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#15 - Yes, but is it similar to Instagram or is it a datingapp, or m…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/04/2014 on This is why we need masculism 0
User avatar #16 - spartanian (09/04/2014) [-]
There is google too
Tinder is a matchmaking mobile app. The application connects with users' Facebook profiles to provide pictures and ages for other users to view. Using GPS technology, users can set a specific radius, and they will have the option to match with anyone that is within that distance
#16 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 09/04/2014 on Are You Okay Admin +24
User avatar #28 - leafonthewind (09/04/2014) [-]
frank is love
frank is life
#20 - guu (09/04/2014) [-]
**guu rolled image**

Wtf
#13 - What is tinder?  [+] (3 new replies) 09/04/2014 on This is why we need masculism 0
User avatar #14 - spartanian (09/04/2014) [-]
>chatting with girl on tinder
>agree to meet up

not to be a dick, but take a guess?
#15 - jeej (09/04/2014) [-]
Yes, but is it similar to Instagram or is it a datingapp, or maybe just a social media, somewhat like a community but in your cellphone, or perhaps just an app of which you publish pictures, or is it like "horny ppl in your area" or maybe a chatapp like kik or messenger?
User avatar #16 - spartanian (09/04/2014) [-]
There is google too
Tinder is a matchmaking mobile app. The application connects with users' Facebook profiles to provide pictures and ages for other users to view. Using GPS technology, users can set a specific radius, and they will have the option to match with anyone that is within that distance
#107 - Picture 09/03/2014 on The Frappening +1
#63 - You're both retards. Who even argues over inet anymore? You bo…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/03/2014 on McDisasters: The Comic Series +1
User avatar #68 - sirbrentcoe (09/03/2014) [-]
hey, my dick's plenty wide! chode's better than inchworm!
#166 - offtopic, but is that character supposed to be like 4chans lit…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/01/2014 on Possible quinn faggotry... 0
#177 - anonymous (09/01/2014) [-]
It's /v/'s daughter.
#94 - Picture 09/01/2014 on why didnt i think of this? +2
#131 - What is the name of his game and where can I get it?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/01/2014 on The bite of '87 0
#136 - drugsnothugs (09/01/2014) [-]
Five Nights at Freddy's, it's on Steam.
#1004 - I dusted off some old books, Thimmiee senpai. Please accep…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/30/2014 on Everything Burns 0
#1005 - thimmiee (08/30/2014) [-]
offering accepted
#452 - Many holes can be filled with 210 thumbs, but not the ones you…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/30/2014 on Saw on a 4chan thread 0
User avatar #453 - thimmiee (08/30/2014) [-]
You brought this upon yourself
#450 - Look at me now Thimmiee , with all these thumbs. Am I lovable yet?  [+] (3 new replies) 08/30/2014 on Saw on a 4chan thread 0
User avatar #451 - thimmiee (08/30/2014) [-]
>only 210

No
#452 - jeej (08/30/2014) [-]
Many holes can be filled with 210 thumbs, but not the ones you leave in my heart.
User avatar #453 - thimmiee (08/30/2014) [-]
You brought this upon yourself
#55 - I'm Swedish and I've never learned of the "Oxford Comma.&…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/30/2014 on Grammar +2
User avatar #101 - roadrager (08/30/2014) [-]
No we do the same here in Britain
#44 - Then prepare your anus because this will become a thing for me.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/30/2014 on FJ Zee maps! 0
#46 - thimmiee (08/30/2014) [-]
My anus have been prepared for years so go ahead
#41 - Mfw my summoning succeeded.  [+] (3 new replies) 08/30/2014 on FJ Zee maps! 0
User avatar #42 - thimmiee (08/30/2014) [-]
If you try to summon me you shall always succeed
#44 - jeej (08/30/2014) [-]
Then prepare your anus because this will become a thing for me.
#46 - thimmiee (08/30/2014) [-]
My anus have been prepared for years so go ahead
#28 - Thimmiee , västernorrland masterrace.  [+] (5 new replies) 08/30/2014 on FJ Zee maps! 0
#40 - thimmiee (08/30/2014) [-]
Ye boi
#41 - jeej (08/30/2014) [-]
Mfw my summoning succeeded.
User avatar #42 - thimmiee (08/30/2014) [-]
If you try to summon me you shall always succeed
#44 - jeej (08/30/2014) [-]
Then prepare your anus because this will become a thing for me.
#46 - thimmiee (08/30/2014) [-]
My anus have been prepared for years so go ahead
#13 - This is not a knee, just OP's head. 08/30/2014 on The hottest +78
#92 - Oh, but while reddit is standing on 4chans shoulder, we, the s…  [+] (8 new replies) 08/30/2014 on Saw on a 4chan thread +226
#450 - jeej (08/30/2014) [-]
Look at me now Thimmiee , with all these thumbs.
Am I lovable yet?
User avatar #451 - thimmiee (08/30/2014) [-]
>only 210

No
#452 - jeej (08/30/2014) [-]
Many holes can be filled with 210 thumbs, but not the ones you leave in my heart.
User avatar #453 - thimmiee (08/30/2014) [-]
You brought this upon yourself
#381 - anonymous (08/30/2014) [-]
But how was youporn related to this?
User avatar #420 - basicargentinian (08/30/2014) [-]
the internet, it's for porn.
User avatar #375 - drhoffable (08/30/2014) [-]
well the fuck else are we guna mount!?
#331 - anonymous (08/30/2014) [-]
#24 - What was the ******* point of this? The dumbe…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/29/2014 on DYK Comp #22 +4
#29 - djlite (08/29/2014) [-]
See comment #23?
#174 - Make a compilation with **** we can't stop oursel… 08/26/2014 on tell me how to get users to... 0
#11 - Omg that roll tho. 08/25/2014 on Well This Is A Story All... +6
#94 - I believed it. Really cool work bro. 08/25/2014 on Opinion 0
#27 - I'm Swedish. Skull?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/25/2014 on latleks rm knaht +1
User avatar #28 - loopzoop (08/25/2014) [-]
Oh, ok. Yeah, it's skull in English.
#9 - Picture semi-related. It has a scull.  [+] (3 new replies) 08/25/2014 on latleks rm knaht +2
User avatar #25 - loopzoop (08/25/2014) [-]
"scull"
#27 - jeej (08/25/2014) [-]
I'm Swedish. Skull?
User avatar #28 - loopzoop (08/25/2014) [-]
Oh, ok. Yeah, it's skull in English.
#16 - Agreed. 08/25/2014 on 10/10 would ride into battle +4
#25 - No, sorry.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/20/2014 on (untitled) +3
#26 - wraithguard (08/20/2014) [-]
Damn.
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#87 - aerosol ONLINE (12/15/2014) [-]
So you're a Bioshock fan?
#88 to #87 - jeej (12/15/2014) [-]
Oh hello, head of korra. How I have waited for your arrival.   
And yes, I like Bioshock. Haven't played them all through yet tho. I get lost in Wow and Lol.
Oh hello, head of korra. How I have waited for your arrival.
And yes, I like Bioshock. Haven't played them all through yet tho. I get lost in Wow and Lol.
User avatar #89 to #88 - aerosol ONLINE (12/15/2014) [-]
Did you understand the story of the first one. I think I understood some but most of it soared right over my head.
#90 to #89 - jeej (12/15/2014) [-]
I am terrible at lore. And it's been... atleast two years. Or something.   
But okay, let me try it. You pick up little chicks, who have been... manipulated? by the old hag who has the childrens .. department. Yes. That sounds great. And then you progress with this child, who sucks blood out of poor dead people on the ground, letting the child crawl in and out of weird things on the walls, progress to find out there are alot of people living there who I assume where promised a better place? This amount of ignorance is probably hurting you right now. But anyway, I remember there being plastic surgeons. And how one hit his patient with a scalpel cus she wouldn't hold still. So I guess they wanted to be very pretty. There were shows ongoing on some level, I vaguely remember a piano being played and the pianist being.. killed? Or maybe he was already dead. And then you find this old man who has been manipulated you with "Would you kindly" All your way through, and who then makes you kill him with his cane. If I mixed games up in this bit, it was all because I'm such an incredible... loremaker. And I will probably delete this awkward comment after you've replied to it. GIf extremely unrelated.
I am terrible at lore. And it's been... atleast two years. Or something.
But okay, let me try it. You pick up little chicks, who have been... manipulated? by the old hag who has the childrens .. department. Yes. That sounds great. And then you progress with this child, who sucks blood out of poor dead people on the ground, letting the child crawl in and out of weird things on the walls, progress to find out there are alot of people living there who I assume where promised a better place? This amount of ignorance is probably hurting you right now. But anyway, I remember there being plastic surgeons. And how one hit his patient with a scalpel cus she wouldn't hold still. So I guess they wanted to be very pretty. There were shows ongoing on some level, I vaguely remember a piano being played and the pianist being.. killed? Or maybe he was already dead. And then you find this old man who has been manipulated you with "Would you kindly" All your way through, and who then makes you kill him with his cane. If I mixed games up in this bit, it was all because I'm such an incredible... loremaker. And I will probably delete this awkward comment after you've replied to it. GIf extremely unrelated.
#91 to #90 - aerosol ONLINE (12/15/2014) [-]
The way I understood it, the guy who you kill with his own cane founded Rapture(the city) and engineered all of those drugs that gave people superpowers. I think things got out of hand after that and Rapture pretty much tore itself apart. That's all that I could really put together. I should play it again.   
   
It was fun   
   
Also, if you're bad with lore, don't play Dark Souls. They don't explain 						****					.
The way I understood it, the guy who you kill with his own cane founded Rapture(the city) and engineered all of those drugs that gave people superpowers. I think things got out of hand after that and Rapture pretty much tore itself apart. That's all that I could really put together. I should play it again.

It was fun

Also, if you're bad with lore, don't play Dark Souls. They don't explain **** .
User avatar #92 to #91 - jeej (12/15/2014) [-]
But shouldn't that be a good thing for me then? So that I don't have to keep track of it?
#93 to #92 - aerosol ONLINE (12/15/2014) [-]
Yeah, I guess you're right.    
   
That's part of what I love about it. You play through once without paying attention and you go "Dang, that was good.". Then you look up the lore online just out of curiosity  and you just...
Yeah, I guess you're right.

That's part of what I love about it. You play through once without paying attention and you go "Dang, that was good.". Then you look up the lore online just out of curiosity and you just...
#94 to #93 - jeej (12/15/2014) [-]
You go something like this?
You go something like this?
User avatar #95 to #94 - aerosol ONLINE (12/15/2014) [-]
yup
User avatar #96 to #95 - jeej (12/15/2014) [-]
Sounds interesting enough. What more games do you play?
User avatar #97 to #96 - aerosol ONLINE (12/15/2014) [-]
I only got my 360 about a year and a half ago so I don't have a lot, but here it goes:

Fallout 3, Fallout New Vegas, Skyrim, Dead Space 2
The Orange Box, Assassin's Creed, Person 4 Arena
Dynasty Warriors, Dark Souls 2, Far Cry 3, Dante's Inferno
Battlefield 3, GTA IV and V, Borderlands 2, The Devil May Cry
Mass Effect, Minecraft, Prototype, Spec Ops

and Hyrule Warriors, The Legend of Zelda, Monster Hunter U, and Shovel Knight for the Wii U

The list of Gamecube games I've played is too long to be worth typing
User avatar #98 to #97 - jeej (12/15/2014) [-]
Oh.. I just game on my pc. Oh, and Dante's inferno <3 That's some lovely stuff.
User avatar #99 to #98 - aerosol ONLINE (12/15/2014) [-]
You're lucky.
I wish I could be part of the PC master race.

Dante's inferno was pretty great though. Even the quick time events were kind of fun.
User avatar #100 to #99 - jeej (12/15/2014) [-]
Why don't you own a pc?
User avatar #101 to #100 - aerosol ONLINE (12/15/2014) [-]
I have a laptop but it can't run a damn thing. Hopefully I will have a reason to buy a nice PC someday. But until I start taking college classes, I don't quite feel right buying a new computer just for games.
User avatar #102 to #101 - jeej (12/15/2014) [-]
Aaaw, where you from?
#103 to #102 - aerosol ONLINE (12/15/2014) [-]
Ohio
'Murica!
User avatar #104 to #103 - jeej (12/15/2014) [-]
Oh, how is it?
#105 to #104 - aerosol ONLINE (12/15/2014) [-]
cold
#82 - anonymous (09/11/2014) [-]
you seem like a whore piece of **** . i bet youre not even attractive
#83 to #82 - jeej (09/11/2014) [-]
I bet I am tho.           :]
I bet I am tho. :]
#81 - tridaak (09/05/2014) [-]
Hi
Hi
#84 to #81 - jeej (12/11/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#86 to #85 - jeej (12/11/2014) [-]
Are you a dog behind your screen?
Are you a dog behind your screen?
User avatar #78 - warioteam ONLINE (04/04/2014) [-]
Are you interested in voicework?
User avatar #79 to #78 - jeej (04/04/2014) [-]
Voicework?
User avatar #80 to #79 - warioteam ONLINE (04/04/2014) [-]
For animation.
User avatar #58 - Zeigh (03/03/2014) [-]
Couldn't respond to the last message, we seem to have run out of room.
It really depends on the game. I normally play single player games though.
I do like to play TF2 though.
User avatar #61 to #58 - jeej (03/03/2014) [-]
Like.. Bioshock? Fallout?
#63 to #61 - Zeigh (03/03/2014) [-]
Love em both. Especially Bioshock.
Other than Bethesda though, I like Bioware's dragon age: origins, hated DA2 (although the combat got a very appreciated overhaul.) I like Fantasy rpgs and scifi if it's well thought out.
One of my favorite games of all time was Chrono Cross for the PS1.
#53 - Zeigh (03/03/2014) [-]
Hallo new friend.
#54 to #53 - jeej (03/03/2014) [-]
Be gentle.   
Helluu
Be gentle.
Helluu
#55 to #54 - Zeigh (03/03/2014) [-]
Is K, I'll be like lubricated silk on ice.
#56 to #55 - jeej (03/03/2014) [-]
I can honestly not stop smiling at that.   
So smooth, give me the D...ance of a lifetime.
I can honestly not stop smiling at that.
So smooth, give me the D...ance of a lifetime.
#57 to #56 - Zeigh (03/03/2014) [-]
Get them dancin' shoes on honey 'cause we're gonna step it up.   
Now if only I knew how to dance...
Get them dancin' shoes on honey 'cause we're gonna step it up.
Now if only I knew how to dance...
#59 to #57 - jeej (03/03/2014) [-]
Hahah, wanna play a game with me? I choose.
20 questions?
User avatar #60 to #59 - Zeigh (03/03/2014) [-]
Sure, ask thine first question.
#62 to #60 - jeej (03/03/2014) [-]
1. Favorite candy?
User avatar #64 to #62 - Zeigh (03/03/2014) [-]
Starting off with the hard questions then huh?
I suppose my favorite candy would probably jolly ranchers.
User avatar #65 to #64 - jeej (03/03/2014) [-]
Ask something back haha, but be more creative than turning the question around (;
User avatar #66 to #65 - Zeigh (03/03/2014) [-]
OH, okay.
What's your beverage of choice, excluding water.
User avatar #67 to #66 - jeej (03/03/2014) [-]
Coca cola, Mountain dew or Fanta exotic.
Are you handsome?
User avatar #69 to #67 - Zeigh (03/03/2014) [-]
What, all out of questions already?
User avatar #68 to #67 - Zeigh (03/03/2014) [-]
What's fanta exotic?
I think I'd be more handsome if I lost some weight.

What movie do you have a guilty pleasure for? Something everyone says is bad and you realize how bad it is but you like it anyway.
#70 to #68 - jeej (03/03/2014) [-]
Pass, I can't come up with an answer to that right a way.
Tell me one of your secrets ;3
User avatar #71 to #70 - Zeigh (03/03/2014) [-]
I'm pretty open about everything and I think I only have one major secret that I haven't told anyone.
I suppose if you're open minded and don't mind a raunchy answer I could tell you.
User avatar #72 to #71 - jeej (03/03/2014) [-]
Go ahead!
User avatar #73 to #72 - Zeigh (03/03/2014) [-]
Alright.
I'm pretty sure I'm bisexual and I own two dildos, one named purple glide and another named big jack.
User avatar #74 to #73 - jeej (03/03/2014) [-]
HAHA OMG! That is pretty cool!
Oh, and are you a virgin?
User avatar #75 to #74 - Zeigh (03/03/2014) [-]
I am, well, at least in one sense.
That's two questions from you, which I means I get to ask two =P

Are you a virgin and if so, why?
User avatar #76 to #75 - jeej (03/03/2014) [-]
I'm not, would you show me a picture of you please? (:
#77 to #76 - Zeigh (03/03/2014) [-]
My webcam doesn't take very good pics.
Also, the reason my hair is standing on end is because I just had a haircut and I had to wash the gel out of my hair.

Can I see a pic of you?
User avatar #46 - hornack (02/16/2014) [-]
Hi.
User avatar #47 to #46 - jeej (02/16/2014) [-]
Hey?
User avatar #48 to #47 - hornack (02/16/2014) [-]
Yes, hello.
How are you?
User avatar #49 to #48 - jeej (02/16/2014) [-]
Lol, I'm fine and you?
User avatar #50 to #49 - hornack (02/16/2014) [-]
Pretty good, thank you.
User avatar #51 to #50 - jeej (02/16/2014) [-]
haha, why did you start writing if you don't mind me asking?
User avatar #52 to #51 - hornack (02/16/2014) [-]
Erm well crap.
User avatar #44 - goodadventures ONLINE (08/09/2013) [-]
just for the sake of it
#45 to #44 - jeej (08/09/2013) [-]
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