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jessieqwertyu

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Gender: female
Date Signed Up:8/15/2011
Last Login:5/25/2015
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Content Views:218074
Times Content Favorited:163 times
Total Comments Made:1692
FJ Points:11215

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    Poor Mike Poor Mike
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    I am Terror I am Terror
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    A part of his BLARGH A part of his BLARGH

latest user's comments

#19 - Ooo I am relevant. Also a groomer  [+] (1 new reply) 20 hours ago on Dat face +2
#46 - Ulmer (15 hours ago) [-]
#185224 - Do you guys believe in PTSD? A Psych diagnosed me with it toda…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/24/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #185251 - herecomesjohnny (05/24/2015) [-]
I don't think anyone sane doubts the reality of PTSD
#185246 - anonymous (05/24/2015) [-]
i get ptsd by watching porn, or certain types. brAIN ATTRIBUTES CERrtain triggers, and it makes me feel like i am about to stroke and i feel legitimately fucked up after, so cant really watch anymore but have gf so it is pottasium.
User avatar #185309 - owllynator (21 hours ago) [-]
no you dont get PTSD, do you even know what it is. You dont 'get' it, you either have it or not
User avatar #185242 - titsmccracken (05/24/2015) [-]
Yes. Both my grandfather's and dad have it from war and my grandmother had it from someone shooting up the bar she worked at. The situations were different but the behavior after the trauma was similar.
User avatar #185235 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (05/24/2015) [-]
It's possible, man.
Some people have it worse than others.

A (bad) example would be me and alcohol.
For the longest time, due to years of verbal and physical abuse from people under the influence, I would freak out and eventually break down over the thought of anyone I know or care about drinking.
It took me a while to recover from this. I wasn't diagnosed with anything though, but I'm assuming it's similar/ related.
User avatar #185233 - sugoi (05/24/2015) [-]
It is a legitimate mental condition yes.
Has the feminists made you doubt it's existence because they claim everything causes them PTSD? Don't let them get to you.
#246 - Over all life has made me a good person though 05/23/2015 on Friday Night Feels Thread 0
#244 - I can give you the life story thats pretty depressing. Bor…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/23/2015 on Friday Night Feels Thread 0
User avatar #246 - jessieqwertyu (05/23/2015) [-]
Over all life has made me a good person though
#229 - Comment deleted 05/23/2015 on Friday Night Feels Thread 0
#223 - I used to work with my mom. It blows  [+] (1 new reply) 05/23/2015 on Friday Night Feels Thread 0
#227 - mattoland (05/23/2015) [-]
You know it baby
#221 - I keep passing out. Drs dont know why. My head tingles for a b…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/23/2015 on Friday Night Feels Thread +1
User avatar #244 - jessieqwertyu (05/23/2015) [-]
I can give you the life story thats pretty depressing.
Born to young couple, parents both 21. Dad didnt straighten out like mom thought, brings home crazy drunk and high friends home to trailer. Mom and I hide in my room and play. Mom runs away with me, parents separate. See dad 3x year, while apparently he talks about me like i am the light of the world. Fast forward to 11. Baby sitter rapes me over the course of a couple months. Last time he beats the shit out of me. Little cousin calls 911 and cops come rescue us. Horrible anxiety from this point on, cant believe in people anymore. little half sister diagnosed with rare disease, shes 75 in the world. All mom and new dads time and money go into her. fast forward a bit, finish high school 3 years early. Go to grooming school. love job. No longer allowed to do job.
User avatar #246 - jessieqwertyu (05/23/2015) [-]
Over all life has made me a good person though
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#13 - I have worked with K9s.I worked with a man who trained them an… 05/22/2015 on Police dog is given... 0
#23 - OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE 05/22/2015 on jessieqwertyu's profile 0
#21 - I feel as though I missed something  [+] (2 new replies) 05/22/2015 on jessieqwertyu's profile 0
User avatar #22 - postingloudly (05/22/2015) [-]
DEFEND ME
User avatar #23 - jessieqwertyu (05/22/2015) [-]
OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE

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User avatar #18 - posttwo (05/21/2015) [-]
:o
User avatar #20 to #19 - posttwo (05/22/2015) [-]
**** YOU POSTINGLOUDLY
User avatar #21 to #20 - jessieqwertyu (05/22/2015) [-]
I feel as though I missed something
User avatar #22 to #21 - postingloudly ONLINE (05/22/2015) [-]
DEFEND ME
User avatar #23 to #22 - jessieqwertyu (05/22/2015) [-]
OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE
User avatar #17 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/24/2015) [-]
boop
#10 - jessieqwertyu (09/13/2013) [-]
cardanbar


I think I have a couple more, I can take a pic of them tomorrow if you would like. I sure dont use them
User avatar #11 to #10 - cardanbar (09/13/2013) [-]
little bro would love these. thanks man.
User avatar #12 to #11 - jessieqwertyu (09/20/2013) [-]
Hey, want some more?
User avatar #13 to #12 - cardanbar (09/21/2013) [-]
sure
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