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#77 - This is pure morbid gold made out of morbid orphans. 07/06/2014 on Creepy +28
#1435 - What kind of a game is this? Why is there so much trains on google? 07/06/2014 on Train, Game +1
#1419 - **jeej rolls 5,029**  [+] (1 new reply) 07/06/2014 on Train, Game 0
#1435 - jeej (07/06/2014) [-]
What kind of a game is this? Why is there so much trains on google?
#2011 - Scary monsters and nice sprites ... In my ass. 07/05/2014 on in my ass +2
#10 - I hope every mean comment they've been getting has been the ol… 07/05/2014 on Nickleback +6
#139 - Nobody is gonna see this comment because this content was uplo…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/05/2014 on Prepare your feels +2
User avatar #140 - pitifulsoul (07/05/2014) [-]
Hi, comment.
#52 - Picture 07/02/2014 on Heartbroken +12
#117 - This is a pointless discussion, since we can't prove nor…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/01/2014 on realization 0
User avatar #140 - theexo (07/01/2014) [-]
So in this analogy was Jesus supposed to be the main character? Cause if so then he got the bad ending.
#152 - Please check this out. 07/01/2014 on Girls -3
#15 - Yes. Here. Have an unsettling gif.  [+] (3 new replies) 06/30/2014 on Rise of the Goose Gods +7
#35 - anonymous (06/30/2014) [-]
What the hell is that from, is the kid okay?
User avatar #42 - sabcy (06/30/2014) [-]
was joke, is K
#45 - anonymous (07/05/2014) [-]
k
#7 - I remember this comic. 06/30/2014 on Reveal Thyself +1
#4104 - **jeej rolled user xenxio ** oh hey you 06/30/2014 on roll admin's name 0
#26 - Well, he can extend his legs and pull them in so, it's a good … 06/29/2014 on Accurate Lego Bender 0
#59 - Did you just get this gif or did you have it saved, thinking &… 06/29/2014 on City of cards +8
#48 - Make it stop 06/28/2014 on little midget cums to his... 0
#35 - Chill your spermsack. I thought it was implied that he would p…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/28/2014 on Slugs +1
#36 - dreamcast (06/28/2014) [-]
Not at all lol. Sorry for the butthurt.
#1174 - Uncle Nobody. 06/28/2014 on Your drug dealer name 0
#33 - It is not the same thing. If your child was retarded, would yo…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/28/2014 on Slugs 0
#34 - dreamcast (06/28/2014) [-]
You madam are an idiot. Your analogy does not fall in the same situation. In your analogy I am making something do something that could kill it. The real situation is a slug is literally going into the salt on its own free will. Like legit crawling into a house and if it's stupid enough, going into the salt to die. The proper analogy would be if my retarded child was smart enough to live in society and then one day decided to walk in front of traffic. I would not be making my child do anything, as this man would not be making the slug do anything. You are just one those simpleminded people that think anytime humans even look at nature they are being inhumane and tampering with the natural order. Even if the dude threw a slug into salt, it doesn't matter. Slugs have a short life span and I probably can't even comprehend the number of them that die a day at mother natures mercy. And for the main point, its a fucking slug!
User avatar #35 - jeej (06/28/2014) [-]
Chill your spermsack. I thought it was implied that he would put the slugs in the maze. Not that they would go in through the door and then crawl into the maze.
#36 - dreamcast (06/28/2014) [-]
Not at all lol. Sorry for the butthurt.
#14 - yay for torturing them to death instead of just catching them …  [+] (9 new replies) 06/27/2014 on Slugs -28
User avatar #16 - dreamcast (06/27/2014) [-]
You know its not really torturing since the slug could easily just turn around and avoid the salt. If the slug decides to go into he salt it is not worth living. It would literally be like putting up a barbed wire wall and watching a dog walk into it for no reason and die.
#33 - jeej (06/28/2014) [-]
It is not the same thing. If your child was retarded, would you make it walk on a rope over a vulcano? If it falls in, it's not worth living, wue wue wue.
Here's the even shittier part, slugs aren't even retarded. They're just dumb as fuck, so to make them suffer for it is just.. quite inhumane in my opinion, but whatever. Whatever floats your goat.
#34 - dreamcast (06/28/2014) [-]
You madam are an idiot. Your analogy does not fall in the same situation. In your analogy I am making something do something that could kill it. The real situation is a slug is literally going into the salt on its own free will. Like legit crawling into a house and if it's stupid enough, going into the salt to die. The proper analogy would be if my retarded child was smart enough to live in society and then one day decided to walk in front of traffic. I would not be making my child do anything, as this man would not be making the slug do anything. You are just one those simpleminded people that think anytime humans even look at nature they are being inhumane and tampering with the natural order. Even if the dude threw a slug into salt, it doesn't matter. Slugs have a short life span and I probably can't even comprehend the number of them that die a day at mother natures mercy. And for the main point, its a fucking slug!
User avatar #35 - jeej (06/28/2014) [-]
Chill your spermsack. I thought it was implied that he would put the slugs in the maze. Not that they would go in through the door and then crawl into the maze.
#36 - dreamcast (06/28/2014) [-]
Not at all lol. Sorry for the butthurt.
User avatar #19 - chenn (06/27/2014) [-]
You do know that slugs are not capable of such a complex thinking, right? All they do is pure instinct.
User avatar #30 - securityexplain (06/27/2014) [-]
You'll notice that "self-preservation" is instinct as well. The most important one, for that matter.
User avatar #24 - tsoper (06/27/2014) [-]
The're fucking slugs... get over it.
#15 - illogicalvulcan (06/27/2014) [-]
They're fucking slugs... get over it.
#113 - **jeej rolled image ** related 06/27/2014 on Roll image for hitler 0
#2653 - **jeej rolled image ** 06/27/2014 on What girls secretly crave 0
#26 - Hahah, yeah. Sorry. I meant with their tongue. 06/25/2014 on When you finish 0
#3 - **jeej rolled image ** related 06/25/2014 on I Noah Guy 0
#17 - Same thing with getting licked, you cum, make the highest moan…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/25/2014 on When you finish +6
#25 - waitertribe (06/25/2014) [-]
If the guys punching your clit with YOUR tongue, I think there are some other questions that need to be asked here
User avatar #26 - jeej (06/25/2014) [-]
Hahah, yeah. Sorry. I meant with their tongue.
#336 - Give me some love! 06/25/2014 on Let's try this again 0
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#87 - aerosol (12/15/2014) [-]
So you're a Bioshock fan?
#88 to #87 - jeej (12/15/2014) [-]
Oh hello, head of korra. How I have waited for your arrival.   
And yes, I like Bioshock. Haven't played them all through yet tho. I get lost in Wow and Lol.
Oh hello, head of korra. How I have waited for your arrival.
And yes, I like Bioshock. Haven't played them all through yet tho. I get lost in Wow and Lol.
User avatar #89 to #88 - aerosol (12/15/2014) [-]
Did you understand the story of the first one. I think I understood some but most of it soared right over my head.
#90 to #89 - jeej (12/15/2014) [-]
I am terrible at lore. And it's been... atleast two years. Or something.   
But okay, let me try it. You pick up little chicks, who have been... manipulated? by the old hag who has the childrens .. department. Yes. That sounds great. And then you progress with this child, who sucks blood out of poor dead people on the ground, letting the child crawl in and out of weird things on the walls, progress to find out there are alot of people living there who I assume where promised a better place? This amount of ignorance is probably hurting you right now. But anyway, I remember there being plastic surgeons. And how one hit his patient with a scalpel cus she wouldn't hold still. So I guess they wanted to be very pretty. There were shows ongoing on some level, I vaguely remember a piano being played and the pianist being.. killed? Or maybe he was already dead. And then you find this old man who has been manipulated you with "Would you kindly" All your way through, and who then makes you kill him with his cane. If I mixed games up in this bit, it was all because I'm such an incredible... loremaker. And I will probably delete this awkward comment after you've replied to it. GIf extremely unrelated.
I am terrible at lore. And it's been... atleast two years. Or something.
But okay, let me try it. You pick up little chicks, who have been... manipulated? by the old hag who has the childrens .. department. Yes. That sounds great. And then you progress with this child, who sucks blood out of poor dead people on the ground, letting the child crawl in and out of weird things on the walls, progress to find out there are alot of people living there who I assume where promised a better place? This amount of ignorance is probably hurting you right now. But anyway, I remember there being plastic surgeons. And how one hit his patient with a scalpel cus she wouldn't hold still. So I guess they wanted to be very pretty. There were shows ongoing on some level, I vaguely remember a piano being played and the pianist being.. killed? Or maybe he was already dead. And then you find this old man who has been manipulated you with "Would you kindly" All your way through, and who then makes you kill him with his cane. If I mixed games up in this bit, it was all because I'm such an incredible... loremaker. And I will probably delete this awkward comment after you've replied to it. GIf extremely unrelated.
#91 to #90 - aerosol (12/15/2014) [-]
The way I understood it, the guy who you kill with his own cane founded Rapture(the city) and engineered all of those drugs that gave people superpowers. I think things got out of hand after that and Rapture pretty much tore itself apart. That's all that I could really put together. I should play it again.   
   
It was fun   
   
Also, if you're bad with lore, don't play Dark Souls. They don't explain 						****					.
The way I understood it, the guy who you kill with his own cane founded Rapture(the city) and engineered all of those drugs that gave people superpowers. I think things got out of hand after that and Rapture pretty much tore itself apart. That's all that I could really put together. I should play it again.

It was fun

Also, if you're bad with lore, don't play Dark Souls. They don't explain **** .
User avatar #92 to #91 - jeej (12/15/2014) [-]
But shouldn't that be a good thing for me then? So that I don't have to keep track of it?
#93 to #92 - aerosol (12/15/2014) [-]
Yeah, I guess you're right.    
   
That's part of what I love about it. You play through once without paying attention and you go "Dang, that was good.". Then you look up the lore online just out of curiosity  and you just...
Yeah, I guess you're right.

That's part of what I love about it. You play through once without paying attention and you go "Dang, that was good.". Then you look up the lore online just out of curiosity and you just...
#94 to #93 - jeej (12/15/2014) [-]
You go something like this?
You go something like this?
User avatar #95 to #94 - aerosol (12/15/2014) [-]
yup
User avatar #96 to #95 - jeej (12/15/2014) [-]
Sounds interesting enough. What more games do you play?
User avatar #97 to #96 - aerosol (12/15/2014) [-]
I only got my 360 about a year and a half ago so I don't have a lot, but here it goes:

Fallout 3, Fallout New Vegas, Skyrim, Dead Space 2
The Orange Box, Assassin's Creed, Person 4 Arena
Dynasty Warriors, Dark Souls 2, Far Cry 3, Dante's Inferno
Battlefield 3, GTA IV and V, Borderlands 2, The Devil May Cry
Mass Effect, Minecraft, Prototype, Spec Ops

and Hyrule Warriors, The Legend of Zelda, Monster Hunter U, and Shovel Knight for the Wii U

The list of Gamecube games I've played is too long to be worth typing
User avatar #98 to #97 - jeej (12/15/2014) [-]
Oh.. I just game on my pc. Oh, and Dante's inferno <3 That's some lovely stuff.
User avatar #99 to #98 - aerosol (12/15/2014) [-]
You're lucky.
I wish I could be part of the PC master race.

Dante's inferno was pretty great though. Even the quick time events were kind of fun.
User avatar #100 to #99 - jeej (12/15/2014) [-]
Why don't you own a pc?
User avatar #101 to #100 - aerosol (12/15/2014) [-]
I have a laptop but it can't run a damn thing. Hopefully I will have a reason to buy a nice PC someday. But until I start taking college classes, I don't quite feel right buying a new computer just for games.
User avatar #102 to #101 - jeej (12/15/2014) [-]
Aaaw, where you from?
#103 to #102 - aerosol (12/15/2014) [-]
Ohio
'Murica!
User avatar #104 to #103 - jeej (12/15/2014) [-]
Oh, how is it?
#82 - anonymous (09/11/2014) [-]
you seem like a whore piece of **** . i bet youre not even attractive
#83 to #82 - jeej (09/11/2014) [-]
I bet I am tho.           :]
I bet I am tho. :]
#81 - tridaak (09/05/2014) [-]
Hi
Hi
#84 to #81 - jeej (12/11/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#86 to #85 - jeej (12/11/2014) [-]
Are you a dog behind your screen?
Are you a dog behind your screen?
User avatar #78 - warioteam (04/04/2014) [-]
Are you interested in voicework?
User avatar #79 to #78 - jeej (04/04/2014) [-]
Voicework?
User avatar #80 to #79 - warioteam (04/04/2014) [-]
For animation.
User avatar #58 - Zeigh (03/03/2014) [-]
Couldn't respond to the last message, we seem to have run out of room.
It really depends on the game. I normally play single player games though.
I do like to play TF2 though.
User avatar #61 to #58 - jeej (03/03/2014) [-]
Like.. Bioshock? Fallout?
#63 to #61 - Zeigh (03/03/2014) [-]
Love em both. Especially Bioshock.
Other than Bethesda though, I like Bioware's dragon age: origins, hated DA2 (although the combat got a very appreciated overhaul.) I like Fantasy rpgs and scifi if it's well thought out.
One of my favorite games of all time was Chrono Cross for the PS1.
#53 - Zeigh (03/03/2014) [-]
Hallo new friend.
#54 to #53 - jeej (03/03/2014) [-]
Be gentle.   
Helluu
Be gentle.
Helluu
#55 to #54 - Zeigh (03/03/2014) [-]
Is K, I'll be like lubricated silk on ice.
#56 to #55 - jeej (03/03/2014) [-]
I can honestly not stop smiling at that.   
So smooth, give me the D...ance of a lifetime.
I can honestly not stop smiling at that.
So smooth, give me the D...ance of a lifetime.
#57 to #56 - Zeigh (03/03/2014) [-]
Get them dancin' shoes on honey 'cause we're gonna step it up.   
Now if only I knew how to dance...
Get them dancin' shoes on honey 'cause we're gonna step it up.
Now if only I knew how to dance...
#59 to #57 - jeej (03/03/2014) [-]
Hahah, wanna play a game with me? I choose.
20 questions?
User avatar #60 to #59 - Zeigh (03/03/2014) [-]
Sure, ask thine first question.
#62 to #60 - jeej (03/03/2014) [-]
1. Favorite candy?
User avatar #64 to #62 - Zeigh (03/03/2014) [-]
Starting off with the hard questions then huh?
I suppose my favorite candy would probably jolly ranchers.
User avatar #65 to #64 - jeej (03/03/2014) [-]
Ask something back haha, but be more creative than turning the question around (;
User avatar #66 to #65 - Zeigh (03/03/2014) [-]
OH, okay.
What's your beverage of choice, excluding water.
User avatar #67 to #66 - jeej (03/03/2014) [-]
Coca cola, Mountain dew or Fanta exotic.
Are you handsome?
User avatar #69 to #67 - Zeigh (03/03/2014) [-]
What, all out of questions already?
User avatar #68 to #67 - Zeigh (03/03/2014) [-]
What's fanta exotic?
I think I'd be more handsome if I lost some weight.

What movie do you have a guilty pleasure for? Something everyone says is bad and you realize how bad it is but you like it anyway.
#70 to #68 - jeej (03/03/2014) [-]
Pass, I can't come up with an answer to that right a way.
Tell me one of your secrets ;3
User avatar #71 to #70 - Zeigh (03/03/2014) [-]
I'm pretty open about everything and I think I only have one major secret that I haven't told anyone.
I suppose if you're open minded and don't mind a raunchy answer I could tell you.
User avatar #72 to #71 - jeej (03/03/2014) [-]
Go ahead!
User avatar #73 to #72 - Zeigh (03/03/2014) [-]
Alright.
I'm pretty sure I'm bisexual and I own two dildos, one named purple glide and another named big jack.
User avatar #74 to #73 - jeej (03/03/2014) [-]
HAHA OMG! That is pretty cool!
Oh, and are you a virgin?
User avatar #75 to #74 - Zeigh (03/03/2014) [-]
I am, well, at least in one sense.
That's two questions from you, which I means I get to ask two =P

Are you a virgin and if so, why?
User avatar #76 to #75 - jeej (03/03/2014) [-]
I'm not, would you show me a picture of you please? (:
#77 to #76 - Zeigh (03/03/2014) [-]
My webcam doesn't take very good pics.
Also, the reason my hair is standing on end is because I just had a haircut and I had to wash the gel out of my hair.

Can I see a pic of you?
User avatar #46 - hornack (02/16/2014) [-]
Hi.
User avatar #47 to #46 - jeej (02/16/2014) [-]
Hey?
User avatar #48 to #47 - hornack (02/16/2014) [-]
Yes, hello.
How are you?
User avatar #49 to #48 - jeej (02/16/2014) [-]
Lol, I'm fine and you?
User avatar #50 to #49 - hornack (02/16/2014) [-]
Pretty good, thank you.
User avatar #51 to #50 - jeej (02/16/2014) [-]
haha, why did you start writing if you don't mind me asking?
User avatar #52 to #51 - hornack (02/16/2014) [-]
Erm well crap.
User avatar #44 - goodadventures (08/09/2013) [-]
just for the sake of it
#45 to #44 - jeej (08/09/2013) [-]
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