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Date Signed Up:1/24/2014
Last Login:1/13/2016
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#2 - 0/10 not enough Pokemon to be smash 01/08/2016 on chomp -8
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#5 - this is the first time one of your comps have actually made me laff. 12/20/2015 on TUmblr comp 0
#4 - **** Harry. 12/20/2015 on TUmblr comp 0
#2 - >stealing the hat of an armed cop. 12/20/2015 on prankster feels the long... +6
#2 - Honestly as I could not give **** what a person wants t…  [+] (45 new replies) 12/20/2015 on Honest sexuality flags +333
#340 - hypocritical (12/21/2015) [-]
what if they're in an asshole elbow deep
#308 - ubercookieboy (12/21/2015) [-]
Yeah! Fuck assholes!
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#95 - mooghens (12/20/2015) [-]
Me neither.
I do however take offense when you expect me to call someone a woman when they are clearly not. It's their fucking delusion. Not mine.
#81 - lazypaul (12/20/2015) [-]
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#76 - chaosascendingx (12/20/2015) [-]
idunno about you but i like fucking assholes
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#67 - kibbleking (12/20/2015) [-]
I like children then, if you insist.
#65 - anon (12/20/2015) [-]
YOU ARE BRAINWASHED BY EVIL RUSSIAN MEDIA

HOW DARE YOU NOT SUPPORT THE LGBT MOVMENT
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#43 - andreewkun (12/20/2015) [-]
What if you're into assholes?
#32 - vymastenaochechula (12/20/2015) [-]
"couldn't care less" - I haven't seen correct form in months, it's beautiful
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#10 - psychotayto (12/20/2015) [-]
i was like you once. saying "oh yeah just let gays have their right for marriage they aren't harming anyone"

Few months later when i see gays shit talking straights and saying we're oppressing them and that we actually wish we could have them i realized that i wish fags were still killed on sight
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#368 - emilishous (12/21/2015) [-]
let's just put your stupid comment back a few decades.
i was like you once. saying "oh yeah just let niggers have their right for marriage, they aren't harming anyone"

few months later when i see nigger shits talking to proppers saying we're oppressing them, and that we actually wish they would realize that we want niggers were still killed on sight.

sounds kinda wrong dont you think?


thing is. homosexuals arent harming anyone, you are. im not going all sjw here, im not saying that gay people should have more rights than you (heterosexual i believe) if im reading your comment correctly you are scared of them due to the heat against the white heterosexual male.

im scared when you say that people like me should be killed on sight because i slam my bananajammer into the old dirt bucket once in a while and would also like to marry my beutifull man and tell the world that this makes me happy.

by letting your influence of some homosexuals be the judge of all, you are as bad as the sjw hate of the hetero white male.

tldr: do to others what you wish others should do to you. so don't fuck with me.

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#371 - psychotayto (12/22/2015) [-]
Ok first off i'm not white or at least not fully white second of i don't fear homos i find them fucking annoying.

Like we fucking get it dude, you suck dick. Stop waving it in everyone's face like it's something special.

you lot preach love and acceptance yet the moment someone says "i don't have to accept you" he's classed a homophobe. I had no hate towards fags til they started acting all high and mighty and treating everyone who isn't gay like shit because somehow I or any other straight person holds "collective guilt" for shit that other people do.

tl;dr: I had nothing against homos til they started dogpiling everyone who wasn't straight just like how you soft niggers are dogpiling me for having a different opinion than yours
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#372 - emilishous (12/22/2015) [-]
hold on. you're not a homophobe and you still want us killed on sight? that's kinda contradictory.
#295 - Nahyon (12/21/2015) [-]
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#284 - therealtjthemedic (12/21/2015) [-]
"I shit talk gay people because one gay guy said something bad about straights. I hate it when people complain about someone's sexuality like that! Fucking gays!"
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#367 - psychotayto (12/21/2015) [-]
learn to read sperg
#217 - apllo (12/21/2015) [-]
#230 - psychotayto (12/21/2015) [-]
you cared enough to post a webm reply to me
#245 - apllo (12/21/2015) [-]
you're not worth much time
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#123 - captainprincess (12/20/2015) [-]
thats because youre psychotic
#119 - adhdtookmyaccount (12/20/2015) [-]
I don't get why people keep hating on gays. Honestly people who do that are almost as bad as Kylo Ren when he killed his father Han Solo
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#126 - captainprincess (12/20/2015) [-]
I keep confusing that name for the instructor guy from jedi academy
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#77 - bigbadpapaboris (12/20/2015) [-]
1st look out for that edge

2nd there are bitching people on both side of the situation, and you are one of them apparently, so grow a dick and stop complaining...
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#109 - purdon (12/20/2015) [-]
"Look out for that edge".

Is he on a cliff?
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#197 - blackmageewizardt (12/20/2015) [-]
Edge is if someone trys to be hardcore and badass be as much unconform as it can possible get, normaly you would use that for Charakters like Shadow the Hedgehog, who Comes with so edgy lines that you find it already redicilous, just like our friend here.
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#198 - purdon (12/20/2015) [-]
I know.

I just decided to make a shit joke.
#199 - blackmageewizardt (12/20/2015) [-]
**blackmageewizardt used "*roll picture*"**
**blackmageewizardt rolled image**Welp now i feel stupid
#201 - purdon (12/20/2015) [-]
**purdon used "*roll picture*"**
**purdon rolled image**
Don't feel stupid.

It was a shit joke, and it is difficult at times recognising when someone has made one. Same goes for sarcasm.
#42 - andywazowski (12/20/2015) [-]
Bwaha, someone called me names because I'm straight. Grow the fuck up
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#235 - psychotayto (12/21/2015) [-]
oh so it's fine to call straights names but i call you a dick sucking queer and i'm "homophobic"
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#366 - andywazowski (12/21/2015) [-]
Are you really that stupid?
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#285 - amusingusername (12/21/2015) [-]
There's a long way between calling someone a dick sucking queer and wishing a lot of people who share one characteristic would be killed on sight because a very small group of them insulted you.
#225 - zanybruh (12/21/2015) [-]
I love Grade and his crass humor.
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#22 - trollmobile (12/20/2015) [-]
so what you're saying is that you're a pissy little bitch.
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#238 - psychotayto (12/21/2015) [-]
Only little bitch here is your queer ass literally being someone's bitch
#52 - anon (12/20/2015) [-]
naa man if fags were killed on sight this world would be a better place.

better yet keep them alive and torture them along with fags like you that support them.

ah. good fucking thoughts.
#195 - cattestacles (12/20/2015) [-]
>Calling people fags
>posting as anon

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#53 - trollmobile (12/20/2015) [-]
you seem to be a humongus faggot
let's start with you.
#335 - deathbyseth (12/21/2015) [-]
Really glad there are people like this guy in the world. Those are the real examples of fighting prejudice; when you don't condemn an entire group of people for the actions of a few.

As a gay dude, let me just take a second to apologize for what these "Social Justice Warriors" are doing. I actually thought this post was funny up until I saw the last flag. That kind of shit infuriates me.

When I hear other gay people talk about how we need to move towards "acceptance", and "understanding", and "open-mindedness, I'm all for it! But it's those very same people that will turn around and scream at straight white guys saying that they're the reason for all of the worlds problems. How the hell is that open-minded, or understanding, or in the least bit accepting?

Do you want to know WHY straight-white-guys rule the world? It's because they don't have a scapegoat. If they fail, they don't have anyone to blame but themselves, so the only option for most of them is to simply not fail. It would have been so easy for me to jump on the "social justice" and "equality" bandwagon, and blame all of my problems on "straight white guys oppressing me because I like big oily chests and biceps"... But I'm simply not oppressed, nor do I feel like I am.

Just know that, out of all the gay people I know personally (not from the internet or tv), more of them are with you than against you on this. Hopefully that means something good.
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#321 - Lolzster (12/21/2015) [-]
No brakes on the trollmobile, damn.
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#183 - nerdking (12/20/2015) [-]
Dude, you came in like a Reking ball.
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#181 - aerosol (12/20/2015) [-]
brutal.gif
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#3 - stonetomcat (12/20/2015) [-]
oh shit
that 4chan fellow is at it again
#2 - This is straight Tin-Foil Hats. ibn4 da jews did dis 12/13/2015 on Star Wars 0
#1 - **jellyroller used "*roll picture*"** **jellyroller rolled …  [+] (5 new replies) 12/13/2015 on how to make friends +84
#21 - itskennyandjosh (12/14/2015) [-]
This idiot obviously didn't use 2 inch screws
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#2 - bobtombobbob (12/13/2015) [-]
A woman in my town did this
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#18 - coffinsalesman (12/14/2015) [-]
As a guy who works at a tire store, I have no trouble believing this.
#5 - anon (12/13/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image** ouch
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#19 - manza (12/14/2015) [-]
Nice picture.
#1 - Braumstache.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/13/2015 on man up dude +4
#2 - trollozar (12/14/2015) [-]
**trollozar used "*roll picture*"**
**trollozar rolled image** one day, i might be as manly as his shadow
#5 - Is it a troll or is it retardation?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/13/2015 on TRIGGTRIGG! 0
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#10 - hurpfry (12/13/2015) [-]
I think the original post was retardation, the other one was trolling
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#40 - alpako (12/13/2015) [-]
Kakashi Hatake - A Thousand Years of Death
here, hold this
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#4 - Tusura (12/13/2015) [-]
One thousand years of pain!

I know that Jutsu anywhere...
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#48 - seferofe (12/13/2015) [-]
And you got it wrong.

It's One Thousand Years of Death.
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#51 - Tusura (12/13/2015) [-]
When I watched that episode, subbed, almost 10 years ago, It was written as One Thousand Years of Pain.

If it's death, then it was a translation error. I don't speak/read japanese at all.
#58 - sesshii (12/13/2015) [-]
Sennen means "a thousand years" and Goroshi mean Kill/being killed.
"[Being] killed [a] thousand years" sounds a bit weird so Thousand years of death is still accurate and sounds way cooler.
Also How the hell did they mistake koroshi(death/kill) with itami(pain).
4kids used babelfish for their translation? Oh nvm... 4kids.
They didn't even mistranslate it, they censored the word Death in the same way they did with Bakura's card in Yu-gi-oh.
#65 - anon (12/13/2015) [-]
Seriously?
I always thought it was genuinely pain.
Pain even makes more sense, imo.
How does one die for a thousand years? ===3
Also I'm not logged in GG.
I r Basalm.
#66 - sesshii (12/13/2015) [-]
Well, i think it stems from the old Japanese hell which is somewhat similar to hell in which you die over and over again in torment until destroys your spirit.
#67 - sesshii (12/13/2015) [-]
Christian hell*
until it*
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#53 - seferofe (12/13/2015) [-]
Just checked the wiki, the correct translation is One Thousand Years of Death, and apparently the 'pain' bit is the miss-translation.

From the wiki:
The official name for this technique is Sennen Goroshi. However, the name is sometimes thought erroneously to be Sennen Gurushi (千年苦し), meaning something along the lines of "Thousand Years of Pain".
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#11 - kamehameleon (12/13/2015) [-]
And your profile pic just makes it all the better
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#46 - pooniemac (12/13/2015) [-]
BROTHER
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#25 - anon (12/11/2015) [-]
Take this
#62 - anon (12/11/2015) [-]
>only mouths "fight"
gb2tumblr with your shit half second gifs
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#68 - gcloud (12/11/2015) [-]
Its actually a garbage level gif, idk why people are trying to defend it
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#42 - spacehawk (12/11/2015) [-]
... why?
#49 - anon (12/11/2015) [-]
Fuck you, that's why.
#2 - >be Eric >be a ******* legend  [+] (11 new replies) 12/11/2015 on Bunch of webms +527
#37 - admiralen (12/11/2015) [-]
Eric does speedruns
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#25 - sixtysixandsix (12/11/2015) [-]
What's Eric's species?
inb4 Fuckin' legend
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#59 - drastronomy (12/12/2015) [-]
Its a bird i think
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#32 - becauseoprahsaidso (12/11/2015) [-]
is a bird
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#30 - quotetype (12/11/2015) [-]
bird
#26 - abatror (12/11/2015) [-]
Fuckin' legend Goffin's Cockatoo
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#58 - abatror (12/12/2015) [-]
Actually You're right
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#42 - gaddy (12/11/2015) [-]
Parroticus Legendioso Fu**
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#27 - sixtysixandsix (12/11/2015) [-]
ty m8
#3 - RandomMRTroll (12/11/2015) [-]
>Fucking Lester Avin' a giggle
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#7 - anon (12/11/2015) [-]
It means good game if anyone is wondering
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#5 - zaxzwim (12/11/2015) [-]
that's a funny way of saying Australian

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