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jemmydubloon

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Gender: male
Age: 30
Date Signed Up:12/15/2009
Last Login:3/05/2015
Location:us
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Comment Ranking:#23822
Highest Content Rank:#3862
Highest Comment Rank:#4689
Content Thumbs: 625 total,  726 ,  101
Comment Thumbs: 1037 total,  1504 ,  467
Content Level Progress: 80% (8/10)
Level 58 Content: Sammich eater → Level 59 Content: Sammich eater
Comment Level Progress: 70% (7/10)
Level 202 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 203 Comments: Comedic Genius
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Content Views:54179
Times Content Favorited:31 times
Total Comments Made:446
FJ Points:1635

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#178 - I've heard about this website called craigslist where people p… 02/24/2015 on Im homeless +1
#189 - That's Close enough for me. 02/24/2015 on lol 0
#161 - Red Hair, Freckles, Green Eyes I'm pretty sure the White Team…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/24/2015 on lol 0
#182 - thebeatlesfan (02/24/2015) [-]
He's half white
#189 - jemmydubloon (02/24/2015) [-]
That's Close enough for me.
#72 - I had a Traumatic Head injury sometime ago I suffered depressi… 02/24/2015 on Depressed 0
#25 - thank you I watched this series like 10 years ago and never co…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/02/2015 on who need nukes 0
User avatar #31 - kanatana (02/02/2015) [-]
No, the acid trip that is G Gundam is very, very real.
#222 - That women have been shaving for the last century is Feminist … 01/28/2015 on Fury of the Furry +1
#124 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 01/20/2015 on Wait..what? -20
User avatar #125 - cuntism (01/20/2015) [-]
But you're not helping. What you're saying isn't helpful at all, but not only that is counter-productive. You're reducing his suffering to sexual confusion.
#120 - Comment deleted  [+] (3 new replies) 01/20/2015 on Wait..what? -25
User avatar #122 - cuntism (01/20/2015) [-]
Your logic is so bad I'm 90% sure you're trolling.

I know I'm not a paedophile and didn't need to fuck a child to find that out. Because I don't have the urge to fuck a child.

This is how people are sure, they don't get urges.

If you like them both then you're bisexual, moron.
#124 - jemmydubloon has deleted their comment.
User avatar #125 - cuntism (01/20/2015) [-]
But you're not helping. What you're saying isn't helpful at all, but not only that is counter-productive. You're reducing his suffering to sexual confusion.
#84 - Comment deleted  [+] (46 new replies) 01/20/2015 on Wait..what? -245
#297 - aizeinstein (01/21/2015) [-]
Congratulations, you're retarded.
User avatar #295 - wesleyhathaway (01/21/2015) [-]
that's fucked randy
#292 - zebbyb (01/21/2015) [-]
Oops. Needed to log in just to say this again. I vote that this idiot be IP banned forever.
#291 - anonexplains (01/21/2015) [-]
I vote that this person be IP banned forever.
User avatar #290 - sugoi (01/21/2015) [-]
Bruh not all chicks are super models 10/10
I mean if a fatass feminazi with fungus growing out her vagina tried to have sex with me I'd be traumatized for decades aswell.
#281 - truesmokewolf (01/21/2015) [-]
#268 - xylerthewolf (01/21/2015) [-]
User avatar #265 - adunsaveme (01/21/2015) [-]
That's retarded.
#254 - anonexplains (01/21/2015) [-]
lol u faggit
#253 - junkbumpkin (01/21/2015) [-]
"And before I get blasted I have personally struggled with my sexuality for years due to abuse and other issues"

Niggers should all go to hell. But before you hate me, remember, my best friend is black so it's ok.
#232 - furiousmarshmellow (01/21/2015) [-]
"I've had similar problems and I got over them very easily. So, I know for a fact that everyone who suffers the same won't act different."
User avatar #228 - isuriand (01/21/2015) [-]
You'd think this is some kind of joke but it's not; and that's the beauty of it.

If someone has the video of filthyfrank saying that please reply
#210 - qballextraction (01/21/2015) [-]
#188 - cheastnut (01/21/2015) [-]
>"mean this respectfully"
>"you're gay"
>I've struggled with this, and was abused"
#186 - darkangeloffire (01/21/2015) [-]
>thinks it's about fatguystrangler
>not wanting a woman to force you into sex makes you gay
User avatar #184 - mildlyangryrussian (01/21/2015) [-]
You are the worst type of person.
#180 - Jeff C (01/20/2015) [-]
Absolutely over-the-top level autism 10/10 not sure if trolling
User avatar #178 - kibbleking (01/20/2015) [-]
you're*
#175 - kanedam (01/20/2015) [-]
User avatar #171 - captainfuckitall (01/20/2015) [-]
I have never met a fuckhead quite as stupid as you. Please never breed. Please never come near me. Please just drown yourself.
User avatar #169 - thatoneiranianguy (01/20/2015) [-]
Got redirected here to "look at this autistic fuckery . . . " needless to say, I am not disappointed.

You might want to consider sterilizing yourself to prevent your genes from passing on to a delicate young Fräulein that was somehow miraculously coerced into accepting your seed.
#166 - ponydestroyer (01/20/2015) [-]
Jesus man i don't normally say shit like this but

man
you are class A retarded
like, if this was an airplane for mentally disabled people, you'd be the fucking pilot
you would pilot literally every single challenged person to their death because of that steatement
jesus fuck
#163 - bootyblaster (01/20/2015) [-]
#162 - zourch (01/20/2015) [-]
#160 - imjared (01/20/2015) [-]
not wanting to fuck an attractive girl doesn't make you gay
i would have, but that's because i'm not getting any, so i will fuck any girl with mild appeal
...ladies
#159 - thesadassasin (01/20/2015) [-]
User avatar #293 - Karibookiller (01/21/2015) [-]
source?
User avatar #301 - thesadassasin (01/21/2015) [-]
I have no idea, sorry man
#157 - Ulmer (01/20/2015) [-]
User avatar #87 - cuntism (01/20/2015) [-]
Are you fucking serious ? Just because you can't figure out if you like gloryholes or pussyholes don't push your own inability to figure out shit on others.

The man was drugged and raped. The deep seated issue is he was fucking drugged and raped

God you're stupid
User avatar #142 - sciencexplain (01/20/2015) [-]
That response was a strange blend of brutally honest, slightly vulgar in language and a dash of clarity to make it impossible to not understand. As much as I respect that you're sticking up for this rape victim person, you're arguing on the internet with a complete retard. Don't bother unless you're going to be amassing thumbs from your comments. Save yourself from losing the brain cells.
#174 - kanedam (01/20/2015) [-]
i got to remember that reply...
User avatar #148 - cuntism (01/20/2015) [-]
Arguing on the internet is like playing poker.

Sometimes you just have to keep playing, even the losing hands, because when you win it makes it all worth it
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User avatar #122 - cuntism (01/20/2015) [-]
Your logic is so bad I'm 90% sure you're trolling.

I know I'm not a paedophile and didn't need to fuck a child to find that out. Because I don't have the urge to fuck a child.

This is how people are sure, they don't get urges.

If you like them both then you're bisexual, moron.
#124 - jemmydubloon has deleted their comment.
User avatar #125 - cuntism (01/20/2015) [-]
But you're not helping. What you're saying isn't helpful at all, but not only that is counter-productive. You're reducing his suffering to sexual confusion.
#94 - infraredanus (01/20/2015) [-]
Not to mention the fact that THIS WASN'T OP!!!!
User avatar #95 - cuntism (01/20/2015) [-]
Yeah I know, I'm just replying to his comment
#96 - infraredanus (01/20/2015) [-]
Oh sorry, I men't that on his comment, not yours. It's supposed to be in conjunction with yours.
User avatar #97 - cuntism (01/20/2015) [-]
No problem, I figured you were making a generalization
#98 - infraredanus (01/20/2015) [-]
You are a fag Just fucking with you my man
User avatar #100 - cuntism (01/20/2015) [-]
I'm only fagel for you babeh. I wanna fagel your bagel
#101 - infraredanus (01/20/2015) [-]
What if I wanna Bagel your Fagel?
User avatar #103 - cuntism (01/20/2015) [-]
Then time to have a manmeat brekfast
#105 - infraredanus (01/20/2015) [-]
manmeat breakfast... I'm taking that and using it.
#36 - made accurate predictions or.... inspired great minds to r…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/09/2015 on back to the present +1
User avatar #72 - eiaisqzbsesb (01/09/2015) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEBPQO4Vz1I
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMZ2cyNxPwg

Hoverboards are a fucking scam, and I wouldn't call it's creator a great mind for creating something that already exists.

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