyu ONLINE (05/25/2015) [-]
Every relationship has its problems
User avatar #26 to #25 - posttwo (05/25/2015) [-]
is it bad that instead of romantic relationships
I was thinking about
many to many relationships in eloquent throwing exceptions for no reason
User avatar #22 to #21 - postingloudly (05/22/2015) [-]
DEFEND ME
User avatar #23 to #22 - jessieqwertyu ONLINE (05/22/2015) [-]
OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE
User avatar #17 - murrlogic (01/24/2015) [-]
boop
#10 - jessieqwertyu ONLINE (09/13/2013) [-]
cardanbar


I think I have a couple more, I can take a pic of them tomorrow if you would like. I sure dont use them
User avatar #11 to #10 - cardanbar (09/13/2013) [-]
little bro would love these. thanks man.
User avatar #12 to #11 - jessieqwertyu ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
Hey, want some more?
User avatar #13 to #12 - cardanbar (09/21/2013) [-]
sure
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