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Date Signed Up:2/03/2011
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#49 - Can't you afford to atleast put her down so that she doesn't h…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/07/2014 on My entire life 0
User avatar #58 - elcreepo (11/07/2014) [-]
She's not at the stage where she's unable to function. We're not going to just kill her because she has a disease which will eventually kill her before its effects start to affect how she lives her life.

It's also lot of money to put a cat down painlessly. So when the time comes and she's unable to walk properly or jump even a few inches without suffering, and she doesn't have the energy to eat, we'll put her down then. She can still jump a foot and a half or so and she eats just fine, her walking hasn't gotten shaky yet either.

My mom wonders why when a cat of ours dies I want to start looking for a new one within a week... it's because every day that they're alive and slowly aging and dying, I am grieving for them little by little, so when they die, I'm never entirely distraught, just sad.
User avatar #59 - jeej (11/07/2014) [-]
We had to put my cat down because she got a tumor and my mother didn't think it was worth the money for the operation. She didn't tell me until the cat was gone. She started looking for a cat pretty much right after, mostly for my sake so that I could focus on the new kitten instead of my old cats death.
#111 - Related 11/03/2014 on double 05.. it's something +1
#26 - It is. 11/03/2014 on Illuminati +2
#147 - Well, congrats? 11/03/2014 on Ng+ is some shit +1
#106 - This is the kind of **** I go on funnyjunk to avo…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/28/2014 on Well this explains something 0
User avatar #111 - thirdjess (10/28/2014) [-]
Technically it's true. Just like a lot of really intelligent people don't speak very well, they often merge words in a sentence (so 'I'm thinking of getting take out Pad Thai for dinner' might come out 'I'm thinking of getting Pao Thai for dinner')

I've been told I'm intelligent because I can say long strings of words quickly without pausing to think (or saying um, like and so on), but people actually respect someone who takes their time when they speak. Please see: Obama.
#96 - This post hurts. 10/23/2014 on Tank 0
#111 - I remember this video from youtube. Anyone got the source for … 10/22/2014 on cure for depression 0
#44 - No problem. Thanks for clearing up what it was anyway. 10/21/2014 on pimps of the hood 0
#42 - "Because"? I was just confused as to what it was. Ne…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/21/2014 on pimps of the hood 0
User avatar #43 - twatter (10/21/2014) [-]
I thought you were questioning why it was there even though you didn't say "why".
My mistake.
#44 - jeej (10/21/2014) [-]
No problem. Thanks for clearing up what it was anyway.
#40 - What?  [+] (4 new replies) 10/21/2014 on pimps of the hood 0
User avatar #41 - twatter (10/21/2014) [-]
Because it's a tweet.
It's the name (not the username) of the person who tweeted it.
#42 - jeej (10/21/2014) [-]
"Because"? I was just confused as to what it was. Never used twitter.
User avatar #43 - twatter (10/21/2014) [-]
I thought you were questioning why it was there even though you didn't say "why".
My mistake.
#44 - jeej (10/21/2014) [-]
No problem. Thanks for clearing up what it was anyway.
#375 - Admin will keep us safe from the sunlight. 10/19/2014 on Is FJ Dead? +3
#47 - Original original poster?  [+] (1 new reply) 10/18/2014 on Lost 0
#48 - ilikepatatas (10/18/2014) [-]
exactly, the person who originally posted it as OC
#137 - Aw, okay. Good for you. Pic related. u and gf. 10/14/2014 on Bad breakups? 0
#135 - You need to tell us if it's the same guy you're dating now tha…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/14/2014 on Bad breakups? 0
User avatar #136 - ahjay (10/14/2014) [-]
I may have worded this a bit weird now that I think about it. lol

I went out with my ex's best friend that's a girl. And that best friend went out with the guy friend. Oops.
#137 - jeej (10/14/2014) [-]
Aw, okay. Good for you. Pic related. u and gf.
#12 - Thank you for the downvote bro. 10/10/2014 on Repost +10
#20 - **jeej rolled user autosubmit ** Can I also? 10/10/2014 on Mod Harassment +1
#4 - Why does the leftie look shopped?  [+] (5 new replies) 10/10/2014 on Repost -20
User avatar #43 - titsequalthumbs (10/11/2014) [-]
I may be wrong, but hell ill comment anyways. I think he was trying to say admin faps with his right arm, so his left arm looks shopped because its not his fapping arm?
I tried to save your ass, i tried.
User avatar #10 - sideism (10/10/2014) [-]
that gif is annoying to look at
#12 - jeej (10/10/2014) [-]
Thank you for the downvote bro.
#7 - Mystt (10/10/2014) [-]
your name looks shopped
User avatar #5 - frenzyhero (10/10/2014) [-]
Looks like a shit tan to me. I have it too.
#1 - original video always makes me happy.  [+] (2 new replies) 10/10/2014 on Funnyjunk Is Back Online +3
User avatar #6 - megpoidgumibear (10/10/2014) [-]
God, my stomach hurts
#4 - mrfrreshh (10/10/2014) [-]
that song!
#105 - Life is good. 10/10/2014 on Funnyjunk Site Maintenance 0
#16 - You're like the people posting on youtubevideos. 09/30/2014 on Best Moment of His Life +4
#40 - All the love. 09/28/2014 on Wordbank 0
#44 - Picture 09/26/2014 on Shots fired +3
#103 - Milhouse likes Joshlol! -NOBODY LIKES JOSHLOL!  [+] (1 new reply) 09/24/2014 on i laughed but it hurt +11
#123 - newdevyx (09/25/2014) [-]
#87 - Picture 09/23/2014 on GG +8
#9720159 - But.. I am Swedish. 09/21/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
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#87 - aerosol (12/15/2014) [-]
So you're a Bioshock fan?
#88 to #87 - jeej (12/15/2014) [-]
Oh hello, head of korra. How I have waited for your arrival.   
And yes, I like Bioshock. Haven't played them all through yet tho. I get lost in Wow and Lol.
Oh hello, head of korra. How I have waited for your arrival.
And yes, I like Bioshock. Haven't played them all through yet tho. I get lost in Wow and Lol.
User avatar #89 to #88 - aerosol (12/15/2014) [-]
Did you understand the story of the first one. I think I understood some but most of it soared right over my head.
#90 to #89 - jeej (12/15/2014) [-]
I am terrible at lore. And it's been... atleast two years. Or something.   
But okay, let me try it. You pick up little chicks, who have been... manipulated? by the old hag who has the childrens .. department. Yes. That sounds great. And then you progress with this child, who sucks blood out of poor dead people on the ground, letting the child crawl in and out of weird things on the walls, progress to find out there are alot of people living there who I assume where promised a better place? This amount of ignorance is probably hurting you right now. But anyway, I remember there being plastic surgeons. And how one hit his patient with a scalpel cus she wouldn't hold still. So I guess they wanted to be very pretty. There were shows ongoing on some level, I vaguely remember a piano being played and the pianist being.. killed? Or maybe he was already dead. And then you find this old man who has been manipulated you with "Would you kindly" All your way through, and who then makes you kill him with his cane. If I mixed games up in this bit, it was all because I'm such an incredible... loremaker. And I will probably delete this awkward comment after you've replied to it. GIf extremely unrelated.
I am terrible at lore. And it's been... atleast two years. Or something.
But okay, let me try it. You pick up little chicks, who have been... manipulated? by the old hag who has the childrens .. department. Yes. That sounds great. And then you progress with this child, who sucks blood out of poor dead people on the ground, letting the child crawl in and out of weird things on the walls, progress to find out there are alot of people living there who I assume where promised a better place? This amount of ignorance is probably hurting you right now. But anyway, I remember there being plastic surgeons. And how one hit his patient with a scalpel cus she wouldn't hold still. So I guess they wanted to be very pretty. There were shows ongoing on some level, I vaguely remember a piano being played and the pianist being.. killed? Or maybe he was already dead. And then you find this old man who has been manipulated you with "Would you kindly" All your way through, and who then makes you kill him with his cane. If I mixed games up in this bit, it was all because I'm such an incredible... loremaker. And I will probably delete this awkward comment after you've replied to it. GIf extremely unrelated.
#91 to #90 - aerosol (12/15/2014) [-]
The way I understood it, the guy who you kill with his own cane founded Rapture(the city) and engineered all of those drugs that gave people superpowers. I think things got out of hand after that and Rapture pretty much tore itself apart. That's all that I could really put together. I should play it again.   
   
It was fun   
   
Also, if you're bad with lore, don't play Dark Souls. They don't explain 						****					.
The way I understood it, the guy who you kill with his own cane founded Rapture(the city) and engineered all of those drugs that gave people superpowers. I think things got out of hand after that and Rapture pretty much tore itself apart. That's all that I could really put together. I should play it again.

It was fun

Also, if you're bad with lore, don't play Dark Souls. They don't explain **** .
User avatar #92 to #91 - jeej (12/15/2014) [-]
But shouldn't that be a good thing for me then? So that I don't have to keep track of it?
#93 to #92 - aerosol (12/15/2014) [-]
Yeah, I guess you're right.    
   
That's part of what I love about it. You play through once without paying attention and you go "Dang, that was good.". Then you look up the lore online just out of curiosity  and you just...
Yeah, I guess you're right.

That's part of what I love about it. You play through once without paying attention and you go "Dang, that was good.". Then you look up the lore online just out of curiosity and you just...
#94 to #93 - jeej (12/15/2014) [-]
You go something like this?
You go something like this?
User avatar #95 to #94 - aerosol (12/15/2014) [-]
yup
User avatar #96 to #95 - jeej (12/15/2014) [-]
Sounds interesting enough. What more games do you play?
User avatar #97 to #96 - aerosol (12/15/2014) [-]
I only got my 360 about a year and a half ago so I don't have a lot, but here it goes:

Fallout 3, Fallout New Vegas, Skyrim, Dead Space 2
The Orange Box, Assassin's Creed, Person 4 Arena
Dynasty Warriors, Dark Souls 2, Far Cry 3, Dante's Inferno
Battlefield 3, GTA IV and V, Borderlands 2, The Devil May Cry
Mass Effect, Minecraft, Prototype, Spec Ops

and Hyrule Warriors, The Legend of Zelda, Monster Hunter U, and Shovel Knight for the Wii U

The list of Gamecube games I've played is too long to be worth typing
User avatar #98 to #97 - jeej (12/15/2014) [-]
Oh.. I just game on my pc. Oh, and Dante's inferno <3 That's some lovely stuff.
User avatar #99 to #98 - aerosol (12/15/2014) [-]
You're lucky.
I wish I could be part of the PC master race.

Dante's inferno was pretty great though. Even the quick time events were kind of fun.
User avatar #100 to #99 - jeej (12/15/2014) [-]
Why don't you own a pc?
User avatar #101 to #100 - aerosol (12/15/2014) [-]
I have a laptop but it can't run a damn thing. Hopefully I will have a reason to buy a nice PC someday. But until I start taking college classes, I don't quite feel right buying a new computer just for games.
User avatar #102 to #101 - jeej (12/15/2014) [-]
Aaaw, where you from?
#103 to #102 - aerosol (12/15/2014) [-]
Ohio
'Murica!
User avatar #104 to #103 - jeej (12/15/2014) [-]
Oh, how is it?
#82 - anonymous (09/11/2014) [-]
you seem like a whore piece of **** . i bet youre not even attractive
#83 to #82 - jeej (09/11/2014) [-]
I bet I am tho.           :]
I bet I am tho. :]
#81 - tridaak (09/05/2014) [-]
Hi
Hi
#84 to #81 - jeej (12/11/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#86 to #85 - jeej (12/11/2014) [-]
Are you a dog behind your screen?
Are you a dog behind your screen?
User avatar #78 - warioteam (04/04/2014) [-]
Are you interested in voicework?
User avatar #79 to #78 - jeej (04/04/2014) [-]
Voicework?
User avatar #80 to #79 - warioteam (04/04/2014) [-]
For animation.
User avatar #58 - Zeigh (03/03/2014) [-]
Couldn't respond to the last message, we seem to have run out of room.
It really depends on the game. I normally play single player games though.
I do like to play TF2 though.
User avatar #61 to #58 - jeej (03/03/2014) [-]
Like.. Bioshock? Fallout?
#63 to #61 - Zeigh (03/03/2014) [-]
Love em both. Especially Bioshock.
Other than Bethesda though, I like Bioware's dragon age: origins, hated DA2 (although the combat got a very appreciated overhaul.) I like Fantasy rpgs and scifi if it's well thought out.
One of my favorite games of all time was Chrono Cross for the PS1.
#53 - Zeigh (03/03/2014) [-]
Hallo new friend.
#54 to #53 - jeej (03/03/2014) [-]
Be gentle.   
Helluu
Be gentle.
Helluu
#55 to #54 - Zeigh (03/03/2014) [-]
Is K, I'll be like lubricated silk on ice.
#56 to #55 - jeej (03/03/2014) [-]
I can honestly not stop smiling at that.   
So smooth, give me the D...ance of a lifetime.
I can honestly not stop smiling at that.
So smooth, give me the D...ance of a lifetime.
#57 to #56 - Zeigh (03/03/2014) [-]
Get them dancin' shoes on honey 'cause we're gonna step it up.   
Now if only I knew how to dance...
Get them dancin' shoes on honey 'cause we're gonna step it up.
Now if only I knew how to dance...
#59 to #57 - jeej (03/03/2014) [-]
Hahah, wanna play a game with me? I choose.
20 questions?
User avatar #60 to #59 - Zeigh (03/03/2014) [-]
Sure, ask thine first question.
#62 to #60 - jeej (03/03/2014) [-]
1. Favorite candy?
User avatar #64 to #62 - Zeigh (03/03/2014) [-]
Starting off with the hard questions then huh?
I suppose my favorite candy would probably jolly ranchers.
User avatar #65 to #64 - jeej (03/03/2014) [-]
Ask something back haha, but be more creative than turning the question around (;
User avatar #66 to #65 - Zeigh (03/03/2014) [-]
OH, okay.
What's your beverage of choice, excluding water.
User avatar #67 to #66 - jeej (03/03/2014) [-]
Coca cola, Mountain dew or Fanta exotic.
Are you handsome?
User avatar #69 to #67 - Zeigh (03/03/2014) [-]
What, all out of questions already?
User avatar #68 to #67 - Zeigh (03/03/2014) [-]
What's fanta exotic?
I think I'd be more handsome if I lost some weight.

What movie do you have a guilty pleasure for? Something everyone says is bad and you realize how bad it is but you like it anyway.
#70 to #68 - jeej (03/03/2014) [-]
Pass, I can't come up with an answer to that right a way.
Tell me one of your secrets ;3
User avatar #71 to #70 - Zeigh (03/03/2014) [-]
I'm pretty open about everything and I think I only have one major secret that I haven't told anyone.
I suppose if you're open minded and don't mind a raunchy answer I could tell you.
User avatar #72 to #71 - jeej (03/03/2014) [-]
Go ahead!
User avatar #73 to #72 - Zeigh (03/03/2014) [-]
Alright.
I'm pretty sure I'm bisexual and I own two dildos, one named purple glide and another named big jack.
User avatar #74 to #73 - jeej (03/03/2014) [-]
HAHA OMG! That is pretty cool!
Oh, and are you a virgin?
User avatar #75 to #74 - Zeigh (03/03/2014) [-]
I am, well, at least in one sense.
That's two questions from you, which I means I get to ask two =P

Are you a virgin and if so, why?
User avatar #76 to #75 - jeej (03/03/2014) [-]
I'm not, would you show me a picture of you please? (:
#77 to #76 - Zeigh (03/03/2014) [-]
My webcam doesn't take very good pics.
Also, the reason my hair is standing on end is because I just had a haircut and I had to wash the gel out of my hair.

Can I see a pic of you?
User avatar #46 - hornack (02/16/2014) [-]
Hi.
User avatar #47 to #46 - jeej (02/16/2014) [-]
Hey?
User avatar #48 to #47 - hornack (02/16/2014) [-]
Yes, hello.
How are you?
User avatar #49 to #48 - jeej (02/16/2014) [-]
Lol, I'm fine and you?
User avatar #50 to #49 - hornack (02/16/2014) [-]
Pretty good, thank you.
User avatar #51 to #50 - jeej (02/16/2014) [-]
haha, why did you start writing if you don't mind me asking?
User avatar #52 to #51 - hornack (02/16/2014) [-]
Erm well crap.
User avatar #44 - goodadventures (08/09/2013) [-]
just for the sake of it
#45 to #44 - jeej (08/09/2013) [-]
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