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| #2 - 0/10 not enough Pokemon to be smash | 01/08/2016 on chomp | -8 |
| #2 - Picture | 01/08/2016 on IGN Forums | 0 |
| #2 - Picture | 01/08/2016 on New Year's Resolutions | +2 |
| #1 - Picture | 01/08/2016 on Meme? | +1 |
| #5 - this is the first time one of your comps have actually made me laff. | 12/20/2015 on TUmblr comp | 0 |
| #4 - **** Harry. | 12/20/2015 on TUmblr comp | 0 |
| #2 - >stealing the hat of an armed cop. | 12/20/2015 on prankster feels the long... | +6 |
| #2 - Honestly as I could not give **** what a person wants t… [+] (45 new replies) | 12/20/2015 on Honest sexuality flags | +333 |
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anon (12/20/2015) [-] YOU ARE BRAINWASHED BY EVIL RUSSIAN MEDIA HOW DARE YOU NOT SUPPORT THE LGBT MOVMENT #32 -
vymastenaochechula (12/20/2015) [-] "couldn't care less" - I haven't seen correct form in months, it's beautiful i was like you once. saying "oh yeah just let gays have their right for marriage they aren't harming anyone" Few months later when i see gays shit talking straights and saying we're oppressing them and that we actually wish we could have them i realized that i wish fags were still killed on sight let's just put your stupid comment back a few decades. i was like you once. saying "oh yeah just let niggers have their right for marriage, they aren't harming anyone" few months later when i see nigger shits talking to proppers saying we're oppressing them, and that we actually wish they would realize that we want niggers were still killed on sight. sounds kinda wrong dont you think? thing is. homosexuals arent harming anyone, you are. im not going all sjw here, im not saying that gay people should have more rights than you (heterosexual i believe) if im reading your comment correctly you are scared of them due to the heat against the white heterosexual male. im scared when you say that people like me should be killed on sight because i slam my bananajammer into the old dirt bucket once in a while and would also like to marry my beutifull man and tell the world that this makes me happy. by letting your influence of some homosexuals be the judge of all, you are as bad as the sjw hate of the hetero white male. tldr: do to others what you wish others should do to you. so don't fuck with me. Ok first off i'm not white or at least not fully white second of i don't fear homos i find them fucking annoying. Like we fucking get it dude, you suck dick. Stop waving it in everyone's face like it's something special. you lot preach love and acceptance yet the moment someone says "i don't have to accept you" he's classed a homophobe. I had no hate towards fags til they started acting all high and mighty and treating everyone who isn't gay like shit because somehow I or any other straight person holds "collective guilt" for shit that other people do. tl;dr: I had nothing against homos til they started dogpiling everyone who wasn't straight just like how you soft niggers are dogpiling me for having a different opinion than yours hold on. you're not a homophobe and you still want us killed on sight? that's kinda contradictory. "I shit talk gay people because one gay guy said something bad about straights. I hate it when people complain about someone's sexuality like that! Fucking gays!" #119 -
adhdtookmyaccount (12/20/2015) [-] I don't get why people keep hating on gays. Honestly people who do that are almost as bad as Kylo Ren when he killed his father Han Solo I keep confusing that name for the instructor guy from jedi academy 1st look out for that edge 2nd there are bitching people on both side of the situation, and you are one of them apparently, so grow a dick and stop complaining... Edge is if someone trys to be hardcore and badass be as much unconform as it can possible get, normaly you would use that for Charakters like Shadow the Hedgehog, who Comes with so edgy lines that you find it already redicilous, just like our friend here. oh so it's fine to call straights names but i call you a dick sucking queer and i'm "homophobic" There's a long way between calling someone a dick sucking queer and wishing a lot of people who share one characteristic would be killed on sight because a very small group of them insulted you. Only little bitch here is your queer ass literally being someone's bitch #52 -
anon (12/20/2015) [-] naa man if fags were killed on sight this world would be a better place. better yet keep them alive and torture them along with fags like you that support them. ah. good fucking thoughts. #335 -
deathbyseth (12/21/2015) [-] Really glad there are people like this guy in the world. Those are the real examples of fighting prejudice; when you don't condemn an entire group of people for the actions of a few. As a gay dude, let me just take a second to apologize for what these "Social Justice Warriors" are doing. I actually thought this post was funny up until I saw the last flag. That kind of shit infuriates me. When I hear other gay people talk about how we need to move towards "acceptance", and "understanding", and "open-mindedness, I'm all for it! But it's those very same people that will turn around and scream at straight white guys saying that they're the reason for all of the worlds problems. How the hell is that open-minded, or understanding, or in the least bit accepting? Do you want to know WHY straight-white-guys rule the world? It's because they don't have a scapegoat. If they fail, they don't have anyone to blame but themselves, so the only option for most of them is to simply not fail. It would have been so easy for me to jump on the "social justice" and "equality" bandwagon, and blame all of my problems on "straight white guys oppressing me because I like big oily chests and biceps"... But I'm simply not oppressed, nor do I feel like I am. Just know that, out of all the gay people I know personally (not from the internet or tv), more of them are with you than against you on this. Hopefully that means something good. | ||
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| #1 - If she doesn't appreciate them she doesn't deserve them. | 12/20/2015 on she got what she asked for | +1 |
| #1 - Picture [+] (1 new reply) | 12/20/2015 on Hacker | +43 |
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| #2 - This is straight Tin-Foil Hats. ibn4 da jews did dis | 12/13/2015 on Star Wars | 0 |
| #1 - **jellyroller used "*roll picture*"** **jellyroller rolled … [+] (5 new replies) | 12/13/2015 on how to make friends | +84 |
| As a guy who works at a tire store, I have no trouble believing this. | ||
| #1 - Braumstache. [+] (1 new reply) | 12/13/2015 on man up dude | +4 |
| #5 - Is it a troll or is it retardation? [+] (1 new reply) | 12/13/2015 on TRIGGTRIGG! | 0 |
| #3 - The scary thing is i got halfway through before i realized it … | 12/13/2015 on Wa-Wa Someone call the... | 0 |
| #1 - Picture [+] (10 new replies) | 12/13/2015 on Kancho | +133 |
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sesshii (12/13/2015) [-] Sennen means "a thousand years" and Goroshi mean Kill/being killed. "[Being] killed [a] thousand years" sounds a bit weird so Thousand years of death is still accurate and sounds way cooler. Also How the hell did they mistake koroshi(death/kill) with itami(pain). 4kids used babelfish for their translation? Oh nvm... 4kids. They didn't even mistranslate it, they censored the word Death in the same way they did with Bakura's card in Yu-gi-oh. #65 -
anon (12/13/2015) [-] Seriously? I always thought it was genuinely pain. Pain even makes more sense, imo. How does one die for a thousand years? ===3 Also I'm not logged in GG. I r Basalm. Just checked the wiki, the correct translation is One Thousand Years of Death, and apparently the 'pain' bit is the miss-translation. From the wiki: The official name for this technique is Sennen Goroshi. However, the name is sometimes thought erroneously to be Sennen Gurushi (千年苦し), meaning something along the lines of "Thousand Years of Pain". | ||
| #1 - Jim Gaffigan has lots of great material. [+] (1 new reply) | 12/13/2015 on creation of christmas | +40 |
| #2 - Picture | 12/13/2015 on Shove a deathcock in me | +1 |
| #4 - Picture [+] (6 new replies) | 12/11/2015 on ISIS vs Cartel (El Chapo) | +321 |
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| #2 - >be Eric >be a ******* legend [+] (11 new replies) | 12/11/2015 on Bunch of webms | +527 |
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undreamtstorm (12/12/2015) [-] Actually that's a bare eyed cockatoo www.birdchannel.com/bird-species/profiles/bare-eyed-cockatoo-2.aspx | ||
| #4 - Comment deleted | 12/11/2015 on Move along... | 0 |
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| #1 - Picture | 12/11/2015 on Well, its Pizza... | +6 |
| #2 - MY INTERNET IS GARBAGE, YOURS IT IS TOO, YOU GUESSED RIGHT, WE… [+] (2 new replies) | 12/11/2015 on Twitch Chat At Its Finest | +13 |
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