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|Date Signed Up:||8/15/2011|
|Funnyjunk Career Stats|
|Highest Content Rank:||#12377|
|Highest Comment Rank:||#1396|
|Content Thumbs:||179 total, 223 , 44|
|Comment Thumbs:||8075 total, 8708 , 633|
|Content Level Progress:|| 80% (8/10) |
Level 17 Content: New Here → Level 18 Content: New Here
|Comment Level Progress:|| 78% (78/100) |
Level 275 Comments: Ninja Pirate → Level 276 Comments: Ninja Pirate
|Times Content Favorited:||28 times|
|Total Comments Made:||1638|
latest user's comments
|#81 - Damn, I always hear people hate it in there, Im kinda glad our… [+] (2 new replies)||02/12/2015 on Pet Smart||0|
|#79 - What was your title? Groomers got it pretty good! [+] (4 new replies)||02/12/2015 on Pet Smart||0|
|#77 - It used to be PetsMart, with the little bounce logo separating…||02/12/2015 on Pet Smart||+1|
|#90 - I miss my tanks. Do you ever sell plants? [+] (3 new replies)||02/12/2015 on what's your hobby/ odd...||+1|
|#22 - Yes, this show is a *******||02/11/2015 on Momp||0|
|#10 - 10/10 Will ask Manager If I can hang it up in store||02/11/2015 on Pet Smart||0|
|#21 - Fun Fact. This man is now crippled and his wife is trying to t…||02/11/2015 on 10/10||0|
|#1396 - Im on soem pain killers and thought you said your computer was…||02/11/2015 on Mods will post something...||0|
|#3659 - I guess monmouth down [+] (1 new reply)||02/08/2015 on Hook up with an FJer||0|
|#3440 - Anyone from southern NJ on here? [+] (3 new replies)||02/08/2015 on Hook up with an FJer||0|
|#12 - Hard to tell, but could very well be a black GSD||02/07/2015 on Drunk vs Sober||0|
|#6 - Bet shes the only one who ever used the wiimote strap [+] (4 new replies)||02/05/2015 on Do you ever feel lik- Fuck||+27|
|#803 - Picture||02/03/2015 on What are you doing today?||+2|
|#765 - Thanks! It will just have to be a day that the … [+] (1 new reply)||02/03/2015 on What are you doing today?||+2|
|#752 - Good ******* or bad ******* [+] (2 new replies)||02/03/2015 on What are you doing today?||+2|
|#749 - Good Luck man [+] (1 new reply)||02/03/2015 on What are you doing today?||+2|
|#742 - Yorkie with a Fu Manchu. Old people have the silliest requests [+] (3 new replies)||02/03/2015 on What are you doing today?||+1|
|#732 - Grooming Dogs! [+] (4 new replies)||02/03/2015 on What are you doing today?||+1|
|#1060 - Nationality: White Oops||01/27/2015 on PERSONALITY SURVEY||0|
|#1056 - Age: 19 Nationality: White Gender: Female Curren… [+] (2 new replies)||01/27/2015 on PERSONALITY SURVEY||0|
|#991 - **** yes||01/27/2015 on PERSONALITY SURVEY||0|
|#21 - Nah, Probably just a pair of Queens||01/26/2015 on Memory foam in action||+2|
|#24705 - Going to stop being a landwhale. Will post updates nightly. Mo… [+] (1 new reply)||01/24/2015 on Fitness - muscle and...||0|
#24708 - baglesbites (01/24/2015) [-]
Welcome to the board. Also, I don't know what you mean by progress, but don't weight yourself more than once a week. Your body weight fluctuates daily by a pretty significant amount depending on food from the previous day, hydration, if you've used the bathroom recently ect. Good luck with your goals, and don't be afraid to post more if you get stuck
|#172183 - Hey FJ, I need help attracting some male attention. … [+] (7 new replies)||01/24/2015 on Advice - love advice,...||+1|
#172576 - anonexplains (01/27/2015) [-]
First: don't call yourself a whale, shit gets really depressing and it probably hurts the others around you...
Second: Don't try to attract men, you will only find guys that only care about looks, be yourself. The #1 thing for that is hygiene I guess.
Third: And keep in mind, everyone is different, I like girls that would play video games with me or atleast ones that know anything about computers, but that doesn't mean you should start playing videogames and being a geek about the stuff. That's just me... When it comes to looks I just like a girl who takes care of herself.... painted nails, earrings and clothes do not matter as long as you take a shower and keep up with whatever it is girls clean. Look for a guy that you share interests with or that likes you for you, not likes you for the makeup face and overly hyped breasts...
What i'm trying to say, don't be fake
And seriously on the landwhale thing, if your like really overweight then so be it, fix the problem. But god try to think better upon yourself, I know what it's like to be self conscious about everything and all it causes is pain for you and everyone around you...
#172247 - delphine (01/24/2015) [-]
My writing professor once said that an essay should be like a woman's skirt... Long enough to cover the subject but short enough to stay interesting.
So, dressing sexy but still leaving a lot to the imagination. It seems to work for me. I'll usually either pick cleavage or leg, and keep the other covered. Like a low-cut top and pants, or a boat neck top with a short skirt.
#172207 - anonexplains (01/24/2015) [-]
#172202 - thatonesouthernkid (01/24/2015) [-]
not putting on too much makeup mostly, like overdoing the whole thing is really offputting to me. And this might just be me, but I really like it when a girl is dressed in something that looks comfy as fuck. not like sweats or anything, but those fucking croched ponchos or whatever they are. i dunno, it's probably some kind of mental thing like if they look like they're comfy i feel comfy too.
|#78 - My rules are, no reds no blacks. I am good at doing nails, so …||01/23/2015 on FUck off||+3|