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Date Signed Up:12/25/2011
Last Login:2/09/2014
Location:Heaven
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Thumbs: 233 total,  386 ,  153
Content Level Progress: 6.77% (4/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 30% (3/10)
Level 123 Comments: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 124 Comments: Respected Member Of Famiry
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Total Comments Made:196
FJ Points:331

latest user's comments

#546 - Wtf are you saying about me, you little cunt? I've got over 30… 06/07/2013 on Hell yeah, 'dis ma nigga Satan 0
#21 - FEED YOUR DOGS AND DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO, PABLOV  [+] (1 new reply) 04/22/2013 on pabloch's profile 0
User avatar #22 - pabloch (04/23/2013) [-]
I... I'm confused... Who's Pablov? And what did he do to my Lord? Should I shank a nigga? Tell me God.
#86 - WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT? 04/22/2013 on Dicks 0
#47 - WHO DARES?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/16/2013 on North Korea +3
User avatar #61 - pabloch (04/16/2013) [-]
You should have said "He who is free of sin shall cast the first stone" or whatever you say it in english, would have been funnier

at least in my opinion
#48 - So they could not care what happens to us because they will be… 04/06/2013 on Ye be warned +1
#190 - Funnyjunk usually doesn't accept opinions, but I think that if… 04/06/2013 on A Game With Absolute Freedom +1
#99 - I pretty enjoyed the film too. BUT, well, there is a differenc… 03/06/2013 on If Nick Cage Can Do It, so... +1
#28 - Sorry, I COULDN'T RESIST THE SACRIFICE! 02/07/2013 on How to get rid of Jehovah's... 0
#130 - The eter. 01/20/2013 on Scumbag Universe 0
#121 - That's impossible! Because if the universe holds all that exis…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/19/2013 on Scumbag Universe 0
#128 - anonymous (01/20/2013) [-]
Whats the 99% empty space that the matter bathes in so to speak, nothingness ,a void..
User avatar #130 - jehova (01/20/2013) [-]
The eter.
#88 - But... Expanding where?  [+] (4 new replies) 01/18/2013 on Scumbag Universe 0
#92 - kerplunking (01/19/2013) [-]
...whatever is outside the Universe. Infinite, complete nothingness, presumably.

Assuming that the Universe is "stuff", the Universe is expanding into the "not stuff".
User avatar #121 - jehova (01/19/2013) [-]
That's impossible! Because if the universe holds all that exists, and outside him there is nothing. I mean, there isn't anything. We cannot say there is nothing. The form ``is´´ is not aplicable.
Or maybe our concept of the universe is very limited.
#128 - anonymous (01/20/2013) [-]
Whats the 99% empty space that the matter bathes in so to speak, nothingness ,a void..
User avatar #130 - jehova (01/20/2013) [-]
The eter.
#232 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 12/24/2012 on Tricky Bastards. -1
User avatar #233 - lordmoldywart (12/24/2012) [-]
His name is Swahilian, Jehovah's isn't
#71 - But the prom is tomorrow! 12/20/2012 on Dear God +1
#38 - sdf 12/18/2012 on Chrome +1
#64 - Comment deleted 12/18/2012 on Saying "yes" to jehova's... 0
#54 - You say?  [+] (2 new replies) 12/18/2012 on Saying "yes" to jehova's... 0
#59 - gersberms (12/18/2012) [-]
I have summoned you. Throw rocks at your people!
#64 - jehova has deleted their comment.
#175 - Can someone explain why all the waves smaller than light waves… 12/14/2012 on Logic? 0
#109 - Comment deleted 11/25/2012 on All night erry night -52
#243 - Actually, your body has a very tiny radiactivity level.. So wh… 11/22/2012 on Mind blow 0
#271 - It is, this is public. 11/20/2012 on Busty Girl Problems 0
#44 - Well done 11/15/2012 on Dat Ass +1
#492 - ****** , I convert you know. Now bring me some cheetos  [+] (1 new reply) 11/14/2012 on catholics in a nutshell 0
User avatar #510 - tigronn (11/14/2012) [-]
*jehova cast convert, it was not very effective*
#244 - I am jehova Bitch, YOLO ain't for me. 11/12/2012 on oh yes i will 0
#133 - Sir, I sincerely don't know what YOLO means and I am happy about that.  [+] (2 new replies) 11/11/2012 on oh yes i will +1
User avatar #153 - dragonbeeon (11/12/2012) [-]
You Only Live Once

It's also a terrible song
User avatar #244 - jehova (11/12/2012) [-]
I am jehova Bitch, YOLO ain't for me.
#214 - I'm proud internet taught youin the good way. 11/11/2012 on When my family uses my... 0
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#1 - mrlololawls **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #2 to #1 - jehova (08/22/2012) [-]
I won.
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