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jefferyboomhauer

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Age: 21
Date Signed Up:9/04/2013
Last Login:7/30/2016
Location:Yreka CA
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#80 - Do you know what Anime that .gif is from? I cant remember the …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/28/2016 on Oooooh, edgy 0
#117 - anon (07/28/2016) [-]
noragami
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#116 - diocantwin (07/28/2016) [-]
It's from Noragami
#37 - thanks fam. That does sound like a real bummer. I'll most like…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/28/2016 on Mystery Dungeon 0
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#40 - antiponiesuser (07/28/2016) [-]
Eh, until you reach the last dungeon, Rayquaza's one, it's a long way, and they have tons of extra dungeons before and after the ending.

Also, they are all procedural generator, so if you like roguelike-games, those are splendid.
#35 - gotcha... 07/28/2016 on Mystery Dungeon 0
#32 - Can someone tell me the ending? I'v never played them and im c…  [+] (8 new replies) 07/28/2016 on Mystery Dungeon 0
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#65 - garaichu (07/28/2016) [-]
antiponiesuser told you the ending to Blue and Red, if you were referring to the end of Time/Darkness/Sky, it's honestly worse.

After defeating a rampaging Primal Dialga, your character who were revealed to be from a future where Dialga WASN'T stopped starts disappearing due to the future he's from no longer coming to pass. Your character had known this would happen for a while at this point but your partner had no idea until you start turning into particles of light. They have a sad conversation while you're disappearing accompanied by really fucking depressing music and it all got me cry like a bitch.

Pretty good game
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#59 - myaccountisnew (07/28/2016) [-]
It's been years since I've played explorers of sky, but I can tell you what I think I remember of the ending. Your character is the reincarnation of the trainer of Grovyle, who is the main antagonist for most of the game, until it's revealed that he's actually a hero, and they Dusknoir who's been trying to capture him is actually a villain, and a pawn of Darkrai, who's trying to destroy the world.

As I said, it's been years, so I probably got something wrong, but there you go.
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#36 - antiponiesuser (07/28/2016) [-]
The main character was the "Chosen One" to stop the metorite from falling onto Poke-Earth.

He does so by climbing to the palace of wind ot smthing and asking Rayquaza to nuke it, but in doing so, only Rayquaza can survive the crash between the metorite and the hyperbeam, and the pleb-type pokemon get #rekt in the blast, falling 20000 feet to the ground where they pepsi'd

Afterwards, the gods of RNG give you the chance to continue the normal human life you had before becoming a Pokemon, but as our character is a betafag from /r9k/ obviously he decides to forego his chance at human life, and stay in Pokeworld in a homo relationship with the companion you chose at the beginning (who also got revived. yay)
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#37 - jefferyboomhauer (07/28/2016) [-]
thanks fam. That does sound like a real bummer. I'll most likely play one of them eventually.
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#40 - antiponiesuser (07/28/2016) [-]
Eh, until you reach the last dungeon, Rayquaza's one, it's a long way, and they have tons of extra dungeons before and after the ending.

Also, they are all procedural generator, so if you like roguelike-games, those are splendid.
#33 - iwantfun (07/28/2016) [-]
In a nutshell, the endings of all Mystery Dungeon games are a feeltrip.
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#35 - jefferyboomhauer (07/28/2016) [-]
gotcha...
#265 - Thanks! He's an asshole but ****, do i love him. 07/28/2016 on Meet The Cats +1
#182 - This is my cat. His name is Captain Cupcake but he also goes b…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/27/2016 on Meet The Cats +1
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#199 - shiblets (07/27/2016) [-]
He's beautiful! He looks like a lighter version of my Yogi. Also, those huge paws are so cute.
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#265 - jefferyboomhauer (07/28/2016) [-]
Thanks! He's an asshole but fuck, do i love him.
#66 - "if you work in retail, dont take this kind of ****"…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/26/2016 on Retail +7
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#67 - zipov (07/26/2016) [-]
Well, big chains like Walmart can be like that.

It's one of the reasons I don't work in retail anymore ;D
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#70 - quoterox (07/26/2016) [-]
My small-town safeway seems to be fine for the most part.

it's pretty chill, with most people being understanding when we're out of something.

but on occasion theres that bitch who doesnt take no for an answer.
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#73 - zipov (07/26/2016) [-]
There were some fun times in retail, but I'm not in the least inclined to go back.

Well, I kind of still work in retail, but in a two man company, I never deal with women, and I can tell the customer to take a walk if I don't like em.

Pay is shit but doing translations on the side.
#94 - I'm not looking forward to coming out to my parents. 07/21/2016 on BANNED FJERS +1
#179 - I personally was very hesitant at first, I had only ever smoke… 07/21/2016 on Anime for adults 0
#163 - I watched Gankutsuou while doing mushrooms for the first time.…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/21/2016 on Anime for adults +6
#385 - anotheroneonearth (07/21/2016) [-]
I'd recommend you Ultra Heaven
it's a manga about psychedelic experience based on the author's own drug experiences
if Kon Satoshi (Paprika) was alive he could have made a great anime adaptation from this
#176 - klowserpok (07/21/2016) [-]
You know, I'm pretty much anti-drugs myself, (never touched any, unless you count the occasional beer or coffee) but I don't think I've ever heard anything really bad about mushrooms.


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#179 - jefferyboomhauer (07/21/2016) [-]
I personally was very hesitant at first, I had only ever smoked pot before, but i talked myself into it by telling myself "it's not acid, or ecstasy". Something about knowing it wasn't made from chemicals, and having a good friend there to also partake, made me a lot less nervous.