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jessieqwertyu

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Gender: female
Date Signed Up:8/15/2011
Last Login:3/03/2015
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Content Ranking:#12439
Comment Ranking:#12940
Highest Content Rank:#12377
Highest Comment Rank:#1396
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Comment Thumbs: 8074 total,  8707 ,  633
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Subscribers:1
Content Views:15647
Times Content Favorited:28 times
Total Comments Made:1634
FJ Points:7814

latest user's comments

#4 - The only thing good about New Jersey 06/16/2013 on P * r n +1
#17 - dont worry some one already found her porn double  [+] (5 new replies) 06/15/2013 on I prubobly wood 0
#20 - unholyjebus (06/15/2013) [-]
I think I actually know who her porn double is.

I watch way too much porn
User avatar #24 - jessieqwertyu (06/16/2013) [-]
A lot of people have seen. Shes in a lot of ads
User avatar #19 - sanguinesolitude (06/15/2013) [-]
i can has links
User avatar #23 - jessieqwertyu (06/16/2013) [-]
cant remember the name. Shes always in ads. Peace Sign earrings, gets in a van with guys going gator hunting in Louisiana or some shit
#10 - My cousin and I met Micheal Rooker. Conversation as follows …  [+] (7 new replies) 06/15/2013 on I prubobly wood +9
#15 - unholyjebus (06/15/2013) [-]
I find it hard to disagree with him.

I am a terrible person

User avatar #17 - jessieqwertyu (06/15/2013) [-]
dont worry some one already found her porn double
#20 - unholyjebus (06/15/2013) [-]
I think I actually know who her porn double is.

I watch way too much porn
User avatar #24 - jessieqwertyu (06/16/2013) [-]
A lot of people have seen. Shes in a lot of ads
User avatar #19 - sanguinesolitude (06/15/2013) [-]
i can has links
User avatar #23 - jessieqwertyu (06/16/2013) [-]
cant remember the name. Shes always in ads. Peace Sign earrings, gets in a van with guys going gator hunting in Louisiana or some shit
#6 - Hedgehogs are ******* hard to breed 06/13/2013 on Hedgies 0
#6 - Walk up to Micheal Rooker "Hey Girl whats your name?&… 06/07/2013 on That face. 0
#70 - My high school had a similar Policy. I turned in an essay on t… 06/07/2013 on Clever man +5
#6 - Hid another a week later that says "Blow" 06/06/2013 on The Fourth One +10
#157 - that wasnt even the whole gif 06/04/2013 on English class +1
#16 - You glorious ************ 06/04/2013 on Attract 0
#3 - Then he looks back on his life. Befriending Milotic when she w…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/03/2013 on Attract +21
User avatar #14 - karidagur (06/04/2013) [-]
all just because he
*rip*
ripped his pants
User avatar #16 - jessieqwertyu (06/04/2013) [-]
You glorious motherfucker
User avatar #9 - mamen (06/03/2013) [-]
I always found these kind of stories sad as fuck for some reason.

Bomb went off in boston? Meh.

A Pokemon get's friend zoned? shit...
#8 - hillbillypowpow (06/03/2013) [-]
And then he used hyper beam and knocked her the fuck out.
#6 - anonexplains (06/03/2013) [-]
That fucking whore!
#28 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 06/03/2013 on English class +22
#155 - bknob (06/04/2013) [-]
You turned the happiest moment for me in that film, into a sad one.

why?
#157 - jessieqwertyu (06/04/2013) [-]
that wasnt even the whole gif
#5 - Mine? 06/03/2013 on Those were the days +102
#14 - Do it 06/02/2013 on Beating a dead Zubat +6
#7 - They are more like Mexicans IMO  [+] (1 new reply) 06/02/2013 on Kevin + His time out Tank +4
#34 - gravitystereo has deleted their comment.
#4 - I have seen this 4 times now. I only just got it now 06/01/2013 on Fuuuu 0
#1 - Its because Mollies are tropical and Goldfish are cold water. …  [+] (6 new replies) 06/01/2013 on Kevin + His time out Tank +74
User avatar #47 - skeetskeetskeeeeet (06/02/2013) [-]
Oh you're a real sea-life eFISHonado huh?
#29 - bdub (06/02/2013) [-]
I hear you start to sweat if you pop the Mollies.
User avatar #2 - Einsty (06/01/2013) [-]
I have a bunch o Mollies. Niggers every one of them and they breed too much. It's like my tank is a ghetto.
User avatar #51 - kalinay (06/02/2013) [-]
I once bought 3 mollies, and they all died within 48 hours. What did I do to deserve such madness....
User avatar #7 - jessieqwertyu (06/02/2013) [-]
They are more like Mexicans IMO
#34 - gravitystereo has deleted their comment.
#39 - Look up Dolly the sheep. Im pretty sure they could just clone it 06/01/2013 on Mammoths (Link in Description) +3
#3 - I sell fruits and veggies. Sorry i wasnt clear 05/30/2013 on god fucking damn it 0
#1 - I Sell produce in Philidelphia. Cant tell you how many time pe…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/30/2013 on god fucking damn it +3
User avatar #2 - sonicwind (05/30/2013) [-]
they are concerned about the animal not their own health but also their own health cuz ...doooooooosh baaaag!
User avatar #3 - jessieqwertyu (05/30/2013) [-]
I sell fruits and veggies. Sorry i wasnt clear
#4 - Ed Peletier Amy Jim Dr Jenner Otis Sophia … 05/29/2013 on **MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS** +4
#8 - I control when my parents go to sleep. I start by turning… 05/29/2013 on I can't sleep +1
#17 - Same 05/29/2013 on My life right about now +1
#7 - Comment deleted 05/28/2013 on Best person on facebook 0
#4 - You want to buy the heaviest one, that makes a deep thump sound  [+] (2 new replies) 05/28/2013 on Watermelon purchase +2
User avatar #5 - thewebspinner (05/28/2013) [-]
how I pick up women in clubs...
User avatar #8 - captainchina (05/28/2013) [-]
look for the one sitting next to the most empty glasses
#563 - If you dont go here you are doing something wrong 05/28/2013 on Wallpaper Thread? Wallpaper... 0

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User avatar #17 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/24/2015) [-]
boop
#10 - jessieqwertyu (09/13/2013) [-]
cardanbar


I think I have a couple more, I can take a pic of them tomorrow if you would like. I sure dont use them
User avatar #11 to #10 - cardanbar (09/13/2013) [-]
little bro would love these. thanks man.
User avatar #12 to #11 - jessieqwertyu (09/20/2013) [-]
Hey, want some more?
User avatar #13 to #12 - cardanbar (09/21/2013) [-]
sure
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