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#1 - Its because Mollies are tropical and Goldfish are cold water. …  [+] (6 new replies) 06/01/2013 on Kevin + His time out Tank +74
User avatar #47 - skeetskeetskeeeeet (06/02/2013) [-]
Oh you're a real sea-life eFISHonado huh?
#29 - bdub (06/02/2013) [-]
I hear you start to sweat if you pop the Mollies.
User avatar #2 - Einsty (06/01/2013) [-]
I have a bunch o Mollies. Niggers every one of them and they breed too much. It's like my tank is a ghetto.
User avatar #51 - kalinay (06/02/2013) [-]
I once bought 3 mollies, and they all died within 48 hours. What did I do to deserve such madness....
User avatar #7 - jessieqwertyu (06/02/2013) [-]
They are more like Mexicans IMO
#34 - gravitystereo has deleted their comment.
#39 - Look up Dolly the sheep. Im pretty sure they could just clone it 06/01/2013 on Mammoths (Link in Description) +3
#3 - I sell fruits and veggies. Sorry i wasnt clear 05/30/2013 on god fucking damn it 0
#1 - I Sell produce in Philidelphia. Cant tell you how many time pe…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/30/2013 on god fucking damn it +3
User avatar #2 - sonicwind (05/30/2013) [-]
they are concerned about the animal not their own health but also their own health cuz ...doooooooosh baaaag!
User avatar #3 - jessieqwertyu (05/30/2013) [-]
I sell fruits and veggies. Sorry i wasnt clear
#4 - Ed Peletier Amy Jim Dr Jenner Otis Sophia … 05/29/2013 on **MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS** +4
#8 - I control when my parents go to sleep. I start by turning… 05/29/2013 on I can't sleep +1
#17 - Same 05/29/2013 on My life right about now +1
#7 - Comment deleted 05/28/2013 on Best person on facebook 0
#4 - You want to buy the heaviest one, that makes a deep thump sound  [+] (2 new replies) 05/28/2013 on Watermelon purchase +2
User avatar #5 - thewebspinner (05/28/2013) [-]
how I pick up women in clubs...
User avatar #8 - captainchina (05/28/2013) [-]
look for the one sitting next to the most empty glasses
#563 - If you dont go here you are doing something wrong 05/28/2013 on Wallpaper Thread? Wallpaper... 0
#33 - same 05/27/2013 on Google 0
#92 - Its a really wobbly old fan... Its in a sock that dan… 05/27/2013 on Pokewalker 0
#11 - I used to wear mine to track practice. One day It was really h…  [+] (7 new replies) 05/26/2013 on Pokewalker +24
#29 - Yesitsme has deleted their comment.
#26 - anonymous (05/26/2013) [-]
Have you checked it?
They work by counting the times a piston in them is shaken up and down. A single constant force (like a fan, centripetal force) shouldn't make it count up.
User avatar #92 - jessieqwertyu (05/27/2013) [-]
Its a really wobbly old fan...

Its in a sock that dangles down, so it is getting steps, not as many as you would think though
User avatar #27 - beffen (05/26/2013) [-]
Depends on how you attach it, there is a way of doing it that makes it work
User avatar #48 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (05/26/2013) [-]
I can't imagine a way it'd work if it was taped to a ceiling fan.
Tied to it with a rope would make more sense, but even then it wouldn't be as effective as using a rope to tie it onto a vertical fan.
#58 - ekseevi (05/26/2013) [-]
What about if you tie a rope from the ceiling.

X is the pedometer
User avatar #61 - remsaman (05/26/2013) [-]
and then it gets caught on the fan and breaks.
#36 - Comment deleted 05/26/2013 on Suggestion +2
#76 - as a side note, look at this big ************ 05/26/2013 on Fuckload of Luck +1
#75 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/26/2013 on Fuckload of Luck +1
#76 - jessieqwertyu (05/26/2013) [-]
as a side note, look at this big motherfucker
#74 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 05/26/2013 on Fuckload of Luck +1
#75 - jessieqwertyu (05/26/2013) [-]
#76 - jessieqwertyu (05/26/2013) [-]
as a side note, look at this big motherfucker
#73 - step up *****  [+] (3 new replies) 05/26/2013 on Fuckload of Luck +1
#74 - jessieqwertyu (05/26/2013) [-]
#75 - jessieqwertyu (05/26/2013) [-]
#76 - jessieqwertyu (05/26/2013) [-]
as a side note, look at this big motherfucker
#48 - That goat has a painful tumor on its face. Its pretty common. 05/26/2013 on happy goat 0
#12 - Comment deleted 05/25/2013 on True happiness +11
#15 - I had the save battery of my gold die really fast. Luckily mo… 05/24/2013 on Only Twenty +1
#18 - I actually do have a little circle of friends. I dont like any…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/24/2013 on Title 0
User avatar #20 - aldheim (05/24/2013) [-]
I've just never had a serious relationship.
Don't really want one.
#402055 - That i know of, Darmanitan, Lucario, Heracross, and Gliscor. I…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/24/2013 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #402065 - scytherkris (05/24/2013) [-]
A flying type with good spec attack that learns Ice Beam would work as Gliscor has really good defence.
User avatar #402129 - dragontaming (05/24/2013) [-]
I think you just described articuno
User avatar #402059 - supertanto (05/24/2013) [-]
weavile
#402038 - I am playing against my cousin, and 4 of her team are fighting…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/24/2013 on Pokemon +1
User avatar #402046 - supertanto (05/24/2013) [-]
i unno. what's her team?
User avatar #402055 - jessieqwertyu (05/24/2013) [-]
That i know of, Darmanitan, Lucario, Heracross, and Gliscor. I forget another one, but i remember she had 4 fighting types.

What really sets me back is that damn Gliscor. It has poison heal and toxic orb. It also knows substitute, but by the time the sub is up, poison heal has him back to full hp.
Now I am thinking I should get someone who knows trick and have them hold a pecha berry and cure the poison. That would piss her off.


Any suggestions
User avatar #402065 - scytherkris (05/24/2013) [-]
A flying type with good spec attack that learns Ice Beam would work as Gliscor has really good defence.
User avatar #402129 - dragontaming (05/24/2013) [-]
I think you just described articuno
User avatar #402059 - supertanto (05/24/2013) [-]
weavile
#402030 - Who would fit best into a team with Gardevoir, Dream World Bla…  [+] (12 new replies) 05/24/2013 on Pokemon +1
User avatar #402034 - scytherkris (05/24/2013) [-]
Scrafty
Houndoom
Shiftry

Any good Dark type really
User avatar #402032 - supertanto (05/24/2013) [-]
should we ignore the fact that you have 3 psychic types and an illegal pokemon, or no?
User avatar #402038 - jessieqwertyu (05/24/2013) [-]
I am playing against my cousin, and 4 of her team are fighting typed. Shes also using illegal pokemon. Should have wrote that in the original post sorry.
User avatar #402046 - supertanto (05/24/2013) [-]
i unno. what's her team?
User avatar #402055 - jessieqwertyu (05/24/2013) [-]
That i know of, Darmanitan, Lucario, Heracross, and Gliscor. I forget another one, but i remember she had 4 fighting types.

What really sets me back is that damn Gliscor. It has poison heal and toxic orb. It also knows substitute, but by the time the sub is up, poison heal has him back to full hp.
Now I am thinking I should get someone who knows trick and have them hold a pecha berry and cure the poison. That would piss her off.


Any suggestions
User avatar #402065 - scytherkris (05/24/2013) [-]
A flying type with good spec attack that learns Ice Beam would work as Gliscor has really good defence.
User avatar #402129 - dragontaming (05/24/2013) [-]
I think you just described articuno
User avatar #402059 - supertanto (05/24/2013) [-]
weavile
User avatar #402035 - scytherkris (05/24/2013) [-]
Illegal Pokemon?

Is that a thing?
User avatar #402045 - supertanto (05/24/2013) [-]
Speed boost blaziken
User avatar #402050 - scytherkris (05/24/2013) [-]
>Illegal

It's called ubers.
Frowned upon, but not illegal.
User avatar #402041 - championalder (05/24/2013) [-]
i'm sorry sir but you'll have to spend 2 years in prison for being in possession of illegal pokemon
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#10 - jessieqwertyu (09/13/2013) [-]
cardanbar


I think I have a couple more, I can take a pic of them tomorrow if you would like. I sure dont use them
User avatar #11 to #10 - cardanbar (09/13/2013) [-]
little bro would love these. thanks man.
User avatar #12 to #11 - jessieqwertyu (09/20/2013) [-]
Hey, want some more?
User avatar #13 to #12 - cardanbar (09/21/2013) [-]
sure
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