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Gender: female
Age: 23
PSN: jellyfishsteph
Date Signed Up:10/07/2011
Last Login:1/12/2016
Location:Glasgow
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#17 - Actually, once male lions reach adulthood, they leave and join… 01/09/2016 on furry sex +2
#43 - Picture 01/07/2016 on #WasteHisTime2016 +8
#21 - Are women worried that there's a machine to do blowjobs? …  [+] (6 new replies) 12/18/2015 on New cucumber washer -9
#106 - anon (12/19/2015) [-]
Will you say the same for female sex-robots?
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#62 - heartlessrobot (12/19/2015) [-]
Yeah but why would you want a female if you have this?
Also, I really want to suck a dick, this machine is taking a job I don't even have yet.
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#49 - nebuchadnezzaurus (12/19/2015) [-]
>not wanting to please your partner
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#71 - hoponthefeelstrain (12/19/2015) [-]
what is a joke?
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#46 - vissova (12/19/2015) [-]
Even I'd suck a few dicks, and I'm a dude. What are you, a gay homosexual?
#29 - anon (12/19/2015) [-]
>Not wanting to suck dick

what are you, gay?
#50 - Oh, god. I'm so sorry.... I can sympathise though. I'm Cly…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/27/2015 on Scottish Twitter +1
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#51 - kyrozor (10/27/2015) [-]
Aaah. Unlucky. I'm from Irvine myself.

Suppose we are sorta lucky but. Rather live literally anywhere that's not Maryhill.

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#137 - lazypaul (10/28/2015) [-]
Am fae greenock, inverclyde. Living in glasgow the now but for uni
#48 - I'm West of Scotland too. Look on the bright side. At least we…  [+] (9 new replies) 10/27/2015 on Scottish Twitter +2
#132 - anon (10/27/2015) [-]
Hey, my grandparents grew up in scumdee...
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#103 - erotictentacle (10/27/2015) [-]
What scottish city do you recommend to go hiking around~?
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#117 - neokun (10/27/2015) [-]
Glasgow, we got loch lomond. So many big ass hills around that lake.
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#126 - erotictentacle (10/27/2015) [-]
thanks for the tip~
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#93 - doblade (10/27/2015) [-]
The fuck you say 'bout Dundee?
I'll fuckin' 'ave ye.
I'll take you to all the shit places.
Like... Well Dundee in general, but that's besides the point.
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#49 - kyrozor (10/27/2015) [-]
Kilmarnock, though.
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#50 - jellyfishsteph (10/27/2015) [-]
Oh, god. I'm so sorry....
I can sympathise though. I'm Clydebank...
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#51 - kyrozor (10/27/2015) [-]
Aaah. Unlucky. I'm from Irvine myself.

Suppose we are sorta lucky but. Rather live literally anywhere that's not Maryhill.

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#137 - lazypaul (10/28/2015) [-]
Am fae greenock, inverclyde. Living in glasgow the now but for uni
#1114 - He's all yours 10/27/2015 on Show me your face NOW +1
#1053 - Thanks 10/27/2015 on Show me your face NOW +1
#1049 - Meeeeee  [+] (11 new replies) 10/27/2015 on Show me your face NOW +2
#1191 - Sperit (10/30/2015) [-]
u look pretty good
#1060 - masanori (10/27/2015) [-]
Hey bich wan sum fuk?
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#1065 - VaizarD (10/27/2015) [-]
I mean. I'll take the offer if she won't
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#1114 - jellyfishsteph (10/27/2015) [-]
He's all yours
#1066 - masanori (10/27/2015) [-]
Goddammit, still can't get any except from other horny dudes.

Fine, but you're the bottom.
#1069 - VaizarD (10/27/2015) [-]
Hey, i can deal with that.

I'll take what I can get.

Oh god, I'm so alone
#1070 - masanori (10/27/2015) [-]
You posted Cass so I like you enough to dial back the violence a little bit. There will still be some so I can actually get off, but I won't choke you or do anything deliberately harmful. I may even kiss your cheek.
#1073 - VaizarD (10/27/2015) [-]
Actually, If I'm being honest, I'll prefer a little choking. don't black me out, and we're fine.

Where's the fun without being rough?

I have a small obsession with Supernatural... Especially Cass
#1077 - masanori (10/27/2015) [-]
Alright, choking it is then. If I start flying into a murderous rage, you can calm me down by humming the opening theme for the original Winnie The Pooh.

I know right? He's so loveable and cute.
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#1050 - kevinator (10/27/2015) [-]
Love the hair color!
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#1053 - jellyfishsteph (10/27/2015) [-]
Thanks
#19 - Oooh, Where in Scotland?  [+] (15 new replies) 10/27/2015 on Scottish Twitter +1
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#134 - TreesyDoesIt (10/27/2015) [-]
Edinburgh aka posh dickheads and a castle
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#44 - kyrozor (10/27/2015) [-]
I'd proudly shout west coast if it wasn't you know.. shite.
#98 - anon (10/27/2015) [-]
Ayrshire? Arsehole of Scotland
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#110 - kyrozor (10/27/2015) [-]
Agreed
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#82 - scottishsquid (10/27/2015) [-]
Could be worse. Could be Coatbridge
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#48 - jellyfishsteph (10/27/2015) [-]
I'm West of Scotland too. Look on the bright side. At least we're not Edinburgh... Or worse.... Dundee.....
#132 - anon (10/27/2015) [-]
Hey, my grandparents grew up in scumdee...
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#103 - erotictentacle (10/27/2015) [-]
What scottish city do you recommend to go hiking around~?
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#117 - neokun (10/27/2015) [-]
Glasgow, we got loch lomond. So many big ass hills around that lake.
User avatar
#126 - erotictentacle (10/27/2015) [-]
thanks for the tip~
User avatar
#93 - doblade (10/27/2015) [-]
The fuck you say 'bout Dundee?
I'll fuckin' 'ave ye.
I'll take you to all the shit places.
Like... Well Dundee in general, but that's besides the point.
User avatar
#49 - kyrozor (10/27/2015) [-]
Kilmarnock, though.
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#50 - jellyfishsteph (10/27/2015) [-]
Oh, god. I'm so sorry....
I can sympathise though. I'm Clydebank...
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#51 - kyrozor (10/27/2015) [-]
Aaah. Unlucky. I'm from Irvine myself.

Suppose we are sorta lucky but. Rather live literally anywhere that's not Maryhill.

User avatar
#137 - lazypaul (10/28/2015) [-]
Am fae greenock, inverclyde. Living in glasgow the now but for uni
#778 - **jellyfishsteph used "*roll picture*"** **jellyfishsteph r… 10/07/2015 on How spooky are you ? 0
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User avatar #25 - darkshadoww (09/07/2015) [-]
I have a great demand for moar.
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User avatar #23 to #22 - conebonesixtynine (06/10/2014) [-]
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