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jellyroller

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Date Signed Up:1/24/2014
Last Login:1/13/2016
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#1963
Comment Ranking:#823
Highest Content Rank:#466
Highest Comment Rank:#533
Content Thumbs: 6408 total,  6875 ,  467
Comment Thumbs: 6736 total,  7074 ,  338
Content Level Progress: 86% (86/100)
Level 148 Content: Faptastic → Level 149 Content: Faptastic
Comment Level Progress: 47% (47/100)
Level 248 Comments: Doinitrite → Level 249 Comments: Doinitrite
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Content Views:300655
Times Content Favorited:282 times
Total Comments Made:415
FJ Points:9733

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#1 - Comment deleted 03/14/2015 on The prime minister of... +3
#6 - Help 03/06/2015 on The birth of Lucifer +7
#4 - Nostalgic memories about the Midwest ensue. 03/06/2015 on (untitled) +1
#1 - When you are the father.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/06/2015 on YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER +2
#5 - violated (03/06/2015) [-]
#3252 - Picture 03/05/2015 on Hook up with an FJer +1
#1218 - **jellyroller used "*roll picture*"** **jellyroller rolled … 03/05/2015 on what does FJ look like? 0
#18 - **jellyroller used "*roll picture*"** **jellyroller rolled …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/05/2015 on Don't cry sweetie 0
#20 - derpfergason (03/05/2015) [-]
It's dangerous to post alone, take this
#17 - Comment deleted 03/05/2015 on Don't cry sweetie 0
#74 - I always remember being a kid and shovelling the driveways of … 03/04/2015 on How Nice 0
#12 - ******* traps 03/02/2015 on Hair.. 0
#17 - **jellyroller used "*roll picture*"** **jellyroller rolled … 02/28/2015 on Well..... -2
#2 - Christians always win 02/27/2015 on Ye Olde Chan +1
#3 - The citizens United States of Jimmies were all affected. 02/27/2015 on We're going on a trip 0
#11 - You shouldn't cheat, end of story. Only somebody who has been …  [+] (7 new replies) 02/27/2015 on Reebok fitness ad +49
#32 - cindertech (02/27/2015) [-]
I had a relationship end just about a week ago due to my girlfriend being a slut. Feels bad man
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#43 - gregoriez (02/27/2015) [-]
Its alright man,you have fj,we all bros here
#17 - anon (02/27/2015) [-]
At first I read it as "you should cheat, end of story" and the second line still made sense with the first and I was like what?

But also, noshitsherlock.png
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#12 - sudminator (02/27/2015) [-]
Don't get married (idiot duuuuh), fuck all you can, die.........done. No woman (maybe like 0.5%) will be faithfull, thats a fact son, the younger they are the worse it is. But no matter the age, and even if you satisfy em 24/7 they will get bored and fuck someone else, just like you get bored of women after some time in a relationship, and wanna fuck others. The catch is a woman only has to spread her legs............and they do.
#61 - cindertech (02/27/2015) [-]
You got a lot of red thumbs, but you're kind of right, it takes a lot less effort for a girl to cheat than a guy, and with their logic they could excuse anything.
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#62 - sudminator (02/27/2015) [-]
I dont give a fuck about thumbs Im not a kid, truth hurts. Im not afraid to face it and live acordingly
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#13 - sudminator (02/27/2015) [-]
To all thinking oh but not me tho, my girl is the special one......it probably happened already, or maybe lots of times, and youll never know, unless she tells you
#74 - But since that never works I nope the **** outta there. 02/27/2015 on Zombie Admins +1
#72 - **jellyroller used "*roll 1, 00-99*"** **jellyroller rolls …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/27/2015 on Zombie Admins +1
#74 - jellyroller (02/27/2015) [-]
But since that never works I nope the fuck outta there.
#638 - **jellyroller used "*roll cah answer*"** **jellyroller roll… 02/26/2015 on Cards Against Humanity... 0
#635 - **jellyroller used "*roll cah question*"** **jellyroller ro…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/26/2015 on Cards Against Humanity... 0
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#677 - nyxeos (02/26/2015) [-]
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**nyxeos rolls The Crisis of Treachery™.**
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#659 - advice (02/26/2015) [-]
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**advice rolls Crossplay.**
#639 - skrukkatrollet (02/26/2015) [-]
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**skrukkatrollet rolls Existing.**
#638 - jellyroller (02/26/2015) [-]
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**jellyroller rolls Finger painting.**
#6 - You are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You a… 02/26/2015 on Oh Japan...Can't wait to go +1
#6 - **jellyroller used "*roll cah answer*"** **jellyroller roll… 02/25/2015 on How GoT Will End +1
#5 - **jellyroller used "*roll cah question*"** **jellyroller ro…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/25/2015 on How GoT Will End +1
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#6 - jellyroller (02/25/2015) [-]
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**jellyroller rolls Glenn Beck catching his scrotum on a curtain hook.**
#1 - Bruh 02/22/2015 on Ball Is Life 0
#173 - Alright girly's line up for a turn ;) 02/22/2015 on Weekend selfie thread? 0
#22 - Admin's life. 02/22/2015 on persona 4 0
#1013 - My boys in Delmarva Looking at you LawmGnome, tears, ieaty…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/22/2015 on Where is FJ from? +1
#1818 - ieatyououtaldaylon (02/23/2015) [-]

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