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Age: 19
Consoles Owned: wii u master race
Interests: One piece, exercising, playing music
Date Signed Up:7/07/2013
Last Login:10/30/2014
Location:California
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#90199 - Comment deleted 08/16/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#88835 - would fight a bear with 08/08/2013 on Social Board 0
#88834 - I would not be against a unicorn ride into the sunset with you…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/08/2013 on Social Board 0
User avatar #88946 - percioz (08/08/2013) [-]
10/10 looks like that goatman thing from Narnia
#89059 - corpsedolly (08/08/2013) [-]
#89142 - Best way to stop my brother from drinking?  [+] (5 new replies) 08/08/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #89193 - mintea (08/08/2013) [-]
Spike him with laxatives.
User avatar #89184 - dafuckisthisshit (08/08/2013) [-]
put something in his drinks that makes then taste bad. then he will want to stop drinking them.
User avatar #89183 - dumbassvtwo (08/08/2013) [-]
Rape him with multiple beer bottles and dressed as a beer bottle. That should traumatise him
#89146 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/08/2013) [-]
kill him.
User avatar #89144 - AresX (08/08/2013) [-]
Tie him up while sleeping and shove beer bottles into his rectum until one shatters
#74 - I walked in on my dad takin a **** when I was 4. … 07/30/2013 on Curiosity Tore The Cat +1
#32 - Go Joe! 07/29/2013 on RESULTS MAY VARY +2
#30 - Comment deleted 07/29/2013 on RESULTS MAY VARY 0
#131 - "And done a hitler" 07/28/2013 on French femenism +3
#118 - aw but consider a man that kills giant merciless beasts threat… 07/28/2013 on Pussy Knight +2
#72 - "Bring your armor to work day is the best time to have it… 07/28/2013 on Pussy Knight +3
#71 - What if the knight had his OLD armor tested but then got some … 07/28/2013 on Pussy Knight +13
#596096 - thanks bro! it runs beautifully now  [+] (1 new reply) 07/27/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #596575 - ghostninja (07/27/2013) [-]
No probs
#595942 - here are my specs: Processor: AMD Athlon(tm) 64 x 2 dual …  [+] (4 new replies) 07/27/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #595947 - ghostninja (07/27/2013) [-]
source is utter shit

you can also try chrisdown.name/tf2/
User avatar #595948 - ghostninja (07/27/2013) [-]
source doesn't run well on a lot of pcs for some reasons

that's what i mean to say
#596096 - jefftheturtle (07/27/2013) [-]
thanks bro! it runs beautifully now
User avatar #596575 - ghostninja (07/27/2013) [-]
No probs
#87053 - I've had issues with this before. All you gotta do is give a b… 07/26/2013 on Advice - love advice,... +1
#191 - I can just imagine getting a snack at 2 am and finding him the… 07/24/2013 on all of my yes +8
#89 - Why the hell is it so hard to make a sandwich? Its not a freak…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/23/2013 on This girl gets it +35
#97 - pikininja (07/23/2013) [-]
User avatar #91 - amuro (07/23/2013) [-]
Zelda reference well placed, mate.
#251 - I dunno personally I don't see how Loki and Voldemort could co… 07/23/2013 on Some Villains 0
#10546 - Wasn't sure whether to ask you guys or advice board but whenev…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/19/2013 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
User avatar #10605 - lolpandas (07/23/2013) [-]
How heavy are you lifting? If it's some heavy ass weight on a deadlift or something or you're breaking new pr's consistently, it could your CNS (central nervous system). Try taking a deload workout if that's the case. Otherwise, it's what the other two guys said.
#10576 - houseofbrick (07/21/2013) [-]
depending on your workout, I'd agree with niteghost. Make sure that if you're doing a lot of lifting to get that extra bit of protein in and to drink a lot of water. You don't want your pee to be too yellow. In addition, make sure you're replacing your salt that you lose through sweat because that's a mistake that a lot of fitness junkies seem to forget. They cut most of the salt out of their diet (an outstanding idea, considering the average salt intake of most people in first-world nations), but forget to always leave a little bit in there for when they're sweating. I suggest eating a small handful or so of pretzels every day that you workout. That also gives you a bit of carbs which aren't a bad thing to have if you don't eat shitloads of it.
User avatar #10548 - niteghost (07/19/2013) [-]
Repairing of muscles can really take a lot out of you. Make sure to eat plenty. The thing about hangovers is that its usually dehydration. Make sure to drink plenty of water. I don't just mean liquids. Soda, coffee, juice, and other sugary beverages are not a good replacement for water. If you don't feel better with a higher intake of water then it could be a lack of vitamins and minerals. Take supplements if you need them.
#10550 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/19/2013) [-]
Shake weight
#86018 - MY advice for today is that you can make life either heaven or… 07/19/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#85545 - well the thing is that people can't MAKE you happy. It takes s… 07/17/2013 on Advice - love advice,... +2
#39 - I heard its gonna me more of a prequel than anything  [+] (1 new reply) 07/15/2013 on Runaway +1
User avatar #40 - freedomreturns (07/15/2013) [-]
It is.
But honestly that has opportunities for a better story than a story after the events of the first one.
#85267 - I always fap whenever I'm ridiculously horny and/or have a rag… 07/15/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#73 - ahh you make a good point there 07/14/2013 on Garp after making an entry. 0
#68 - hmm I don't want to argue on the matter but I'm not too sure t…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/14/2013 on Garp after making an entry. 0
User avatar #69 - kingarturi (07/14/2013) [-]
well white beard commented on how he disappeared in the east blue for a time and came back without back without his arm, so maybe.
User avatar #73 - jefftheturtle (07/14/2013) [-]
ahh you make a good point there
#18 - I apologize, I mispoke  [+] (4 new replies) 07/14/2013 on Garp after making an entry. +7
User avatar #59 - kingarturi (07/14/2013) [-]
plus he's always been an emperor even before meeting luffy.
User avatar #68 - jefftheturtle (07/14/2013) [-]
hmm I don't want to argue on the matter but I'm not too sure that is accurate, cuz I don't think it would be safe for Shanks to leave his territory unprotected for a year. Also I personally like to think that he became an emperor after he lost his arm cuz it sounds more badass
User avatar #69 - kingarturi (07/14/2013) [-]
well white beard commented on how he disappeared in the east blue for a time and came back without back without his arm, so maybe.
User avatar #73 - jefftheturtle (07/14/2013) [-]
ahh you make a good point there
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