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#49 - Picture 09/25/2013 on RESTORED -1
#44 - I guess I'm the only one in the comment section who doesn't fi…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/25/2013 on ALL IN FAVOR? +11
User avatar #162 - afrodemon (09/25/2013) [-]
i wonder why glasses was censored when i was logged out
User avatar #84 - soupkittenagain (09/25/2013) [-]
I don't find them attractive either. Although there have been times where it made the woman look better but that was usually when they had that hot secretary look.
#64 - palmsspaghetti (09/25/2013) [-]
#31 - Where do you live? 09/25/2013 on Right in the feels. 0
#68 - That's not a chimp, that's a Guido. 09/23/2013 on still gets me +1
#225 - I'm sad you don't have an account. I would have liked to talk …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/18/2013 on Why I never had a boyfriend 0
User avatar #226 - mytwocents (09/18/2013) [-]
well, i guess this may be usefull. s'up?
#32 - Nice how you used different colors on your profile pics. You …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/17/2013 on Yet another FaceBook post +2
#33 - arukimasu (09/17/2013) [-]
I was experimenting huehuehue with the blues and was too lazy to change it back. Not trying to play some mind game.
#172 - You are right, what kind of internet lurkers are we if we do n… 09/16/2013 on Why I never had a boyfriend 0
#157 - Thanks, anon. 09/16/2013 on Why I never had a boyfriend 0
#49 - I wanna find a person that comes up with **** suc… 09/16/2013 on Rudolph The Gun Arsed Reindeer +1
#139 - Look normal, love games, have a lot of guy friends. So wha…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/16/2013 on Why I never had a boyfriend +3
#148 - agrofenlas (09/16/2013) [-]
Not a single persons perfect.
I've got an anger problem, and if I hold it back, I get panic attacks.
But I work with what I'm given, and if its anything to think on, peoples imperfections make them easier to talk
#135 - Mind showing a picture to back up the pretty face part? 09/16/2013 on Why I never had a boyfriend 0
#36 - Nice how you killed that person with your cunt.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/16/2013 on Fun with blood +6
User avatar #62 - idoliam (09/16/2013) [-]
Look up the movie "Teeth"
#35 - Everything will be okay, I'm so sorry for your loss.. 09/11/2013 on teeth 0
#22 - the elite squad. 09/09/2013 on friendzoned +3
#17 - I was actually pointing out that it doesn't say "to a uni…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/08/2013 on I'ld press.. +3
User avatar #37 - retentions (09/08/2013) [-]
it would be "a place in the universe"
User avatar #36 - IamEllis (09/08/2013) [-]
proud of you!
#15 - Yea. Cus that's what happens in the universe.  [+] (6 new replies) 09/08/2013 on I'ld press.. -30
#205 - raigen (09/09/2013) [-]
I prefer creatures and people...
#69 - akabei (09/09/2013) [-]
#16 - anonymous (09/08/2013) [-]
Were you trying to be funny?
User avatar #17 - jeej (09/08/2013) [-]
I was actually pointing out that it doesn't say "to a universe" or "a place in universe".
User avatar #37 - retentions (09/08/2013) [-]
it would be "a place in the universe"
User avatar #36 - IamEllis (09/08/2013) [-]
proud of you!
#87 - Picture 09/06/2013 on Everybody got aids +10
#10 - Now* 09/03/2013 on The Incredibles 0
#9 - Deaaaaad? Why not Deeeeead? That would make more sense to me. …  [+] (5 new replies) 09/03/2013 on The Incredibles +34
User avatar #86 - extooso (09/03/2013) [-]
just read DEAEAEAEAEAEAEAEAEAED
User avatar #45 - caluchi (09/03/2013) [-]
It seems easier for me to read "deaaaad" since there's no other word for it to be at first glance...but if it's written like "deeeeead" I see the word "deed" at first glance...so it makes a different sound that what it's intended to
User avatar #43 - stripey (09/03/2013) [-]
Because this way you know the word is "dead" because the 'e' was shown, in your way I would read it as "deeeeee -ad" because I didn't know there is an 'a' until after I finish the word.
User avatar #20 - imafreakinblurhere (09/03/2013) [-]
Help inbound--
I see where you're coming from it does sound like "dad", but think of it less as a separate word and more as just placing emphasis on certain sounds of the word "dead". By extending the "e" sound it gives a more relaxed "Deeee" as it is much smoother a sound than-- Okay i've lost myself. I swear we're having the most baked discussion.

Send help
User avatar #10 - jeej (09/03/2013) [-]
Now*
#21 - Honestly tho, how many actually died by Hitler's hand? I'd… 08/30/2013 on Corner Camper -1
#3 - Free meal? He got payed to it, dear poster. You got the ti… 08/29/2013 on Free meal 0
#5 - It's actually the opposite. You added the last panel joke,…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/29/2013 on Marriage +3
#28 - taurusguy (08/30/2013) [-]
I meant i added the text myself, just wanted to feel fancy.
#13 - anonymous (08/30/2013) [-]
oh god that gif is so hillarious!
#10 - Ninernsu (08/30/2013) [-]
#12 - If you start taking caution in joking about certain things bec… 08/29/2013 on Loot! +4
#2 - And suddenly a head is no longer part of a body.. Badly pl… 08/29/2013 on monkies paw 0
#12 - Comment deleted 08/29/2013 on grandma! 0
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#87 - aerosol (12/15/2014) [-]
So you're a Bioshock fan?
#88 to #87 - jeej (12/15/2014) [-]
Oh hello, head of korra. How I have waited for your arrival.   
And yes, I like Bioshock. Haven't played them all through yet tho. I get lost in Wow and Lol.
Oh hello, head of korra. How I have waited for your arrival.
And yes, I like Bioshock. Haven't played them all through yet tho. I get lost in Wow and Lol.
User avatar #89 to #88 - aerosol (12/15/2014) [-]
Did you understand the story of the first one. I think I understood some but most of it soared right over my head.
#90 to #89 - jeej (12/15/2014) [-]
I am terrible at lore. And it's been... atleast two years. Or something.   
But okay, let me try it. You pick up little chicks, who have been... manipulated? by the old hag who has the childrens .. department. Yes. That sounds great. And then you progress with this child, who sucks blood out of poor dead people on the ground, letting the child crawl in and out of weird things on the walls, progress to find out there are alot of people living there who I assume where promised a better place? This amount of ignorance is probably hurting you right now. But anyway, I remember there being plastic surgeons. And how one hit his patient with a scalpel cus she wouldn't hold still. So I guess they wanted to be very pretty. There were shows ongoing on some level, I vaguely remember a piano being played and the pianist being.. killed? Or maybe he was already dead. And then you find this old man who has been manipulated you with "Would you kindly" All your way through, and who then makes you kill him with his cane. If I mixed games up in this bit, it was all because I'm such an incredible... loremaker. And I will probably delete this awkward comment after you've replied to it. GIf extremely unrelated.
I am terrible at lore. And it's been... atleast two years. Or something.
But okay, let me try it. You pick up little chicks, who have been... manipulated? by the old hag who has the childrens .. department. Yes. That sounds great. And then you progress with this child, who sucks blood out of poor dead people on the ground, letting the child crawl in and out of weird things on the walls, progress to find out there are alot of people living there who I assume where promised a better place? This amount of ignorance is probably hurting you right now. But anyway, I remember there being plastic surgeons. And how one hit his patient with a scalpel cus she wouldn't hold still. So I guess they wanted to be very pretty. There were shows ongoing on some level, I vaguely remember a piano being played and the pianist being.. killed? Or maybe he was already dead. And then you find this old man who has been manipulated you with "Would you kindly" All your way through, and who then makes you kill him with his cane. If I mixed games up in this bit, it was all because I'm such an incredible... loremaker. And I will probably delete this awkward comment after you've replied to it. GIf extremely unrelated.
#91 to #90 - aerosol (12/15/2014) [-]
The way I understood it, the guy who you kill with his own cane founded Rapture(the city) and engineered all of those drugs that gave people superpowers. I think things got out of hand after that and Rapture pretty much tore itself apart. That's all that I could really put together. I should play it again.   
   
It was fun   
   
Also, if you're bad with lore, don't play Dark Souls. They don't explain 						****					.
The way I understood it, the guy who you kill with his own cane founded Rapture(the city) and engineered all of those drugs that gave people superpowers. I think things got out of hand after that and Rapture pretty much tore itself apart. That's all that I could really put together. I should play it again.

It was fun

Also, if you're bad with lore, don't play Dark Souls. They don't explain **** .
User avatar #92 to #91 - jeej (12/15/2014) [-]
But shouldn't that be a good thing for me then? So that I don't have to keep track of it?
#93 to #92 - aerosol (12/15/2014) [-]
Yeah, I guess you're right.    
   
That's part of what I love about it. You play through once without paying attention and you go "Dang, that was good.". Then you look up the lore online just out of curiosity  and you just...
Yeah, I guess you're right.

That's part of what I love about it. You play through once without paying attention and you go "Dang, that was good.". Then you look up the lore online just out of curiosity and you just...
#94 to #93 - jeej (12/15/2014) [-]
You go something like this?
You go something like this?
User avatar #95 to #94 - aerosol (12/15/2014) [-]
yup
User avatar #96 to #95 - jeej (12/15/2014) [-]
Sounds interesting enough. What more games do you play?
User avatar #97 to #96 - aerosol (12/15/2014) [-]
I only got my 360 about a year and a half ago so I don't have a lot, but here it goes:

Fallout 3, Fallout New Vegas, Skyrim, Dead Space 2
The Orange Box, Assassin's Creed, Person 4 Arena
Dynasty Warriors, Dark Souls 2, Far Cry 3, Dante's Inferno
Battlefield 3, GTA IV and V, Borderlands 2, The Devil May Cry
Mass Effect, Minecraft, Prototype, Spec Ops

and Hyrule Warriors, The Legend of Zelda, Monster Hunter U, and Shovel Knight for the Wii U

The list of Gamecube games I've played is too long to be worth typing
User avatar #98 to #97 - jeej (12/15/2014) [-]
Oh.. I just game on my pc. Oh, and Dante's inferno <3 That's some lovely stuff.
User avatar #99 to #98 - aerosol (12/15/2014) [-]
You're lucky.
I wish I could be part of the PC master race.

Dante's inferno was pretty great though. Even the quick time events were kind of fun.
User avatar #100 to #99 - jeej (12/15/2014) [-]
Why don't you own a pc?
User avatar #101 to #100 - aerosol (12/15/2014) [-]
I have a laptop but it can't run a damn thing. Hopefully I will have a reason to buy a nice PC someday. But until I start taking college classes, I don't quite feel right buying a new computer just for games.
User avatar #102 to #101 - jeej (12/15/2014) [-]
Aaaw, where you from?
#103 to #102 - aerosol (12/15/2014) [-]
Ohio
'Murica!
User avatar #104 to #103 - jeej (12/15/2014) [-]
Oh, how is it?
#82 - anonymous (09/11/2014) [-]
you seem like a whore piece of **** . i bet youre not even attractive
#83 to #82 - jeej (09/11/2014) [-]
I bet I am tho.           :]
I bet I am tho. :]
#81 - tridaak ONLINE (09/05/2014) [-]
Hi
Hi
#84 to #81 - jeej (12/11/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#85 to #84 - tridaak ONLINE (12/11/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#86 to #85 - jeej (12/11/2014) [-]
Are you a dog behind your screen?
Are you a dog behind your screen?
User avatar #78 - warioteam ONLINE (04/04/2014) [-]
Are you interested in voicework?
User avatar #79 to #78 - jeej (04/04/2014) [-]
Voicework?
User avatar #80 to #79 - warioteam ONLINE (04/04/2014) [-]
For animation.
User avatar #58 - Zeigh (03/03/2014) [-]
Couldn't respond to the last message, we seem to have run out of room.
It really depends on the game. I normally play single player games though.
I do like to play TF2 though.
User avatar #61 to #58 - jeej (03/03/2014) [-]
Like.. Bioshock? Fallout?
#63 to #61 - Zeigh (03/03/2014) [-]
Love em both. Especially Bioshock.
Other than Bethesda though, I like Bioware's dragon age: origins, hated DA2 (although the combat got a very appreciated overhaul.) I like Fantasy rpgs and scifi if it's well thought out.
One of my favorite games of all time was Chrono Cross for the PS1.
#53 - Zeigh (03/03/2014) [-]
Hallo new friend.
#54 to #53 - jeej (03/03/2014) [-]
Be gentle.   
Helluu
Be gentle.
Helluu
#55 to #54 - Zeigh (03/03/2014) [-]
Is K, I'll be like lubricated silk on ice.
#56 to #55 - jeej (03/03/2014) [-]
I can honestly not stop smiling at that.   
So smooth, give me the D...ance of a lifetime.
I can honestly not stop smiling at that.
So smooth, give me the D...ance of a lifetime.
#57 to #56 - Zeigh (03/03/2014) [-]
Get them dancin' shoes on honey 'cause we're gonna step it up.   
Now if only I knew how to dance...
Get them dancin' shoes on honey 'cause we're gonna step it up.
Now if only I knew how to dance...
#59 to #57 - jeej (03/03/2014) [-]
Hahah, wanna play a game with me? I choose.
20 questions?
User avatar #60 to #59 - Zeigh (03/03/2014) [-]
Sure, ask thine first question.
#62 to #60 - jeej (03/03/2014) [-]
1. Favorite candy?
User avatar #64 to #62 - Zeigh (03/03/2014) [-]
Starting off with the hard questions then huh?
I suppose my favorite candy would probably jolly ranchers.
User avatar #65 to #64 - jeej (03/03/2014) [-]
Ask something back haha, but be more creative than turning the question around (;
User avatar #66 to #65 - Zeigh (03/03/2014) [-]
OH, okay.
What's your beverage of choice, excluding water.
User avatar #67 to #66 - jeej (03/03/2014) [-]
Coca cola, Mountain dew or Fanta exotic.
Are you handsome?
User avatar #69 to #67 - Zeigh (03/03/2014) [-]
What, all out of questions already?
User avatar #68 to #67 - Zeigh (03/03/2014) [-]
What's fanta exotic?
I think I'd be more handsome if I lost some weight.

What movie do you have a guilty pleasure for? Something everyone says is bad and you realize how bad it is but you like it anyway.
#70 to #68 - jeej (03/03/2014) [-]
Pass, I can't come up with an answer to that right a way.
Tell me one of your secrets ;3
User avatar #71 to #70 - Zeigh (03/03/2014) [-]
I'm pretty open about everything and I think I only have one major secret that I haven't told anyone.
I suppose if you're open minded and don't mind a raunchy answer I could tell you.
User avatar #72 to #71 - jeej (03/03/2014) [-]
Go ahead!
User avatar #73 to #72 - Zeigh (03/03/2014) [-]
Alright.
I'm pretty sure I'm bisexual and I own two dildos, one named purple glide and another named big jack.
User avatar #74 to #73 - jeej (03/03/2014) [-]
HAHA OMG! That is pretty cool!
Oh, and are you a virgin?
User avatar #75 to #74 - Zeigh (03/03/2014) [-]
I am, well, at least in one sense.
That's two questions from you, which I means I get to ask two =P

Are you a virgin and if so, why?
User avatar #76 to #75 - jeej (03/03/2014) [-]
I'm not, would you show me a picture of you please? (:
#77 to #76 - Zeigh (03/03/2014) [-]
My webcam doesn't take very good pics.
Also, the reason my hair is standing on end is because I just had a haircut and I had to wash the gel out of my hair.

Can I see a pic of you?
User avatar #46 - hornack (02/16/2014) [-]
Hi.
User avatar #47 to #46 - jeej (02/16/2014) [-]
Hey?
User avatar #48 to #47 - hornack (02/16/2014) [-]
Yes, hello.
How are you?
User avatar #49 to #48 - jeej (02/16/2014) [-]
Lol, I'm fine and you?
User avatar #50 to #49 - hornack (02/16/2014) [-]
Pretty good, thank you.
User avatar #51 to #50 - jeej (02/16/2014) [-]
haha, why did you start writing if you don't mind me asking?
User avatar #52 to #51 - hornack (02/16/2014) [-]
Erm well crap.
User avatar #44 - goodadventures ONLINE (08/09/2013) [-]
just for the sake of it
#45 to #44 - jeej (08/09/2013) [-]
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