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#48588 - Because he cant control that anymore 02/01/2013 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#48498 - The begining makes me feel like the inside of my skull is bein… 01/31/2013 on Music - new music, hip hop... +1
#48495 - Jesus station- my name for any station with someone yelling &q…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/31/2013 on Music - new music, hip hop... +1
User avatar #48497 - themagicwizard (01/31/2013) [-]
lolololol

here, have this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXEPPpLMONk
praise the lord
User avatar #48498 - jessieqwertyu (01/31/2013) [-]
The begining makes me feel like the inside of my skull is being tapped on. Weird but cool
User avatar #48496 - ljxjlos (01/31/2013) [-]
Goat, I love that we don´t have this kind of Stuff in Germany, would make me furious
#48492 - My step dad just didnt like music. He told me what I could and…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/31/2013 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
User avatar #48494 - ljxjlos (01/31/2013) [-]
Oh Holy Shit, I think that would have killed me. I just don´t get why People think they can take away amazing Things like music from their Children, I hate that kind of People...Listen to Darkthrone if you want to piss him off:D...no, but seriously, those Bands above are all awesome and whataloser beyond me already posted some of the Punk-Stuff, I´d given you to listen. Enjoy these for the first time being...

What the hell is "Jesus-Station"?:D
User avatar #48495 - jessieqwertyu (01/31/2013) [-]
Jesus station- my name for any station with someone yelling "HE DIED FOR YOU" and asking me to send them money
User avatar #48497 - themagicwizard (01/31/2013) [-]
lolololol

here, have this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXEPPpLMONk
praise the lord
User avatar #48498 - jessieqwertyu (01/31/2013) [-]
The begining makes me feel like the inside of my skull is being tapped on. Weird but cool
User avatar #48496 - ljxjlos (01/31/2013) [-]
Goat, I love that we don´t have this kind of Stuff in Germany, would make me furious
#48468 - Any suggestions for a girl who wasnt allowed to listen to anyt…  [+] (32 new replies) 01/31/2013 on Music - new music, hip hop... +3
User avatar #48580 - mrhumperdoodle (02/01/2013) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9EhPunI6xg
Ok, I'll stop spamming you with music that I like now :P
User avatar #48577 - mrhumperdoodle (02/01/2013) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=imf25Squ8ro
Just some more stuff for you to listen to :)
How come you're allowed to listen to music now?
User avatar #48588 - jessieqwertyu (02/01/2013) [-]
Because he cant control that anymore
User avatar #48572 - mrhumperdoodle (02/01/2013) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rCZR1QpbRg
These guys were extremely influential, they probably even changed music history, so check out some of their stuff
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User avatar #48567 - neededllama (02/01/2013) [-]
Well, if you seriously have grown up without music, it should be a slow ascension, starting with the greats/best-knowns, otherwise you may be overwhelmed and die from an unsafe harmonic intake increase.
For rock, it'd probably be the Beatles, Led Zepplin, Pink Floyd, Rainbow, Styx, Jimi Hendrix, Queen.
For pop, it'd be Michael Jackson, Madonna, and Tears for Fears.
For punk, it'd be Minute Men, Misfits, Ramones, and the Sex Pistols.
For indie, it'd be Modest Mouse, Two Door Cinema Club, and Arctic Monkeys.
For EDM, it'd be Skrillex (he made it mainstream, and his stuff is decent), Feed Me, Zomboy, and Knife Party.
For metal, it'd be Metallica, Iron Maiden, and Alice in Chains.
For grunge (including post/new grunge), it'd be Nirvana, Pissed Jeans, Pixies, Foo Fighters, Toadies, and Soundgarden.
For ska, it'd be Reel Big Fish and Streetlight Manifesto.

If you'd like me to elaborate, or provide a link to their best (IMO) songs, I'd be happy to help.
User avatar #48551 - samxdaxman (01/31/2013) [-]
how the hell did you survive listening to just country and jesus music.......
anyway, i normally listen to rap, but it depends what you want. lyricism? message? beat?
User avatar #48523 - krizz (01/31/2013) [-]
wut... A life without music?
WHAT ARE YOU? :O

www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8ekz_CSBVg
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#48514 - anonymous (01/31/2013) [-]
fag
#48515 - peryite has deleted their comment.
User avatar #48490 - ljxjlos (01/31/2013) [-]
a) Why weren´t you allowed to listen to other Stuff? And why did you listen to those who told you?oO
b) Well, I coul give you tons of Underground-Stuff, Punk, Metal, etc, but I think you should clear of the most important Bands first if you really haven´t listened to them before...Stuff like Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, Deep Purple, The Who, U2, The Clash, The Eagles, Credence Clearwater Revival, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Jefferson Airplane, Queen,Aerosmith, The Rolling Stones, Hendrix, etc. If you really haven´t heard those before and want to, tell me and I´ll give you some Songs to listen to:D
User avatar #48492 - jessieqwertyu (01/31/2013) [-]
My step dad just didnt like music. He told me what I could and Could not listen to. One time I had the radio in my truck set to something other than country or the Jesus station, and he was pissed. It was easier to just not listen to music.

Feel free to post some of the more underground stuff, Im listening to everything that every is putting down, and then some. Thanks!
User avatar #48494 - ljxjlos (01/31/2013) [-]
Oh Holy Shit, I think that would have killed me. I just don´t get why People think they can take away amazing Things like music from their Children, I hate that kind of People...Listen to Darkthrone if you want to piss him off:D...no, but seriously, those Bands above are all awesome and whataloser beyond me already posted some of the Punk-Stuff, I´d given you to listen. Enjoy these for the first time being...

What the hell is "Jesus-Station"?:D
User avatar #48495 - jessieqwertyu (01/31/2013) [-]
Jesus station- my name for any station with someone yelling "HE DIED FOR YOU" and asking me to send them money
User avatar #48497 - themagicwizard (01/31/2013) [-]
lolololol

here, have this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXEPPpLMONk
praise the lord
User avatar #48498 - jessieqwertyu (01/31/2013) [-]
The begining makes me feel like the inside of my skull is being tapped on. Weird but cool
User avatar #48496 - ljxjlos (01/31/2013) [-]
Goat, I love that we don´t have this kind of Stuff in Germany, would make me furious
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#48477 - whataloser has deleted their comment.
User avatar #48524 - krizz (01/31/2013) [-]
you shouldn't really show such underdog weird music to someone new

noob
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#48562 - anonymous (02/01/2013) [-]
>Any of this
>Weird

lellllllllllllll
#48534 - whataloser has deleted their comment.
User avatar #48544 - shoryuken (01/31/2013) [-]
did he say that in an episode? if so that's hilarious!
#48473 - stizz has deleted their comment.
#48472 - hempstockk (01/31/2013) [-]
alice in chains, to be specific any song from there album dirt. he is the most tallented singer i have ever heard in my life, but he died from heroin 3 or 4 years ago. trust me, if you like talent, youl like them,
#48471 - anonymous (01/31/2013) [-]
Gnarkill
#48470 - anonymous (01/31/2013) [-]
tenacious d
#13 - In my part, the horse girls are all the stuck up pretty bitches. 01/30/2013 on pretty accurate +2
#2 - Too bad i cant ever have kids 01/25/2013 on If you didn't shed a tear,... 0
#17 - Its bad girl vs the goody-two-shoes... not that one is better … 01/25/2013 on Bad vs good comp 0
#72 - Neither. Thats the issue 01/25/2013 on Awkward by ~KYMSnowman +4
#6 - One time, when Ii was like 6 I had some of my rabbits at the c…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/25/2013 on Poor plants +13
#8 - anonymous (01/25/2013) [-]
That story gave me a feel.
#35 - Apparently we aren't supposed to talk about the brick incident…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/25/2013 on pepperidge farm +5
#43 - thecurlysage (01/25/2013) [-]
you're also not supposed to talk about fight club
#48 - brothergrimm (01/25/2013) [-]
#45 - grimmapple (01/25/2013) [-]
Dude shush, you just... I mean... just e quiet, shit man.
#23 - I do 01/24/2013 on SCIENCE! 0
#37 - Comment deleted 01/23/2013 on 4chan classics 0
#55 - Ok then storytime. Like this guy since I was 12, my first … 01/21/2013 on rl feels +2
#4 - isnt that pretty much this? 01/21/2013 on I'll take 10,000 +1
#5 - inb4 well i love fucking goats 01/21/2013 on deal with it, broh 0
#4 - I fucking love goats.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/21/2013 on deal with it, broh 0
#5 - jessieqwertyu (01/21/2013) [-]
inb4 well i love fucking goats
#11 - Mr Sheffield from The Nanny... 01/21/2013 on Title +3
#10 - All i can think is at least someone Snape banged someone befor… 01/21/2013 on please allow abortion +17
#14 - I know he didn't just stand up and pose. You look at it though… 01/20/2013 on general master chief 0
#61 - New military tires. not solid, but dont need air 01/20/2013 on He's at it again! +4
#10 - I live work near where he crossed. I shit you not, its only li…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/19/2013 on general master chief 0
#13 - anonymous (01/20/2013) [-]
You realize that at the time of the crossing, there was a pretty thick layer of ice at each shore right? Not the easiest to get boats into or out of that.

There's also the matter of what the moment represented as opposed to what the actual reality was, Washington himself was more likely joining the rest of the men in paddling across than standing there looking heroic.
User avatar #14 - jessieqwertyu (01/20/2013) [-]
I know he didn't just stand up and pose. You look at it though, and honestly I could toss a baseball to the other side, and I suck at baseball.
#11 - and Im worrying about mking lydias armor... Im being … 01/19/2013 on Daedric Armor comp +1
#16 - Got Half my toe ripped off, hobbled inside and stubbed the sam… 01/18/2013 on ARRGGHRLBH 0
#73 - Mount wand in staff. Watch the people declare you Wizard God 01/18/2013 on choose 0
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#10 - jessieqwertyu (09/13/2013) [-]
cardanbar


I think I have a couple more, I can take a pic of them tomorrow if you would like. I sure dont use them
User avatar #11 to #10 - cardanbar (09/13/2013) [-]
little bro would love these. thanks man.
User avatar #12 to #11 - jessieqwertyu (09/20/2013) [-]
Hey, want some more?
User avatar #13 to #12 - cardanbar (09/21/2013) [-]
sure
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