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Date Signed Up:2/03/2011
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#10 - After reading the comments, I guess it's worth writing this. …  [+] (8 new replies) 06/06/2013 on we are in love +2
#23 - anonymous (06/06/2013) [-]
Maybe one of your family members can watch him till he grows up and is able to stay on his own, assuming he is a puppy. Just give him to a friend or a family member, then at least you can settle on the fact you can see him every now and then if not everyday, possibly get him back once you... well... settle down.
#20 - esmebuffay (06/06/2013) [-]
When I was thirteen we had this awesome dog, he was a black lab/pyrenees cross named Angus for his black coat, he was the best dog in the world. When I got home from school he would get so excited and run along side the bus, when we left he would run along side the car as long as he could until we were going too fast, we were renting a house on a farm at the time and the drive way was super long. He lived outside with the sheep and the cats which he loved, he would run after them and play all day, but he was welcome inside as much as he liked. He was so obedient, in all the time we had him he only defied me once, and he almost never barked. He was just the perfect dog for our family. But we had to leave the farm, we were renting it from a guy and his son wanted to move in. So we had to move into town and took him to a small piece of land without any fences where the sheep were staying and left him with them, I knew it was a bad idea but nobody listened to me, I was thirteen after all, I was sad having to leave him there. The next morning my dad went to feed the sheep and Angus was gone, a few days later we got a phone call from a farmer saying they'd found him and wanted to keep him. I knew that he would be happier on another farm, with people and animals to keep him company, which is something we could no longer provide him, that made me really sad. I know it was what was best for Angus, but that doesn't make it feel any better. Just be happy with the time you have left with him, make those last days count. My grandmother said in a way it hurts more when you give away a pet rather than having it die because you know it's out there you just can't see it. Just love him and cherish him and be glad you got the chance to say goodbye, it's more than I got.
#14 - austenlicky (06/06/2013) [-]
hey its okay and I love you! don't forget that and your dog will be okay and even if you have to give him up its for his own good and you will always be together in your heart and memories
User avatar #15 - jeej (06/06/2013) [-]
But I'm so scared that something will happen and I wont be there..
#11 - hopeful (06/06/2013) [-]
I know that feel, bro. My dog, Wolfie was my best friend for 3 years. Awhile back, I moved and was unable to take him. God, was I ever heartbroken. I spent the entire week splurging him with expensive dog treats and devoting my free time to play with him. The day arrived when I had to go, and when I drove away, he chased me down the highway for as long as he could. I watched him through the rearview mirror until he was just a little speck in the distance. I still remember the way he looked when I told him I was leaving. I swear it was as if he knew what I was saying.. I left him with a friend that claimed to be amazing with dogs. I came back a month later to visit, but I couldn't find him anywhere. My friend said after Wolfie went running after me, he didn't return. She looked for him everywhere, but he was never found. She never saw him again, and neither did I. I hope one day, he'll come back to me. Like one of those amazing stories where the pet has been lost for years, and somehow manages too find its way back. I still miss him alot, and I hope your story has a happy ending, mate.

Pic related. Wolfie when he was a pup.
#12 - jeej (06/06/2013) [-]
omg, I feel so terrible for you! He is so adorable, and even the fact that your nick is "hopeful"..
You're breaking my heart, mate.
Pic is me holding my baby bulldog.
Does it ever get easier? Does the pain go away?
I got a friend who could take care of him, and he would get to run outdoors all the time and everything would be great but..
I just can't hand him over. He is mine, I need to be there for him, I need to comfort him if he's hurt and I need to protect him. omg, I'm getting tears again.
It's not just a dog, you know? It's so much more
#28 - hopeful (06/06/2013) [-]
Yeah, he was my best friend. He stayed with me through everything, and I still remember how it felt to have him beside me everywhere. He used to do this cute thing where we would be walking, and he would press his nose against my hand as if to make sure I knew he was still there. I still feel that sometimes as I'm walking, it's pretty incredible. It does get better, though the feeling of loss is still there from time to time. There are moments where I miss him so much, but it helps to think about all the great times we had together. Dogs are so much more than pets, my dog was seriously the greatest friend/protector ever.

Your dog loves you, but sometimes you gotta do what's best for it. Just do what you think is right, jeej. best of luck!
#26 - skidbladnir (06/06/2013) [-]
I´ve been on fj for years now. This is the first time I ever use this reaction pic.

I don´t have a dog myself but I will sure as hell have one one day.
You just me that I have to make sure I´ll have everything he/she needs to not get heartbroken by having to give him away.

I totally feel with you.
#90 - Look at Robin going all; HOLD THE F UP, BATBOY! 06/01/2013 on I am the night +1
#77 - I have never been to a party which such a low standard that th… 05/29/2013 on When a person gets bored on... -2
#76 - It wasn't untrue. Most of things will break if you let it fall… 05/29/2013 on When a person gets bored on... -2
#256 - I came back for it!  [+] (1 new reply) 05/29/2013 on Stoner Faith 0
#257 - woofman (05/29/2013) [-]
#46 - Agreed, being a jerk on facebook is a huge achievement and des…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/29/2013 on When a person gets bored on... -9
User avatar #73 - masterspectre (05/29/2013) [-]
That guy wasn't being a jerk, he was merely giving counter examples to an untrue statement.
User avatar #76 - jeej (05/29/2013) [-]
It wasn't untrue. Most of things will break if you let it fall from a great distance, like carkeys.
User avatar #57 - alstorp (05/29/2013) [-]
You must be fun at parties.
User avatar #77 - jeej (05/29/2013) [-]
I have never been to a party which such a low standard that they make bad jokes to lighten up the mood.
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User avatar #51 - bitchplzzz (05/29/2013) [-]
Its witty, look between the lines.
#101 - a monster from silent hill. 05/27/2013 on Art 0
#254 - I'm just gonna respond to you so that I can come back and stea…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/23/2013 on Stoner Faith +1
#255 - woofman (05/24/2013) [-]
Remember to come back... Come on your nearly here!
#256 - jeej (05/29/2013) [-]
I came back for it!
#257 - woofman (05/29/2013) [-]
#13 - Picture 05/23/2013 on e-mail 0
#10 - Picture  [+] (7 new replies) 05/23/2013 on batmilk? +166
#72 - bagofshit (05/24/2013) [-]
#73 - bagofshit (05/24/2013) [-]
had to
#67 - souleatingbunnies (05/24/2013) [-]
i started coughing violently from the laughter that ensued
#57 - anonymous (05/23/2013) [-]
Well, that sound more like Shaggy.
User avatar #90 - MrShaggy (05/24/2013) [-]
That sounds nothing like me.
#40 - hammarhead (05/23/2013) [-]
User avatar #23 - tacomanofthenorth (05/23/2013) [-]
" a little smacka " I fucking lolled
#8 - /reading your comment /reading your acc name  [+] (3 new replies) 05/23/2013 on e-mail +3
#11 - yunonomynameeh (05/23/2013) [-]
Also, the "eh" at the end ....it's because I'm Canadian.
#10 - yunonomynameeh (05/23/2013) [-]
I accidentally humor

I love it when I do that
#13 - jeej (05/23/2013) [-]
#21 - I like that 05/23/2013 on sexitiem 0
#19 - Sounds lonely. Are we lonely?  [+] (2 new replies) 05/23/2013 on sexitiem 0
#20 - jaknik (05/23/2013) [-]
No, we're like a team. a dynamic duo.
#21 - jeej (05/23/2013) [-]
I like that
#17 - Because war sounds cool...ish.?  [+] (4 new replies) 05/23/2013 on sexitiem 0
#18 - jaknik (05/23/2013) [-]
I like to think of it as a party of 2
#19 - jeej (05/23/2013) [-]
Sounds lonely. Are we lonely?
#20 - jaknik (05/23/2013) [-]
No, we're like a team. a dynamic duo.
#21 - jeej (05/23/2013) [-]
I like that
#15 - I enjoy this gif-war.  [+] (6 new replies) 05/23/2013 on sexitiem 0
#16 - jaknik (05/23/2013) [-]
If it's so enjoyable, why is it war?
#17 - jeej (05/23/2013) [-]
Because war sounds cool...ish.?
#18 - jaknik (05/23/2013) [-]
I like to think of it as a party of 2
#19 - jeej (05/23/2013) [-]
Sounds lonely. Are we lonely?
#20 - jaknik (05/23/2013) [-]
No, we're like a team. a dynamic duo.
#21 - jeej (05/23/2013) [-]
I like that
#172 - **jeej rolls 8** am I loved? 05/23/2013 on Special thanks +1
#13 - aw yiss  [+] (8 new replies) 05/23/2013 on sexitiem 0
#14 - jaknik (05/23/2013) [-]
that last one was better than the one i had. It is now stoled
#15 - jeej (05/23/2013) [-]
I enjoy this gif-war.
#16 - jaknik (05/23/2013) [-]
If it's so enjoyable, why is it war?
#17 - jeej (05/23/2013) [-]
Because war sounds cool...ish.?
#18 - jaknik (05/23/2013) [-]
I like to think of it as a party of 2
#19 - jeej (05/23/2013) [-]
Sounds lonely. Are we lonely?
#20 - jaknik (05/23/2013) [-]
No, we're like a team. a dynamic duo.
#21 - jeej (05/23/2013) [-]
I like that
#11 - Picture  [+] (10 new replies) 05/22/2013 on sexitiem 0
#12 - jaknik (05/22/2013) [-]
#13 - jeej (05/23/2013) [-]
aw yiss
#14 - jaknik (05/23/2013) [-]
that last one was better than the one i had. It is now stoled
#15 - jeej (05/23/2013) [-]
I enjoy this gif-war.
#16 - jaknik (05/23/2013) [-]
If it's so enjoyable, why is it war?
#17 - jeej (05/23/2013) [-]
Because war sounds cool...ish.?
#18 - jaknik (05/23/2013) [-]
I like to think of it as a party of 2
#19 - jeej (05/23/2013) [-]
Sounds lonely. Are we lonely?
#20 - jaknik (05/23/2013) [-]
No, we're like a team. a dynamic duo.
#21 - jeej (05/23/2013) [-]
I like that
#74 - Thank god. I thought the majority of comments would come from …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/22/2013 on Gordon Ramsey does the... 0
User avatar #97 - RealJoker (05/22/2013) [-]
Well, shit. Now I have to use my thinker to come up with a new comment. -_-
#23 - Picture 05/22/2013 on Poor Nixon can't catch a break +2
#9 - Picture  [+] (12 new replies) 05/22/2013 on sexitiem 0
#10 - jaknik (05/22/2013) [-]
#11 - jeej (05/22/2013) [-]
#12 - jaknik (05/22/2013) [-]
#13 - jeej (05/23/2013) [-]
aw yiss
#14 - jaknik (05/23/2013) [-]
that last one was better than the one i had. It is now stoled
#15 - jeej (05/23/2013) [-]
I enjoy this gif-war.
#16 - jaknik (05/23/2013) [-]
If it's so enjoyable, why is it war?
#17 - jeej (05/23/2013) [-]
Because war sounds cool...ish.?
#18 - jaknik (05/23/2013) [-]
I like to think of it as a party of 2
#19 - jeej (05/23/2013) [-]
Sounds lonely. Are we lonely?
#20 - jaknik (05/23/2013) [-]
No, we're like a team. a dynamic duo.
#21 - jeej (05/23/2013) [-]
I like that
#7 - Picture  [+] (14 new replies) 05/22/2013 on sexitiem 0
#8 - jaknik (05/22/2013) [-]
#9 - jeej (05/22/2013) [-]
#10 - jaknik (05/22/2013) [-]
#11 - jeej (05/22/2013) [-]
#12 - jaknik (05/22/2013) [-]
#13 - jeej (05/23/2013) [-]
aw yiss
#14 - jaknik (05/23/2013) [-]
that last one was better than the one i had. It is now stoled
#15 - jeej (05/23/2013) [-]
I enjoy this gif-war.
#16 - jaknik (05/23/2013) [-]
If it's so enjoyable, why is it war?
#17 - jeej (05/23/2013) [-]
Because war sounds cool...ish.?
#18 - jaknik (05/23/2013) [-]
I like to think of it as a party of 2
#19 - jeej (05/23/2013) [-]
Sounds lonely. Are we lonely?
#20 - jaknik (05/23/2013) [-]
No, we're like a team. a dynamic duo.
#21 - jeej (05/23/2013) [-]
I like that
#5 - Picture  [+] (16 new replies) 05/22/2013 on sexitiem 0
#6 - jaknik (05/22/2013) [-]
#7 - jeej (05/22/2013) [-]
#8 - jaknik (05/22/2013) [-]
#9 - jeej (05/22/2013) [-]
#10 - jaknik (05/22/2013) [-]
#11 - jeej (05/22/2013) [-]
#12 - jaknik (05/22/2013) [-]
#13 - jeej (05/23/2013) [-]
aw yiss
#14 - jaknik (05/23/2013) [-]
that last one was better than the one i had. It is now stoled
#15 - jeej (05/23/2013) [-]
I enjoy this gif-war.
#16 - jaknik (05/23/2013) [-]
If it's so enjoyable, why is it war?
#17 - jeej (05/23/2013) [-]
Because war sounds cool...ish.?
#18 - jaknik (05/23/2013) [-]
I like to think of it as a party of 2
#19 - jeej (05/23/2013) [-]
Sounds lonely. Are we lonely?
#20 - jaknik (05/23/2013) [-]
No, we're like a team. a dynamic duo.
#21 - jeej (05/23/2013) [-]
I like that
#149 - but I thought the point of it would be to have DJ 4DM1N start …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/21/2013 on To Addy -Anon 0
User avatar #292 - moviefuckthewhat (05/22/2013) [-]
Back from work!.

And That would be coolio hoolio but I have disbelief that A.D.D.minute will ever do this. And besides, not everyone has a set schedule to make time to do this. If we were doing this 4:30- 10:30 for me than I wouldn't be able to make it, let alone people in the UK that would be watching it until 2-3 in the morning.
User avatar #294 - hoolio (05/22/2013) [-]
you called?
#32 - STEALING TIPS. LIKE AMY. Okay, now I'm done. Have a great … 05/21/2013 on Hey Satan +1
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#82 - anonymous (09/11/2014) [-]
you seem like a whore piece of **** . i bet youre not even attractive
#83 to #82 - jeej (09/11/2014) [-]
I bet I am tho.           :]
I bet I am tho. :]
#81 - tridaak ONLINE (09/05/2014) [-]
Hi
Hi
User avatar #78 - warioteam ONLINE (04/04/2014) [-]
Are you interested in voicework?
User avatar #79 to #78 - jeej (04/04/2014) [-]
Voicework?
User avatar #80 to #79 - warioteam ONLINE (04/04/2014) [-]
For animation.
User avatar #58 - Zeigh ONLINE (03/03/2014) [-]
Couldn't respond to the last message, we seem to have run out of room.
It really depends on the game. I normally play single player games though.
I do like to play TF2 though.
User avatar #61 to #58 - jeej (03/03/2014) [-]
Like.. Bioshock? Fallout?
#63 to #61 - Zeigh ONLINE (03/03/2014) [-]
Love em both. Especially Bioshock.
Other than Bethesda though, I like Bioware's dragon age: origins, hated DA2 (although the combat got a very appreciated overhaul.) I like Fantasy rpgs and scifi if it's well thought out.
One of my favorite games of all time was Chrono Cross for the PS1.
#53 - Zeigh ONLINE (03/03/2014) [-]
Hallo new friend.
#54 to #53 - jeej (03/03/2014) [-]
Be gentle.   
Helluu
Be gentle.
Helluu
#55 to #54 - Zeigh ONLINE (03/03/2014) [-]
Is K, I'll be like lubricated silk on ice.
#56 to #55 - jeej (03/03/2014) [-]
I can honestly not stop smiling at that.   
So smooth, give me the D...ance of a lifetime.
I can honestly not stop smiling at that.
So smooth, give me the D...ance of a lifetime.
#57 to #56 - Zeigh ONLINE (03/03/2014) [-]
Get them dancin' shoes on honey 'cause we're gonna step it up.   
Now if only I knew how to dance...
Get them dancin' shoes on honey 'cause we're gonna step it up.
Now if only I knew how to dance...
#59 to #57 - jeej (03/03/2014) [-]
Hahah, wanna play a game with me? I choose.
20 questions?
User avatar #60 to #59 - Zeigh ONLINE (03/03/2014) [-]
Sure, ask thine first question.
#62 to #60 - jeej (03/03/2014) [-]
1. Favorite candy?
User avatar #64 to #62 - Zeigh ONLINE (03/03/2014) [-]
Starting off with the hard questions then huh?
I suppose my favorite candy would probably jolly ranchers.
User avatar #65 to #64 - jeej (03/03/2014) [-]
Ask something back haha, but be more creative than turning the question around (;
User avatar #66 to #65 - Zeigh ONLINE (03/03/2014) [-]
OH, okay.
What's your beverage of choice, excluding water.
User avatar #67 to #66 - jeej (03/03/2014) [-]
Coca cola, Mountain dew or Fanta exotic.
Are you handsome?
User avatar #69 to #67 - Zeigh ONLINE (03/03/2014) [-]
What, all out of questions already?
User avatar #68 to #67 - Zeigh ONLINE (03/03/2014) [-]
What's fanta exotic?
I think I'd be more handsome if I lost some weight.

What movie do you have a guilty pleasure for? Something everyone says is bad and you realize how bad it is but you like it anyway.
#70 to #68 - jeej (03/03/2014) [-]
Pass, I can't come up with an answer to that right a way.
Tell me one of your secrets ;3
User avatar #71 to #70 - Zeigh ONLINE (03/03/2014) [-]
I'm pretty open about everything and I think I only have one major secret that I haven't told anyone.
I suppose if you're open minded and don't mind a raunchy answer I could tell you.
User avatar #72 to #71 - jeej (03/03/2014) [-]
Go ahead!
User avatar #73 to #72 - Zeigh ONLINE (03/03/2014) [-]
Alright.
I'm pretty sure I'm bisexual and I own two dildos, one named purple glide and another named big jack.
User avatar #74 to #73 - jeej (03/03/2014) [-]
HAHA OMG! That is pretty cool!
Oh, and are you a virgin?
User avatar #75 to #74 - Zeigh ONLINE (03/03/2014) [-]
I am, well, at least in one sense.
That's two questions from you, which I means I get to ask two =P

Are you a virgin and if so, why?
User avatar #76 to #75 - jeej (03/03/2014) [-]
I'm not, would you show me a picture of you please? (:
#77 to #76 - Zeigh ONLINE (03/03/2014) [-]
My webcam doesn't take very good pics.
Also, the reason my hair is standing on end is because I just had a haircut and I had to wash the gel out of my hair.

Can I see a pic of you?
User avatar #46 - hornack (02/16/2014) [-]
Hi.
User avatar #47 to #46 - jeej (02/16/2014) [-]
Hey?
User avatar #48 to #47 - hornack (02/16/2014) [-]
Yes, hello.
How are you?
User avatar #49 to #48 - jeej (02/16/2014) [-]
Lol, I'm fine and you?
User avatar #50 to #49 - hornack (02/16/2014) [-]
Pretty good, thank you.
User avatar #51 to #50 - jeej (02/16/2014) [-]
haha, why did you start writing if you don't mind me asking?
User avatar #52 to #51 - hornack (02/16/2014) [-]
Erm well crap.
User avatar #44 - goodadventures (08/09/2013) [-]
just for the sake of it
#45 to #44 - jeej (08/09/2013) [-]
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