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jellyroller

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Date Signed Up:1/24/2014
Last Login:1/13/2016
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Content Ranking:#1963
Comment Ranking:#823
Highest Content Rank:#466
Highest Comment Rank:#533
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Content Level Progress: 86% (86/100)
Level 148 Content: Faptastic → Level 149 Content: Faptastic
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Level 248 Comments: Doinitrite → Level 249 Comments: Doinitrite
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Times Content Favorited:282 times
Total Comments Made:415
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#1077 - **jellyroller used "*roll 1, 1-999999*"** **jellyroller rol… 05/01/2015 on Roll for 30 days of pink text 0
#1076 - **jellyroller used "*roll 1, 1-999999*"** **jellyroller rol… 05/01/2015 on Roll for 30 days of pink text 0
#1075 - **jellyroller used "*roll 1, 1-999999*"** **jellyroller rol… 05/01/2015 on Roll for 30 days of pink text 0
#1074 - **jellyroller used "*roll 1, 1-999999*"** **jellyroller rol… 05/01/2015 on Roll for 30 days of pink text 0
#32 - So much spaghetti you could feed Italy for a month. 04/30/2015 on 21 men who are single now +1
#275 - Gimme some of dat League 04/29/2015 on Fj Community Cup Event List* 0
#11 - I can try. This technique of reading is called spritzing. Basi…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/26/2015 on How fast can you Navy Seal? 0
#13 - estranged (04/27/2015) [-]
Actually, it's because of what is called 'persistence of vision'. There used to be a toy with a bunch of LED's in it (always red) and a small keyboard. You'd type a msg on the keyboard, and wave this thing around like an idiot, but the msg would come out clear, and readable. Something like this, but you had to move it yourself. This is the new version.
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#12 - butterduck (04/26/2015) [-]
thanks bby.
#9 - Science yo  [+] (5 new replies) 04/26/2015 on How fast can you Navy Seal? 0
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#10 - butterduck (04/26/2015) [-]
r u sciencexplain ?
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#18 - sciencexplain (04/27/2015) [-]
Never heard of spritzing before? Shit's mad cool. They get beginners to spritz using a coloured letter in each word that is fixed in place, so their eyes stay still and the words just flow into their vision. It's awkward to read when it's too slow, but mad awesome. Ignore estranged.
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#11 - jellyroller (04/26/2015) [-]
I can try. This technique of reading is called spritzing. Basically you are reading without having to move your eyes. This method allows people to read at vastly higher speeds, with more comprehension.
#13 - estranged (04/27/2015) [-]
Actually, it's because of what is called 'persistence of vision'. There used to be a toy with a bunch of LED's in it (always red) and a small keyboard. You'd type a msg on the keyboard, and wave this thing around like an idiot, but the msg would come out clear, and readable. Something like this, but you had to move it yourself. This is the new version.
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#12 - butterduck (04/26/2015) [-]
thanks bby.
#2 - Hot stuff right there 04/26/2015 on Buuuuurn +2
#1 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 04/26/2015 on Buuuuurn 0
#2 - jellyroller (04/26/2015) [-]
Hot stuff right there
#1 - Comment deleted 04/26/2015 on Pepsi'd from pepsi 0
#4 - You ******* know it.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/26/2015 on (untitled) +1
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#5 - guardianatreyu (04/26/2015) [-]
Though it this case, Hulk would probably catch something. His cousin is a bit of a slut after all.
#1 - Daughter's face when. 04/26/2015 on daughter asked what fisting is +28
#117 - Blasphemy from the US perspective, THE NIGHT IS YOUNG YET  [+] (1 new reply) 04/26/2015 on Saturday Night Plans? 0
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#120 - zaxzwim (04/26/2015) [-]
it's ok, i'm just a time traveler
#113 - The same feel is felt here man. 04/26/2015 on Saturday Night Plans? 0
#110 - And now the tables have turned bic boi. 04/26/2015 on Saturday Night Plans? +6
#106 - mismo 04/26/2015 on Saturday Night Plans? +2
#3 - This is why scales oppress me.  [+] (3 new replies) 04/25/2015 on Fattie Denial +36
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#12 - phoenixprince (04/25/2015) [-]
great now I'm gonna have the song from that episode stuck in my head
#21 - mollike (04/25/2015) [-]
what song?
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#53 - phoenixprince (04/26/2015) [-]
#464 - **jellyroller used "*roll 1, 0-1000000*"** **jellyroller ro… 04/24/2015 on Powah level 0
#15 - Do it man! The community here is amazing and so helpful and su…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/23/2015 on Something I Drew Today 0
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#16 - helpful (04/23/2015) [-]
DO IT FAGGOT WE LOVE YOU
#1 - I cranked this out in my free period with only a ruler to aid …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/22/2015 on Something I Drew Today 0
#5 - scutmin (04/22/2015) [-]
This ain't the place for modesty, faggot. Be proud of your art, you made that with your own two hands! If you think you can do better, then show us what you can do, but don't belittle what you've done, that's just dumb.
#195 - Alright I got one. I had a retarded Mexican kid name Ryan in m… 04/21/2015 on Gamestop workers day. +1
#113 - Oh a ******* of 'em  [+] (2 new replies) 04/21/2015 on Gamestop workers day. 0
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#115 - newfeliperuiz (04/21/2015) [-]
This is like finding out seastars have migrated to the moon. Got any good stories?
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#195 - jellyroller (04/21/2015) [-]
Alright I got one. I had a retarded Mexican kid name Ryan in my class. So one day in gym class playing capture the flag. This was the situation. Ryan was on one team and Zach, honestly the douchiest guy you could possibly imagine, was part of the other. I mean, this guy was the biggest asshole this side of the Mississippi. He didn't fuck with me much because he knew I'd beat the shit out of him, but he was constantly picking on poor little Ryan. He just took it mostly(personally I don't think he could understand the insults). But that day was when he snapped. From what I was told Ryan ran straight at the flag and Zach tripped him and said something along "go back to Mexico you fucking Spick". And that was the straw that broke the camels back. Ryan gets up and a screech that I can remember to this day. And then, when the strength of ten retarded chimpanzees, Ryan tackles the faggot and proceeds to hammer fist him until the retard wrangle can finally pull him off. Zach needed like 15 stitches I'm told to stop all the bleeding. And from then on Ryan was known as Hostile Taco.
#98 - This is South Sioux City, Nebraska. I know those two workers.  [+] (5 new replies) 04/21/2015 on Gamestop workers day. 0
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#223 - nogf (04/22/2015) [-]
I live in sioux fall nigger
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#102 - newfeliperuiz (04/21/2015) [-]
You guys have Mexicans in Nebraska?
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#113 - jellyroller (04/21/2015) [-]
Oh a fuckton of 'em
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#115 - newfeliperuiz (04/21/2015) [-]
This is like finding out seastars have migrated to the moon. Got any good stories?
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#195 - jellyroller (04/21/2015) [-]
Alright I got one. I had a retarded Mexican kid name Ryan in my class. So one day in gym class playing capture the flag. This was the situation. Ryan was on one team and Zach, honestly the douchiest guy you could possibly imagine, was part of the other. I mean, this guy was the biggest asshole this side of the Mississippi. He didn't fuck with me much because he knew I'd beat the shit out of him, but he was constantly picking on poor little Ryan. He just took it mostly(personally I don't think he could understand the insults). But that day was when he snapped. From what I was told Ryan ran straight at the flag and Zach tripped him and said something along "go back to Mexico you fucking Spick". And that was the straw that broke the camels back. Ryan gets up and a screech that I can remember to this day. And then, when the strength of ten retarded chimpanzees, Ryan tackles the faggot and proceeds to hammer fist him until the retard wrangle can finally pull him off. Zach needed like 15 stitches I'm told to stop all the bleeding. And from then on Ryan was known as Hostile Taco.
#144 - Picture 04/20/2015 on why u dumb shit +7

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