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jessieqwertyu

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Gender: female
Date Signed Up:8/15/2011
Last Login:3/07/2015
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Content Ranking:#12401
Comment Ranking:#12873
Highest Content Rank:#12377
Highest Comment Rank:#1396
Content Thumbs: 179 total,  223 ,  44
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Content Level Progress: 80% (8/10)
Level 17 Content: New Here → Level 18 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 78% (78/100)
Level 275 Comments: Ninja Pirate → Level 276 Comments: Ninja Pirate
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Content Views:15649
Times Content Favorited:28 times
Total Comments Made:1638
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#81 - Damn, I always hear people hate it in there, Im kinda glad our…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/12/2015 on Pet Smart 0
User avatar #90 - sisterblister (02/12/2015) [-]
i love playing with the puppys management is just terrible jobs fine but pays bad hours are bad and it suckes other then all the dogs
User avatar #104 - jessieqwertyu (02/12/2015) [-]
Damn that sucks. I did academy in a different store and there management was bad, so everyone is miserable. Our stores managers are awesome. We are the party store in the district.
#79 - What was your title? Groomers got it pretty good!  [+] (4 new replies) 02/12/2015 on Pet Smart 0
User avatar #80 - sisterblister (02/12/2015) [-]
pet hotel
User avatar #81 - jessieqwertyu (02/12/2015) [-]
Damn, I always hear people hate it in there, Im kinda glad our store doesnt have one
User avatar #90 - sisterblister (02/12/2015) [-]
i love playing with the puppys management is just terrible jobs fine but pays bad hours are bad and it suckes other then all the dogs
User avatar #104 - jessieqwertyu (02/12/2015) [-]
Damn that sucks. I did academy in a different store and there management was bad, so everyone is miserable. Our stores managers are awesome. We are the party store in the district.
#77 - It used to be PetsMart, with the little bounce logo separating… 02/12/2015 on Pet Smart +1
#90 - I miss my tanks. Do you ever sell plants?  [+] (3 new replies) 02/12/2015 on what's your hobby/ odd... +1
#140 - mebbid (02/12/2015) [-]
Yes, I do on occasion.
User avatar #148 - jessieqwertyu (02/12/2015) [-]
Use C02 or more of a low tech set up generally?
#149 - mebbid (02/12/2015) [-]
That was grown with 20mL of excel daily and EI dosed fertilizers
#22 - Yes, this show is a ******* 02/11/2015 on Momp 0
#10 - 10/10 Will ask Manager If I can hang it up in store 02/11/2015 on Pet Smart 0
#21 - Fun Fact. This man is now crippled and his wife is trying to t… 02/11/2015 on 10/10 0
#1396 - Im on soem pain killers and thought you said your computer was… 02/11/2015 on Mods will post something... 0
#3659 - I guess monmouth down  [+] (1 new reply) 02/08/2015 on Hook up with an FJer 0
User avatar #3692 - nurucio (02/08/2015) [-]
I'm in Ocean county
#3440 - Anyone from southern NJ on here?  [+] (3 new replies) 02/08/2015 on Hook up with an FJer 0
User avatar #3550 - nurucio (02/08/2015) [-]
What do you consider southern?
User avatar #3659 - jessieqwertyu (02/08/2015) [-]
I guess monmouth down
User avatar #3692 - nurucio (02/08/2015) [-]
I'm in Ocean county
#12 - Hard to tell, but could very well be a black GSD 02/07/2015 on Drunk vs Sober 0
#6 - Bet shes the only one who ever used the wiimote strap  [+] (4 new replies) 02/05/2015 on Do you ever feel lik- Fuck +27
User avatar #29 - bitchitroll (02/05/2015) [-]
my 27 year old cousin isnt allowed to play wii unless the strap is in place.
his wife made that rule after he threw the wii mote at her while trying to back hand a tennis ball on wii sports
User avatar #27 - goobyman (02/05/2015) [-]
I actually used it.
because i've seen this
Granted, i'm not retarded, but i'd rather have it on when boxing or similar, just in case.
Man Breaks His TV with the Wiimote
#9 - medxforme (02/05/2015) [-]
User avatar #23 - ljubav (02/05/2015) [-]
thisisnotthetimetousethat.jpg
#803 - Picture 02/03/2015 on What are you doing today? +2
#765 - Thanks! It will just have to be a day that the …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/03/2015 on What are you doing today? +2
User avatar #788 - tikitaco (02/03/2015) [-]
oy vey
#752 - Good ******* or bad *******  [+] (2 new replies) 02/03/2015 on What are you doing today? +2
User avatar #793 - scorpidea (02/03/2015) [-]
yes
User avatar #803 - jessieqwertyu (02/03/2015) [-]
#749 - Good Luck man  [+] (1 new reply) 02/03/2015 on What are you doing today? +2
User avatar #753 - kranske (02/03/2015) [-]
thankyou
#742 - Yorkie with a Fu Manchu. Old people have the silliest requests  [+] (3 new replies) 02/03/2015 on What are you doing today? +1
User avatar #750 - tikitaco (02/03/2015) [-]
That's freaking awesome, can you give my boston terrier the hitler stache
User avatar #765 - jessieqwertyu (02/03/2015) [-]
Thanks!

It will just have to be a day that the jewish groomer is off
User avatar #788 - tikitaco (02/03/2015) [-]
oy vey
#732 - Grooming Dogs!  [+] (4 new replies) 02/03/2015 on What are you doing today? +1
#742 - jessieqwertyu (02/03/2015) [-]
Yorkie with a Fu Manchu. Old people have the silliest requests
User avatar #750 - tikitaco (02/03/2015) [-]
That's freaking awesome, can you give my boston terrier the hitler stache
User avatar #765 - jessieqwertyu (02/03/2015) [-]
Thanks!

It will just have to be a day that the jewish groomer is off
User avatar #788 - tikitaco (02/03/2015) [-]
oy vey
#1060 - Nationality: White Oops 01/27/2015 on PERSONALITY SURVEY 0
#1056 - Age: 19 Nationality: White Gender: Female Curren…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/27/2015 on PERSONALITY SURVEY 0
#1070 - thunderquill (01/27/2015) [-]
AND I LOVE YOU, NOT SO RANDOM CITIZEN!
>5' 7" 180 lbs
>fat
>lol
User avatar #1060 - jessieqwertyu (01/27/2015) [-]
Nationality: White

Oops
#991 - **** yes 01/27/2015 on PERSONALITY SURVEY 0
#21 - Nah, Probably just a pair of Queens 01/26/2015 on Memory foam in action +2
#24705 - Going to stop being a landwhale. Will post updates nightly. Mo…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/24/2015 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
#24708 - baglesbites (01/24/2015) [-]
Welcome to the board. Also, I don't know what you mean by progress, but don't weight yourself more than once a week. Your body weight fluctuates daily by a pretty significant amount depending on food from the previous day, hydration, if you've used the bathroom recently ect. Good luck with your goals, and don't be afraid to post more if you get stuck
#172183 - Hey FJ, I need help attracting some male attention. …  [+] (7 new replies) 01/24/2015 on Advice - love advice,... +1
#172576 - anonexplains (01/27/2015) [-]
First: don't call yourself a whale, shit gets really depressing and it probably hurts the others around you...
Second: Don't try to attract men, you will only find guys that only care about looks, be yourself. The #1 thing for that is hygiene I guess.
Third: And keep in mind, everyone is different, I like girls that would play video games with me or atleast ones that know anything about computers, but that doesn't mean you should start playing videogames and being a geek about the stuff. That's just me... When it comes to looks I just like a girl who takes care of herself.... painted nails, earrings and clothes do not matter as long as you take a shower and keep up with whatever it is girls clean. Look for a guy that you share interests with or that likes you for you, not likes you for the makeup face and overly hyped breasts...

What i'm trying to say, don't be fake
And seriously on the landwhale thing, if your like really overweight then so be it, fix the problem. But god try to think better upon yourself, I know what it's like to be self conscious about everything and all it causes is pain for you and everyone around you...
User avatar #172266 - advicedude (01/24/2015) [-]
Just be friendly and have a sense of presense. Don't be arrogant. idk for me I hate red lipstick, it's gross.
User avatar #172247 - delphine (01/24/2015) [-]
My writing professor once said that an essay should be like a woman's skirt... Long enough to cover the subject but short enough to stay interesting.

So, dressing sexy but still leaving a lot to the imagination. It seems to work for me. I'll usually either pick cleavage or leg, and keep the other covered. Like a low-cut top and pants, or a boat neck top with a short skirt.
User avatar #172216 - tikitaco (01/24/2015) [-]
Confidence. Just be confident in yourself, find what you like to wear, and wear it. I'm sure you'll find someone who likes you for who you are. Good luck!
#172207 - anonexplains (01/24/2015) [-]
confidence
physical fitness
User avatar #172202 - thatonesouthernkid (01/24/2015) [-]
not putting on too much makeup mostly, like overdoing the whole thing is really offputting to me. And this might just be me, but I really like it when a girl is dressed in something that looks comfy as fuck. not like sweats or anything, but those fucking croched ponchos or whatever they are. i dunno, it's probably some kind of mental thing like if they look like they're comfy i feel comfy too.
User avatar #172186 - rereviven (01/24/2015) [-]
Smiling and being cheery i guess. Not being in a stupid "girl groups" everywhere and not constantly checking phones is attractive i guess. Oh and the girl's HEHEHEHEHEHEHE laugh is annoying and not cute
#78 - My rules are, no reds no blacks. I am good at doing nails, so … 01/23/2015 on FUck off +3

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User avatar #17 - murrlogic (01/24/2015) [-]
boop
#10 - jessieqwertyu (09/13/2013) [-]
cardanbar


I think I have a couple more, I can take a pic of them tomorrow if you would like. I sure dont use them
User avatar #11 to #10 - cardanbar (09/13/2013) [-]
little bro would love these. thanks man.
User avatar #12 to #11 - jessieqwertyu (09/20/2013) [-]
Hey, want some more?
User avatar #13 to #12 - cardanbar (09/21/2013) [-]
sure
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