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Age: 21
Date Signed Up:2/03/2011
Last Login:4/01/2015
Location:Sweden
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#119 - >swell with swe pride  [+] (11 new replies) 01/11/2015 on /r/europe 30k survey 0
User avatar #134 - sirkanesixtytwo (01/11/2015) [-]
I don't know why you're prideful of that disgraceful land.
#137 - jeej (01/11/2015) [-]
Cus it's a good, comfortable place to be living.
Sure, we fuck ourselves over with trying to be so neutral that we let anyone put their D in our country, and we got snow half the year, our system is easy to abuse and not much of a defense if we were to go to war. Oh, and also, if you love Sweden and you are Swedish, you are automatically a racist.

But We got free healthcare, we got free education, we don't put our newer generations in debts when they want to learn, we embrace it. We got such a lovely system that you can literally not become homeless unless you really want to (by becoming a heavy drugaddict and refusing to get treatment, not holding on to a job or even searching for one etc), we learn english as our second language immediately in our schools, we are generally very nice and social people and I wouldn't want have been born in any other place.
#138 - sirkanesixtytwo (01/11/2015) [-]
Sure sucks it's going to collapse in five to ten years, unless you do something of course. You can't though, being a no gunz allowed state...
#151 - anonymous (01/11/2015) [-]
I'm allowed to have guns in my home along with ammo but we got something called regulations. See, mr. Jankie - I need a license and the gun has to be registered. You also need a clean register.

Mr. Jankie, you don't need fully automatic AR-15 to protect your slightly overweight wife & kids, a shotgun just about does the trick.

Being part of the army doesn't grant you any rights to use a fully automatic weapon in private(nor should it), and it is quite useless too, since the weapon is locked with a solid steel bolt that you cannot remove without breaking the gun(Your commander has the key).

I can appreciate your love for guns on the other hand, I'm quite the enthusiast myself, but I believe there should be strict regulations regarding firearms. If there were strict regulations regarding said firearms, I'm pretty sure you wouldn't have to protect your overly obese wife from a crazy gunman.
#161 - sirkanesixtytwo (01/11/2015) [-]
An AR-15 isn't meant for full auto, it overheats otherwise. Any sort of firearm control be it small or big infringes on the second amendment. I never said being in a military gives you the right to a weapon that's just swedens thing. I don't believe in regulation, drugs are regulated and some (like meth) are even illegal here, but that doesn't stop people from using and abusing them like that $1 hooker wife of yours.
#139 - jeej (01/11/2015) [-]
If you're part of the swedish army, you are allowed to have weapons in your home, as long as they are disassembled. <- I think that's the word for it, put into pieces, anyway.
But I don't think guns solves problems either.
I just think we need better politicians.
#142 - sirkanesixtytwo (01/11/2015) [-]
A mudslime busts into your house with a gun and rapes your children, while it takes you five minutes to assemble your shitty swed arm. I don't get that anyway, if they trust you enough to have gun parts in your house why not just let them have the whole gun already assembled? If they were going to go out and shoot someone they have all the time in the world, but if they were defending their home under pressure wouldn't you want it already ready? Can you clear this up a bit?
#144 - jeej (01/11/2015) [-]
I believe it's just a cautionary thing, to avoid accidents such as maybe a drunk fool trying to show of his weapon. And if you got training through the army, it should take a really short time for you to put it together.
And then again, religion is a bitch, it shouldn't be allowed to be practiced outside the comfort of your home IMO, if that's what the mudslime was a reference to.
And they shouldn't break in to your home in the first place, they should respect the law. Ofcourse not all people do, and this is a scenario that is possible, but if people were smarter and more civilized it shouldn't occur.
#148 - sirkanesixtytwo (01/11/2015) [-]
But the massive waves of mudslimes are coming into your country with no one to stop them. It's not like they are civilized, home invasions, muggings, rape, happen in sweeden all the time, mostly at gunpoint and it's not like the law is stopping them. Face it man, sweden's is practically under sharia law and no one is going to do a thing about it, because if you do you're racist.

fjordman.blogspot.com/2005/12/immigrant-rape-wave-in-sweden.html
#157 - enokviking (01/11/2015) [-]
Shit son, you dumb.

Linking to a blog and calling it a source, feck.. You must be a bibledweller or something, this is too much for my heart to handle. Peace.
#160 - sirkanesixtytwo (01/11/2015) [-]
#340 - it's a meme you dip 01/11/2015 on potential level names 0
#1457 - I never get colored text on these things. You're hard to l… 01/10/2015 on your daily admin 0
#46 - So you're just an average person. That's very impressive? 01/10/2015 on Perfect person +4
#300 - gr8 b8 m8, I r8 8/8 01/09/2015 on Muslamic Ray Guns 0
#66 - I haven't heard of it myself, but I can imagine it's true. The… 01/08/2015 on Sweden get your shit together 0
#120 - Man, I look like a boy? I guess I should make a tumblr and rant some.  [+] (5 new replies) 01/07/2015 on Social Justice is Born Out... +2
#219 - anonymous (01/08/2015) [-]
No
#202 - anonymous (01/07/2015) [-]
i think she's pretty
User avatar #127 - MrKittyKat (01/07/2015) [-]
I call legit.

But there's only one way to prove that legit is on fj.

Timestamp that shit. Do eeeeeeeeeeet
User avatar #179 - imofcnotharveydent (01/07/2015) [-]
I agree
User avatar #123 - lurifax (01/07/2015) [-]
Normally, I'd explain the attempted joke at this point but meh

instead, here's Jojo
ジョジョOPメドレー JoJo's Bizarre Adventure OP1-3 medley
#97 - r8 m3 4dm1ng0d I'll take all your redthumbs for…  [+] (8 new replies) 01/07/2015 on Social Justice is Born Out... +11
User avatar #118 - lurifax (01/07/2015) [-]
lol swedes
you're a guy, right
#120 - jeej (01/07/2015) [-]
Man, I look like a boy? I guess I should make a tumblr and rant some.
#219 - anonymous (01/08/2015) [-]
No
#202 - anonymous (01/07/2015) [-]
i think she's pretty
User avatar #127 - MrKittyKat (01/07/2015) [-]
I call legit.

But there's only one way to prove that legit is on fj.

Timestamp that shit. Do eeeeeeeeeeet
User avatar #179 - imofcnotharveydent (01/07/2015) [-]
I agree
User avatar #123 - lurifax (01/07/2015) [-]
Normally, I'd explain the attempted joke at this point but meh

instead, here's Jojo
ジョジョOPメドレー JoJo's Bizarre Adventure OP1-3 medley
#106 - tealcanaan (01/07/2015) [-]
r u 12 m8?
#149 - The girl is smiling. This is quite certainly staged, not becau…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/07/2015 on The panty raid 0
User avatar #156 - phawsy (01/07/2015) [-]
"risk going to jail for a prank" there was a video on here a while ago of a teenager pretending to puncture police car tires with a can of co2 for effect
#51 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 01/07/2015 on Handicraft +8
#67 - ilusha (01/07/2015) [-]
FTFY
#53 - newdevyx (01/07/2015) [-]
#47 - Good for us. Good. Very. Wow. 01/04/2015 on kindness for 2015 0
#166 - >people that feel their gender is relevant on the internet … 01/04/2015 on nutshell in Funnyjunk 0
#28 - I haven't slept for 24 hours and I could not stop laughing at … 01/02/2015 on Stalker: Shadow of CringeNoble 0
#4 - anyone got a closeup on the convo that was printed? Would …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/30/2014 on Damn.. +55
#36 - schwerdaddy (12/30/2014) [-]
Here you go, buddy.
#71 - captainwow (12/31/2014) [-]
#2892 - **jeej used "*roll cah answer*"** **jeej rolls Velcro™.** 12/25/2014 on Cards Against Humanity... +1
#2890 - **jeej used "*roll cah question*"** **jeej rolls Life for A…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/25/2014 on Cards Against Humanity... 0
User avatar #2894 - dvdfaust (12/25/2014) [-]
**dvdfaust used "*roll cah answer*"**
**dvdfaust rolls Flesh-eating bacteria.**
User avatar #2892 - jeej (12/25/2014) [-]
**jeej used "*roll cah answer*"**
**jeej rolls Velcro™.**
#1916 - **jeej used "*roll rpg name*"** **jeej rolls Joelen** 12/21/2014 on rpg name generator 0
#18 - Not really that hard to misread since it actually says; One ti… 12/21/2014 on Formally +2
#10 - Mfw 12/20/2014 on Bait Set +2
#2125 - **jeej used "*roll cis privilege*"** **jeej rolls No strang… 12/17/2014 on Did you check your... 0
#417 - I don't even know what to say, that was beautiful, Gibe moar p… 12/15/2014 on vocaroo motivational 0
#200 - That video is very unsettling 12/14/2014 on vocaroo motivational +3
#190 - HOW COULD YOU SAY ALL THAT WITH A STRAIGHT FACE? Are you a…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/14/2014 on vocaroo motivational +5
#197 - kingdaniel (12/14/2014) [-]
User avatar #200 - jeej (12/14/2014) [-]
warm it up exe That's a 10! That video is very unsettling
#186 - Your voice made me wet. 10/10, would listen to again. …  [+] (7 new replies) 12/14/2014 on vocaroo motivational +16
User avatar #404 - notstill (12/15/2014) [-]
#417 - jeej (12/15/2014) [-]
I don't even know what to say, that was beautiful, Gibe moar pls? <3
< related.
User avatar #187 - autbelli (12/14/2014) [-]
vocaroo.com/i/s1LXwJbzMdMc
Here's your dirty talk.
User avatar #394 - loopz (12/15/2014) [-]
You sound like microsoft text-voice
#190 - jeej (12/14/2014) [-]
HOW COULD YOU SAY ALL THAT WITH A STRAIGHT FACE?
Are you a robot? That was funny as fuck, I loved it.
#197 - kingdaniel (12/14/2014) [-]
User avatar #200 - jeej (12/14/2014) [-]
warm it up exe That's a 10! That video is very unsettling
#305 - White button - Turns all your clothes invisible, but not your body. 12/14/2014 on Choice game 0

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