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#1466 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 07/24/2014 on Feels/depression thread 0
User avatar #1620 - angelmitskano (07/25/2014) [-]
Ugh...
What's that smell?
Oh yeah.
The smell of desperation.
Guys can smell it from a mile away.
What comes with desperation that's such a put off to guys? Being clingy. Talking about your problems all the time. Wanting constant assurance of affection.
Now you're talking about some other's guy's problems in addition to your own. Guys our age don't want to hear whining and complaining and problems. They have enough of their own. And that dick you just talked about? Fuck that shit. Don't be a fucking toaster. Always there when you need it, which isn't often.
Don't be so whiny.
#3016 - **jellywolf rolled image ** 05/31/2014 on This is what will turn you gay 0
#398 - Picture 03/25/2014 on Cutest Pet Picture Submission +1
#397 - This is Barkley, my Corgi This dog is the biggest as…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/25/2014 on Cutest Pet Picture Submission +1
#398 - jellywolf (03/25/2014) [-]
#112 - Thanks so much You just made my day  [+] (1 new reply) 02/15/2014 on I'd do anything for a black... 0
User avatar #113 - StonedMythic (02/15/2014) [-]
No problem, glad I could help out
#110 - added 02/15/2014 on I'd do anything for a black... 0
#107 - 3711-8777-7942 whats yours?  [+] (4 new replies) 02/15/2014 on I'd do anything for a black... 0
User avatar #109 - StonedMythic (02/15/2014) [-]
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User avatar #112 - jellywolf (02/15/2014) [-]
Thanks so much
You just made my day
User avatar #113 - StonedMythic (02/15/2014) [-]
No problem, glad I could help out
User avatar #110 - jellywolf (02/15/2014) [-]
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#103 - Seriously? That would be awesome. But I don't have much to…  [+] (6 new replies) 02/15/2014 on I'd do anything for a black... 0
User avatar #105 - StonedMythic (02/15/2014) [-]
Give me whatever, I don't care, what's your friend code?
User avatar #107 - jellywolf (02/15/2014) [-]
3711-8777-7942

whats yours?
User avatar #109 - StonedMythic (02/15/2014) [-]
4742 6060 6200
User avatar #112 - jellywolf (02/15/2014) [-]
Thanks so much
You just made my day
User avatar #113 - StonedMythic (02/15/2014) [-]
No problem, glad I could help out
User avatar #110 - jellywolf (02/15/2014) [-]
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#93 - 3 fang moves, Ice Fang, Thunder Fang, Fire Fang.  [+] (8 new replies) 02/15/2014 on I'd do anything for a black... 0
User avatar #98 - StonedMythic (02/15/2014) [-]
If you want one, I have one just like that (4th move Crunch) with EVs as follows: 252 Attack, 252 Speed and 4 HP, it's shiny too
User avatar #103 - jellywolf (02/15/2014) [-]
Seriously? That would be awesome.
But I don't have much to give in return. I could give a rotom or a imposter ditto but thats the best I got really.
User avatar #105 - StonedMythic (02/15/2014) [-]
Give me whatever, I don't care, what's your friend code?
User avatar #107 - jellywolf (02/15/2014) [-]
3711-8777-7942

whats yours?
User avatar #109 - StonedMythic (02/15/2014) [-]
4742 6060 6200
User avatar #112 - jellywolf (02/15/2014) [-]
Thanks so much
You just made my day
User avatar #113 - StonedMythic (02/15/2014) [-]
No problem, glad I could help out
User avatar #110 - jellywolf (02/15/2014) [-]
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#75 - I'm trying to breed a perfect IV Adamant 3 fang Mawile. Needle…  [+] (10 new replies) 02/14/2014 on I'd do anything for a black... 0
User avatar #79 - sirnigga (02/14/2014) [-]
3 fangs?
User avatar #93 - jellywolf (02/15/2014) [-]
3 fang moves, Ice Fang, Thunder Fang, Fire Fang.
User avatar #98 - StonedMythic (02/15/2014) [-]
If you want one, I have one just like that (4th move Crunch) with EVs as follows: 252 Attack, 252 Speed and 4 HP, it's shiny too
User avatar #103 - jellywolf (02/15/2014) [-]
Seriously? That would be awesome.
But I don't have much to give in return. I could give a rotom or a imposter ditto but thats the best I got really.
User avatar #105 - StonedMythic (02/15/2014) [-]
Give me whatever, I don't care, what's your friend code?
User avatar #107 - jellywolf (02/15/2014) [-]
3711-8777-7942

whats yours?
User avatar #109 - StonedMythic (02/15/2014) [-]
4742 6060 6200
User avatar #112 - jellywolf (02/15/2014) [-]
Thanks so much
You just made my day
User avatar #113 - StonedMythic (02/15/2014) [-]
No problem, glad I could help out
User avatar #110 - jellywolf (02/15/2014) [-]
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#1 - rakuraimasuta (02/06/2014) [-]
Comment section status: Virginity taken
Comment section status: Virginity taken
User avatar #2 to #1 - jellywolf (02/06/2014) [-]
Well now I feel violated.
Also slightly aroused
#3 to #2 - rakuraimasuta (02/06/2014) [-]
You think you are aroused/violated now, but soon you will be at a whole new level of violation/arousal.
You think you are aroused/violated now, but soon you will be at a whole new level of violation/arousal.
#6 to #3 - jellywolf (02/06/2014) [-]
I'm liking where this is going.
I'm liking where this is going.
#7 to #6 - rakuraimasuta (02/06/2014) [-]
Oh yeah, you like it dirty don't you?
Oh yeah, you like it dirty don't you?
#11 to #7 - jellywolf (02/06/2014) [-]
oh you bet
oh you bet
#15 to #14 - rakuraimasuta (02/06/2014) [-]
We got someone else who wants to join in on the fun.
#16 to #15 - jellywolf (02/06/2014) [-]
Good. The more the merrier.
Good. The more the merrier.
#17 to #16 - rakuraimasuta (02/06/2014) [-]
You're god damn right!
You're god damn right!
#4 to #3 - aroused (02/06/2014) [-]
I like what's going on here.
#5 to #4 - rakuraimasuta (02/06/2014) [-]
Would you like to join us?
Would you like to join us?
#8 to #5 - aroused (02/06/2014) [-]
Obviously.
Obviously.
#9 to #8 - rakuraimasuta (02/06/2014) [-]
Excellent
Excellent
#33 to #9 - aroused (02/06/2014) [-]
I only want to know if they'll make a sturdy steed. I won't lose a jousting tournament because my steed runs from the fight because the smell of food in the air.    
   
And a good tournament needs a good catering.
I only want to know if they'll make a sturdy steed. I won't lose a jousting tournament because my steed runs from the fight because the smell of food in the air.

And a good tournament needs a good catering.
#34 to #33 - rakuraimasuta (02/06/2014) [-]
They are well trained trained all of your needs will be meet.
They are well trained trained all of your needs will be meet.
#35 to #34 - aroused (02/06/2014) [-]
And for the evening entertainments?
And for the evening entertainments?
#36 to #35 - rakuraimasuta (02/06/2014) [-]
They shall all fight to the death!!!!!!
They shall all fight to the death!!!!!!
#37 to #36 - aroused (02/06/2014) [-]
Wonderful.
Wonderful.
#10 to #9 - aroused (02/06/2014) [-]
So, what have you planned for our... get-together?
So, what have you planned for our... get-together?
#12 to #10 - rakuraimasuta (02/06/2014) [-]
Anything goes
#18 to #12 - aroused (02/06/2014) [-]
Will we need a safeword?
Will we need a safeword?
#19 to #18 - rakuraimasuta (02/06/2014) [-]
Yeah it will be this   
   
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Yeah it will be this

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#22 to #19 - jellywolf (02/06/2014) [-]
So who wants to be the bitch?
So who wants to be the bitch?
#20 to #19 - aroused (02/06/2014) [-]
Safewords aren't supposed to be arousing.
Safewords aren't supposed to be arousing.
#21 to #20 - rakuraimasuta (02/06/2014) [-]
This is no ordinary orgy tho
This is no ordinary orgy tho
#23 to #21 - aroused (02/06/2014) [-]
Oh? What's special about this one besides having one weird ass safeword and barely enough participants to even be classified as an orgy.
Oh? What's special about this one besides having one weird ass safeword and barely enough participants to even be classified as an orgy.
#24 to #23 - rakuraimasuta (02/06/2014) [-]
Their will be like fifty fat chicks covered in hot butter jacked up on PCP
Their will be like fifty fat chicks covered in hot butter jacked up on PCP
#25 to #24 - aroused (02/06/2014) [-]
Do I get to ride them like horse? Will we have jousting tournaments?
Do I get to ride them like horse? Will we have jousting tournaments?
#26 to #25 - rakuraimasuta (02/06/2014) [-]
What ever your heart desires. We can even have them fight to the death in a neo-futuristic gladiatorial maze filled with all kinds of horrors : D
What ever your heart desires. We can even have them fight to the death in a neo-futuristic gladiatorial maze filled with all kinds of horrors : D
#27 to #26 - aroused (02/06/2014) [-]
Where would we get another fifty fatties for the next time, if they die? Planning ahead, sir.   
   
No maze. A good arena &amp; wild animals. I'd love to see them run.
Where would we get another fifty fatties for the next time, if they die? Planning ahead, sir.

No maze. A good arena & wild animals. I'd love to see them run.
#28 to #27 - rakuraimasuta (02/06/2014) [-]
I live in 'merica.   
I'm sure I can find many more.
I live in 'merica.
I'm sure I can find many more.
#31 to #28 - aroused (02/06/2014) [-]
Seems that all that fat in our conversation has clogged up the veins of reply. : (   
   
I wasn't even aware, that there is a &quot;finest fatty&quot; classification. Sounds like something farmers are into.
Seems that all that fat in our conversation has clogged up the veins of reply. : (

I wasn't even aware, that there is a "finest fatty" classification. Sounds like something farmers are into.
#32 to #31 - rakuraimasuta (02/06/2014) [-]
Yeah I guess they are more well bred or something or they eat only the finest fatty foods.
Yeah I guess they are more well bred or something or they eat only the finest fatty foods.
#29 to #28 - aroused (02/06/2014) [-]
No Walmart peasants. I have seen their kind on the internet. These will not please me.
No Walmart peasants. I have seen their kind on the internet. These will not please me.
#30 to #29 - rakuraimasuta (02/06/2014) [-]
Why of course only the finest fatties!
Why of course only the finest fatties!
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