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#12 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 12/17/2013 on I think i got it... +1
#20 - lolchris (12/17/2013) [-]
This is fake, you can tell because of the texture of his forehead
#34 - robertnoyb (12/17/2013) [-]
that guy already has wrinkles from his permanent confused look...

unrelated: on a scale of zoolander, what name could his look have?
do I see as hint of blue steel?
User avatar #23 - jeej (12/17/2013) [-]
It's clearly shopped, no doubt, but you don't think Will would actually do this to Jaden for a fun picture? I think he would.
#29 - How does this "NEED" to happen?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/17/2013 on Would you poo here? +1
#32 - anonymous (12/17/2013) [-]
Don't pretend you wouldn't want to
#17 - I love how you started that off with; "Realistically".  [+] (2 new replies) 12/17/2013 on i wouldn't mind immortality 0
User avatar #19 - generaljosh (12/17/2013) [-]
Look it up. The singularity is nigh.

Over the past few decades, computing power has grown exponentially. The 2045 estimate assumes that Moore's law doesn't even hold true.

If computing power progresses at the same rate it has for the past 50 years, the singularity will occur by around 2030.
User avatar #26 - creatablejam (12/17/2013) [-]
It seems like in around 20 years or less we will probably have robots that are accesible to the masses, ones similar to something like I robot
#67 - "One bitch, twee bitch, dead bitch, new bitch" 12/15/2013 on Dr. Seuss 0
#48 - Well fat dogs are the cutest! :3 As long as they don't go over…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/15/2013 on Do you even lift? 0
#49 - TrashX (12/15/2013) [-]
yeah he's not super obese he's just like a little barrel

heres a photo of my dogs just so you actually know who im talking about XD

sammy (the ex muscle freak) is the ginger/red one

and tilly is the black one
#46 - haha aaw, cute! well that's good then  [+] (3 new replies) 12/15/2013 on Do you even lift? 0
User avatar #47 - TrashX (12/15/2013) [-]
He's like super overweight now though bless him haha. old age has caught up with him
User avatar #48 - jeej (12/15/2013) [-]
Well fat dogs are the cutest! :3 As long as they don't go over the obese-line.
#49 - TrashX (12/15/2013) [-]
yeah he's not super obese he's just like a little barrel

heres a photo of my dogs just so you actually know who im talking about XD

sammy (the ex muscle freak) is the ginger/red one

and tilly is the black one
#41 - So he actually had the genetic disorder then? Cus sorry, t…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/13/2013 on Do you even lift? 0
User avatar #42 - TrashX (12/13/2013) [-]
well he's a staffordshire bull terrier and they are pretty built dogs anyway, we got him from a rescue centre and he was pretty big anyway but the shelter didn't find any reason that he was mistreated or unhealthy. when he was younger all he did was constantly run (even though staffi's aren't known for being runners) and he stayed all muscley until he got older.
As far as I know he doesn't have any genetic condition but it could be a possibility.
He's fat as fuck now though lol
#46 - jeej (12/15/2013) [-]
haha aaw, cute! well that's good then
User avatar #47 - TrashX (12/15/2013) [-]
He's like super overweight now though bless him haha. old age has caught up with him
User avatar #48 - jeej (12/15/2013) [-]
Well fat dogs are the cutest! :3 As long as they don't go over the obese-line.
#49 - TrashX (12/15/2013) [-]
yeah he's not super obese he's just like a little barrel

heres a photo of my dogs just so you actually know who im talking about XD

sammy (the ex muscle freak) is the ginger/red one

and tilly is the black one
#33 - Ah, sorry. Didn't know. I thought this was done on purpose.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/13/2013 on Do you even lift? 0
User avatar #34 - rubiksdodecahedron (12/13/2013) [-]
sometimes it is. I just like spreading knowledge.
#29 - This is so dumb. There is no need to push your dog to these li…  [+] (10 new replies) 12/13/2013 on Do you even lift? 0
User avatar #40 - TrashX (12/13/2013) [-]
My parents dog looked like this until he got neutered. He got like that purely from being fed properly and running around lots.
User avatar #41 - jeej (12/13/2013) [-]
So he actually had the genetic disorder then?
Cus sorry, this doesn't come naturally. It just doesn't.
User avatar #42 - TrashX (12/13/2013) [-]
well he's a staffordshire bull terrier and they are pretty built dogs anyway, we got him from a rescue centre and he was pretty big anyway but the shelter didn't find any reason that he was mistreated or unhealthy. when he was younger all he did was constantly run (even though staffi's aren't known for being runners) and he stayed all muscley until he got older.
As far as I know he doesn't have any genetic condition but it could be a possibility.
He's fat as fuck now though lol
#46 - jeej (12/15/2013) [-]
haha aaw, cute! well that's good then
User avatar #47 - TrashX (12/15/2013) [-]
He's like super overweight now though bless him haha. old age has caught up with him
User avatar #48 - jeej (12/15/2013) [-]
Well fat dogs are the cutest! :3 As long as they don't go over the obese-line.
#49 - TrashX (12/15/2013) [-]
yeah he's not super obese he's just like a little barrel

heres a photo of my dogs just so you actually know who im talking about XD

sammy (the ex muscle freak) is the ginger/red one

and tilly is the black one
User avatar #32 - rubiksdodecahedron (12/13/2013) [-]
there is actually a genetic disorder called double muscle that can cause this kind of appearance. it is more common when breeding greyhoundsthe dog not the bus.
User avatar #33 - jeej (12/13/2013) [-]
Ah, sorry. Didn't know. I thought this was done on purpose.
User avatar #34 - rubiksdodecahedron (12/13/2013) [-]
sometimes it is. I just like spreading knowledge.
#76 - ooh, I see, thank you kind stranger! 12/12/2013 on Mirin stories 0
#76 - It all comes down to how much you will let advertisements and … 12/12/2013 on ooooo 0
#73 - Im sorry, but what does "mirin" means?  [+] (2 new replies) 12/12/2013 on Mirin stories 0
User avatar #75 - Zedotelhado (12/12/2013) [-]
Corruption of "Admiring" or "Admirin'", say it out loud and it makes sense.
User avatar #76 - jeej (12/12/2013) [-]
ooh, I see, thank you kind stranger!
#112 - When she says never look back, I think she means to never look… 12/12/2013 on Edna Mode +5
#511 - >O Didn't think anything, cus I had scrolled too far an… 12/11/2013 on let me into your mind +1
#78 - Who the f would just sit around filming random people on the street? 12/10/2013 on Getting ganked by Jax 0
#51 - He hits it so that it falls on another child.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/10/2013 on In the Spirit of Winter... +15
#126 - bann (12/11/2013) [-]
That ain't my offspring
#6968468 - Picture 12/08/2013 on ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ... +2
#33 - Seriously, why can't we have a tumblr post without questioning… 12/06/2013 on Must be expensive +4
#17 - dude wat <- yfw 12/06/2013 on niggers tongue my anus 0
#52 - The amount of pixels in this picture is too damn low. 12/06/2013 on The Cama 0
#53 - Picture 12/05/2013 on Sweden 0
#165 - Picture 12/04/2013 on (untitled) +1
#31 - Picture 12/04/2013 on seen things you people... 0
#27 - I appreciate that you took the time.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/03/2013 on llama +1
#28 - twentytwelve (12/03/2013) [-]
#33 - well, I tried. 12/01/2013 on Connect the Dots Thread +3
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User avatar #78 - warioteam (04/04/2014) [-]
Are you interested in voicework?
User avatar #79 to #78 - jeej ONLINE (04/04/2014) [-]
Voicework?
User avatar #80 to #79 - warioteam (04/04/2014) [-]
For animation.
User avatar #58 - Zeigh (03/03/2014) [-]
Couldn't respond to the last message, we seem to have run out of room.
It really depends on the game. I normally play single player games though.
I do like to play TF2 though.
User avatar #61 to #58 - jeej ONLINE (03/03/2014) [-]
Like.. Bioshock? Fallout?
#63 to #61 - Zeigh (03/03/2014) [-]
Love em both. Especially Bioshock.
Other than Bethesda though, I like Bioware's dragon age: origins, hated DA2 (although the combat got a very appreciated overhaul.) I like Fantasy rpgs and scifi if it's well thought out.
One of my favorite games of all time was Chrono Cross for the PS1.
#53 - Zeigh (03/03/2014) [-]
Hallo new friend.
#54 to #53 - jeej ONLINE (03/03/2014) [-]
Be gentle.   
Helluu
Be gentle.
Helluu
#55 to #54 - Zeigh (03/03/2014) [-]
Is K, I'll be like lubricated silk on ice.
#56 to #55 - jeej ONLINE (03/03/2014) [-]
I can honestly not stop smiling at that.   
So smooth, give me the D...ance of a lifetime.
I can honestly not stop smiling at that.
So smooth, give me the D...ance of a lifetime.
#57 to #56 - Zeigh (03/03/2014) [-]
Get them dancin' shoes on honey 'cause we're gonna step it up.   
Now if only I knew how to dance...
Get them dancin' shoes on honey 'cause we're gonna step it up.
Now if only I knew how to dance...
#59 to #57 - jeej ONLINE (03/03/2014) [-]
Hahah, wanna play a game with me? I choose.
20 questions?
User avatar #60 to #59 - Zeigh (03/03/2014) [-]
Sure, ask thine first question.
#62 to #60 - jeej ONLINE (03/03/2014) [-]
1. Favorite candy?
User avatar #64 to #62 - Zeigh (03/03/2014) [-]
Starting off with the hard questions then huh?
I suppose my favorite candy would probably jolly ranchers.
User avatar #65 to #64 - jeej ONLINE (03/03/2014) [-]
Ask something back haha, but be more creative than turning the question around (;
User avatar #66 to #65 - Zeigh (03/03/2014) [-]
OH, okay.
What's your beverage of choice, excluding water.
User avatar #67 to #66 - jeej ONLINE (03/03/2014) [-]
Coca cola, Mountain dew or Fanta exotic.
Are you handsome?
User avatar #69 to #67 - Zeigh (03/03/2014) [-]
What, all out of questions already?
User avatar #68 to #67 - Zeigh (03/03/2014) [-]
What's fanta exotic?
I think I'd be more handsome if I lost some weight.

What movie do you have a guilty pleasure for? Something everyone says is bad and you realize how bad it is but you like it anyway.
#70 to #68 - jeej ONLINE (03/03/2014) [-]
Pass, I can't come up with an answer to that right a way.
Tell me one of your secrets ;3
User avatar #71 to #70 - Zeigh (03/03/2014) [-]
I'm pretty open about everything and I think I only have one major secret that I haven't told anyone.
I suppose if you're open minded and don't mind a raunchy answer I could tell you.
User avatar #72 to #71 - jeej ONLINE (03/03/2014) [-]
Go ahead!
User avatar #73 to #72 - Zeigh (03/03/2014) [-]
Alright.
I'm pretty sure I'm bisexual and I own two dildos, one named purple glide and another named big jack.
User avatar #74 to #73 - jeej ONLINE (03/03/2014) [-]
HAHA OMG! That is pretty cool!
Oh, and are you a virgin?
User avatar #75 to #74 - Zeigh (03/03/2014) [-]
I am, well, at least in one sense.
That's two questions from you, which I means I get to ask two =P

Are you a virgin and if so, why?
User avatar #76 to #75 - jeej ONLINE (03/03/2014) [-]
I'm not, would you show me a picture of you please? (:
#77 to #76 - Zeigh (03/03/2014) [-]
My webcam doesn't take very good pics.
Also, the reason my hair is standing on end is because I just had a haircut and I had to wash the gel out of my hair.

Can I see a pic of you?
User avatar #46 - hornack (02/16/2014) [-]
Hi.
User avatar #47 to #46 - jeej ONLINE (02/16/2014) [-]
Hey?
User avatar #48 to #47 - hornack (02/16/2014) [-]
Yes, hello.
How are you?
User avatar #49 to #48 - jeej ONLINE (02/16/2014) [-]
Lol, I'm fine and you?
User avatar #50 to #49 - hornack (02/16/2014) [-]
Pretty good, thank you.
User avatar #51 to #50 - jeej ONLINE (02/16/2014) [-]
haha, why did you start writing if you don't mind me asking?
User avatar #52 to #51 - hornack (02/16/2014) [-]
Erm well crap.
User avatar #44 - goodadventures (08/09/2013) [-]
just for the sake of it
#45 to #44 - jeej ONLINE (08/09/2013) [-]
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