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#9 - Probably because he has dreams and dies trying to achieve them…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/23/2014 on The Duck That Couldn't Fly +7
User avatar #10 - silentwantstokill (06/23/2014) [-]
Reminds me of that one kiwi video.
#25 - That's honestly the most stupid and self-righteous comment I h…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/23/2014 on Double Standards -8
User avatar #33 - isenseven (06/23/2014) [-]
He's not saying that males are unable to control their lust. He's saying that subconsciously men are the "hunters" while women are the "hunted", and in most cases it's true. This isn't sexism, or bigotry, it's just basic science and a few years of societal change is not going to change your brain chemistry. Sure, we don't physically fight over women and buy them anymore from their fathers, but it's still in our genetic structure to try and find a mate.

Does that mean that men are unable to control their sexual urges? No. Does that mean it's wrong for girls to be sexual? No.

But what it is saying, which is evident in society, is that because the man is biologically a "hunter" in sexuality, it's an extremely difficult task to have many sexual partners, because just like animals doing mating calls, the man has to do many things to attract the female. However, in the females case, it's incredibly easy to have multiple partners. A majority of men would not say no to a girl offering sex, unless she is completely repulsive.
#74 - withstrangeraeons (06/23/2014) [-]
Girls reject guys based on attraction and compatibility. Guys also reject girls based on whether attraction and compatibility, but the fact that they'll reject someone doesn't seem to register as them being unrealistically picky, just having standards for what they want.
The idea that women should reject guys a lot more than the other way around is just a play on the view that men are the sex with a sex drive "sex with a sex drive" sounds like a hilariously bad hair metal song, doesn't it? , and women are indifferent to sex and use it for their own ends. We're not! Sex is awesome! I'm not saying that people haven't internalized these roles and play them out (we do), but I don't think, biologically, that it has to be this way.
User avatar #93 - isenseven (06/24/2014) [-]
You're right, and I even said that. Women are just as sexual as men are, but we're talking about strictly on a role-based and biologically based standard. Men in most species are the courters, and women are the courted. That doesn't mean that girls aren't able to do that, but it's just the way it is. Why's it that way? The patriarchy? No, it's our brain chemistry. I went to an arts highschool so I have a lot of female friends, and when you talk to them, most of them don't want to be the first to call or text a guy, or to ask a guy out, all the generic stuff you can think of. It's just the way it is for a very good reason.
#37 - anonymous (06/23/2014) [-]
dude....labeling them as hunter and hunted probably was a bad call.the courter and the courted would best describe it
#704 - thank mr skeltal 06/23/2014 on thank mr skeltal 0
#18 - oh man, you must get a lot of notifications with that name.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/20/2014 on Phanact's water bottle 0
User avatar #19 - europe (06/20/2014) [-]
Oh not nearly as many as others. For instance there are users such as funnyjunk.com/user/say/ who get a fuckton of mentions. Completely generic words as usernames get much, much more mentions a day than ones such as mine. I get 30-ish a day I think, and I check about twice a day so it's not a big deal to scroll through 15+ mentions to see the ones actually directed towards me
#36 - Your X is giving you trust issues? How common.  [+] (3 new replies) 06/18/2014 on Damn X button +106
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#91 - zenet (06/18/2014) [-]
#28 - Seems fishy, but we might. What's your name? 06/15/2014 on Thoughts as a kid 0
#7 - I had a friend who thought that factories were making the clou…  [+] (11 new replies) 06/14/2014 on Thoughts as a kid +34
User avatar #71 - Rei (06/15/2014) [-]
Technically factories which billow steam from their smokestacks do indeed produce clouds.
#57 - thebaseballexpert (06/15/2014) [-]
I could see how your friend COULD reason that... until he turns like 7 or something
#21 - jaked (06/15/2014) [-]
Not related to the story but the picture, I used to think that the harder and faster you jerked [Beavis and Butthead laugh] the steering wheel the faster you would go. I got it from watching cartoons and always sitting behind the driver's seat.
#26 - swiftshadow (06/15/2014) [-]
I used to think you had to turn the wheel back and forth like that to drive. Not correlating to speed but TV always did it. I learned other wise when I got my license.
#30 - jaked (06/15/2014) [-]
I learned different when my grampa let me 'drive' on his lap in a parking lot and we nearly smashed into a few cars.
#33 - swiftshadow (06/15/2014) [-]
between my dads attempt to teach me when he grabbed the wheel and I almost hit a car and my mom screaming at the top of her lungs as I tried driving, I can't do it. I get panicked when behind the wheel. I kind of want to learn how to ride a motorcycle. The thought of only being responsible for me and not an entire vehicle full of people makes me feel better.
#36 - jaked (06/15/2014) [-]
I dunno if that's a good idea man, motorcycles aren't for the faint of heart, shit's risky. I definitely recommend at least getting your license cause it's incredibly useful if you ever have to travel.
#40 - swiftshadow (06/15/2014) [-]
I have my beginners. I have it for the second time. I can't do the driving a car thing. I've never driven a motorcycle but I've ridden on one before. I don't know, but the thought of driving one doesn't bother me. The thought of driving a car makes me panic.
#42 - jaked (06/15/2014) [-]
Huh, I would've thought that you'd be scared of just any motor vehicles at that point. Well, I guess do what makes you most comfortable then.
User avatar #20 - xfishy (06/15/2014) [-]
Were we once friends? I used to think that
User avatar #28 - jeej (06/15/2014) [-]
Seems fishy, but we might. What's your name?
#10 - What is it?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/14/2014 on banette is my favorite digimon 0
User avatar #11 - iceguy (06/14/2014) [-]
it was a clay doll made by an ancient civilizition that came to life
#102 - Thank you kind fedora 06/14/2014 on Complete and utter CUNTS... +1
#74 - Where is the first compilation? I couldn't find a link for it …  [+] (2 new replies) 06/14/2014 on Complete and utter CUNTS... 0
#102 - jeej (06/14/2014) [-]
Thank you kind fedora
#39 - Picture 06/13/2014 on why I spend so much time on... +1
#75 - Picture 06/13/2014 on Justin Timberlake Doing... +5
#11 - Picture 06/12/2014 on Mc lovin' +30
#21 - JImmy your mom is ded. 06/11/2014 on Jimmy's got a big one +7
#32 - Who the fuck drinks water out of ponds? 06/11/2014 on God's Water 0
#92 - even more fixed. master photoshopper. 06/11/2014 on Cosplay Well Done +2
#21 - You trying to fool me, son? 06/11/2014 on Man takes CP pics while in... +30
#33 - that's a sad episode. My feels.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/10/2014 on Perfect +5
User avatar #38 - sciencexplain (06/10/2014) [-]
But when he apologises to his son for being such an asshole after he edits the parents faces on? I didn't cry at that episode at all. Of course not.
#41 - are you sure it's a man? 06/10/2014 on always make an entrance 0
#75 - They didn't leave the concert in California for years. 06/10/2014 on a true story behind this +11
#113 - I never said they do. I just questioned the statement. 06/09/2014 on Why Clopping Is Okay 0
#59 - How the actual fuck is your drawn ponies giving their consent …  [+] (2 new replies) 06/09/2014 on Why Clopping Is Okay +5
#103 - twilightdusk (06/09/2014) [-]
How does a drawn human give consent?
User avatar #113 - jeej (06/09/2014) [-]
I never said they do. I just questioned the statement.
#22 - The omegle part part made me cringe anyway. Neither of them co… 06/09/2014 on The Anti Cringe Comp +7
#81 - It's a good damn child. This is such an overreaction, and disg…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/09/2014 on let me help you with that -9
User avatar #86 - krobeles (06/09/2014) [-]
Thats funny. I think it was a very modest reaction. I would probably have poured the entire thing in the childs face, and probably yelled at the brat afterwards.
I would've probably been more likely to just kick the chart into the child, but you get my point.
Children need to know not to disturb people in public, and their parents need to know to rein in their idiotic shit kids, so they dont pull shit like this. The little fucker was laughing while he was ramming the dude. He obviously had no idea, or just didn't care, that such behavior was disallowed. Well, now he does.
User avatar #85 - Aro (06/09/2014) [-]
Pretty sure the kid was ramming the trolley into the person's shins.
Don't even pretend shins don't hurt
User avatar #83 - kirkybobz (06/09/2014) [-]
The mother should be reprimanding the little brat. Failing to teach kids boundaries and right and wrong is the reason why we have so many anti-social cunts these days.
#31 - dat joint tho. Shaken, not stirred. 06/05/2014 on When my dad found my stash +3
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User avatar #78 - warioteam ONLINE (04/04/2014) [-]
Are you interested in voicework?
User avatar #79 to #78 - jeej (04/04/2014) [-]
User avatar #80 to #79 - warioteam ONLINE (04/04/2014) [-]
For animation.
User avatar #58 - Zeigh (03/03/2014) [-]
Couldn't respond to the last message, we seem to have run out of room.
It really depends on the game. I normally play single player games though.
I do like to play TF2 though.
User avatar #61 to #58 - jeej (03/03/2014) [-]
Like.. Bioshock? Fallout?
#63 to #61 - Zeigh (03/03/2014) [-]
Love em both. Especially Bioshock.
Other than Bethesda though, I like Bioware's dragon age: origins, hated DA2 (although the combat got a very appreciated overhaul.) I like Fantasy rpgs and scifi if it's well thought out.
One of my favorite games of all time was Chrono Cross for the PS1.
#53 - Zeigh (03/03/2014) [-]
Hallo new friend.
#54 to #53 - jeej (03/03/2014) [-]
Be gentle.   
Be gentle.
#55 to #54 - Zeigh (03/03/2014) [-]
Is K, I'll be like lubricated silk on ice.
#56 to #55 - jeej (03/03/2014) [-]
I can honestly not stop smiling at that.   
So smooth, give me the D...ance of a lifetime.
I can honestly not stop smiling at that.
So smooth, give me the D...ance of a lifetime.
#57 to #56 - Zeigh (03/03/2014) [-]
Get them dancin' shoes on honey 'cause we're gonna step it up.   
Now if only I knew how to dance...
Get them dancin' shoes on honey 'cause we're gonna step it up.
Now if only I knew how to dance...
#59 to #57 - jeej (03/03/2014) [-]
Hahah, wanna play a game with me? I choose.
20 questions?
User avatar #60 to #59 - Zeigh (03/03/2014) [-]
Sure, ask thine first question.
#62 to #60 - jeej (03/03/2014) [-]
1. Favorite candy?
User avatar #64 to #62 - Zeigh (03/03/2014) [-]
Starting off with the hard questions then huh?
I suppose my favorite candy would probably jolly ranchers.
User avatar #65 to #64 - jeej (03/03/2014) [-]
Ask something back haha, but be more creative than turning the question around (;
User avatar #66 to #65 - Zeigh (03/03/2014) [-]
OH, okay.
What's your beverage of choice, excluding water.
User avatar #67 to #66 - jeej (03/03/2014) [-]
Coca cola, Mountain dew or Fanta exotic.
Are you handsome?
User avatar #69 to #67 - Zeigh (03/03/2014) [-]
What, all out of questions already?
User avatar #68 to #67 - Zeigh (03/03/2014) [-]
What's fanta exotic?
I think I'd be more handsome if I lost some weight.

What movie do you have a guilty pleasure for? Something everyone says is bad and you realize how bad it is but you like it anyway.
#70 to #68 - jeej (03/03/2014) [-]
Pass, I can't come up with an answer to that right a way.
Tell me one of your secrets ;3
User avatar #71 to #70 - Zeigh (03/03/2014) [-]
I'm pretty open about everything and I think I only have one major secret that I haven't told anyone.
I suppose if you're open minded and don't mind a raunchy answer I could tell you.
User avatar #72 to #71 - jeej (03/03/2014) [-]
Go ahead!
User avatar #73 to #72 - Zeigh (03/03/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure I'm bisexual and I own two dildos, one named purple glide and another named big jack.
User avatar #74 to #73 - jeej (03/03/2014) [-]
HAHA OMG! That is pretty cool!
Oh, and are you a virgin?
User avatar #75 to #74 - Zeigh (03/03/2014) [-]
I am, well, at least in one sense.
That's two questions from you, which I means I get to ask two =P

Are you a virgin and if so, why?
User avatar #76 to #75 - jeej (03/03/2014) [-]
I'm not, would you show me a picture of you please? (:
#77 to #76 - Zeigh (03/03/2014) [-]
My webcam doesn't take very good pics.
Also, the reason my hair is standing on end is because I just had a haircut and I had to wash the gel out of my hair.

Can I see a pic of you?
User avatar #46 - hornack (02/16/2014) [-]
User avatar #47 to #46 - jeej (02/16/2014) [-]
User avatar #48 to #47 - hornack (02/16/2014) [-]
Yes, hello.
How are you?
User avatar #49 to #48 - jeej (02/16/2014) [-]
Lol, I'm fine and you?
User avatar #50 to #49 - hornack (02/16/2014) [-]
Pretty good, thank you.
User avatar #51 to #50 - jeej (02/16/2014) [-]
haha, why did you start writing if you don't mind me asking?
User avatar #52 to #51 - hornack (02/16/2014) [-]
Erm well crap.
User avatar #44 - goodadventures (08/09/2013) [-]
just for the sake of it
#45 to #44 - jeej (08/09/2013) [-]
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