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jellyroller

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Date Signed Up:1/24/2014
Last Login:1/13/2016
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Content Ranking:#1963
Comment Ranking:#823
Highest Content Rank:#466
Highest Comment Rank:#533
Content Thumbs: 6408 total,  6875 ,  467
Comment Thumbs: 6736 total,  7074 ,  338
Content Level Progress: 86% (86/100)
Level 148 Content: Faptastic → Level 149 Content: Faptastic
Comment Level Progress: 47% (47/100)
Level 248 Comments: Doinitrite → Level 249 Comments: Doinitrite
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Content Views:300649
Times Content Favorited:282 times
Total Comments Made:415
FJ Points:9733

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#4 - She used to be my go-to-girl for faps now my fetishes are…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/04/2015 on Bouncy +19
#10 - stoptakingnames (10/04/2015) [-]
#7 - anon (10/04/2015) [-]
Damn, I love this video.
#5 - Its almost sweet how he tries to get her out of the way. 10/04/2015 on pepsi +1
#3 - Picture 10/02/2015 on A Dream that never came +4
#3 - >why Houston is a great place to live >gets mugged  [+] (8 new replies) 10/02/2015 on Hey FJ, let's find this nignog +172
#8 - Blackmane (10/02/2015) [-]
have this
#15 - anon (10/02/2015) [-]
but its pronounce eye ron ee

not iron-e

fucking americans
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#57 - meganinja (10/02/2015) [-]
What? how do you pronounce iron? Eye run ee , and irony Eye run ee
#18 - anon (10/02/2015) [-]
who the fuck cares how it's pronounced? Iron-e, iron-knee, iron-fuck off.
#38 - jacodpwns (10/02/2015) [-]
Iron-Knee?
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#33 - sonicsyndicate (10/02/2015) [-]
iron-bee
#71 - cutegif (10/02/2015) [-]
WHAT'S THIS?
#52 - ...Goddamn logic. 09/22/2015 on Kickass Facts Part 13: Luck... +4
#9 - part 4 09/21/2015 on Deadpool Kills the Marvel... +4
#32 - pls 09/21/2015 on Deadpool Kills the Marvel... 0
#1 - I seriously thought he was gonna die  [+] (1 new reply) 09/19/2015 on Gonna try it out right away +29
#2 - lolglolblol (09/19/2015) [-]
As did I when i first saw this
#1 - That's bananas 09/19/2015 on Made of pencils -2
#1 - Picture 09/19/2015 on The Man +25
#3 - How he does it.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/19/2015 on Card control +75
#4 - shanmstr (09/19/2015) [-]
he brought in a cooler
#5 - **** I THOUGHT WE WERE PASSED THIS 09/19/2015 on Batman proves once again he... +36
#1 - Until she appears in your back-seat.  [+] (11 new replies) 09/19/2015 on Bloody Mary Bloody Mary... +305
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#27 - medexplain (09/19/2015) [-]
I drive a 2-door coupe with no backseats. Chkm8
#15 - lookatmyhouseofwax (09/19/2015) [-]
Seat ejection in every seat except drivers
#41 - saladiskilling (09/19/2015) [-]
SOLOMON! I HAVE RETURNED!!!!
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#22 - jwash (09/19/2015) [-]
Seato ejecto cuz!
#3 - anon (09/19/2015) [-]
Gas, ass, or grass.
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#38 - batmanbeyonddgrave (09/19/2015) [-]
i really hate that saying, if a friend asks me for a ride to walmart or some shit, i'm going to give it to them, because they're my friend
#39 - saladiskilling (09/19/2015) [-]
I think you're missing a great opportunity to have sex with your friends...that's not very friendly.

You're not a good friend.
#40 - batmanbeyonddgrave (09/19/2015) [-]
i'm sorry
#42 - saladiskilling (09/19/2015) [-]
Apology accepted, you get thumbs for broccori cran, too.
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#2 - Proximity (09/19/2015) [-]
Motorcycle!
#18 - OldSnake (09/19/2015) [-]
#27 - Is Soul Eater Not worth watching?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/13/2015 on Franken Stein Facts 0
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#29 - chaossniper (09/13/2015) [-]
there is literally "not" in the title
#1 - Getting back to the .gifs of old I see.  [+] (3 new replies) 09/12/2015 on Piss +152
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#12 - muffincannibal (09/13/2015) [-]
I didn't know gifs were dead, I still use them all the time.
#2 - azsx (09/12/2015) [-]
were is that from?
#3 - I'll take things that never happened for 300 please.  [+] (4 new replies) 09/07/2015 on Fake or real? +17
#8 - mastercolossus (09/08/2015) [-]
ive seen similar things happen before.
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#4 - shutupsocks (09/07/2015) [-]
OK, here's a true story then. Several years ago, when a friend of mine moved, he had a house-warming party. I found my way there alright, but got lost one the way home, and around 3am, I found myself on a notoriously bad street. I was stopped at a light when out of nowhere, a skinny, old black lady came running up to my car and started screaming and beating on my windows. I panicked and ran 4 red lights to get away. It didn't occur to me until later that she may have been in trouble and not attacking me as I initially thought, but it was too late at this point. Anyway, this really did happen.
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#6 - marno (09/08/2015) [-]
I was once stopped at a red light in a ghetto neighborhood with the top off my convertible. A BSBG was all like "ayy yo nigga can I git a riyyeeed?" and I said "No." so he said "Don' be gay!" walked up to my car, as soon as he touched it I floored it through that shit. I don't know if he was going to kill me, or just get in the car, but I don't think he was coming to apologize for his rude behavior.
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#7 - nachobeldavid (09/08/2015) [-]
Nice, I believe it. I had a respectable gentleman force his way into my car after I told him no. I placed my 45 against his skull and said, "Get out." I don't drive into the hood anymore.
#2 - Such a happy kitty. 09/07/2015 on Break up +47
#9 - These kids have to be god-tier to receive national coverage. O… 09/06/2015 on Based +1
#3 - If she wants something special and little I think I can help t… 09/06/2015 on Special gifts 0
#1 - **jellyroller used "*roll picture*"** **jellyroller rolled … 09/06/2015 on Studie 0
#9 - **jellyroller used "*roll picture*"** **jellyroller rolled … 09/05/2015 on Double Jumping in Real Life 0
#22 - **jellyroller used "*roll picture*"** **jellyroller rolled … 09/05/2015 on It's Friday night, who's... 0
#20 - Comment deleted 09/05/2015 on It's Friday night, who's... 0
#10 - TFW under the height average. 09/05/2015 on 200 0
#1 - I love Archer.  [+] (3 new replies) 09/05/2015 on See my vest +59
#13 - anon (09/05/2015) [-]
archer vice (season 3) sucked though. thankfully they gave up on that.
#2 - ohhh (09/05/2015) [-]
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#8 - boomerpyro (09/05/2015) [-]
put it on a loop, sick beat

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