Home Original Content Funny Pictures Funny GIFs YouTube Funny Text Funny Movies Channels Search

hide menu

jessieqwertyu    

Rank #8950 on Comments
jessieqwertyu Avatar Level 270 Comments: Ninja Pirate
Offline
Send mail to jessieqwertyu Block jessieqwertyu Invite jessieqwertyu to be your friend flag avatar
Last status update:
-
Personal Info
Gender: female
Date Signed Up:8/15/2011
Last Login:10/30/2014
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#8950
Highest Content Rank:#12861
Highest Comment Rank:#1396
Content Thumbs: 179 total,  221 ,  42
Comment Thumbs: 7384 total,  8005 ,  621
Content Level Progress: 90% (9/10)
Level 17 Content: New Here → Level 18 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 41% (41/100)
Level 270 Comments: Ninja Pirate → Level 271 Comments: Ninja Pirate
Subscribers:1
Content Views:14935
Times Content Favorited:28 times
Total Comments Made:1572
FJ Points:7279

latest user's comments

#27 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 06/26/2013 on Norman and Chandler. +1
#28 - jessieqwertyu (06/26/2013) [-]
"and who I want"
#31 - powellrebecca (06/26/2013) [-]
oh baby
#9 - This woman is just so goddamned pretty  [+] (2 new replies) 06/23/2013 on The Last of Us Film Cast -4
#30 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/23/2013) [-]
said no one ever
User avatar #59 - jinxter (06/23/2013) [-]
Well, she's pretty, especially in prison break. But I don't find her attractive.
#378 - **jessieqwertyu rolls 87** Im Feeling 33 or 51 06/23/2013 on Roll a number 0
#54 - You think Im an ignorant savage? And you've been so many p…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/19/2013 on World History in One Picture 0
#78 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/19/2013) [-]
What the fuck are you talking about? The native American's were savages.
#4 - Comment deleted 06/19/2013 on MOSES +3
#5 - 9 smells warm, like an oven left on, someone cooking something savory 06/18/2013 on Beating a semi-dead horse... +1
#80 - sister 06/18/2013 on You must be blind 0
#66 - I never saw it myself. His mom deleted his facebook, because h… 06/18/2013 on You must be blind +10
#23 - This gets me so embarased every time I see it. This little …  [+] (7 new replies) 06/18/2013 on You must be blind +117
User avatar #76 - potrsr (06/18/2013) [-]
i always wodered how relatives take posts like this, specialy for scumbag steve and such
User avatar #70 - entarasu (06/18/2013) [-]
your cousin have a gf whats your excuse?
User avatar #80 - jessieqwertyu (06/18/2013) [-]
sister
#64 - yologdog (06/18/2013) [-]
It's ok bro. You shouldn't take it personally. We were all idiots at some point in our lives. As long as he's smarter for it.
User avatar #55 - froggets (06/18/2013) [-]
Is it real then? and please say you're "Brucie"
User avatar #66 - jessieqwertyu (06/18/2013) [-]
I never saw it myself. His mom deleted his facebook, because he was being rude. His profile picture used to be the World Wrestling logo though. I wouldnt doubt it, the boys dumb as a rock.
User avatar #34 - sekretsauce (06/18/2013) [-]
Call him a faggot.
#1723 - Girl, Hell yes 06/18/2013 on Would you? +1
#19 - I was born the day he died.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/17/2013 on God Bless Freddy Mercury 0
User avatar #36 - melontwilight (06/17/2013) [-]
You're his reincarnation.
#24 - A lot of people have seen. Shes in a lot of ads  [+] (1 new reply) 06/16/2013 on I prubobly wood 0
#23 - cant remember the name. Shes always in ads. Peace Sign earrin… 06/16/2013 on I prubobly wood 0
#4 - The only thing good about New Jersey 06/16/2013 on P * r n +1
#17 - dont worry some one already found her porn double  [+] (5 new replies) 06/15/2013 on I prubobly wood 0
#20 - unholyjebus (06/15/2013) [-]
I think I actually know who her porn double is.

I watch way too much porn
User avatar #24 - jessieqwertyu (06/16/2013) [-]
A lot of people have seen. Shes in a lot of ads
User avatar #19 - sanguinesolitude (06/15/2013) [-]
i can has links
User avatar #23 - jessieqwertyu (06/16/2013) [-]
cant remember the name. Shes always in ads. Peace Sign earrings, gets in a van with guys going gator hunting in Louisiana or some shit
#10 - My cousin and I met Micheal Rooker. Conversation as follows …  [+] (7 new replies) 06/15/2013 on I prubobly wood +9
#15 - unholyjebus (06/15/2013) [-]
I find it hard to disagree with him.

I am a terrible person

User avatar #17 - jessieqwertyu (06/15/2013) [-]
dont worry some one already found her porn double
#20 - unholyjebus (06/15/2013) [-]
I think I actually know who her porn double is.

I watch way too much porn
User avatar #24 - jessieqwertyu (06/16/2013) [-]
A lot of people have seen. Shes in a lot of ads
User avatar #19 - sanguinesolitude (06/15/2013) [-]
i can has links
User avatar #23 - jessieqwertyu (06/16/2013) [-]
cant remember the name. Shes always in ads. Peace Sign earrings, gets in a van with guys going gator hunting in Louisiana or some shit
#6 - Hedgehogs are ******* hard to breed 06/13/2013 on Hedgies 0
#6 - Walk up to Micheal Rooker "Hey Girl whats your name?&… 06/07/2013 on That face. 0
#70 - My high school had a similar Policy. I turned in an essay on t… 06/07/2013 on Clever man +5
#6 - Hid another a week later that says "Blow" 06/06/2013 on The Fourth One +10
#157 - that wasnt even the whole gif 06/04/2013 on English class +1
#16 - You glorious ************ 06/04/2013 on Attract 0
#3 - Then he looks back on his life. Befriending Milotic when she w…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/03/2013 on Attract +21
User avatar #14 - karidagur (06/04/2013) [-]
all just because he
*rip*
ripped his pants
User avatar #16 - jessieqwertyu (06/04/2013) [-]
You glorious motherfucker
User avatar #9 - mamen (06/03/2013) [-]
I always found these kind of stories sad as fuck for some reason.

Bomb went off in boston? Meh.

A Pokemon get's friend zoned? shit...
#8 - hillbillypowpow (06/03/2013) [-]
And then he used hyper beam and knocked her the fuck out.
#6 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/03/2013) [-]
That fucking whore!
#28 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 06/03/2013 on English class +22
#155 - bknob (06/04/2013) [-]
You turned the happiest moment for me in that film, into a sad one.

why?
#157 - jessieqwertyu (06/04/2013) [-]
that wasnt even the whole gif
#5 - Mine? 06/03/2013 on Those were the days +102
Show:
Sort by:
Order:

items

Total unique items point value: 1100 / Total items point value: 1250

Show All Replies Show Shortcuts
Per page:
Order:
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#10 - jessieqwertyu (09/13/2013) [-]
cardanbar


I think I have a couple more, I can take a pic of them tomorrow if you would like. I sure dont use them
User avatar #11 to #10 - cardanbar (09/13/2013) [-]
little bro would love these. thanks man.
User avatar #12 to #11 - jessieqwertyu (09/20/2013) [-]
Hey, want some more?
User avatar #13 to #12 - cardanbar (09/21/2013) [-]
sure
 Friends (0)