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#230298 - Unfortunately its a chronic form. Wont ever go away, just a ma… 10/16/2017 on Advice +1

#230278 - As a chick, idgaf if youve never had sex before, long as you d… 10/14/2017 on Advice 0

#230277 - Posted just a couple weeks ago that I was diagnosed with a blo… [+] (4 replies) 10/14/2017 on Advice +1

#230312 - smartythechicken (8h ago) [-]

how can you beat leukemias ass?
i mean, i just read that you said that it wont ever go away, but what can you do to fuck it up?

#230288 - juncker (10/15/2017) [-]

sorry to hear that

#230279 - shyyguy (10/15/2017) [-]

Aah, that's awful... =/ Not really familiar with that, but I hope you get good treatment and can get rid of it.

#230298 - jessieqwertyu (10/16/2017) [-]

Unfortunately its a chronic form. Wont ever go away, just a matter of slowing it down so it doesnt progress to acute leukemia. Thank you though!

#8 - Ah the ol Switcheroo 10/09/2017 on The more you know +1

#15 - I have found that glass screen protectors work much better. 10/08/2017 on CLEAN THE FUCKING SCREEN 0

#18 - As a side note. I credit nintendo for my reading ability, well… [+] (3 replies) 10/07/2017 on Relatable +4

#63 - ssjkirbylols (10/08/2017) [-]

Same ironically, but it was my skill with context clues and Metroid Prime's scientific vocabulary that caused me to excel.

#70 - anon (10/09/2017) [-]

Pretty much my experience as well, video games in general allowed me to view/understand context clues irl.

#45 - anon (10/08/2017) [-]

Interesting, I had Final Fantasy IV, VI and VII for it.

#230094 - I mean, if you really wanted to you could, but it would be awk… [+] (1 reply) 10/04/2017 on Advice 0

#230130 - anon (10/06/2017) [-]

Its cool, I asked what I wanted and I am really grateful for your advice!

I think ill stay anon because I post around here a lot (and I probably greatly overestimate my recognisability as an user) but I saved this thread.

Thank you so much! you really helped out!

#229973 - As a precursor, trim nails, wash hands, dont want pokey icky f… [+] (3 replies) 09/29/2017 on Advice 0

#229989 - anon (09/30/2017) [-]

thank you :*

so if I fingered her first, and it comes to me giving oral, I just go down and then stick my tongue where I know the clit is and try my darndest best? it feels stupid asking this, but are you SURE im not supposed to part the lips with my fingers? it just feels like that makes more sense?

some other area to pay attention to? like obviously the chest, neck, clit, but do you find some guys pay too much or too little attention to a certain area?

#230094 - jessieqwertyu (10/04/2017) [-]

I mean, if you really wanted to you could, but it would be awkward asfuck and I would not reccomend! Face in crotch, hands around thighs for the win my dude.

The labia dont need to be like peeled back, they are generally on either side of the clit

Some girls nipples cant be played with for super long, or it feels like you are rubbing sandpaper on them,so mix it up, keep it fluid.

Feel free to un anon and pm me if you dont want to lose to convo

#230130 - anon (10/06/2017) [-]

#229955 - It was just him being really concerned he was going to **** up… [+] (5 replies) 09/28/2017 on Advice 0

#229957 - anon (09/28/2017) [-]

All good advice, thank you!

If I do go down on a girl, am I supposed to part the vaginal lips (I don't really know what to call them) with my fingers before going in with my tongue or just stick my tongue in between the lips where the clit is?

btw, the "focus on the clit" advice? is it true? is it all really about the clit?

also how far down is the hole is stick my wiener in? is there a trick to finding it so I do it smoothy? or should I just ask her to put it in? or is this a dead giveaway im a noob?

reading over this, it really makes me sound like a 5 year old. im sorry. I just want to learn

#229973 - jessieqwertyu (09/29/2017) [-]

As a precursor, trim nails, wash hands, dont want pokey icky fingers

you dont need to really part anything,your tongue will go right between. Definitely all about the clit.

I suggest finger for a bit to get the lay of the land so to speak. Ive heard its actually much lower than what most guys expect.

Dont straight ask her, if she knows your fumbling, shell help guide it in.

All good man, just ask away, Ive got no problem answering

#229989 - anon (09/30/2017) [-]

#230094 - jessieqwertyu (10/04/2017) [-]

#230130 - anon (10/06/2017) [-]

#21 - Ah man that sucks. I just picked up an 07 Saturn Ion for 1k. C… [+] (1 reply) 09/27/2017 on A E S T H E T I C +1

#34 - sedativechunk (09/27/2017) [-]

**sedativechunk used "*roll picture*"**
**sedativechunk rolled image** Saturn master race; they last forever, man. Underrated American car.

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