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Date Signed Up:2/03/2011
Last Login:12/21/2014
Location:Sweden
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#78 - Who the f would just sit around filming random people on the street? 12/10/2013 on Getting ganked by Jax 0
#51 - He hits it so that it falls on another child.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/10/2013 on In the Spirit of Winter... +15
#126 - bann (12/11/2013) [-]
That ain't my offspring
#6968468 - Picture 12/08/2013 on autism autism autism autism +2
#33 - Seriously, why can't we have a tumblr post without questioning… 12/06/2013 on Must be expensive +4
#17 - dude wat <- yfw 12/06/2013 on niggers tongue my anus 0
#52 - The amount of pixels in this picture is too damn low. 12/06/2013 on The Cama 0
#53 - Picture 12/05/2013 on Sweden 0
#165 - Picture 12/04/2013 on (untitled) +1
#31 - Picture 12/04/2013 on seen things you people... 0
#27 - I appreciate that you took the time.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/03/2013 on llama +1
#28 - twentytwelve (12/03/2013) [-]
#33 - well, I tried. 12/01/2013 on Connect the Dots Thread +3
#90 - There's an option to make it safe for work. It's right the… 12/01/2013 on Pants 0
#36 - >Knock knock -Who's there? -It's the police mam you…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/30/2013 on Dark Joke +45
User avatar #102 - sundizzle (12/01/2013) [-]
if driver was alcohol
then who was phone?
#50 - Oh, well congrats! (: 11/30/2013 on Pants 0
#49 - I can tell you about a great site for backgrounds tho. It …  [+] (4 new replies) 11/30/2013 on Pants +2
User avatar #60 - victhree (12/01/2013) [-]
YOU LIED TO ME
THIS ISN'T SFW
#90 - jeej (12/01/2013) [-]
There's an option to make it safe for work.
It's right there, on the first side where you choose resolution.
User avatar #62 - quasatranquility (12/01/2013) [-]
"It has a lot of porn on it however, but there is a safe for work option. " He never said it was automatically SFW, you gotta get your thumb out of your ass and press some buttons.
User avatar #51 - vinylshark (11/30/2013) [-]
I know one of those sites, they're indeed great for backgrounds
#43 - Sorry, I have no idea.  [+] (9 new replies) 11/30/2013 on Pants 0
User avatar #48 - vinylshark (11/30/2013) [-]
It's okay. Just found it.
User avatar #85 - skinjacker (12/01/2013) [-]
Wait.. Can you send me a link to it?
User avatar #50 - jeej (11/30/2013) [-]
Oh, well congrats! (:
#45 - vinylshark has deleted their comment.
#49 - jeej (11/30/2013) [-]
I can tell you about a great site for backgrounds tho.
It has a lot of porn on it however, but there is a safe for work option.
www.4walled.cc
You can pick your resolution as well and most of the pictures are incredible.
Enjoy! (:
User avatar #60 - victhree (12/01/2013) [-]
YOU LIED TO ME
THIS ISN'T SFW
#90 - jeej (12/01/2013) [-]
There's an option to make it safe for work.
It's right there, on the first side where you choose resolution.
User avatar #62 - quasatranquility (12/01/2013) [-]
"It has a lot of porn on it however, but there is a safe for work option. " He never said it was automatically SFW, you gotta get your thumb out of your ass and press some buttons.
User avatar #51 - vinylshark (11/30/2013) [-]
I know one of those sites, they're indeed great for backgrounds
#23 - "remember next time you suck his dick, that it was in my … 11/30/2013 on yummy for a lesbian 0
#19 - Picture  [+] (12 new replies) 11/30/2013 on Pants +4
User avatar #42 - vinylshark (11/30/2013) [-]
Do you might know where I can find the picture without the text?
User avatar #43 - jeej (11/30/2013) [-]
Sorry, I have no idea.
User avatar #48 - vinylshark (11/30/2013) [-]
It's okay. Just found it.
User avatar #85 - skinjacker (12/01/2013) [-]
Wait.. Can you send me a link to it?
User avatar #50 - jeej (11/30/2013) [-]
Oh, well congrats! (:
#45 - vinylshark has deleted their comment.
#49 - jeej (11/30/2013) [-]
I can tell you about a great site for backgrounds tho.
It has a lot of porn on it however, but there is a safe for work option.
www.4walled.cc
You can pick your resolution as well and most of the pictures are incredible.
Enjoy! (:
User avatar #60 - victhree (12/01/2013) [-]
YOU LIED TO ME
THIS ISN'T SFW
#90 - jeej (12/01/2013) [-]
There's an option to make it safe for work.
It's right there, on the first side where you choose resolution.
User avatar #62 - quasatranquility (12/01/2013) [-]
"It has a lot of porn on it however, but there is a safe for work option. " He never said it was automatically SFW, you gotta get your thumb out of your ass and press some buttons.
User avatar #51 - vinylshark (11/30/2013) [-]
I know one of those sites, they're indeed great for backgrounds
#8 - What's the actual back story here?  [+] (2 new replies) 11/30/2013 on Title 0
#9 - anonymous (11/30/2013) [-]
It was a cold night on Juanuary 17th 2003. 4 cats running amuck in what appears to be some sort of construction site. A late night guard was patrolling and drinking large amounts of vodka as most Russians do; until Zippy(the lead cat) caught the scent of the mouse city Mouschwits. So the ally cats went into overdrive and decided to take out their leader Nibler. But the cat in the back knew not a lot about that, and had to ask for directions on the way to McDonalds. The End.
User avatar #13 - ookamicrimson (11/30/2013) [-]
Can't believe I actually read this. And then replied. Good on ya! haha
#218 - hahaha my picture! 11/28/2013 on Boner-bras 0
#45 - That was amazing. Thank you. 11/26/2013 on (untitled) +1
#30 - Picture 11/26/2013 on OhgodwhatthefuckwasIthinking +2
#244 - I offer Pierce from Community. Peace brother. 11/26/2013 on Unpopular Opinion Time 0
#242 - Then that's a whole other story. Sorry for judging before …  [+] (2 new replies) 11/26/2013 on Unpopular Opinion Time 0
#243 - badgerbaiting (11/26/2013) [-]
Apologies for being chopsy. I offer this Dog as a peace offering.
#244 - jeej (11/26/2013) [-]
I offer Pierce from Community.
Peace brother.
#238 - I'm just stating my opinions. We don't have to agree. And yea,…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/26/2013 on Unpopular Opinion Time 0
User avatar #239 - badgerbaiting (11/26/2013) [-]
My friends and I were out.
I don't live anywhere near any relatives.
I am poor as balls.

I guess we don't share the same luxuries either.
#242 - jeej (11/26/2013) [-]
Then that's a whole other story.
Sorry for judging before I knew the whole thing.
Of course you are obligated to an ambulance, sorry bro.
#243 - badgerbaiting (11/26/2013) [-]
Apologies for being chopsy. I offer this Dog as a peace offering.
#244 - jeej (11/26/2013) [-]
I offer Pierce from Community.
Peace brother.
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#87 - aerosol (12/15/2014) [-]
So you're a Bioshock fan?
#88 to #87 - jeej (12/15/2014) [-]
Oh hello, head of korra. How I have waited for your arrival.   
And yes, I like Bioshock. Haven't played them all through yet tho. I get lost in Wow and Lol.
Oh hello, head of korra. How I have waited for your arrival.
And yes, I like Bioshock. Haven't played them all through yet tho. I get lost in Wow and Lol.
User avatar #89 to #88 - aerosol (12/15/2014) [-]
Did you understand the story of the first one. I think I understood some but most of it soared right over my head.
#90 to #89 - jeej (12/15/2014) [-]
I am terrible at lore. And it's been... atleast two years. Or something.   
But okay, let me try it. You pick up little chicks, who have been... manipulated? by the old hag who has the childrens .. department. Yes. That sounds great. And then you progress with this child, who sucks blood out of poor dead people on the ground, letting the child crawl in and out of weird things on the walls, progress to find out there are alot of people living there who I assume where promised a better place? This amount of ignorance is probably hurting you right now. But anyway, I remember there being plastic surgeons. And how one hit his patient with a scalpel cus she wouldn't hold still. So I guess they wanted to be very pretty. There were shows ongoing on some level, I vaguely remember a piano being played and the pianist being.. killed? Or maybe he was already dead. And then you find this old man who has been manipulated you with &quot;Would you kindly&quot; All your way through, and who then makes you kill him with his cane. If I mixed games up in this bit, it was all because I'm such an incredible... loremaker. And I will probably delete this awkward comment after you've replied to it. GIf extremely unrelated.
I am terrible at lore. And it's been... atleast two years. Or something.
But okay, let me try it. You pick up little chicks, who have been... manipulated? by the old hag who has the childrens .. department. Yes. That sounds great. And then you progress with this child, who sucks blood out of poor dead people on the ground, letting the child crawl in and out of weird things on the walls, progress to find out there are alot of people living there who I assume where promised a better place? This amount of ignorance is probably hurting you right now. But anyway, I remember there being plastic surgeons. And how one hit his patient with a scalpel cus she wouldn't hold still. So I guess they wanted to be very pretty. There were shows ongoing on some level, I vaguely remember a piano being played and the pianist being.. killed? Or maybe he was already dead. And then you find this old man who has been manipulated you with "Would you kindly" All your way through, and who then makes you kill him with his cane. If I mixed games up in this bit, it was all because I'm such an incredible... loremaker. And I will probably delete this awkward comment after you've replied to it. GIf extremely unrelated.
#91 to #90 - aerosol (12/15/2014) [-]
The way I understood it, the guy who you kill with his own cane founded Rapture(the city) and engineered all of those drugs that gave people superpowers. I think things got out of hand after that and Rapture pretty much tore itself apart. That's all that I could really put together. I should play it again.   
   
It was fun   
   
Also, if you're bad with lore, don't play Dark Souls. They don't explain 						****					.
The way I understood it, the guy who you kill with his own cane founded Rapture(the city) and engineered all of those drugs that gave people superpowers. I think things got out of hand after that and Rapture pretty much tore itself apart. That's all that I could really put together. I should play it again.

It was fun

Also, if you're bad with lore, don't play Dark Souls. They don't explain **** .
User avatar #92 to #91 - jeej (12/15/2014) [-]
But shouldn't that be a good thing for me then? So that I don't have to keep track of it?
#93 to #92 - aerosol (12/15/2014) [-]
Yeah, I guess you're right.    
   
That's part of what I love about it. You play through once without paying attention and you go &quot;Dang, that was good.&quot;. Then you look up the lore online just out of curiosity  and you just...
Yeah, I guess you're right.

That's part of what I love about it. You play through once without paying attention and you go "Dang, that was good.". Then you look up the lore online just out of curiosity and you just...
#94 to #93 - jeej (12/15/2014) [-]
You go something like this?
You go something like this?
User avatar #95 to #94 - aerosol (12/15/2014) [-]
yup
User avatar #96 to #95 - jeej (12/15/2014) [-]
Sounds interesting enough. What more games do you play?
User avatar #97 to #96 - aerosol (12/15/2014) [-]
I only got my 360 about a year and a half ago so I don't have a lot, but here it goes:

Fallout 3, Fallout New Vegas, Skyrim, Dead Space 2
The Orange Box, Assassin's Creed, Person 4 Arena
Dynasty Warriors, Dark Souls 2, Far Cry 3, Dante's Inferno
Battlefield 3, GTA IV and V, Borderlands 2, The Devil May Cry
Mass Effect, Minecraft, Prototype, Spec Ops

and Hyrule Warriors, The Legend of Zelda, Monster Hunter U, and Shovel Knight for the Wii U

The list of Gamecube games I've played is too long to be worth typing
User avatar #98 to #97 - jeej (12/15/2014) [-]
Oh.. I just game on my pc. Oh, and Dante's inferno <3 That's some lovely stuff.
User avatar #99 to #98 - aerosol (12/15/2014) [-]
You're lucky.
I wish I could be part of the PC master race.

Dante's inferno was pretty great though. Even the quick time events were kind of fun.
User avatar #100 to #99 - jeej (12/15/2014) [-]
Why don't you own a pc?
User avatar #101 to #100 - aerosol (12/15/2014) [-]
I have a laptop but it can't run a damn thing. Hopefully I will have a reason to buy a nice PC someday. But until I start taking college classes, I don't quite feel right buying a new computer just for games.
User avatar #102 to #101 - jeej (12/15/2014) [-]
Aaaw, where you from?
#103 to #102 - aerosol (12/15/2014) [-]
Ohio
'Murica!
User avatar #104 to #103 - jeej (12/15/2014) [-]
Oh, how is it?
#82 - anonymous (09/11/2014) [-]
you seem like a whore piece of **** . i bet youre not even attractive
#83 to #82 - jeej (09/11/2014) [-]
I bet I am tho.           :]
I bet I am tho. :]
#81 - tridaak (09/05/2014) [-]
Hi
Hi
#84 to #81 - jeej (12/11/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#86 to #85 - jeej (12/11/2014) [-]
Are you a dog behind your screen?
Are you a dog behind your screen?
User avatar #78 - warioteam ONLINE (04/04/2014) [-]
Are you interested in voicework?
User avatar #79 to #78 - jeej (04/04/2014) [-]
Voicework?
User avatar #80 to #79 - warioteam ONLINE (04/04/2014) [-]
For animation.
User avatar #58 - Zeigh ONLINE (03/03/2014) [-]
Couldn't respond to the last message, we seem to have run out of room.
It really depends on the game. I normally play single player games though.
I do like to play TF2 though.
User avatar #61 to #58 - jeej (03/03/2014) [-]
Like.. Bioshock? Fallout?
#63 to #61 - Zeigh ONLINE (03/03/2014) [-]
Love em both. Especially Bioshock.
Other than Bethesda though, I like Bioware's dragon age: origins, hated DA2 (although the combat got a very appreciated overhaul.) I like Fantasy rpgs and scifi if it's well thought out.
One of my favorite games of all time was Chrono Cross for the PS1.
#53 - Zeigh ONLINE (03/03/2014) [-]
Hallo new friend.
#54 to #53 - jeej (03/03/2014) [-]
Be gentle.   
Helluu
Be gentle.
Helluu
#55 to #54 - Zeigh ONLINE (03/03/2014) [-]
Is K, I'll be like lubricated silk on ice.
#56 to #55 - jeej (03/03/2014) [-]
I can honestly not stop smiling at that.   
So smooth, give me the D...ance of a lifetime.
I can honestly not stop smiling at that.
So smooth, give me the D...ance of a lifetime.
#57 to #56 - Zeigh ONLINE (03/03/2014) [-]
Get them dancin' shoes on honey 'cause we're gonna step it up.   
Now if only I knew how to dance...
Get them dancin' shoes on honey 'cause we're gonna step it up.
Now if only I knew how to dance...
#59 to #57 - jeej (03/03/2014) [-]
Hahah, wanna play a game with me? I choose.
20 questions?
User avatar #60 to #59 - Zeigh ONLINE (03/03/2014) [-]
Sure, ask thine first question.
#62 to #60 - jeej (03/03/2014) [-]
1. Favorite candy?
User avatar #64 to #62 - Zeigh ONLINE (03/03/2014) [-]
Starting off with the hard questions then huh?
I suppose my favorite candy would probably jolly ranchers.
User avatar #65 to #64 - jeej (03/03/2014) [-]
Ask something back haha, but be more creative than turning the question around (;
User avatar #66 to #65 - Zeigh ONLINE (03/03/2014) [-]
OH, okay.
What's your beverage of choice, excluding water.
User avatar #67 to #66 - jeej (03/03/2014) [-]
Coca cola, Mountain dew or Fanta exotic.
Are you handsome?
User avatar #69 to #67 - Zeigh ONLINE (03/03/2014) [-]
What, all out of questions already?
User avatar #68 to #67 - Zeigh ONLINE (03/03/2014) [-]
What's fanta exotic?
I think I'd be more handsome if I lost some weight.

What movie do you have a guilty pleasure for? Something everyone says is bad and you realize how bad it is but you like it anyway.
#70 to #68 - jeej (03/03/2014) [-]
Pass, I can't come up with an answer to that right a way.
Tell me one of your secrets ;3
User avatar #71 to #70 - Zeigh ONLINE (03/03/2014) [-]
I'm pretty open about everything and I think I only have one major secret that I haven't told anyone.
I suppose if you're open minded and don't mind a raunchy answer I could tell you.
User avatar #72 to #71 - jeej (03/03/2014) [-]
Go ahead!
User avatar #73 to #72 - Zeigh ONLINE (03/03/2014) [-]
Alright.
I'm pretty sure I'm bisexual and I own two dildos, one named purple glide and another named big jack.
User avatar #74 to #73 - jeej (03/03/2014) [-]
HAHA OMG! That is pretty cool!
Oh, and are you a virgin?
User avatar #75 to #74 - Zeigh ONLINE (03/03/2014) [-]
I am, well, at least in one sense.
That's two questions from you, which I means I get to ask two =P

Are you a virgin and if so, why?
User avatar #76 to #75 - jeej (03/03/2014) [-]
I'm not, would you show me a picture of you please? (:
#77 to #76 - Zeigh ONLINE (03/03/2014) [-]
My webcam doesn't take very good pics.
Also, the reason my hair is standing on end is because I just had a haircut and I had to wash the gel out of my hair.

Can I see a pic of you?
User avatar #46 - hornack (02/16/2014) [-]
Hi.
User avatar #47 to #46 - jeej (02/16/2014) [-]
Hey?
User avatar #48 to #47 - hornack (02/16/2014) [-]
Yes, hello.
How are you?
User avatar #49 to #48 - jeej (02/16/2014) [-]
Lol, I'm fine and you?
User avatar #50 to #49 - hornack (02/16/2014) [-]
Pretty good, thank you.
User avatar #51 to #50 - jeej (02/16/2014) [-]
haha, why did you start writing if you don't mind me asking?
User avatar #52 to #51 - hornack (02/16/2014) [-]
Erm well crap.
User avatar #44 - goodadventures ONLINE (08/09/2013) [-]
just for the sake of it
#45 to #44 - jeej (08/09/2013) [-]
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