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#9 - I have relatives all over down in LA. Nice place, when I can g…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/16/2013 on United States of Benders 0
User avatar #11 - nuclearnarwhal (07/16/2013) [-]
It's great down here, summer is hot, winter isn't as cold as it is up north (sometimes).
#5 - believe me, parts are really redneck  [+] (3 new replies) 07/16/2013 on United States of Benders 0
User avatar #8 - nuclearnarwhal (07/16/2013) [-]
I live in Lafayette currently, and while my neighborhood has its moments, its mostly an amazing place. Cajuns, cajuns everywhere.
User avatar #9 - jessieqwertyu (07/16/2013) [-]
I have relatives all over down in LA. Nice place, when I can get out of this hell-whole they call New Jersey, I be heading down there.
User avatar #11 - nuclearnarwhal (07/16/2013) [-]
It's great down here, summer is hot, winter isn't as cold as it is up north (sometimes).
#13 - In my town, two black guys 16 and 17. No not black guys, …  [+] (29 new replies) 07/16/2013 on Im Pissed Off +122
User avatar #348 - commontroll (07/17/2013) [-]
What the shit. Will you please give us their addresses so we can murder the shit out of them? Or what prison they're in?
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#300 - anonymous (07/17/2013) [-]
My guess is they would have gotten the same jail time as the black kids. OH WAIT NO THEY WOULD BE LET FREE LIKE FUCKING ZIMMERMAN. "Boo hoo white people have it so hard" shut the fuck up and go mudding in your jeep or whatever the fuck it is you guys do.
User avatar #252 - joshlol (07/17/2013) [-]
>dumped her body in a recycling bin


Why do niggers always have the intellectual capacity of a tin of paint?
#194 - anonymous (07/17/2013) [-]
Clayton, NJ. My fiancee's mom lives there. His brother was best friends with one of the kids that killed Autumn.

And they killed her over her bike. HER BIKE.
User avatar #236 - jessieqwertyu (07/17/2013) [-]
They both always acted like they were tough shits. Dante was dumb as a rock and rude. I didnt know the younger guy, but I will never forget having ten 12 year olds over my house, and looking for her in the woods.
User avatar #167 - hockeykicksass (07/17/2013) [-]
any chance your from new jersey, cause that sounds really familiar
User avatar #233 - jessieqwertyu (07/17/2013) [-]
Yep Clayton NJ
User avatar #241 - hockeykicksass (07/17/2013) [-]
oh wow im from gloucester township, your the closest person to me i ever met on here
User avatar #242 - jessieqwertyu (07/17/2013) [-]
There are a lot of people from NJ on here. One person posted a picture of them in an Ice rink once and I think i scared them because I knew which one. Hollydell Ice arena in Washington Twp
User avatar #248 - hockeykicksass (07/17/2013) [-]
i never meet people from NJ on here, guess i got to look harder, and ive been holllydell ice arena a long time ago, ive been the the skate zone in voorhees more recently
#370 - zncobra (07/17/2013) [-]
yes yes, we do come on here.
#133 - anonymous (07/16/2013) [-]
Just look in the south. Those sub-human Rednecks do whatever they want, kill whoever they want, and then they try to force shitty right-wing policies into law. Get rid of the trash and the US will be a better more racially equal place.
User avatar #119 - Ruspanic (07/16/2013) [-]
Well, at least they recycled.
#343 - bdowns (07/17/2013) [-]
#303 - Pompano (07/17/2013) [-]

That comment made me chuckle.
User avatar #102 - kamusioso (07/16/2013) [-]
Opposite day
#93 - anonymous (07/16/2013) [-]
How about when a white man kills a black boy for taking out the trash? The Darius Simmons Case? Are the two situations close enough? Or are the differences large enough for you to keep pretending that labeling certain african's as niggers is socially acceptable even though you'll never say it to any black person's face.

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User avatar #209 - bandoslootshare (07/17/2013) [-]
When I first came to America, i called black people nigger because they called each other nigger. Then when they tell me its not okay (in a rude way that involved yelling), I was really confused. I got into fights often with black kids (in grade 4-5) when I first came to America because everything is backwards with them (they can be racist but no one can be racist towards them).

What you are saying is invalid, I do call people niggers to their face. (not anymore since I rarely see niggers, being in college has a lot to do with that)
User avatar #178 - ompalomper (07/17/2013) [-]
there are black people and there are niggers in the same way there are white people and white trash

i do not see the problem with calling a person with brown skin who is acting like a asshole/does not help his community/worsens his or her community/KILLS SOMEONE, a nigger and i do not see the problem in calling a person with light pink skin who is acting like a asshole/does not help his community/worsens his or her community/KILLS SOMEONE, white trash.

am i the only one who thinks this way?
#186 - anonymous (07/17/2013) [-]
"white trash" and "nigger" are not equal words. stop pretending like they are.
User avatar #203 - ompalomper (07/17/2013) [-]
why aren't they? they imply the same thing. what does nigger imply to you?
#323 - anonymous (07/17/2013) [-]
Cotton picking subhuman slave that hatched from an egg and is inferior in every way to the white master race. What, did you guys think it was a thug or gangster wannabe? No...those are called thugs, and gangster wannabes. No need for the use of nigger at all
User avatar #98 - jessieqwertyu (07/16/2013) [-]
There are good and bad in all ethnicities. People kill people and that is a sad fact of life, but the cases should be treated the same.
#318 - anonymous (07/17/2013) [-]
Backpedal backpedal backpedal* "WHAAAT?!?! FACTS!?!?! *shrieks and disappears
^ Republicans
#91 - anonymous (07/16/2013) [-]
white guys can afford their own bikes
#39 - anonymous (07/16/2013) [-]
news article please? I find this hard to believe
User avatar #40 - toosexyforyou (07/16/2013) [-]
how the fuck do you find this hard to believe? A few posts ago in the comments someone posted about a black guy who shot a baby in the face because the mother didn't have any money to give him
#8 - I gotta say, the new pope seem like a nicer guy. 07/16/2013 on They ARE ants Michael! +2
#20 - That doesnt help 07/15/2013 on Dematographia +1
#4 - Stable and Chairs 07/14/2013 on Wut? +1
#12 - But farm workers usually work all day  [+] (1 new reply) 07/13/2013 on Summer 0
User avatar #14 - colegaleener (07/13/2013) [-]
no dip. i know how it is, i roof shit, but after like 10 am its unbearable
#4 - Semi Related Story time A couple of weeks ago, there … 07/10/2013 on How can you talk about this 0
#192 - Picture 07/09/2013 on screencap your desktop +1
#11 - Real Gs Move ins Silence like lasagna. it sounds stupid, but i…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/09/2013 on Beautiful rap lyrics +23
#33 - millennial (07/09/2013) [-]
I...I think I just got out witted by Lil wayne..
no no no no
User avatar #137 - cryingchicken (07/09/2013) [-]
lil wayne was an honor student and has a respectably high IQ. he just acts like an idiot because hate=publicity.
#37 - Yes you can. If you do eat it, try to eat it with the honey st… 07/09/2013 on natural 3D -Printer +12
#35 - Like water melon rind 07/05/2013 on this is my i-give-up-tus 0
#491 - Gloucester county NJ USA. Username 07/05/2013 on Map +1
#14 - The story of my first lucid dream. I went to bed, aft… 07/03/2013 on Title 0
#28 - Happy Birthday. Dont get ********* .  [+] (1 new reply) 06/29/2013 on jurisultima's profile 0
User avatar #29 - jurisultima (06/29/2013) [-]
I am already on my way there lol
#3 - Picture 06/28/2013 on A Shoop +1
#6 - they are small compared to the animal 06/27/2013 on From the same farm +6
#4 - So I should surround myself with people that are good for me? … 06/27/2013 on Nobody wants bad lemonade. 0
#38 - Pretty much Alabama 06/27/2013 on Title is not needed 0
#10 - My gas is pumped for me, then I pay.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/26/2013 on Title is not needed 0
User avatar #23 - charetarded (06/26/2013) [-]
old people and asians
User avatar #38 - jessieqwertyu (06/27/2013) [-]
Pretty much Alabama
#29 - no food for you Daryl  [+] (1 new reply) 06/26/2013 on Norman and Chandler. +2
#30 - powellrebecca (06/26/2013) [-]
#28 - "and who I want"  [+] (1 new reply) 06/26/2013 on Norman and Chandler. +1
#31 - powellrebecca (06/26/2013) [-]
oh baby
#27 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 06/26/2013 on Norman and Chandler. +1
#28 - jessieqwertyu (06/26/2013) [-]
"and who I want"
#31 - powellrebecca (06/26/2013) [-]
oh baby
#9 - This woman is just so goddamned pretty  [+] (2 new replies) 06/23/2013 on The Last of Us Film Cast -4
#30 - anonymous (06/23/2013) [-]
said no one ever
User avatar #59 - jinxter (06/23/2013) [-]
Well, she's pretty, especially in prison break. But I don't find her attractive.
#378 - **jessieqwertyu rolls 87** Im Feeling 33 or 51 06/23/2013 on Roll a number 0
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#10 - jessieqwertyu (09/13/2013) [-]

I think I have a couple more, I can take a pic of them tomorrow if you would like. I sure dont use them
User avatar #11 to #10 - cardanbar (09/13/2013) [-]
little bro would love these. thanks man.
User avatar #12 to #11 - jessieqwertyu (09/20/2013) [-]
Hey, want some more?
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