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Interests: One piece, exercising, playing music
Date Signed Up:7/07/2013
Last Login:12/19/2014
Location:California
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#18 - Like this? 05/15/2014 on After finishing a term paper 0
#1 - It makes complete sense to me  [+] (2 new replies) 04/27/2014 on It's All In The Math +29
User avatar #2 - kikzs (04/27/2014) [-]
care to explain?
#4 - streetgoblin (04/27/2014) [-]
#8 - I are da *******  [+] (5 new replies) 04/27/2014 on the tube +17
#13 - regius (04/28/2014) [-]
been waiting to use it
User avatar #16 - personz (04/28/2014) [-]
because skin can shine when sweaty and such, making you visible, hence why they still apply the non-reflective paint.
#18 - regius (04/28/2014) [-]
#19 - personz (04/28/2014) [-]
#9 - matthieu (04/27/2014) [-]
he didnt even put any paint on
#140 - I was trying to make the point that it is supposed to look lik…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/24/2014 on Purple rat is best 0
User avatar #146 - finblob (04/24/2014) [-]
oh ok I thought we were just naming uncreative ones

still
voltorb, magnemite, muk, grier, magnetron, digglet, dugtrio, electrode
#87 - The reason why gen 1 fans are complaining is because in gen 1 …  [+] (7 new replies) 04/24/2014 on Purple rat is best +2
User avatar #118 - finblob (04/24/2014) [-]
Seel, Voltrob, Magnemite, Grimer, Meowth... I'm limiting myself to Gen 1 here, don't get me started on Gen 2.
User avatar #129 - deviousdanish (04/24/2014) [-]
How is Seel not an animal?
User avatar #139 - zekeon (04/24/2014) [-]
For that matter, how is Meowth not a fucking cat?
User avatar #138 - finblob (04/24/2014) [-]
It's a hella uncreative.
It's not even got icey things
It's just a seal.
User avatar #140 - jefftheturtle (04/24/2014) [-]
I was trying to make the point that it is supposed to look like an actual animal
User avatar #146 - finblob (04/24/2014) [-]
oh ok I thought we were just naming uncreative ones

still
voltorb, magnemite, muk, grier, magnetron, digglet, dugtrio, electrode
User avatar #91 - cantfindausername (04/24/2014) [-]
Magnemite, Magneton, Voltorb, Electrode, Grimer, Muk...
#185 - Honestly evolution does even prove that God doesn't exist. It …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/15/2014 on National Geographic Troll +4
#190 - anonymous (04/15/2014) [-]
because most simply think that
proof of evolution = HAHAHAHA NO GOD
#210 - danzaiver (04/15/2014) [-]
proof of evolution doesn't explain how the universe was created. it just explains where life on earth came from.
#181 - Dude you need to calm the **** down. I have taken…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/10/2014 on title -2
User avatar #214 - crimsonsunshine (04/10/2014) [-]
You are the most retarded person i have ever seen. I just read through this entire convo...just wow.
#197 - nigeltheoutlaw (04/10/2014) [-]
Wow, you took one infectious disease course? Please tell me how you know more about vaccinations than infectious disease scientists. It's true that you can't get infected from vaccinated individuals, but that is exactly why herd immunity is so crucial; there are so few susceptible individuals that the disease can't spread among the few unvaccinated members of the community. The only reason that you haven't gotten sick is because of herd immunity, not because of some magical fluke of nature.

If you took an infectious disease course that even lightly covered vaccinations then they would have mentioned herd immunity.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herd_immunity
www.vaccines.gov/basics/protection/
www.vaccinestoday.eu/vaccines/what-is-herd-immunity/
#169 - If you don't know what its like to NOT have vaccinations, then…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/10/2014 on title -1
#353 - smughipster (04/12/2014) [-]
Dumbest fucking response possible.
User avatar #177 - nigeltheoutlaw (04/10/2014) [-]
I don't need to know what it's like to be a moron; the clear science behind vaccinations proves that I'm right.
#167 - I haven't gotten sick thats the point. I only get the occasion…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/10/2014 on title -4
#296 - christmouth (04/10/2014) [-]
That's because herd protection is keeping you safe. You are endangering people by not vaccinating yourself, because not everyone is able to get these vaccines due to that they're too weak. Who are these people? They are the old ones, babies, and just regular folks with bad health, and these people are protected by the herd who aren't complete fools and listen to what the doctors tell them.
#172 - nigeltheoutlaw (04/10/2014) [-]
Holy shit, you are either literally retarded or 10 if you don't understand this.

You have not gotten sick because of herd immunity

Idiots like you and your parents are destroying herd immunity

Not only will people like you get sick, but you'll get vaccinated people sick as well since you are destroying the herd immunity.

If you aren't completely inbred then this should be pretty clear. You are a walking biohazard, you just have been fortunate enough to get sick yourself.
User avatar #181 - jefftheturtle (04/10/2014) [-]
Dude you need to calm the fuck down. I have taken an infectious disease course and at least according to the information learned THERE people who are vaccinated CANNOT get sick from unvaccinated people. I am NOT saying vaccines don't work, but I was merely putting in my experience with not being vaccinated. I have never even heard of this herd immunity you have mentioned so I will look that up on my own time but You will never convince people to trust in your knowledge if you yell and look like a fucking 7th grader. I never intended this to be some kind of childish argument
User avatar #214 - crimsonsunshine (04/10/2014) [-]
You are the most retarded person i have ever seen. I just read through this entire convo...just wow.
#197 - nigeltheoutlaw (04/10/2014) [-]
Wow, you took one infectious disease course? Please tell me how you know more about vaccinations than infectious disease scientists. It's true that you can't get infected from vaccinated individuals, but that is exactly why herd immunity is so crucial; there are so few susceptible individuals that the disease can't spread among the few unvaccinated members of the community. The only reason that you haven't gotten sick is because of herd immunity, not because of some magical fluke of nature.

If you took an infectious disease course that even lightly covered vaccinations then they would have mentioned herd immunity.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herd_immunity
www.vaccines.gov/basics/protection/
www.vaccinestoday.eu/vaccines/what-is-herd-immunity/
User avatar #174 - nigeltheoutlaw (04/10/2014) [-]
*not to get sick yourself
#162 - I wasn't vaccinated and I'm not a walking biohazard.  [+] (11 new replies) 04/10/2014 on title +2
#165 - nigeltheoutlaw (04/10/2014) [-]
First: your parents are retards for not vaccinating you, and you're a retard for not getting yourself vaccinated now.

Second: you have gotten sick because almost everybody else is vaccinated. But idiots aren't vaccinating their kids, and now diseases that either were eradicated or were extremely rare are becoming more and more common and are ruining the herd immunity that has kept us mostly safe for so long.
User avatar #169 - jefftheturtle (04/10/2014) [-]
If you don't know what its like to NOT have vaccinations, then don't talk about it like its a life or death situation
#353 - smughipster (04/12/2014) [-]
Dumbest fucking response possible.
User avatar #177 - nigeltheoutlaw (04/10/2014) [-]
I don't need to know what it's like to be a moron; the clear science behind vaccinations proves that I'm right.
User avatar #167 - jefftheturtle (04/10/2014) [-]
I haven't gotten sick thats the point. I only get the occasional flu and fever that everyone gets so whats the big deal with getting vaccinations? in my life at least, it hasn't made a difference
#296 - christmouth (04/10/2014) [-]
That's because herd protection is keeping you safe. You are endangering people by not vaccinating yourself, because not everyone is able to get these vaccines due to that they're too weak. Who are these people? They are the old ones, babies, and just regular folks with bad health, and these people are protected by the herd who aren't complete fools and listen to what the doctors tell them.
#172 - nigeltheoutlaw (04/10/2014) [-]
Holy shit, you are either literally retarded or 10 if you don't understand this.

You have not gotten sick because of herd immunity

Idiots like you and your parents are destroying herd immunity

Not only will people like you get sick, but you'll get vaccinated people sick as well since you are destroying the herd immunity.

If you aren't completely inbred then this should be pretty clear. You are a walking biohazard, you just have been fortunate enough to get sick yourself.
User avatar #181 - jefftheturtle (04/10/2014) [-]
Dude you need to calm the fuck down. I have taken an infectious disease course and at least according to the information learned THERE people who are vaccinated CANNOT get sick from unvaccinated people. I am NOT saying vaccines don't work, but I was merely putting in my experience with not being vaccinated. I have never even heard of this herd immunity you have mentioned so I will look that up on my own time but You will never convince people to trust in your knowledge if you yell and look like a fucking 7th grader. I never intended this to be some kind of childish argument
User avatar #214 - crimsonsunshine (04/10/2014) [-]
You are the most retarded person i have ever seen. I just read through this entire convo...just wow.
#197 - nigeltheoutlaw (04/10/2014) [-]
Wow, you took one infectious disease course? Please tell me how you know more about vaccinations than infectious disease scientists. It's true that you can't get infected from vaccinated individuals, but that is exactly why herd immunity is so crucial; there are so few susceptible individuals that the disease can't spread among the few unvaccinated members of the community. The only reason that you haven't gotten sick is because of herd immunity, not because of some magical fluke of nature.

If you took an infectious disease course that even lightly covered vaccinations then they would have mentioned herd immunity.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herd_immunity
www.vaccines.gov/basics/protection/
www.vaccinestoday.eu/vaccines/what-is-herd-immunity/
User avatar #174 - nigeltheoutlaw (04/10/2014) [-]
*not to get sick yourself
#158 - Yeah, i just wanna know why everyone says you NEED ALL of them… 04/10/2014 on title 0
#153 - I don't know that is starting to sound like some "Brave n…  [+] (13 new replies) 04/10/2014 on title 0
User avatar #159 - nigeltheoutlaw (04/10/2014) [-]
You get arrested if you poison the water supply, or release toxic aerosols in a theater, or punch a guy in the gut, so why not get arrested for turning your child into a walking biohazard?
#162 - jefftheturtle (04/10/2014) [-]
I wasn't vaccinated and I'm not a walking biohazard.
#165 - nigeltheoutlaw (04/10/2014) [-]
First: your parents are retards for not vaccinating you, and you're a retard for not getting yourself vaccinated now.

Second: you have gotten sick because almost everybody else is vaccinated. But idiots aren't vaccinating their kids, and now diseases that either were eradicated or were extremely rare are becoming more and more common and are ruining the herd immunity that has kept us mostly safe for so long.
User avatar #169 - jefftheturtle (04/10/2014) [-]
If you don't know what its like to NOT have vaccinations, then don't talk about it like its a life or death situation
#353 - smughipster (04/12/2014) [-]
Dumbest fucking response possible.
User avatar #177 - nigeltheoutlaw (04/10/2014) [-]
I don't need to know what it's like to be a moron; the clear science behind vaccinations proves that I'm right.
User avatar #167 - jefftheturtle (04/10/2014) [-]
I haven't gotten sick thats the point. I only get the occasional flu and fever that everyone gets so whats the big deal with getting vaccinations? in my life at least, it hasn't made a difference
#296 - christmouth (04/10/2014) [-]
That's because herd protection is keeping you safe. You are endangering people by not vaccinating yourself, because not everyone is able to get these vaccines due to that they're too weak. Who are these people? They are the old ones, babies, and just regular folks with bad health, and these people are protected by the herd who aren't complete fools and listen to what the doctors tell them.
#172 - nigeltheoutlaw (04/10/2014) [-]
Holy shit, you are either literally retarded or 10 if you don't understand this.

You have not gotten sick because of herd immunity

Idiots like you and your parents are destroying herd immunity

Not only will people like you get sick, but you'll get vaccinated people sick as well since you are destroying the herd immunity.

If you aren't completely inbred then this should be pretty clear. You are a walking biohazard, you just have been fortunate enough to get sick yourself.
User avatar #181 - jefftheturtle (04/10/2014) [-]
Dude you need to calm the fuck down. I have taken an infectious disease course and at least according to the information learned THERE people who are vaccinated CANNOT get sick from unvaccinated people. I am NOT saying vaccines don't work, but I was merely putting in my experience with not being vaccinated. I have never even heard of this herd immunity you have mentioned so I will look that up on my own time but You will never convince people to trust in your knowledge if you yell and look like a fucking 7th grader. I never intended this to be some kind of childish argument
User avatar #214 - crimsonsunshine (04/10/2014) [-]
You are the most retarded person i have ever seen. I just read through this entire convo...just wow.
#197 - nigeltheoutlaw (04/10/2014) [-]
Wow, you took one infectious disease course? Please tell me how you know more about vaccinations than infectious disease scientists. It's true that you can't get infected from vaccinated individuals, but that is exactly why herd immunity is so crucial; there are so few susceptible individuals that the disease can't spread among the few unvaccinated members of the community. The only reason that you haven't gotten sick is because of herd immunity, not because of some magical fluke of nature.

If you took an infectious disease course that even lightly covered vaccinations then they would have mentioned herd immunity.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herd_immunity
www.vaccines.gov/basics/protection/
www.vaccinestoday.eu/vaccines/what-is-herd-immunity/
User avatar #174 - nigeltheoutlaw (04/10/2014) [-]
*not to get sick yourself
#151 - I never know how to feel about this stuff because my mom was o…  [+] (7 new replies) 04/10/2014 on title 0
#194 - anonymous (04/10/2014) [-]
Thats because you get the secondary protection of vaccines which is herd protection. Basically if enough people in a given community are vaccinated then the disease can't spread, hence even those without the vaccine don't get ill, simply because they aren't exposed.

The problem is, in order for people to have effective herd protection the majority of people need to have vaccines. The current resurgence in diseases has been simply because of an increase in people like you not being vaccinated which has aided the spread.
User avatar #193 - mechaemperor (04/10/2014) [-]
What causes autism in vaccines is possible contamination by heavy metals (mercury, lead) and neurotoxic microbions. Both are very unlikely to find their way to a vaccine, especially in first world medical centers.

As said below, the doctor who made the research had falsified data to generate controversy.
User avatar #188 - kanadetenshi (04/10/2014) [-]
Anecdotal evidence isn't enough to justify not getting your children vaccinated. You might never have gotten it but many people have, letting yourself be at risk at all is irresponsible and stupid in itself.
User avatar #157 - fishinyourface (04/10/2014) [-]
my brother was vaccinated for something and that vaccine was later found to maybe cause autism and he might have autistic tendencies. We don't know if he really is, we never found out. some fucked up shit tho.
User avatar #179 - kanadetenshi (04/10/2014) [-]
There's no scientific evidence that vaccines cause autism in any form whatsoever, the only person who did a study on this got his medical license removed for fraud.
User avatar #180 - fishinyourface (04/10/2014) [-]
I don't really know anything about vaccines, it's just a story my mom told me a few days ago. The vaccine was done at least 20 years ago
User avatar #158 - jefftheturtle (04/10/2014) [-]
Yeah, i just wanna know why everyone says you NEED ALL of them. Cuz I think i got the polio one but none of the other ones. But there are people in the comments saying its bad parenting to not vaccinate your child but I haven't had any serious issues.(yet) And I even caught the mumps in 3rd grade but it wasn't bad at all and it was gone in less than a week
#126632 - I just wanted to know if the company would still assist me in … 04/09/2014 on Advice - love advice,... +1
#126628 - So I've been paying for this dental insurance that I get from …  [+] (3 new replies) 04/09/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #126677 - laky (04/10/2014) [-]
Look at it this way:

You hand in your 2weeks before your root canal
POS - you don't suffer at some shit job a while longer
NEG - 1. They might not pay your root canal because you are quitting 2. You risk getting a dentist appointment after your two weeks are up (I'm assuming root canals are pretty fucking expensive)

You quit after your root Canal
POS - you get your root canal done
NEG - you suffer at some shit job for a while longer

Seems like a no-brainer to me
User avatar #126629 - usarmyexplain (04/09/2014) [-]
I think what matters the most your reason for quitting, but a root canal is something you want to take care of ass soon as possible.
User avatar #126632 - jefftheturtle (04/09/2014) [-]
I just wanted to know if the company would still assist me in paying for it if I put in my 2 weeks but the 2 weeks wasn't over. I'm not sure if its a company specific situation or if most companies wouldn't or what because this is my first job. I just wanted to take advantage of it cuz I have been paying for it for the past 3 months or so. I want to put in the 2 weeks as soon as possible but if I have to I will wait to get this root canal situation handled but my preference would be to get it done and still put my resignation in this Friday
#57 - This deserves more thumbs 04/08/2014 on Cocoa love 0
#84 - and yet I read it without noticing his grammatical errors 03/23/2014 on :( +9
#103330 - bands that are similar to Goldfinger or Reel Big Fish?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/11/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
User avatar #103537 - toodrunktodrive (03/13/2014) [-]
Less than Jake, Mustard Plug, Big D and the Kids Table, The Suicide Machines, The Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Operation Ivy, Slightly Stoopid.
#103326 - If you're a gamer you might enjoy Stemage's Metroid metal 03/11/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... +1
#52 - omg mom Omg mom OMG MOM 03/07/2014 on Parental Nightmare +5
#50 - Comment deleted 03/07/2014 on Parental Nightmare 0
#59 - Wait I think the joke is not work right. Man is at the END of …  [+] (7 new replies) 02/24/2014 on people just want to be jerks +2
#111 - ddylann (02/25/2014) [-]
the other end
User avatar #60 - manbob (02/24/2014) [-]
line segment has two ends mate
User avatar #78 - ninjaroo (02/24/2014) [-]
But it's not a line. Have you ever seen a penis? It's kind of attached. It only has one end in the same way your finger or your nose only has one end.
User avatar #127 - manbob (02/25/2014) [-]
technically you can think of the penis as a line segment with two ends (btw i have seen one, my own). At one end you have the tip, at the other end you have the base, where the penis meets the rest of the body.
User avatar #130 - ninjaroo (02/25/2014) [-]
I assumed you had seen a penis, your name being manbob and all. It was just smack talk.
And it could be considered a line after it's been removed. Before that, not so much.
User avatar #131 - manbob (02/25/2014) [-]
I know it was a joke mate , but if you think of the body as a line as well, where the body meets the penis is a node at which the two lines meet. the line segment that makes up the penis is perpendicular to the rest of the body, and has one end where it meets the body and the other as the tip of the penis
#81 - MysticTomatoe (02/24/2014) [-]
or your nipples
#475 - Comment deleted 02/23/2014 on How to save FJ 0
#52574 - But why do people think that their religion can be messed with… 02/22/2014 on Religion Board 0
#106453 - I guess that means that look like him then. v_v 02/20/2014 on Social Board 0
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