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Date Signed Up:2/03/2011
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#79 - Because my account is worth so ******* much. 03/11/2014 on Bad ass kid protects Monkey... +2
#102 - Aw yeah. 03/11/2014 on Voldemort Vs. Umbridge 0
#300 - I don't like cloppers. I don't like the thought of grown men c… 03/10/2014 on Unpopular Opinion +1
#105 - Since this is getting filmed, you guys should realize it's mos…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/10/2014 on Paintful +1
#107 - mastercolossus (03/10/2014) [-]
its from a semitrucks dashcam.
#72 - what the **** is that 03/10/2014 on I can't really tell him... 0
#71 - **jeej rolled a random image posted in comment #106 at Tit…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/10/2014 on I can't really tell him... 0
User avatar #72 - jeej (03/10/2014) [-]
what the fuck is that
#119 - I know that feel, bro. 03/09/2014 on basically, yep +2
#26 - But that's a snake, not a lizard?  [+] (2 new replies) 03/09/2014 on Do Alligators alligate? +1
User avatar #27 - thelizardlord (03/09/2014) [-]
It's hard to find lizard-pictures
User avatar #29 - underthefilth (03/09/2014) [-]
That arent sexual in reference
#78 - I never wanted to become anything when I was young. Everyo…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/09/2014 on basically, yep +24
User avatar #155 - RealRune (03/09/2014) [-]
I'm at uni and still in that situation...
#141 - zzyzxx (03/09/2014) [-]
Life well spent!
#113 - afuckinmazing (03/09/2014) [-]
I've toiled away years of my life lounging around because I don't know what I want to do in life and threw away my highschool years because I didn't give a fuck.
#119 - jeej (03/09/2014) [-]
I know that feel, bro.
#28 - I don't think it bothers him, I think his feet are too small t… 03/09/2014 on a moment of... +11
#17 - "Correct use of you're." Yea, but no dots n… 03/09/2014 on Girls +2
#73 - Picture 03/09/2014 on I fuked yo mum +1
#22 - mfw parties 03/08/2014 on Follow your dreams 0
#20 - First of all, you don't get buff just from running on a treadm…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/08/2014 on Follow your dreams 0
#41 - ennemi (03/08/2014) [-]
when you weight 2300 kg, the simple fact of standing up will get you buff
#21 - Aejax (03/08/2014) [-]
You must be fun at parties
#22 - jeej (03/08/2014) [-]
mfw parties
#17 - Sure you can try, but you shouldn't. You're wasting time and b…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/08/2014 on Follow your dreams 0
User avatar #28 - dehfurk (03/08/2014) [-]
I can see this argument spiraling down a rabbit hole so I'm going to end it by saying that is one of my favorite gifs of all time.
#10 - Am I the only one thinking this picture is sad? He can nev…  [+] (9 new replies) 03/08/2014 on Follow your dreams +34
#35 - shabadaka (03/08/2014) [-]
Not with that attitude.
#18 - Aejax (03/08/2014) [-]
Even though he'll fall short of that goal, he'll still be buff and healthy.
#20 - jeej (03/08/2014) [-]
First of all, you don't get buff just from running on a treadmill and staring at a poster of a unicorn.
Second, healthy depends. Realizing that he is chasing the impossible could hurt him and make him ill mentally.
#41 - ennemi (03/08/2014) [-]
when you weight 2300 kg, the simple fact of standing up will get you buff
#21 - Aejax (03/08/2014) [-]
You must be fun at parties
#22 - jeej (03/08/2014) [-]
mfw parties
User avatar #16 - dehfurk (03/08/2014) [-]
Just because it's impossible, doesn't mean you can't try.
#17 - jeej (03/08/2014) [-]
Sure you can try, but you shouldn't. You're wasting time and bringing yourself down with impossible goals.
User avatar #28 - dehfurk (03/08/2014) [-]
I can see this argument spiraling down a rabbit hole so I'm going to end it by saying that is one of my favorite gifs of all time.
#10 - why did you put admins face on this picture? 03/08/2014 on cheese doodles +1
#8 - It's funny cuz it's sexist 03/08/2014 on Would you? +2
#1104 - Admin, can we do it like they do on the discovery channel? … 03/08/2014 on Want a personal... +1
#154 - What a nice gif you have there. 03/06/2014 on dorkly 0
#174 - omfg why 03/06/2014 on Relish +1
#215 - The thing is, animals can sense the tiniest things. A dog will… 03/05/2014 on Zombie Master 0
#74 - hfw parties 03/05/2014 on (untitled) +2
#193 - Give it to mee!  [+] (1 new reply) 03/03/2014 on mfw I accidentally harm my gf 0
#218 - deathklokiller (03/04/2014) [-]
yeah...hes running around....
#85 - aw.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/03/2014 on Zeigh's profile 0
User avatar #86 - Zeigh (03/03/2014) [-]
I'd tell you that I forgot to go to sleep on a few occasions but you'd probably think I was joking.
Seriously though, there have been at least 4 times in which I simply forgot to go to sleep.
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#87 - aerosol ONLINE (12/15/2014) [-]
So you're a Bioshock fan?
#88 to #87 - jeej ONLINE (12/15/2014) [-]
Oh hello, head of korra. How I have waited for your arrival.   
And yes, I like Bioshock. Haven't played them all through yet tho. I get lost in Wow and Lol.
Oh hello, head of korra. How I have waited for your arrival.
And yes, I like Bioshock. Haven't played them all through yet tho. I get lost in Wow and Lol.
User avatar #89 to #88 - aerosol ONLINE (12/15/2014) [-]
Did you understand the story of the first one. I think I understood some but most of it soared right over my head.
#90 to #89 - jeej ONLINE (12/15/2014) [-]
I am terrible at lore. And it's been... atleast two years. Or something.   
But okay, let me try it. You pick up little chicks, who have been... manipulated? by the old hag who has the childrens .. department. Yes. That sounds great. And then you progress with this child, who sucks blood out of poor dead people on the ground, letting the child crawl in and out of weird things on the walls, progress to find out there are alot of people living there who I assume where promised a better place? This amount of ignorance is probably hurting you right now. But anyway, I remember there being plastic surgeons. And how one hit his patient with a scalpel cus she wouldn't hold still. So I guess they wanted to be very pretty. There were shows ongoing on some level, I vaguely remember a piano being played and the pianist being.. killed? Or maybe he was already dead. And then you find this old man who has been manipulated you with "Would you kindly" All your way through, and who then makes you kill him with his cane. If I mixed games up in this bit, it was all because I'm such an incredible... loremaker. And I will probably delete this awkward comment after you've replied to it. GIf extremely unrelated.
I am terrible at lore. And it's been... atleast two years. Or something.
But okay, let me try it. You pick up little chicks, who have been... manipulated? by the old hag who has the childrens .. department. Yes. That sounds great. And then you progress with this child, who sucks blood out of poor dead people on the ground, letting the child crawl in and out of weird things on the walls, progress to find out there are alot of people living there who I assume where promised a better place? This amount of ignorance is probably hurting you right now. But anyway, I remember there being plastic surgeons. And how one hit his patient with a scalpel cus she wouldn't hold still. So I guess they wanted to be very pretty. There were shows ongoing on some level, I vaguely remember a piano being played and the pianist being.. killed? Or maybe he was already dead. And then you find this old man who has been manipulated you with "Would you kindly" All your way through, and who then makes you kill him with his cane. If I mixed games up in this bit, it was all because I'm such an incredible... loremaker. And I will probably delete this awkward comment after you've replied to it. GIf extremely unrelated.
#91 to #90 - aerosol ONLINE (12/15/2014) [-]
The way I understood it, the guy who you kill with his own cane founded Rapture(the city) and engineered all of those drugs that gave people superpowers. I think things got out of hand after that and Rapture pretty much tore itself apart. That's all that I could really put together. I should play it again.   
   
It was fun   
   
Also, if you're bad with lore, don't play Dark Souls. They don't explain 						****					.
The way I understood it, the guy who you kill with his own cane founded Rapture(the city) and engineered all of those drugs that gave people superpowers. I think things got out of hand after that and Rapture pretty much tore itself apart. That's all that I could really put together. I should play it again.

It was fun

Also, if you're bad with lore, don't play Dark Souls. They don't explain **** .
User avatar #92 to #91 - jeej ONLINE (12/15/2014) [-]
But shouldn't that be a good thing for me then? So that I don't have to keep track of it?
#93 to #92 - aerosol ONLINE (12/15/2014) [-]
Yeah, I guess you're right.    
   
That's part of what I love about it. You play through once without paying attention and you go "Dang, that was good.". Then you look up the lore online just out of curiosity  and you just...
Yeah, I guess you're right.

That's part of what I love about it. You play through once without paying attention and you go "Dang, that was good.". Then you look up the lore online just out of curiosity and you just...
#94 to #93 - jeej ONLINE (12/15/2014) [-]
You go something like this?
You go something like this?
User avatar #95 to #94 - aerosol ONLINE (12/15/2014) [-]
yup
User avatar #96 to #95 - jeej ONLINE (12/15/2014) [-]
Sounds interesting enough. What more games do you play?
User avatar #97 to #96 - aerosol ONLINE (12/15/2014) [-]
I only got my 360 about a year and a half ago so I don't have a lot, but here it goes:

Fallout 3, Fallout New Vegas, Skyrim, Dead Space 2
The Orange Box, Assassin's Creed, Person 4 Arena
Dynasty Warriors, Dark Souls 2, Far Cry 3, Dante's Inferno
Battlefield 3, GTA IV and V, Borderlands 2, The Devil May Cry
Mass Effect, Minecraft, Prototype, Spec Ops

and Hyrule Warriors, The Legend of Zelda, Monster Hunter U, and Shovel Knight for the Wii U

The list of Gamecube games I've played is too long to be worth typing
User avatar #98 to #97 - jeej ONLINE (12/15/2014) [-]
Oh.. I just game on my pc. Oh, and Dante's inferno <3 That's some lovely stuff.
User avatar #99 to #98 - aerosol ONLINE (12/15/2014) [-]
You're lucky.
I wish I could be part of the PC master race.

Dante's inferno was pretty great though. Even the quick time events were kind of fun.
User avatar #100 to #99 - jeej ONLINE (12/15/2014) [-]
Why don't you own a pc?
User avatar #101 to #100 - aerosol ONLINE (12/15/2014) [-]
I have a laptop but it can't run a damn thing. Hopefully I will have a reason to buy a nice PC someday. But until I start taking college classes, I don't quite feel right buying a new computer just for games.
User avatar #102 to #101 - jeej ONLINE (12/15/2014) [-]
Aaaw, where you from?
#103 to #102 - aerosol ONLINE (12/15/2014) [-]
Ohio
'Murica!
User avatar #104 to #103 - jeej ONLINE (12/15/2014) [-]
Oh, how is it?
#105 to #104 - aerosol ONLINE (12/15/2014) [-]
cold
#82 - anonymous (09/11/2014) [-]
you seem like a whore piece of **** . i bet youre not even attractive
#83 to #82 - jeej ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
I bet I am tho.           :]
I bet I am tho. :]
#81 - tridaak (09/05/2014) [-]
Hi
Hi
#84 to #81 - jeej ONLINE (12/11/2014) [-]
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#86 to #85 - jeej ONLINE (12/11/2014) [-]
Are you a dog behind your screen?
Are you a dog behind your screen?
User avatar #78 - warioteam (04/04/2014) [-]
Are you interested in voicework?
User avatar #79 to #78 - jeej ONLINE (04/04/2014) [-]
Voicework?
User avatar #80 to #79 - warioteam (04/04/2014) [-]
For animation.
User avatar #58 - Zeigh ONLINE (03/03/2014) [-]
Couldn't respond to the last message, we seem to have run out of room.
It really depends on the game. I normally play single player games though.
I do like to play TF2 though.
User avatar #61 to #58 - jeej ONLINE (03/03/2014) [-]
Like.. Bioshock? Fallout?
#63 to #61 - Zeigh ONLINE (03/03/2014) [-]
Love em both. Especially Bioshock.
Other than Bethesda though, I like Bioware's dragon age: origins, hated DA2 (although the combat got a very appreciated overhaul.) I like Fantasy rpgs and scifi if it's well thought out.
One of my favorite games of all time was Chrono Cross for the PS1.
#53 - Zeigh ONLINE (03/03/2014) [-]
Hallo new friend.
#54 to #53 - jeej ONLINE (03/03/2014) [-]
Be gentle.   
Helluu
Be gentle.
Helluu
#55 to #54 - Zeigh ONLINE (03/03/2014) [-]
Is K, I'll be like lubricated silk on ice.
#56 to #55 - jeej ONLINE (03/03/2014) [-]
I can honestly not stop smiling at that.   
So smooth, give me the D...ance of a lifetime.
I can honestly not stop smiling at that.
So smooth, give me the D...ance of a lifetime.
#57 to #56 - Zeigh ONLINE (03/03/2014) [-]
Get them dancin' shoes on honey 'cause we're gonna step it up.   
Now if only I knew how to dance...
Get them dancin' shoes on honey 'cause we're gonna step it up.
Now if only I knew how to dance...
#59 to #57 - jeej ONLINE (03/03/2014) [-]
Hahah, wanna play a game with me? I choose.
20 questions?
User avatar #60 to #59 - Zeigh ONLINE (03/03/2014) [-]
Sure, ask thine first question.
#62 to #60 - jeej ONLINE (03/03/2014) [-]
1. Favorite candy?
User avatar #64 to #62 - Zeigh ONLINE (03/03/2014) [-]
Starting off with the hard questions then huh?
I suppose my favorite candy would probably jolly ranchers.
User avatar #65 to #64 - jeej ONLINE (03/03/2014) [-]
Ask something back haha, but be more creative than turning the question around (;
User avatar #66 to #65 - Zeigh ONLINE (03/03/2014) [-]
OH, okay.
What's your beverage of choice, excluding water.
User avatar #67 to #66 - jeej ONLINE (03/03/2014) [-]
Coca cola, Mountain dew or Fanta exotic.
Are you handsome?
User avatar #69 to #67 - Zeigh ONLINE (03/03/2014) [-]
What, all out of questions already?
User avatar #68 to #67 - Zeigh ONLINE (03/03/2014) [-]
What's fanta exotic?
I think I'd be more handsome if I lost some weight.

What movie do you have a guilty pleasure for? Something everyone says is bad and you realize how bad it is but you like it anyway.
#70 to #68 - jeej ONLINE (03/03/2014) [-]
Pass, I can't come up with an answer to that right a way.
Tell me one of your secrets ;3
User avatar #71 to #70 - Zeigh ONLINE (03/03/2014) [-]
I'm pretty open about everything and I think I only have one major secret that I haven't told anyone.
I suppose if you're open minded and don't mind a raunchy answer I could tell you.
User avatar #72 to #71 - jeej ONLINE (03/03/2014) [-]
Go ahead!
User avatar #73 to #72 - Zeigh ONLINE (03/03/2014) [-]
Alright.
I'm pretty sure I'm bisexual and I own two dildos, one named purple glide and another named big jack.
User avatar #74 to #73 - jeej ONLINE (03/03/2014) [-]
HAHA OMG! That is pretty cool!
Oh, and are you a virgin?
User avatar #75 to #74 - Zeigh ONLINE (03/03/2014) [-]
I am, well, at least in one sense.
That's two questions from you, which I means I get to ask two =P

Are you a virgin and if so, why?
User avatar #76 to #75 - jeej ONLINE (03/03/2014) [-]
I'm not, would you show me a picture of you please? (:
#77 to #76 - Zeigh ONLINE (03/03/2014) [-]
My webcam doesn't take very good pics.
Also, the reason my hair is standing on end is because I just had a haircut and I had to wash the gel out of my hair.

Can I see a pic of you?
User avatar #46 - hornack (02/16/2014) [-]
Hi.
User avatar #47 to #46 - jeej ONLINE (02/16/2014) [-]
Hey?
User avatar #48 to #47 - hornack (02/16/2014) [-]
Yes, hello.
How are you?
User avatar #49 to #48 - jeej ONLINE (02/16/2014) [-]
Lol, I'm fine and you?
User avatar #50 to #49 - hornack (02/16/2014) [-]
Pretty good, thank you.
User avatar #51 to #50 - jeej ONLINE (02/16/2014) [-]
haha, why did you start writing if you don't mind me asking?
User avatar #52 to #51 - hornack (02/16/2014) [-]
Erm well crap.
User avatar #44 - goodadventures (08/09/2013) [-]
just for the sake of it
#45 to #44 - jeej ONLINE (08/09/2013) [-]
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