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| #6 - *fixed [+] (5 new replies) | 08/05/2015 on yeah pretty much | +66 |
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| #85 - Good luck! [+] (1 new reply) | 08/05/2015 on addy answers your fitness... | +1 |
| #81 - Well if cardio isn't an option you should try other high-burn … [+] (3 new replies) | 08/05/2015 on addy answers your fitness... | +1 |
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| #77 - Working out helped me improve my self esteem greatly. It reall… | 08/05/2015 on addy answers your fitness... | 0 |
| #76 - All that targeting crap doesn't work. To melt bellyfat i recom… [+] (5 new replies) | 08/05/2015 on addy answers your fitness... | +3 |
| Well if cardio isn't an option you should try other high-burn workouts like burpees, jump squats, dumbell swings etc. | ||
| #3 - I regret this deal [+] (1 new reply) | 08/05/2015 on Press the button 2 | +8 |
 I would slam that button down with my dick, Nic Cage is gr8, m8, and having dinner all the time with him would be cool, as long as he talked back. | ||
| #2 - Picture | 08/05/2015 on Family Cars | +5 |
| #17 - Picture | 08/05/2015 on She has no panties | +11 |
| #103 - If she's from Germany how are you gonna teach her english? | 08/05/2015 on Name this girl! | +1 |
| #20 - gr8 roll mm8 | 08/05/2015 on Tumblr visits 4chan | +2 |
| #14 - My local pool had this and it was awesome! The next night … | 08/05/2015 on (untitled) | 0 |
| #32 - yea. don't you? | 08/04/2015 on Oh | 0 |
| #6 - thank mr. cat | 08/04/2015 on immunity cat | 0 |
| #6 - Nobody would **** Lisa Lampanelli [+] (1 new reply) | 08/04/2015 on Lisa | 0 |
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| #3 - Vegeta smashing that makes me jelly [+] (1 new reply) | 08/04/2015 on Ronda Rousey fisting The Rock | 0 |
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| #5 - Picture [+] (4 new replies) | 08/04/2015 on omg it's god | +214 |
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| #4 - Comment deleted | 08/04/2015 on omg it's god | 0 |
| #3 - TFW I know what a cheating gf feels like [+] (31 new replies) | 08/04/2015 on Oh | +177 |
 She's probably not THAT much looser, you probably couldn't feel the difference. #8 -
anon (08/04/2015) [-] Sounds like someone needs to git gud. They aint gun cheat if u a beast in bed. #27 -
johnrocks (08/04/2015) [-]  some people just can't handle issues appropriately. being great in the sack don't mean shit if there's hurt feelings involved - especially if you're not around and they're the kind of person that really needs the validation and attention of others to feel good about themselves, while priding themselves on their independence. That's a super dangerous combo. #47 -
anon (08/04/2015) [-]  #43 -
anon (08/04/2015) [-] "and they're the kind of person that really needs the validation and attention of others to feel good about themselves, while priding themselves on their independence." I feel suddenly very uncomfortable for how well this describes me. It does not imply good things, and I'm wondering what to do with this information now.  it's not necessarily something that needs to be fixed, just carefully thought about. Here's two good ways of thinking, and it's good advice for everybody: 1. People respect those that don't crave their attention. Not sure why, but it's truth. If you're always chasing after approval you won't get it. Look at every movie-mother-in-law. It's okay to chip in with thoughts and opinions, and share things, but don't say/do things just to fill in the space. Wait until you have something actually smart/funny to say, say it, and then pipe down. And don't laugh much at your own jokes. They'll start respecting you more, and listening when you speak. 2. Nothing wrong with being independent and proud of it, but pretty much everyone has independence once they're out from under their parent's thumb. Just realize that independence doesn't mean not caring about others. Having the freedom to make choices gives the freedom to make wrong ones. Part of being an adult is weighing what you want to do with what is the right thing to do, and the right thing is usually not to hurt someone.  " they're the kind of person that really needs the validation and attention of others to feel good about themselves, while priding themselves on their independence." My ex to the letter #38 -
senorsamuel (08/04/2015) [-] Oh god... IT'S NOT JUST ME. I just found out 3 days ago that my (now) ex has been doing something similar for a month with some faggot. Now she says she loves me but I ain't falling for this shit.  bruh. A slut is a slut. Doesn't matter how good you are they're eventually going to fuck some other dude. You assume that the slut in question has sex with some other dude cause omgfeelssogood and shit. Really it's because said slut wants to be closer to that person and they don't know how to establish a relationship without sex because they're boring shallow people and anyone who got to know them without getting laid/a blowjob would figure that out. So in order to cement a relationship and ensure that people like them they fuck anybody they get close to and have even the most remote interest in/ attraction to. #17 -
oranyonereally (08/04/2015) [-]  #11 -
madmalkavian (08/04/2015) [-] Did you assume I was a woman because I had a boyfriend? Sorry dear but you're just being a bitch. Not all men are pigs nor are all women cunts but clearly there are some exceptions to that rule. How about you not assume shit about peoples performance in bed? #6 -
madmalkavian (08/04/2015) [-] Yep. Also makes you feel like you did things wrongly, even if you didn't. I'm still not entirely over mine but life goes on and i'd prefer to not wallow pointlessly. You guys?  First girlfriend cheated on me, when i learned and confronted her about it she attacked me with a bat... lets just say it's scared me, but i've moved on and have a much healthier happier relationship but nah bruv, cheating is one of the worst fucking thing you can do, no way in hell i'd ever trust a friend or forgive them if they did she was an abusive cunt, didn't like her "toys" getting too smart... | ||
| #8 - >Not having a qt gf to make out with on train [+] (4 new replies) | 08/04/2015 on how to deal with PDA | 0 |
 I've honestly only seen one guy smoke Marlboro my entire life, every other person has been a chick. So you know, I kind of think your image is rather redundant. | ||
| #2 - People act Mexican on El Cinco by drinking tequilla and eating tacos. [+] (1 new reply) | 08/04/2015 on Mayo | +3 |
| But I do that every day. It's just on Cinco De Mayo, I add a sombrero. | ||
| #11 - ibn4 lazy faggots don't turn in work=lazy faggots failing classes | 08/04/2015 on Tumblr's View on School | +1 |
| #72 - Could you mention me so i don't have to search for MD/DE/VA | 08/04/2015 on Idea: Meet new friends | 0 |
| #79 - Honestly America needs a good businessman to get us out of our debt/. | 08/04/2015 on Tramp | +2 |
| #27 - Picture | 08/04/2015 on Expand the swiggity swoogy | +8 |
| #10 - Your dads name is pinkamenpie? [+] (4 new replies) | 08/03/2015 on Fuck | +13 |
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